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BONUS HEADLINE - "Clankin' Swords Around" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week we check in on a High School science class that somehow ended up being a sword fight with real swords!

(CONTENT WARNING: There's some discussion of sword injuries and blurry video in the story we cover. Nothing too graphic, but just want you to know!)

We also talk about who would win a kissing contest, Brett or Buddy, and give some advice for dating!

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The Top Ten Guest Of Year One: Part 2 (Ft. Erin Keif, Mark Schroeder, Mike Mitchell, Jon Gabrus & Dan Lippert)

On Part 2 of this week's SUPERSIZED episodes, the BSNB finish celebrating one FULL YEAR of incredible news and guests by counting down from number 5 all the way to number 1 in our Top Ten Guests of Year One (voted by you, the listeners!). In this episode we hear from guests that look and sound REMARKABLY similar to Erin Keif, Mark Schroeder, Mike Mitchell, Jon Gabrus, and Dan Lippert! Thank you all so much for ONE YEAR! Here's to a hundred more!


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Top 10 Guest Year 1: Part 2 (w/ Erin Keif, Jon Gabrus, Dan Lippert, Mark Schroeder & Mike Mitchell)

On Part 2 of this week's SUPERSIZED episodes, the BSNB finish celebrating one FULL YEAR of incredible news and guests by counting down from number 5 all the way to number 1 in our Top Ten Guests of Year One (voted by you, the listeners!). In this episode we hear from guests that look and sound REMARKABLY similar to Erin Keif, Mark Schroeder, Mike Mitchell, Jon Gabrus, and Dan Lippert! Thank you all so much for ONE YEAR! Here's to a hundred more! TIMESTAMPS:

Number 5: 00:06:33

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The Top Ten Guest Of Year One: Part 1 (ft. Zac Oyama, Vic Michaelis, Jacob Wysocki, Lily Sullivan, and Carl Tart)

On Part 1 of this week's SUPERSIZED episodes, the BSNB celebrate one FULL YEAR of incredible news and guests with a listener voted top ten countdown of your favorite guests! In part one we cover 10 through 6 and look back at hilarious interviews with some guests that look REMARKABLY similar to Jacob Wysocki, Lily Sullivan, Carl Tart, Zac Oyama, and Vic Michaelis! Who will be in the top 5?! Stay tuned, because part 2 drops tomorrow!


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Number 10: 00:07:24

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The Top Ten Guest Of Year One: Part 1 (ft. Zac Oyama, Vic Michaelis, Jacob Wysocki, Lily Sullivan, and Carl Tart)

On Part 1 of this week's SUPERSIZED episodes, the BSNB celebrate one FULL YEAR of incredible news and guests with a listener voted top ten countdown of your favorite guests! In part one we cover 10 through 6 and look back at hilarious interviews with some guests that look REMARKABLY similar to Jacob Wysocki, Lily Sullivan, Carl Tart, Zac Oyama, and Vic Michaelis! Who will be in the top 5?! Stay tuned, because part 2 drops tomorrow!

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Number 10: 00:07:24

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Have you voted for your favorite guest segments yet?!

This coming week marks the one year anniversary of the show and to celebrate we’re seeing what everyone’s favorite guest segments were! You can vote right here! (Vote for as many eps as you want!)

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"Dribbles vs Jets" (Patreon Exclusive Bonus Headline)

This week's bonus headline covers cicada piss... and we also talk about dream sponsors for the show and who would win in a fight between Brett and Buddy.

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Dribbles vs. Jets" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week's bonus headline is a PISSTREON Exclusive! That's write, it's Piss News folks! We talk about the unique urination mechanics of cicadas and watch one of the funniest nature videos we've ever seen! Thanks for LISTENING! Go watch the video on the Patreon! Join us on Patreon and get the full back-catalogue (free feed only has about 6 months!), as well as video of every episode, a weekly bonu...

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Of Mice and Rats with Allen Pritznitzky ("JPC" John Patrick Coan)

This week the BSNB chat about the mysterious situation surrounding the whereabouts of Princess of Whales and get some inside info from a man codenamed "Butler". Then they're joined by Chicago "Rat Alderman" Allen Pryznitzky ("JPC" John Patrick Coan - Hey Riddle Riddle) to discuss what makes him different from a man in New York who's calling himself thee Rat Daddy. Finally the boys have some great news for Texans worried about P***hub being banned in their state. Also Brett tells a story about...

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March 20th, 2024 "Of Mice and Rats" with Allen Pryznitzky (John Patrick Coan)

This week the BSNB chat about the mysterious situation surrounding the whereabouts of Princess of Whales and get some inside info from a man codenamed "Butler". Then they're joined by Chicago "Rat Alderman" Allen Pryznitzky (John Patrick Coan) to discuss what makes him different from a man in New York who's calling himself thee Rat Daddy. Finally the boys have some great news for Texans worried about P***hub being banned in their state. Also Brett tells a story about a close call with a text ...

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"Whales Hangin' Hog" (Patreon Exclusive Bonus Headline)

This week's bonus headline comes to us from Ben Sutton on Instagram and it has to do with a beautiful discovery in the oceans of Hawaii!

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Whales Hangin' Hog" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week's bonus headline comes to us from Ben Sutton on Instagram and it has to do with a beautiful discovery in the oceans of Hawaii!

HUMPBACK WHALES CAPTURED MATING FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND THEY WERE BOTH MALES


Articles we touched on--

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Making a Burgerer with Don Gorske (Mike Mitchell)

This week on the show the BSNB discuss the WILD night they had at the Oscars, induct another headline into the "Headline Hall of Fame", and also talk to the man who holds the Guiness World Record for Most Big Mac's Eaten in a lifetime, Don Gorske (Mike Mitchell - The Doughboys, Birthday Boys).


Also you can now join us on PATREON to get exclusive video, a patreon exclusive "Bonus Headline" mini, as well as the full back catalogue of both The ...

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March 13th 2024 - "Making a Burgerer" with Don Gorske (Mike Mitchell)

This week on the show the BSNB discuss the WILD night they had at the Oscars, induct another headline into the "Headline Hall of Fame", and also talk to the man who holds the Guiness World Record for Most Big Mac's Eaten in a lifetime, Don Gorske (Mike Mitchell - The Doughboys, Birthday Boys).

Some headlines for the week:

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Sonic's Got Wifi with Amy Toblerone (Katie Marovitch)

This week the fellas are joined by Amy Toblerone (Katie Marovitch - Dropout.tv) the event planner who planned that disastrous Willy Wonka Experience that was all over your social media feeds last week. Then later they discuss items to "avoid" at fast food restaurants, and a new sexy mascot for a North Carolina baseball team.

Also NEXT WEEK (assuming Patreon finishes their REVIEW of the page) we'll be launching DePatreon where you'll get the entire backcatalogue of THIS show in audio, vi...

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Sonic's Got Wifi with Amy Toblerone (Katie Marovitch)

This week the fellas are joined by Amy Toblerone (Katie Marovitch - Dropout.tv) the event planner who planned that disastrous Willy Wonka Experience that was all over your social media feeds last week. Then later they discuss items to "avoid" at fast food restaurants, and a new sexy mascot for a North Carolina baseball team.


Also NEXT WEEK (assuming Patreon finishes their REVIEW of the page) we'll be launching DePatreon where you'll get the entire backcatalogue of THIS show in audi...

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DeVideo Version - Feb 28th, 2024 - "Naked & Afraid: NYC" with Private Jack McNamara (Adal Rifai)

This week the BSNB talk about Wendy's controversial new pricing plan, whether or not GEESE are good guard animals, and sharks (maybe) banging stringrays. They're also joined by Private Jack McNamara (Adal Rifai - Hello From The Magic Tavern, Hey Riddle Riddle) a man who mistakenly travelled FORWARD in time!

Follow us on social media-- @brettdemottshow everywhere!

Here's some links for this week's show!

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DeVideo Version - Feb. 21st, 2024 - "Nancy Pelosi Chicken Chips" with Martin Adams (Matt Cordova)

This week the BSNB yuck it up about Trump's new sneakers (BUMMER THEY SOLD OUT!), try their best to describe an absolutely BONKERS visual in an audio format (link below), and PISS NEWS returns! The fellas are also joined by Martin Adams (Matt Cordova), one of the partners in a New Hampshire DIAPER SPA that was denied a zoning permit.

Here's the image Buddy and Brett describe in the "VISU...

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Naked & Afraid: NYC with Private Jack McNamara (Adal Rifai)

This week the BSNB talk about Wendy's controversial new pricing plan, whether or not GEESE are good guard animals, and sharks (maybe) banging stringrays. They're also joined by Private Jack McNamara (Adal Rifai - Hello From The Magic Tavern, Hey Riddle Riddle) a man who mistakenly travelled FORWARD in time!


Follow us on social media-- @brettdemottshow everywhere!


Here's some links for this week's show!

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Nancy Pelosi Chicken Chips with Martin Adams (Matt Cordova)

This week the BSNB yuck it up about Trump's new sneakers (BUMMER THEY SOLD OUT!), try their best to describe an absolutely BONKERS visual in an audio format (link below), and PISS NEWS returns! The fellas are also joined by Martin Adams (Matt Cordova), one of the partners in a New Hampshire DIAPER SPA that was denied a zoning permit.


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Kidnapped From the Frog Spa with Sarah Pants (Rekha Shankar)

This week the BSNB talk angels and demons at the Super Bowl, parents who can't behave at their kid's sports games, and also purge a few headlines that are too gross/dark for a comedy show! They're also joined by Sarah Pants (Rekha Shankar // Dropout TV, Grand Crew) the sister of a women who was arrested for smuggling 130 poisonous frogs!


Follow the show on all the social medias: @brettdemottshow EVERYWHERE!


Couple links for ya this week:

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How Ya Been? Episode 1464: The Hip Hop Coach Situation with Lil Dragon (Jacquis Neal)

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How Ya Been? Episode 1463: The MoMa Tape Situation with Sharon Neenan (Victoria Longwell)

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How Ya Been Episode 1462: The Air Bed & Breakfast Situation with Heath Vest (Joel Jensen)

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How Ya Been? Episode 1461: Even More Doc w/ Len & Gary Hamburger (Justin Michael & Jace Armstrong)

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How Ya Been? Episode 1460: More Of The Documentary Situation with DJ NoRules (Dhruv Uday Singh)

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Singers Dating Athletes with Tiffany Key Largo (Erin Keif) & Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique)

This week the fellas get a quick pop in from Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) with a solid Super Bowl parlay to turn your cents into K's, advertise for what is essentially a roving BDSM truck, and find out the truth behind some mysterious noises being heard off the coast of Tampa Bay. They're also joined by new pop culture/Hollywood correspondent and Brett's old friend Tiffany Key Largo (Erin Keif) who definitely came on the show to deliver Hollywood gossip, NOT to pressure Brett into asking her ou...

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Bamboccioni Dall'Italia with Mario DeLuigi (Kimia Behpoornia)

This we the BSNB discuss Buddy getting selected for the Neurolink human trials, Elmo opening a whole can of internet worms, and a Utah teen who got arrested for a fishy prank! Then they're joined by Mario DeLuigi (Kimia Behpoornia) a 40 year old italian man who was just evicted from his mama's house against his will.


Follow the show on social media: @DePodcastPod on IG/Twitter // @DePodcastToks on Tiktok // @DePodcastWithBrettDeMott on Youtube


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Baby is Guts with Morton B. Thornton (Matt Apodaca)

This week PISS news returns, a headline is inducted to the Headline Hall of Fame, Brett tries a new workout trend, DeSantis sends in a DePodcast Exclusive statement after dropping out of the presidential race, and we're joined by Morton B. Thornton (Matt Apodaca) a fella who tried to sue a hospital after doctor's encouraged him to watch his wife's c-section.


The BSNB are also considering changing the name of the show, and discuss the possibilities on the air.


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A Tale of Two Buddys with Bergie Thorn (Patrick McDonald) & Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique)

This week on the show the fellas are joined by old friend Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) to give you some betting advice for the NFL playoffs, as well as famous Internet Tech Reviewer Bergie Thorn (Patrick McDonald) to rundown all the must have gadgets to come out of CES 2024. Later the BSNBs clear up some confusion surrounding a Mean Girls bus driver named Buddy who got ripped to shreds by Renee Rapp in a recent interview during the press day for the movie.


This episode is also sponsor...

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