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Chapter 17 - Danger Approaches.

The woman slowly opened her eyes, and I approached her.

She sat up inside the cocoon, completely naked, and then looked in my direction.

As soon as she saw me, she smiled and lowered her head in respect.

"My queen."

I felt extremely uncomfortable.

This wasn’t normal.

In the past, elves were born with almost no memories.

They never called me queen right after being born.

This elf was born already knowing that I’m her queen.

Is it becaus...

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Chapter 254 - An Ordinary Man.

As soon as Haruhime entered the house, Hestia pulled her aside to talk in private. But since I have excellent hearing, I managed to catch parts of their conversation. Hestia only talked about me.

"Be careful with Luan, he loves flirting with women."

"If you stay close to him, he might try to seduce you. He’s a real womanizer."

"You're not falling for him, are you? A lot of women fall for him at first sight."

"I hope you don’t end up falling in love with him."

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Chapter 16 - Creating an Elf.

POV: Frieren

When I woke up, Serie was lying next to me, sleeping peacefully. I stared at her face for a few seconds before getting up. I went to the bathroom and washed my face before changing clothes.

I got dressed and went to the kitchen to prepare something for breakfast.

“There aren’t many options. Not even eggs...”

The only things available were meat, vegetables, and fruit—things easily found in the forest.

I’ll have to a...

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Chapter 15 - Ares

I flew up into the sky and saw Serie approaching me.

“What happened?!” she shouted, clearly frightened.

“It’s that bastard Ares. I need to find that son of a bitch. I have to kill him,” I yelled. I was starting to lose control for some reason. I wasn’t usually like this.

“Calm down! Please, get a hold of yourself. If you go there now, you’ll be killed! Do you understand?” Serie grabbed my shoulders and shouted. “If you show up in Rakia, their entire army ...

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Chapter 14 - It can't be.

So, the fun began.

I started walking through the mountains, encountering monsters I knew well. Creatures that existed in the world when I was born but had become quite rare once the age of the gods began.

Back then, it was common to find monsters everywhere, but after the gods descended, monsters stopped appearing everywhere.

They took control of that.

99% of monsters began to be "born" inside the dungeon, and the world became a “clean” place. Monsters still appear...

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Chapter 13 - Beol Mountains.

I left Serie’s house and went to the tree. I wasn’t planning to continue my training—I just wanted to take a better look at how it was doing. I didn’t even need to get close to the tree to notice the changes.

As I stepped out of Serie’s house, I looked up. I immediately noticed the changes.

The number of leaves was still far from enough, but there were many more than before. The leaves were large and glowed with a pale, striking color. They swayed in the wind, and small ...

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Chapter 12 - Ninth layer.

I had just finished converting another thousand primordial elements when suddenly, someone opened the door. It was Serie, carrying a basket of fruit. As soon as she saw I was awake, she smiled.

“Good morning.”

“Good morning, Serie. Did anything happen while I was training?”

“Nothing happened, everything’s fine.”

“I see.” I approached and took the fruit basket. “Has it been two months already?”

“Tomorrow makes two months.”

“Hmmm...

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Chapter 253 - No!

After some time, the entire process was completed—Haruhime was no longer a member of the Ishtar Familia. In the original story, it wasn’t that simple, but things became much easier after I conquered Ishtar.

I walked up to Haruhime and took her hand.

“Don’t be scared, I want to test something.” There was one thing I’d never tried since my teleportation skill leveled up—teleporting with someone else.

If it works, it’ll be really useful.

“What do you mea...

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Chapter 252 - I'll take Haruhime with me.

I walked down the stairs and through the Ishtar Familia’s house without caring what the members thought of me. Most of them already knew who I was, so it was fine. Many of them tried to approach me, but I ignored them.

I was looking for a place to eat something.

I had to ask a few of the Ishtar Familia women for help.

Thankfully, they were quite helpful. They probably thought I might be interested in them, but that’s out of the question. There are many beautiful women he...

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Chapter 11 - Two months.

“I’m really not planning anything at the moment. But for the future... Yes, I am thinking about a few things.”

Was Ares the one who caused this? Was he the one who poisoned or cursed me?

I searched my memories to see if Frieren had ever had any conflict with Ares, but I couldn’t find anything.

Frieren had only met him once.

That happened when she visited Rakia. Back then, it was still the early days of Rakia’s founding, and she had helped the god Ares with a ...

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Chapter 10 - Rakia.

The next morning, I had breakfast with Ryuu and Serie before Ryuu left. When it was time for her to depart, I said to her, “If anything happens, contact me.”

Even though I wasn’t strong enough, I felt obligated to say it.

“Don’t worry, my Queen. I’m sure everything will be fine.”

“Don’t say things like that. It might bring bad luck.”

“Haha.” Ryuu let out a small laugh. From her slightly forced smile, I could tell she wasn’t used to laughing an...

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Chapter 251 - Treat Me Like Trash. +18

Ishtar continued to suck my cock hard as if her life depended on it. Although I don't feel as much pleasure as I do with Hestia, I can't lie that if she keep going like this I'll cum soon.

I started moving my hips, hitting her throat several times. Every time my cock hit the deepest part of her throat, Ishtar's eyes went wide and she looked like she was going to throw up.

But I didn't stop.

I kept fucking her mouth like it was a pussy for a long time, until I reached my limi...

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Chapter 9 - No one can know.

After spending a little more time at Serie’s house, I returned to the tree. I want to continue my training. I want to increase my strength because I can feel that something serious might happen at any moment.

I feel like the humans are going to try something. And if they do, I want to be strong enough to handle all of them with ease.

As soon as I entered the tree, I touched its trunk with my hand. I had 200 Primordial Elements to collect, and that’s exactly what I did.

<...

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Chapter 8 - Something good and bad. Ryuu Lion.

When I started reading what I had written, I began to remember the time I wrote this book. All my books were written inside the World Tree. Yes, every single one of them. Before the inside of the World Tree became my "tomb," it was a place I loved to spend time in.

Yes, I remember things like that.

Spending countless hours a day inside the World Tree. But I wasn’t there cultivating or training—I was just sitting there.

Either sitting and doing nothing, or writing somethi...

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Chapter 250 - Convince Haruhime. +18

Of course, it wasn’t as easy as I imagined. Haruhime got scared. I appeared out of nowhere and suddenly started saying I was going to take her with me. 'It really sounded like a kidnapping.' So I tried to calm her down.

“I’m sorry, I don’t want to come off as some kind of weirdo. My name is Luan, you remember me, don’t you?”

“Luan… Ah, I remember you.”

“Well, I’m someone who’s really close to Goddess Ishtar. I’m also a member of the Hestia Familia....

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Chapter 7 - Zoltraak.

The bear stood still, staring at me. I could feel its bloodlust. I swallowed hard and started taking slow steps backward. ‘I need to get out of here as quickly as possible. I have to distract it with something.’

Unfortunately, I don't have any physical strength.

I opened my status and noticed that my mana had recovered a bit more. I was still about 100 meters from the tree.

‘Here it comes.’

The bear leaped toward me. It jumped over the small table in the center...

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Chapter 6 - Is Time So Important?

POV: Frieren

“I finally reached the Fifth Circle,” I said as I walked down the stairs. I made it to the lower floor and passed by Serie. I didn’t really hear what she said, but I noticed she was carrying another basket of fruit.

I approached the trunk of the tree and placed my hand on it.

Then, I started pouring all the mana I had accumulated into the tree, converting it into EXP.

Name: Frieren

Cultivation:...

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Chapter 249 - Will Haruhime go to the Hestia Familia?

I didn’t say a word throughout breakfast, my mind stuck on that letter.

Who sent it? Was it Freya trying to lure me to her? Or was it Ishtar trying to lure me?

It’s definitely one of the two.

It doesn’t make sense for Freya to target Haruhime right now.

But then again… does Freya even know I care about Haruhime? I’m not sure she’s investigated me that deeply. Besides, I’ve only met Haruhime once so far.

Yeah… It was definitely Ishtar who sent that...

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Chapter 248 - Letter from a fan?

"Ottar."

"The Goddess asked me to get in touch with you."

"I don't want to talk to her," I said as I stored my sword in my inventory. I walked toward Ottar, and he remained still. He didn’t feel threatened because he’s certain he could kill me easily.

At least, that’s what he thinks.

I can sense his power. He’s incredibly strong. However, I’m confident I can handle him if he decides to attack.

"You’d better do it," Ottar said as I passed by him to lea...

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Chapter 247 – Powerful sword.

Aisha’s POV

Has the goddess gone insane or something? She wants to make up a lie like this just to lure Luan? Luan seems to care a lot about Haruhime for some reason, and I feel like this could end up causing a huge problem.

'But I have to do it.'

I went to my room and grabbed a piece of paper. On it, I began writing a message.

"Haruhime needs help. Come to the Ishtar Familia’s house immediately..." Is that enough?

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Chapter 5 - I have to keep training.

Those of you who are only here because of the fanfic “A Hentai System in the World of Danmachi”, don't worry, as I said before, I'll continue to post it frequently.

In fact, it's the only fanfic I never get tired of writing. I have a lot of fun with it.

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After talking with her a bit more, I felt my stomach start to growl.

When she heard it, Serie ran off and came back with some fruit for me to eat.

“This is all we have,...

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Chapter 4 - Primordial element.

After my conversation with Serie, I stood up and returned to the inside of the tree. I approached the coffin and gave it a second look. There was nothing particularly special about it.

“We built this the same day you fell asleep.”

I tried to remember, but couldn’t.

“We did it without telling you, because we knew you wouldn’t hold on much longer. We wanted a proper place to keep your body.”

“Yes… It turned out perfect.” I smiled, then looked at Serie. ...

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Chapter 3 - Serie.

Nothing but pure destruction. There were houses, but they were destroyed and abandoned. So much time had passed since everything was destroyed that the houses had been consumed by nature.

The forest had swallowed them all.

I stood frozen, my heart pounding.

That overwhelming feeling of sadness grew stronger. It felt as if a part of me had been ripped away. No… it felt like most of me was gone. Like my entire family had died.

“No… All these elves were my family....

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Chapter 2 - Panic.

I slowly opened my eyes. I had no idea how much time had passed—since it’s illuminated inside the tree, I had no sense of time. I stood up, holding my head, the pain still lingering.

‘Those memories.’

My mind had been flooded with years and years of history—the history of an elf… Frieren. ‘Frieren, I know her.’

I used to watch anime in my free time. I started back in the '90s and kept watching until 2025, the year that accident happened. I remember a recently...

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Frieren in Danmachi - Chapter 1

This is the new fanfic I said I'd start writing. I was a bit tired of writing the fanfic “Hephaestus is my Wife”, and writing just the fanfic “A hentai system in the world of danmachi” was getting a bit tiresome.

I'll continue to post the fanfic “A hentai system in the world of danmachi”, and I'll try to increase the number of extra chapters here on patreon.

The fanfic “Frieren in Danmachi” will be exclusive to patreons onl...

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Chapter 246 - Tell him that Haruhime is in danger.

I reached the dungeon in an instant and was immediately recognized by many people. But I ignored them all and went inside. I rushed through the floors at a terrifying speed. I was moving so fast that I could clear an entire floor in just minutes.

And when I activated the skill “Speed,” my pace increased even more.

In no time, I had already reached the 12th floor.

I waited for some Orcs to appear so I could test my new strength. I knew I was far stronger than them, and ju...

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Chapter 245 - 3,000.

A few days have passed, and the second volume of Romeo and Juliet has been completed.

In addition, Elma released new volumes of Re:Zero and Overlord.

The first volume of Romeo and Juliet hasn't been published yet, but that should happen within a week. I'm curious to see how the public will react.

These past few days have been quite monotonous.

All I do is write. Ever since my encounter with Freya, I haven’t been leaving the house much. I’m worried about what she mi...

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Chapter 244 - Meeting with Bella.

The next day arrived, and my meeting with Bella is today. It was supposed to be yesterday, but I ended up staying up all night and then slept through the entire day. Hestia should have woken me up, but she didn’t.

When I came downstairs in the morning, breakfast was already prepared, and Bella was waiting for me in the dining room. Elma was with her.

“Good morning,” I said, smiling.

I sat down across from Bella, and she greeted me.

“Good morning, Luan. It’s a...

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Chapter 243 - Make the Hestia Familia the strongest in Orario?

I didn’t know what to do. My mouth opened, and I was ready to speak. But suddenly, a system message appeared.

[ You are in tremendous danger! Freya is close to discovering that you are a reincarnate! ]

[ Do you want to spend 20,000 points to purchase the skill “Mental Block EX”? ]

As soon as I read those two messages, I accepted immediately. All the points I had saved to buy the generator were gone, but I had to buy that skill!

I...

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Chapter 242 - Freya's Charm.

Syr kept staring at me.

She was looking at me like I was a small animal and she was a great lion. I felt extremely uncomfortable.

“Ah, of course,” I said, trying to act normal.

I took the paper from her hand and gave her my autograph. After putting away the signed paper, she pulled out another sheet to write down our order. She kept a friendly smile on her face.

We placed our order, and as Syr walked away, Ais asked, “You seem nervous. What happened? Didn’t exp...

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