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Chapter 16 - Weapons for the Freya Familia.
After I activated the skill, an axe slowly began to form in midair. The handle was formed first.
‘I can even choose the material for the handle. I’ll make it out of wood—but a strong, reinforced kind.’
Since I can alter the properties of any mineral or material and make it even more durable, it wasn’t difficult.
“What material did you use for the handle? Iron? It’s black.”
“I used wood, but I modified it and made it more durable. Its durability is pro...
2026-02-02 15:49:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15 - Let's create some weapons.
POV: Third Person
An extremely vast rocky and arid area, about the size of a soccer field—so dark that it was impossible to see even one meter ahead. A place that looked as though it had been manually created by someone. Perhaps a god?
And this terrifying place was home to a creature.
The 60th floor of the Dungeon, a location unknown to adventurers. A massive, rocky, and humid floor, filled with gigantic creatures.
Yet despite the num...
2026-02-02 02:32:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14 - Exclusive contract? Are you an idiot?
When I sat down at an empty table, the people seated at nearby tables looked at me. I glanced at them and nodded. After greeting them, I remained silent and waited for my food.
“Mmm…”
I began humming in my head while I waited, as I was getting quite bored.
Then, after a few minutes, something was placed on my table. However, it wasn’t my takeout food. What was placed there was a sheet of paper with several things written on it.
The one who put it there was a ma...
2026-02-01 16:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13 - Syr Flova.
After finishing inside Hephaestus once more, she stayed lying on top of me for a while. I held her tightly, and we remained in silence, simply enjoying the warmth of our bodies. This is nice.
My cock, which had been inside her, slipped out of her pussy, and my semen began to slowly spill out of her.
When it slipped free, Hephaestus let out a soft moan.
“MmM~~”
“You’re so cute, Hephaestus,” I said, gently stroking her hair.
Hephaestus lifted her head and...
2026-02-01 14:57:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12 - This feeling is so good it doesn't even feel real. +18
Hephaestus continued rubbing my cock against her pussy for a few seconds and then stopped. She continued to tease me while smiling mischievously at me. I continued to stare at her in silence.
My eyes are probably full of desire now. I wanted to grab her and shove my cock as deep as I could inside her. ‘But I need to control myself. Probably if I do that she won’t kick me out of the bathroom like she said, but even so I want to follow the script.’
Despite my cock aching, I do...
2026-01-30 05:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 11 - Hephaestus got excited. +18
Despite almost losing control, I held on as best I could and let Hephaestus continue her "punishment." She continued rubbing her body against mine sensually.
Her body is so soft and warm it almost feels unreal.
Mmm~~
MmM~~
Then, moans began to escape Hephaestus's lips without me doing anything. Is she getting aroused just from rubbing against me? Is it because her hard nipples are rubbing against me? Is she feeling go...
2026-01-27 02:58:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 10 - Hephaestus' Punishment. +18
With the sword finished, I swung it a few times to test it. I don’t know how to properly use a sword, but I can still analyze whether one is good enough to be used in battle. And this sword is very good.
Its weight and balance are perfect.
After finishing my test, I looked at Hephaestus, who continued forging her sword with great mastery. She kept hammering the blade and then began the tempering process.
She did it far better than I did.
‘She’s incredible.’
... 2026-01-25 03:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 307 - Don't blame me if I hurt it with my teeth. +18
2026-01-25 03:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 9 - Dispute.
After heating the iron until it became incandescent, I grabbed the hammer and began striking it with force, but with great care. My body was basically moving on its own.
Despite having a lot of game-related knowledge, I had never done this before, so what was making my body move with such mastery were the memories of this body. I could do it so well that even I was surprised.
After some time, the iron began to take the shape of a one-handed longsword. The blade gradually formed, b...
2026-01-24 01:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 8 - Forging with my own hands.
As soon as I arrived at the tower’s main shop, I was greeted by a few curious looks from some of the customers. I returned their greetings and headed to Hephaestus’s room. I didn’t knock on the door—I simply walked in without warning.
As soon as I entered, Hephaestus’s eyes fell on me.
“You’re back sooner than I expected.”
“There wasn’t much to do. I ran into that group from the Loki Familia—Ais’s group.”
“Hmmm… and?” Hephaestus looked a...
2026-01-23 19:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 302 - Make a wish, Freya.
Luan stepped away from the bed and walked over to the small table where a few papers lay. “What is this?” On the paper, there were only a few words written, and the pen was tossed beside it. This was the second letter I had been writing.
“Dear Luan… Dear?” Luan laughed. “Was this another letter for me? You really were desperate to see me, weren’t you? I just received the first letter.” He crumpled the paper.
Then he approached the bed again.
I crossed my legs...
2026-01-16 03:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 7 - We have a monopoly.
I continued to observe Ais’s group for a while, and eventually they noticed my presence. The first to look at me was Ais, her gaze sharp and penetrating, and then the other members of the group became aware of me as well.
Honestly, I could only keep my eyes on Bete. How could he have turned into such a beautiful woman? Those slightly animalistic traits only made her even more attractive. That’s unfair—there’s no way I can control myself. My heart is racing because of a man… 2026-01-16 03:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 301 - Do you want to do it now? (Freya's POV)
I kept staring at her for a few seconds without saying anything. Freya turned toward me, her breasts exposed, and her lips curved into a smile.
“I’m just joking,” she said.
After that, she continued getting dressed.
I sat down on her bed and kept watching. The only sounds in the room were the rustle of fabric from her clothes and our breathing. After she finished getting dressed, Freya began drying her hair.
“What is it? Aren’t you going ...
2026-01-11 03:18:32 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 6 - I can use my mouth if you want.
Hephaestus placed her ear against my chest and continued listening to my heart. My heartbeat was racing, which made me feel a little embarrassed. It wasn’t normal for Eryk to get this nervous in situations like this.
“What is it? Why are you suddenly so nervous?” She touched my chest and ran her hand over it. With a teasing smile, she said, “As much as I’d like to do this right now, I don’t think it’s a good idea to do it here.”
I smiled and replied, “I’m nervo...
2026-01-11 03:17:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 300 - Having fun with Freya?
After thinking about it a little more, I decided that I would use my teleportation ability to go to Freya. She is waiting for me, and I can’t disappoint her. I wanted to ignore her, but I can’t.
I took a shower and got ready, making sure I smelled as good as possible.
“I’m heading out. I’ll be back in a bit,” I said to Hestia, who was still focused on her reading. “Here are the other volumes. You can read them after you finish that one. Just be careful with them.”<...
2026-01-10 03:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5 - Bella. A special girl.
The editing skill was simple. Just hold a sword and edit it however I wanted. It was a silent skill—no one could tell when I was using it. ‘I’ll remove this anomaly and increase its durability. But this anomaly…’
I searched for information in my mind and managed to discover the reason behind it. Normally, this happens when a sword cannot withstand the strength or magic of an adventurer.
In other words, if a level four or higher adventurer uses a low-quality sword, it wil...
2026-01-10 03:31:18 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 4 - Editing.
Hephaestus set the documents aside and looked at me, already knowing what I intended to do. There was no surprise in her eyes—only curiosity, that familiar expression she always wore whenever I decided to “play around.”
“You’re going to forge something right here?” she asked.
“Yes. Just a test.”
“Then at least keep it within acceptable limits.” She sighed. “We’re in the Tower.”
“I know.”
I controlled everything with precision. The Fo...
2026-01-10 03:30:45 +0000 UTC View Post