Parody Girl

Food poisoning

I didn't post a chapter yesterday because I had food poisoning. Yesterday I spent the whole day vomiting and in the bathroom, I almost passed out in the bathroom lol

Even so, I managed to write half a chapter yesterday and will finish it to post today. My stomach still hurts, but I'm a bit better. I'll try to write a few more chapters today to post on patreon, but I don't know if it will be possible.

I hope you understand.

Chapter 55 - Hestia masturbating. +18 ( Hestia's POV)

“Today was so exhausting, but I never imagined the book I’d have to promote would be Luan’s. What will he think when I tell him?”

No, maybe he already knows. I didn't see him at the library, but perhaps he was there. "I'm glad I accepted this job. The sales were a success!"

I went back to the church and took a shower.

After the shower, I put on a light outfit, a long white shirt I had bought some time ago. I sat in the living room and counted the money I had received...

Chapter 54 - A lot of money.

I went back to my room and stayed there until nightfall. The only thing I did during the day was write the second volume of Re: Zero and try to get my computer working again.

In the end, it didn’t work, so I’ll have to continue writing by hand.

Speaking of which, I’m running out of paper.

Last time, I forgot to ask the librarian for some paper, but I’ll do that now since I’m going there anyway. I’ll also take my second volume for her to review. (I wrote half of i...

Chapter 53 - It works better on "NPCs".

I left the library for the dungeon, as things would not calm down anytime soon. When I arrived at the tower, I found some adventurers looking for groups.

I wondered if I should join one of these groups but dismissed the idea. I need to test my new weapon.

"Ah, speaking of which. I left it at home."

Yes, I left my dagger at home. I wasn't planning to go to the dungeon today. My only plan was to visit the library to check on the sales and return to the church with a copy for H...

Hey

I promise I'll start posting more extra chapters here on patreon from tomorrow. I've been quite busy.

Chapter 52 - Book.

With my new weapon, I decided to go to the church to talk to Hestia. The last time I contacted her was yesterday. She's still looking for a job.

Again, I asked her to stop looking for a job, but she ignored me. I should do just that. Ignore her.

It won't be long before I get a new house and a lot of money, and then she'll forget all about getting a job.

"Goddess, are you there?" I walked into the church.

Hestia didn't answer me. I looked for her until I heard some soun...

Chapter 51 - New weapon. Poisoning.

I went to the Tower. As far as I remember, the Hephaestus Familia shops are on floors 4-8. Even so, I decided to ask some people for directions.

After talking to a few people, I found the way to one of the stores that would offer the best price.

But before heading there, I passed by several other stores. They sold everything here. 'I could come here some other day to buy some things. Do they sell magical scrolls or something like that?'

I remember scrolls that allowed the ad...

Chapter 50 - New skill and distributing points. Let's go after a new weapon.

I woke up the following day with Lili in my arms. I kissed her lightly on her forehead, and Lili slowly opened her eyes. When our eyes met, she smiled at me and hugged me tighter.

"It's so good to stay like this with you," she said.

"You are so cute, Lili."

"No, you're cute! And stop saying these sweet things to me. I get very embarrassed." Lili buried her face in my chest, and we stayed like this for long minutes before getting out of bed.

Today is a workday. But firs...

Chapter 49 - Bathing Lili and sleeping together.

After we finished having sex like animals, I left the bed while Lili remained lying on the dirty sheets, sleeping. I went to the bathroom and took a hot shower before heading out. When I returned to the bedroom, Lili was awake.

“Are you okay?” I asked, concerned for her, as I had fucked her without worrying about the size of my cock. But Lili smiled; she didn't seem to be in pain.

“I'm fine. I can still feel you inside me.” Lili covered her head with the dirty blanket. “...

Chapter 48 - Orgasm Bonus x15! +18

Ai art is really bad sometimes... I haven't found a decent AI "template" to create images of Lili. But Hestia and Ais have plenty lol

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With every movement I made, Lili continued to moan, and new notifications kept coming. She was orgasming multiple times in a row. And each time she climaxed, her pussy got tighter.

Her pussy was sucking me in.

"MmmMM…MmMm..Aaaaaa “Luan, wait..mMmmMmMM….aAAaaa…." Lili held my hands, and I stopped moving. When...

Hey

I'd like to know what you think about adding arts to the +18 chapters.

Chapter 47 - I took Lili's virginity. +18

Change of POV

When I came on Lili's face, she swallowed some of my cum. It seemed the taste was not to her liking. “Are you okay? I'll get a towel.” Lili was all messy, so I grabbed my towel.

Lili took the towel and cleaned her face and hair. “Bleh, the taste is awful. I thought it would taste better than this.” Lili complained, and I co...

Chapter 46 - Sex with Lili? +18 ( Lili's POV)

Luan was standing still, staring at me. I didn't know how to react. I kept looking at his cock above my head as it slowly started to get hard. Is he getting aroused while looking at me?

I'm sure I have a stupid expression now. I've just cum.

'What should I do? Should I just run away from here right now?'

No, but I don't want to. I want to stay here and see what Luan will do to me. Does he like me? Will he take advantage of me being here with my pants down and fuck me?

...

Chapter 82 - Maniac on the battlefield.

The city was two or three kilometers away, and the entire army stood before the main gate, protecting the city. I could also see some men on the city walls, all holding bows.

Also, they had some weapons on the walls.

'But they don't seem to use gunpowder. They're giant crossbows. How did they put those on the walls? Hey, Hiiro, are you going to join this battle?'

'I don't know if I should. There are so many, and they're wearing heavy armor. Can I defeat them?'

'Don't b...

Chapter 45 - Lili spied on me in the bathroom +18

I went with Lili to my room. When we entered, I placed my bag of items and magical stones on the floor, and she also put down her bag. It seemed heavy, full of stuff.

“You can go to the bathroom and take a shower. I'll get you some clean clothes.”

“No need, I'm going to read and then leave,” Lili said, but I pushed her into the bathroom and closed the door.

“You're smelling just as bad as I am. Take a shower.”

“Okay…”

Lili turned on the shower, ...

Chapter 44 - Tiona Hiryute

I swung my knife towards the War Shadow and blocked its claws. However, I had to retreat since it used its other hand. 'Well, if I can't use a knife, I must use my magic.'

Now that I have put some points into my magic, it should be stronger.

I distanced myself from the War Shadow and ran. It was fast and chased me at full speed. As I ran, I created fireballs on my back that flew towards it.

The War Shadow began moving strangely as it avoided the fireballs. However, two fireb...

Chapter 43 - I almost died.

The night finally came to an end, and I took a bath before going to bed. I slept and woke up the next day, ready to go to the dungeon and test my new skills.

These are skills I haven’t mentioned before.

My current status is:

Name: Luan Taylor

Nickname: None

Strength: 58

Agility: 64

Endurance: 37

Magic: 20

Perception: 24<...

Chapter 42 - Lili fell in love with me.

We went to my room, and I grabbed a second blank notebook to write the second volume. I need to get more paper if I want to continue writing, and my pen won't last forever, either.

I need writing materials. If I ask that old lady for help, I can get them. I’ll go there next week to check how sales are going and talk to her about it.

"Are you going to start writing already?"

I was sitting on the bed, leaning against the headboard. Lili was sitting on the chair.

"I'll ...

Chapter 41 - Come and join our Family. How will I win Lili over?

Now that the contract is signed, I need to wait. The woman named Sonia gave me a deadline of one week for the books to start being sold. It will still take a little while, but it's good to have a deadline.

And now, I have nothing to do. I could go to Welf to convince him, but I must complete this daily mission first. I can't lose Lili. I can't let this mission fail.

We left the library, and the first thing we did was walk in silence together. I had no plan to make her fall in love...

Chapter 40 - Syr Flova. Punishment.

"May I take your order?" Syr asked. I smiled at her and placed my order. I asked for a meat dish, a pasta dish, and a drink. Since I was paying, Welf ordered a lot, too.

When Syr finished taking our order, she stared at me for a few seconds before leaving.

"What was that about? Why were you looking at her like that?" Welf asked.

"I just thought she was pretty. Can't I look at pretty women?"

"... She'll think you're a pervert if you keep staring at her like that."

Chapter 39 - Contract and dinner.

I followed Welf while explaining to him the type of weapon I wanted. I want a short, one-handed sword. A long sword could hinder me. I want a sword similar to a dagger, but different from one.

I don't know if that makes sense.

A sword with a slightly curved blade, like a katana.

“A sword like that… I've never made a sword like that before. You said you want a magic sword, right?”

“That’s right. I have the money. Make the sword, and I’ll give you everything....

Tier 2

Starting tomorrow I will start posting 2 or 3 extra chapters/day for tier 2 patreons.

Chapter 38 - Help me publish this book.

It is still afternoon, so I have plenty of time.

I returned to my room and showered since I had sweated and smelled terrible. After that, I washed my clothes in the bathroom and hung them to dry inside the room.

Drying would take a long time, but I didn't want to hang them outside.

Now, it is time to go to a library. I grabbed my notebook with the first volume of Re: Zero and took the money bag that would be used to pay for a new weapon.

There was also some money set a...

Chapter 37 - Wild sex in the alley.

When we saw the woman looking at us with a smile, I slowly pulled my dick out of Aisha's pussy. However, she held onto me. "Hey, don’t worry about her, let's continue. Hey, get out of here before I get angry!" Aisha shouted at the girl.

It was the same girl I had seen before. Young and cute girl. She was also an Amazoness like Aisha, but they were very different. Aisha was very mature and couldn't be compared to that girl.

"Why don't you let me join in?" the girl said, pouting. ...

Chapter 36 - Sex outdoors. +18

"Hey, are you sure everything is okay?" Aisha asked.

I pulled her into the alley on a deserted street in the entertainment district. I pushed her against the wall, and Aisha seemed worried someone could see us.

"What’s wrong? Are you embarrassed?" I asked and then kissed her neck.

"Mmm~~" A weak moan escaped her lips, and she responded, "I'm not embarrassed, but isn't it bad to have sex in a dirty place like this?"

"Are you worried about that? Don’t worry, we’ll ...

Chapter 35 - Let's do the weekly mission.

I opened my eyes slowly as Lili left the room. I got up and went to where she had placed my clothes. She had folded them and left them on the bathroom sink.

I put the clothes back in my closet since they weren’t dirty or smelly.

After that, I took a hot shower and went out for breakfast. Walking the street, I checked the system to see Aisha’s percentage. ‘Hm? It went up.’

Her percentage increased by one and is now at 35%.

‘Her current status is “Feeling hap...

Chapter 34 - Getting closer.

With my skill now at level three, many women will probably approach me. I wonder if it will be the same with Lili.

Then, while Lili was still in the bathroom, I started cleaning my room.

I didn't have a washing machine, so I would have to wash my clothes by hand later. I don't know how I'll dry them indoors.

I quickly gathered all the dirty clothes, put them in the laundry basket, and made my bed. When Lili came out of the bathroom, she was surprised at how the room had chan...

Chapter 33 - Lili showered in my room.

I woke up the next day and opened my Status. I had 9 points to spend, but I'll do that later. I'm not going to the dungeon today.

Today, I want to focus on writing and the weekly mission given by the system. The mission is simple: I need to have sex outside, whether it's on the street or in an alley. In other words, public sex.

I've never had such an experience, but people say it's interesting and exciting. But who should I do this with? Should I try to win over Lili and do it wit...

Chapter 32 - New weekly quest available!

So we continued moving forward. I just remembered something important: We can't stay inside the dungeon for several days without sleeping. I didn't prepare for this. If we sleep here, we will die.

We can only sleep if we go to Rivira.

In other words, we need to go back.

"It's impossible to reach Rivira. We need to go back. I'm not strong enough," I told Lili. We were resting on the seventh floor, and I had just finished eating and writing. We've been in the dungeon for over ...

Chapter 31 - War Shadow.

After writing three pages, I finally finished. Lili had finished eating long ago and was reading everything I was writing, clearly entertained by the story.

My memory is excellent, but I want to know if I will be able to write everything.

Re: Zero is a somewhat complex story; some parts are difficult to remember, so I must be careful when writing.

If I forget something, I'll create something original. Since I have written some stories before, I can manage.

"Ah, you're ...