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EARLY ACCESS! RENFIELD MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews RENFIELD the new horror comedy starring Nicolas Cage as Dracula.

Renfield, the tortured aide to his narcissistic boss, Dracula, is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding. However, after centuries of servitude, he's ready to see if there's a life outside the shadow of the Prince of Darkness.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! RENFIELD MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews RENFIELD the new horror comedy starring Nicolas Cage as Dracula.

Renfield, the tortured aide to his narcissistic boss, Dracula, is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding. However, after centuries of servitude, he's ready to see if there's a life outside the shadow of the Prince of Darkness.

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EARLY ACCESS! TOP 10 SCREAM QUEENS

The Maniacal Cinephile ranks the top 10 Scream Queens in horror movie history! Who's YOUR favorite scream queen? Let us know in the comments!

A scream queen is an actress who is prominent and influential in horror films, either through a notable appearance or recurring roles. From Fay Wray to Mia Goth, who is the queen of horror?

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! TOP 10 SCREAM QUEENS

The Maniacal Cinephile ranks the top 10 Scream Queens in horror movie history! Who's YOUR favorite scream queen? Let us know in the comments!

A scream queen is an actress who is prominent and influential in horror films, either through a notable appearance or recurring roles. From Fay Wray to Mia Goth, who is the queen of horror?

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EARLY ACCESS! SCREAM VI MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews SCREAM 6 the new slasher movie in the Ghostface franchise now set in Montreal, I mean, New York City!

The survivors of the Ghostface murders (Sam, Tara, Chad and Mindy) leave Woodsboro behind for a fresh start in New York City. However, they soon find themselves in a fight for their lives when a new killer embarks on a bloody rampage.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! SCREAM VI MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews SCREAM 6 the new slasher movie in the Ghostface franchise now set in Montreal, I mean, New York City!

The survivors of the Ghostface murders (Sam, Tara, Chad and Mindy) leave Woodsboro behind for a fresh start in New York City. However, they soon find themselves in a fight for their lives when a new killer embarks on a bloody rampage.

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EARLY ACCESS! COCAINE BEAR MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews COCAINE BEAR the new movie about… a bear on cocaine.

After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest. The film is directed by Elizabeth Banks and stars Ray Liotta, Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Alden Ehrenreich, Brooklynn Prince and Christian Convery.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! COCAINE BEAR MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews COCAINE BEAR the new movie about… a bear on cocaine.

After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest. The film is directed by Elizabeth Banks and stars Ray Liotta, Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Alden Ehrenreich, Brooklynn Prince and Christian Convery.

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POLL: THE RESULTS ARE IN!

Thanks for voting in our poll to determine the next remake possibly getting the boot on Boots To Reboots!

The winner is THE BLOB! This one has been requested a lot over the years so it’ll be nice to finally cross this one off the list. 

Thanks for all the support, Stitched Together Family! Be seeing you soon :)

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VOTE! WHICH REBOOT IS NEXT?

Now that THE SHINING has been crossed off the list, what shall we review next on Boots To Reboots?

You can vote for more than one remake and the poll ends Friday the 17th at 6pm central time. Get those votes in now!

There are a couple remakes I'd like to tackle (HELLRAISER for example) but I'm waiting to see if they get a physical release or if it's only ever gonna be on streaming. I haven't quite figured out how to boot a stream? 

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EARLY ACCESS! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: THE SHINING

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 1980 movie and 1997 miniseries THE SHINING on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

The Shining is a 1997 three-episode horror television miniseries based on the 1977 Stephen King novel of the same name. Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson/Steven Weber) becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Overlook Hotel in Colorado, hoping to cure his writer's block. He settles in along with his wife, Wendy (Shelley Duvall/Rebecca De Mornay), and his ...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: THE SHINING

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 1980 movie and 1997 miniseries THE SHINING on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

The Shining is a 1997 three-episode horror television miniseries based on the 1977 Stephen King novel of the same name. Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson/Steven Weber) becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Overlook Hotel in Colorado, hoping to cure his writer's block. He settles in along with his wife, Wendy (Shelley Duvall/Rebecca De Mornay), an...

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EARLY ACCESS! INFINITY POOL MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews INFINITY POOL (2023) the new horror movie written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg.

Guided by a seductive and mysterious woman named Gabi (Mia Goth), a couple on vacation (Alexander Skarsgård and Cleopatra Coleman) venture outside the resort grounds and find themselves in a culture filled with violence, hedonism and untold horror. A tragic accident soon leaves them facing a zero tolerance policy for crime: either you'll be executed, or,...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! INFINITY POOL MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews INFINITY POOL (2023) the new horror movie written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg.

Guided by a seductive and mysterious woman named Gabi (Mia Goth), a couple on vacation (Alexander Skarsgård and Cleopatra Coleman) venture outside the resort grounds and find themselves in a culture filled with violence, hedonism and untold horror. A tragic accident soon leaves them facing a zero tolerance policy for crime: either you'll be execute...

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REVIEW UPDATE: 01-26-23

Here's an update on the next Boots To Reboots episode. The next title crossed off the list will be the 1997 adaptation of THE SHINING written by Stephen King himself and directed by Mick Garris. 

Between the novel, Kubrick film and miniseries this has been a long video to research, riff and review. The miniseries is four and a half hours long so the video will probably end up being roughly 40 minutes. There's so much to talk about. I'm almost done with the script and will be shooti...

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EARLY ACCESS! M3GAN MOVIE REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews M3GAN the new horror movie about a killer, dancing doll. She’s more than a toy. She’s family.

M3GAN is a marvel of artificial intelligence, a lifelike doll that's programmed to be a child's greatest companion and a parent's greatest ally. Designed by Gemma, a brilliant roboticist, M3GAN can listen, watch and learn as it plays the role of friend and teacher, playmate and protector. When Gemma becomes the unexpected caretaker of her 8-ye...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! M3GAN MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews M3GAN the new horror movie about a killer, dancing doll. She’s more than a toy. She’s family.

M3GAN is a marvel of artificial intelligence, a lifelike doll that's programmed to be a child's greatest companion and a parent's greatest ally. Designed by Gemma, a brilliant roboticist, M3GAN can listen, watch and learn as it plays the role of friend and teacher, playmate and protector. When Gemma becomes the unexpected caretaker of he...

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EARLY ACCESS! DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 1989 Christmas horror movie 36.15 CODE PÈRE NOËL aka DEADLY GAMES aka DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS aka GAME OVER aka HIDE AND FREAK...

Thomas de Frémont, a resourceful child, is left alone with his fragile grandfather on Christmas Eve. When a killer dressed as Santa Claus breaks into their home, Thomas does whatever it takes to defend his home and grandfather.

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NEW VIDEO IS FINISHED! DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 1989 Christmas horror movie 36.15 CODE PÈRE NOËL aka DEADLY GAMES aka DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS aka GAME OVER aka HIDE AND FREAK...

Thomas de Frémont, a resourceful child, is left alone with his fragile grandfather on Christmas Eve. When a killer dressed as Santa Claus breaks into their home, Thomas does whatever it takes to defend his home and grandfather.

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REVIEW UPDATE: 12-19-2022

Hello, Stitched Together Family! The Horrordays are soon approaching and here's an update on the next movie review. We'll be unwrapping the French horror film titled 36.15 CODE PÈRE NOËL aka DEADLY GAMES aka DIAL CODE SANTA CLAUS aka GAME OVER aka HIDE AND FREAK... 

Yeah, it goes by many titles like Santa himself.

It's an interesting Christmas horror/thriller that I discovered recently and felt like spreading the word to those who have never heard of it. Hope you enjoy!

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH OUR VIOLENT NIGHT REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews VIOLENT NIGHT starring David Harbour as an ass-kicking Santa Claus. Season’s Beatings!

An elite team of mercenaries breaks into a family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone hostage inside. However, they aren't prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus is on the grounds, and he's about to show why this Nick is no saint.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! VIOLENT NIGHT MOVIE REVIEW

Season’s Beatings! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews VIOLENT NIGHT starring David Harbour as an ass-kicking Santa Claus.

An elite team of mercenaries breaks into a family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone hostage inside. However, they aren't prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus is on the grounds, and he's about to show why this Nick is no saint.

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EARLY ACCESS! BRAINDEAD MOVIE REVIEW - PATREON CUT

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Peter Jackson’s BRAINDEAD aka DEAD ALIVE. This splatter movie is considered the bloodiest movie ever made.

Overprotective mother Vera Cosgrove, spying on her grown son, Lionel, as he visits the zoo with the lovely Paquita, is accidentally bitten by the fearsome Sumatran rat-monkey. When the bite turns his beloved mother into a zombie, Lionel tries to keep her locked safely in the basement, but her repeated escapes turn most of the neighb...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BRAINDEAD MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Peter Jackson’s BRAINDEAD aka DEAD ALIVE. This splatter movie is considered the bloodiest movie ever made.

Overprotective mother Vera Cosgrove, spying on her grown son, Lionel, as he visits the zoo with the lovely Paquita, is accidentally bitten by the fearsome Sumatran rat-monkey. When the bite turns his beloved mother into a zombie, Lionel tries to keep her locked safely in the basement, but her repeated escapes turn most of the ...

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REVIEW UPDATE: 11-16-22

Hello, Stitched Together Family! 

Here's a quick update on the next Maniacal Cinephile movie review. The theme every November is cannibals or zombies so I'm tackling Peter Jackson's Braindead aka Dead Alive. The script is finished and a rough edit is done. Now it is time to start shooting. We will have this done before Thanksgiving.

Gobble gobble!

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EARLY ACCESS! RANKING THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES

Happy Halloween! In today's video The Maniacal Cinephile ranks all 13 HALLOWEEN movies from worst to best.

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Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family! This October has been a busy and stressful one. On top of producing more videos we have also been battling it out in the FACE OF HORROR competition. Thank you for vo...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! RANKING THE HALLOWEEN MOVIES

Happy Halloween! In this video The Maniacal Cinephile ranks all 13 HALLOWEEN movies from worst to best.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available to everyone else after the early access period.

Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family! This October has been a busy and stressful one. On top of producing more videos we have also been battling it out in the FACE OF HORROR competition. Thank you for votin...

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EARLY ACCESS! HALLOWEEN ENDS REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews HALLOWEEN ENDS the final showdown between Michael Myers and Laurie Strode directed by David Gordon Green and starring Jamie Lee Curtis.

Four years after her last encounter with masked killer Michael Myers, Laurie Strode is living with her granddaughter and trying to finish her memoir. Myers hasn't been seen since, and Laurie finally decides to liberate herself from rage and fear and embrace life. However, when a young man stands accused of...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! HALLOWEEN ENDS REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews HALLOWEEN ENDS the final showdown between Michael Myers and Laurie Strode directed by David Gordon Green and starring Jamie Lee Curtis.

Four years after her last encounter with masked killer Michael Myers, Laurie Strode is living with her granddaughter and trying to finish her memoir. Myers hasn't been seen since, and Laurie finally decides to liberate herself from rage and fear and embrace life. However, when a young man stands accu...

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EARLY ACCESS! TERRIFIER 2 REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews TERRIFIER 2 the new movie from Damien Leone starring David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown.

Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.

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Thank you so much, Stitche...

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