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Chapter 142 - Dinner at the Loki Familia home.

The rest of my day was far from pleasant. Hestia was quite bothered by my relationship with Ishtar, and I can understand why. Ishtar is a dirty woman.

She’s worried about me. And, she’s also jealous. She thought she was the only goddess I had fucked.

I fucked Ishtar first— and that’s something I want to keep from her. If she finds out I fucked Ishtar first, she’ll be even more upset. Let’s leave it at that; she doesn’t need to know!

After a rather unpleasant da...

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Chapter 141 - Should I tell Hestia the truth about Ishtar?

Hestia was surprised when she heard Ishtar's voice outside the mansion. She looked at me, seeking an explanation, but I didn’t know what to say. Should I tell her about my involvement with Ishtar?

But first, I need to handle this.

“Excuse me, Goddess.” I gently moved Hestia aside and went out.

Outside, Ishtar stood with her hands on her hips, dressed provocatively, looking at me with a confident expression. Aisha was next to her, looking both embarrassed and afraid of ...

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Chapter 140 - Ishtar wants to start unnecessary rumors.

After a few minutes, I recovered. Once I felt better, hunger and thirst hit me hard. Since I hadn’t brought anything with me—I forgot—I had to ask the three to share something with me.

Of course, they quickly gave me food and water.

“Haa~~” I let out a long sigh. “I feel much better now. So, what are you all going to do now?” I asked them.

“What do you mean?”

“Do you want to leave, or do you want to keep going down? My sword’s broken, so I think I...

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Chapter 139 - Has Tiona fallen in love?

The blades sliced through the air, producing loud sounds each time they pierced the monsters. They kept changing direction as if dancing in the air. The monsters couldn’t get close.

I smiled at Ais, who looked startled.

"I didn’t know you could do something like that," she said, watching my blades.

"It’s very useful, but I can’t keep it up for long." Even though my mana reserves had grown considerably, it was draining rapidly.

It took a lot of mana to keep the ...

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Chapter 138 - Gilgamesh.

The swarm of monsters was quickly closing in on us. We took battle positions and waited. There wasn’t much we could do since we were practically surrounded.

But to our surprise, Luan decided to act on his own. He didn’t want to fight with the three of us.

"This many Orcs could be a bit dangerous." I have confidence in my strength, and I trust Tiona and Tione, but this is the first time something like this has happened. If it were just one Orc, any one of us could handle it eas...

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Chapter 137 - Burn.

When I drew my dagger from my inventory, everyone was surprised. I smiled bitterly and explained to them that it was an ability I had received.

An ability that allows me to store things in a sort of invisible storage.

Of course, they had never heard of such an ability before and didn’t believe me at first. But I stored and retrieved my sword from my inventory several times. "Lend me that," I said to Ais.

I was pointing at her sword.

Reluctantly, Ais handed me her swo...

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Chapter 136 - Exploring the dungeon with three beauties.

"Here is the kitchen..."

"This is the Goddess's bedroom..."

"Here’s a bedroom no one uses..."

After showing Ais around the entire mansion, it was time for the most important moment: showing her my room. When she heard the words "my room," I noticed she grew very nervous.

She's really looking forward to this.

As I opened the door and the luxurious bedroom came into our view, Ais sighed.

“What’s wrong? Don’t you like it?”

“It’s not that, i...

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Chapter 135 - Is Ais following me?

I continued looking at Luan with my usual expression, trying to deceive him. I can't let him discover I've been watching him!

He'll probably think I’m a stalker.

And I am not a stalker!

“What a coincidence. I didn’t expect to meet you here. How have you been?” I said in a monotone voice. But I can tell Luan is suspicious.

Please don’t say I’m lying.

“I didn’t expect to meet you here either. Are you heading to the dungeon?” Luan glanced at the s...

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Chapter 134 - Yamato Mikoto.

Near the dungeon, I encountered someone who had been on my radar for a while. Yamato Mikoto. Yes, her. A member of the Takemikazuchi Familia, who later joins the Hestia Familia during the War Game.

Surprisingly, I hadn’t seen her until now. This is the first time I’ve seen her since I arrived.

I’ve even seen Hermes, who also disappeared after the day I saw him talking to Hestia. I wonder what he’s up to now. Maybe he's out of Orario.

‘But how should I approach her?...

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Chapter 133 - I want to reach Rivira.

Elma looked at the paper with the recipe, unable to believe what she saw. She glanced at me several times, searching for answers. I’m sure she’s thinking, “Where did you steal this recipe from?”

But how could I steal something that didn’t even exist?

“What is it? Speechless?”

“Of course I am! How can I think this is normal? I’ve never seen paper made with these ingredients before. Are you sure I can make something like this?”

“Well… To be honest...

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Chapter 132 - Perverted idiots.

I woke up the next day feeling refreshed. My balls were empty, and I had never felt better. Lili and Hestia were lying on the bed next to me, Lili on the right and Hestia on the left.

Both were using my arms as pillows, so I didn’t move.

While waiting for them to wake up, I checked my status. I haven’t done that since I went through the "Ascension." It said that my status had doubled... And it had.

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Chapter 131 - Goddess's orgasm multiplied by 20x +18

Hestia covered her face with her hands after climaxing, unlike Lili, who kept looking into my eyes as we came together. Her pussy was convulsing, and much tighter.

My cock will be crushed.

I stopped touching Hestia’s pussy and slowly pulled my cock out of Lili pussy. My cum started to leak out, and I took a deep breath.

“What’s the matter? I thought you were going to keep fucking me,” Lili said. “Don’t tell me you’ve reached your limit?”

“Of course no...

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Chapter 130 - You two, lie down here. +18

But I didn’t pass out like Hestia. I had just come, but I started moving my hips. Taking advantage of the fact that Hestia was not in my way, I began playing with Luan’s nipples.

While his cock rubbed inside me, I started sucking on his nipples, keeping my eyes on him the entire time.

However, he wasn’t looking at me—he was looking at Hestia.

I stopped playing with his nipples and glanced back. Hestia was lying with her legs spread, removing cum from her pussy. I cli...

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Chapter 129 - Exciting threesome. +18

Hestia's POV

The orgasm was so intense that I lost all strength in my body. I fell forward, but Lili caught me. She had already sat on Luan, just like I had, but she was sitting right above his face.

Luan was licking Lili’s pussy while gripping my thighs, squeezing them tightly.

Haaa~~

Haa~~

I was breathing heavily, still not fully recovered, but I had to keep moving to satisfy Luan. ...

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Chapter 128 - Fighting with Lili over Luan's cock (Hestia's POV) +18

[ Liliruca Arde will not get pregnant. ]

I felt satisfied seeing the system message. Hestia thought I was smiling at her, so she smiled back. "Aren't you going to do anything? I'm getting a bit anxious," she said.

I licked my lips and then buried my face in her breasts.

My now longer hair fell over her, and Hestia started to laugh.

"Hahaha. That tickles. Mmm~~" But when I started sucking her nipples, Hestia stopped laughing and began to moan. I continued playing with h...

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Chapter 127 - The fun is just beginning (Hestia and Luan POV) +18

When I slid Luan's cock inside me and started moving, I completely forgot that Lili was right in front of me. I closed my eyes and kept moving my hips, savoring the delicious sensation of it rubbing against the inside of my pussy.

Every time I lowered my hips and his cock reached my deepest, most sensitive spot, it sent a jolt through my entire body, all the way to my brain. My mind was going blank.

I started moaning loudly before I even realized it and began grabbing my breasts a...

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Chapter 126 - Threesome? (Hestia's POV) +18

Hestia's POV

I was having breakfast with Lili. We exchanged glances without saying a word.

We were about to wake Luan up by doing some pretty embarrassing things...

After much discussion the night before, we decided it would be best not to use costumes. Lili said that Luan doesn't care about that kind of stuff. All he cares about is sticking his cock into a hole.

Luan can be pretty the pervert when he wants to be.

I still remember the fi...

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Chapter 125 - Waking up in the best possible way +18

I’m unsure how much time has passed, but I haven’t stopped typing for a second. My Word document is already over 500 pages long! I might have overdone it.

I said earlier that I would stop to eat or rest, but I haven’t paused for a moment. If Hestia and Lili find out, they’ll be pretty mad. “I finished the third volume and started the fourth one, just as planned.”

I even thought about writing a bit more, but I gave up on that idea and stood up.

As soon as I got to...

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Chapter 124 - Writing can make you forget your problems.

I got out of bed and looked at the computer. Hestia and Lili had already stopped playing, and the computer was off. "Did they figure out how to turn it off?" I think they just pressed the power button.

“How long did I sleep?” I asked them.

“I think you slept for about two hours?” Hestia replied.

“Two hours?!” I was shocked to hear that because it felt like only a few minutes. How strange. Well, I guess that makes sense. I went to the bathroom, washed my face, and...

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Chapter 123 - Mother.

Memories floated around me. Memories of when I was born, my first bath, the first time I received a gift, the first time I rode a bike, the first time I broke my arm... Memories I had forgotten.

And even the memories of when my mother discovered her cancer and bravely fought until she was cured. That memory I had completely erased. I was still a child, but I suffered a lot during that time.

Thankfully, everything turned out fine.

But back then, my mother changed.

I don...

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Chapter 122 - Memories.

I looked back, and the two stared at me, confused. They didn’t see what appeared on the screen, so it’s okay. I don’t want them to have access to pornography from my world.

Besides, they probably wouldn’t understand it since most videos are in English. But I also have access to Japanese pornography.

"What was that? Did you see something?" Hestia asked Lili, who shook her head, denying it. "What was that, Luan? Why did the screen go dark again?" Hestia looked at me, seeking...

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Chapter 121 - Existential crisis?

I decided not to say anything to Hestia, especially since Lili is with us. But, of course, Hestia could tell something is off. I leaned close and whispered to her, "I'll explain everything to you later."

Hestia looked worried, but I gave her a reassuring smile.

"Isn't he handsome, Goddess? Doesn't he look even better than before?" Lili said as we sat down for breakfast. "His hair looks great, doesn't it? I told him not to cut it, but he insists he’s going to!"

"What?! You'...

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Dear readers

No chapter today. I was stung by a scorpion yesterday.

Seriously, it's no joke.

After I posted the chapter yesterday, I went into the kitchen and ended up stepping on a scorpion that I didn't see and got stung. I was in hospital for a few hours and I'm home now, but my foot is in a LOT of pain.

I'll try to post a chapter tomorrow.

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Chapter 120 - My appearance has improved even more. Who are you?

The most significant change was in my hair and also in my height. I was already tall before, but I had probably reached two meters in height. Next to Lili and Hestia, I’m a giant.

This might make things a bit difficult… Or maybe even more exciting.

"And my hair." My hair used to be completely black and short, though it had grown a little over the past few days. But now it is long, reaching below my shoulders.

Still, it suits me. If I tie my hair, I’ll have a good look ...

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Chapter 119 - Changes in my body. Lili has a strange fetish? +18

While Lili kept sucking my dick, I used the points I had to raise my Endurance to 300. And with that, I finally unlocked what the system calls "Ascension." A new notification appeared!

[The user can now Ascend!]

[Warning!]

[During the Ascension, the user will be unconscious for ten minutes. All of the user's senses will be shut off.]

[When you wake up, you will feel severe pain due to the changes that can occur in your body.] View Post

Chapter 118 - Mission completed! Ishtar regrets it. +18

I don't know how much time has passed, but I fucked Ishtar in every possible way. When I noticed, the entire room was already stained with my cum.

Ishtar had passed out several times during the process, and she was reaching her limit. Not just her, but I’m also reaching my limit! It may not seem like it, but even I have a limit.

Seriously, what a pain. What a complicated mission.

I looked at Ishtar lying on the floor near the wall and approached her. My cock wasn’t even ...

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Chapter 117 - Ishtar being treated like this turns me on. +18 (Aisha and Luan POV)

Aisha's POV

I didn't know what to think when I saw Luan dragging the Goddess by the hair and treating her like dirt. It was uncomfortable, but at the same time, it was extremely pleasurable to watch.

Thoughts like 'She deserves it' or 'Treat her even worse' ran through my mind. Am I wrong for thinking things like that? I don't think so.

'What will he do? '

I hid in one of the corners of the room. I'm not sure if the Goddess knows I'm here, but...

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Chapter 116 - Ishtar is a product to satisfy my desires. +18

Luan’s POV

I didn't know it was possible, but my cock had grown even more. I spread Ishtar’s legs wide, and she stared at me with wide eyes. I couldn't tell if she was excited or scared.

But I didn't care.

I placed my cock at the entrance of her pussy, and as soon as I touched it—

Squirt!

Ishtar came, squirting her liquid all over me. Contrary to her nasty personality, the fluids from her pussy had a pleasant smell and tasted surpr...

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Chapter 115 - Dragging Ishtar by the hair. +18

When Luan threw me to the ground, I felt pain all over my body. His expression is frightening. He's furious! I don't think I'll be able to calm him down.

Luan grabbed my neck and pressed me to the floor.

I stared at him, and his cold eyes seemed to be looking into my soul. 'Why am I scared? I shouldn't be scared of someone like him!' My body is shaking. It doesn't make sense.

It's like Luan is a god more powerful than me. A god who can threaten me.

I gritted my teeth a...

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Chapter 114 - Attacking Ishtar.

I didn't know where Ishtar was, but the most important thing now was finding Lili and ensuring she was safe. I rushed upstairs. I got to the same floor where the room I was taken to last time was located.

I started to worry that they might be doing something similar to Lili, so I quickened my pace.

I ran down the long hallway, opening every door.

All the rooms looked like motel rooms. What a filthy place.

‘Where are you?’

But even after opening fifteen doors,...

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