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300 Nipple Count + 100 Wing Extravaganza

We did it! Nipples counted, wings eaten, great time had. Episode out soon then we’ll give people a month to do it themselves, count them nips, post them in the discord, and closest to our average gets prizes!!!

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LOSERS DOING LOSER SHOW: Episode 5 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

*HEADS UP THIS EPISODE IS FULL OF FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS SPOILERS*

This week, the losers (Jon & David) discuss their trip to see Fantastic Four: First Steps, their reactions to the movie, the mishaps on the way to the theater, as well as Dave's hate of movie trailers.

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LOSERS DOING LOSER SHOW: Episode 5 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) [VIDEO]

HEADS UP THIS EPISODE IS FULL OF FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS SPOILERS

This week, the losers (Jon & David) discuss their trip to see Fantastic Four: First Steps, their reactions to the movie, the mishaps on the way to the theater, as well as Dave's hate of movie trailers.

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Grok but Girlfriend with Mariah Ringwald (Angela Giarratana)

This week the fellas are joined by Mariah Ringwald (Angela Giarratana), a 12 year old girl who is DEFINITELY not a 29 year old woman pretending to be 12 to get away with retail theft. The fellas also find out that the data breach at new Dating Safety App "Tea" may have leaked some embarrassing info about their respective love lives, and then Buddy leaves and Brett welcomes Ani-- a digital companion on twitter that seems to have a different purpose (and happens to sound a lot like Buddy, with ...

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July 30th, 2025 - "Grok but Girlfriend" with Mariah Ringwald (Angela Giarratana) [VIDEO]

This week the fellas are joined by Mariah Ringwald (Angela Giarratana), a 12 year old girl who is DEFINITELY not a 29 year old woman pretending to be 12 to get away with retail theft. The fellas also find out that the data breach at new Dating Safety App "Tea" may have leaked some embarrassing info about their respective love lives, and then Buddy leaves and Brett welcomes Ani-- a digital companion on twitter that seems to have a different purpose (and happens to sound a lot like Buddy, with ...

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THE BUDDY FUN JR. DREAMCAST - "Pelican or Toucan or Flamingo or Parrot" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) [VIDEO]

In this, the fourth installment of The Buddy Fun Jr. Dreamcast (fka Buddy Fun Jr Show), but and Uncle Leonard discuss the progress on the animal sanctuary, as well as Uncle Leonards big date with a "funny girl" and his days on set for Meet the Fockers

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THE BUDDY FUN JR. DREAMCAST - "Pelican or Toucan or Flamingo or Parrot" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

In this, the fourth installment of The Buddy Fun Jr. Dreamcast (fka Buddy Fun Jr Show), but and Uncle Leonard discuss the progress on the animal sanctuary, as well as Uncle Leonards big date with a "funny girl" and his days on set for Meet the Fockers

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July 23rd, 2025 - "Too Much Math" with Ed "Two Balls" Jones (Carl Tart) [VIDEO]

This week the fellas are joined by head creator of a very niche food festival in Texas, Ed "Two Balls" Jones, to discuss how his particularly festival is great for the whole family (and your pocketbook). Buddy also wrote Brett a full audition to host whatever late night show replaces Late Night with Stephen Colbert, and later Brett plays Buddy the theme song he wrote for The Buddy Fun Jr. Show to see if Buddy likes it!

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Too Much Math with Ed "Two Balls" Jones (Carl Tart)

This week the fellas are joined by head creator of a very niche food festival in Texas, Ed "Two Balls" Jones, to discuss how his particularly festival is great for the whole family (and your pocketbook). Buddy also wrote Brett a full audition to host whatever late night show replaces Late Night with Stephen Colbert, and later Brett plays Buddy the theme song he wrote for The Buddy Fun Jr. Show to see if Buddy likes it!

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ON LOCATION - "Dog Logs and Potato Butts" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) [VIDEO]

This week, buddy's again out on location-- he visits a dog surfing competition, a POTATO MUSEUM he HATES, and then an event that was HIGHLY recommended by this week's guest Claude Beppo.

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ON LOCATION - "Dog Logs and Potato Butts" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

This week, buddy's again out on location-- he visits a dog surfing competition, a POTATO MUSEUM he HATES, and then an event that was HIGHLY recommended by this week's guest Claude Beppo.

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July 16th, 2025 - "Sex Party Buffet" with DJ Claude Beppo (Seth Morris) [VIDEO]

This week the fellas welcome DJ Claude Beppo (Seth Morris), and sex party DJ, who's raking in the cash in the Bay Area. They also demo a few themes Brett has been working on for Patreon bonus content, AND talk to the REAL Marco Rubio (definitely not an AI trying to scam people!).

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Sex Party Buffet with DJ Claude Beppo (Seth Morris)

This week the fellas welcome DJ Claude Beppo (Seth Morris), and sex party DJ, who's raking in the cash in the Bay Area. They also demo a few themes Brett has been working on for Patreon bonus content, AND talk to the REAL Marco Rubio (definitely not an AI trying to scam people!).

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THE TIP LINE: Mom Get Custody [Patreon Exclusive]

This week the fellas hit the tip line yet again, and they chat with two men who should NEVER get custody of their kids.

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THE TIP LINE: Mom Get Custody [Patreon Exclusive] [VIDEO]

This week the fellas hit the tip line yet again, and they chat with two men who should NEVER get custody of their kids.

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Peek Behind the Paywall - ON LOCATION - "Monks vs. Church Guys"

No free feed episode this week, so we figured we'd throw a free peek behind the paywall up here! If you're here for the first time! ENJOY! If you're a subscriber already-- hey... THANKS!

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LOSERS DOING LOSER SHOW: Episode 4 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) [VIDEO]

This week the interns discuss pranks, and a genius idea to reward regulars at your restaurant/bar, and what we're gonna do for our 300 patron celebration episode!

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LOSERS DOING LOSER SHOW: Episode 4 (PATEON EXCLUSIVE)

This week the interns discuss pranks, and a genius idea to reward regulars at your restaurant/bar, and what we're gonna do for our 300 patron celebration episode!

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It's a Bright Day Boy with Efren Effa (Brett Maline)

This week the fellas are joined by Efren Effa (Brett Maline - GENUINE JERKS), a guy accused of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of wagyu "reproductive material". They also discuss their unlikely attendance at Jeff Bezos wedding, and the lengths Buddy had to go to to make it out alive. And then your favorite segment in history is back-- PISS NEWS!

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July 2nd, 2025 - "It's a Bright Day Boy" with Efren Effa (Brett Maline) [VIDEO]

This week the fellas are joined by Efren Effa (Brett Maline - GENUINE JERKS), a guy accused of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of wagyu "reproductive material". They also discuss their unlikely attendance at Jeff Bezos wedding, and the lengths Buddy had to go to to make it out alive. And then your favorite segment in history is back-- PISS NEWS!

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The Buddy Fun Jr Show - Ep 3 "Beavers Playing Baseball" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) [VIDEO]

This week, Buddy and Uncle Leonard discuss the difficulties of running Buddy's animal rescue, and also see how similar Uncle Leonard is to each character in Forest Gump.

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The Buddy Fun Jr Show - Ep 3 "Beavers Playing Baseball"

This week, Buddy and Uncle Leonard discuss the difficulties of running Buddy's animal rescue, and also see how similar Uncle Leonard is to each character in Forest Gump.

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I Can Make This Interesting with Kyle Swann (Mark Rennie)

This week the fellas talk about the perks Gen Z expects at work, and later Brett tries desperately to make a segment about CEOs working out work. They're also joined by Kyle Swann (Mark Rennie) whose son brought Jell-o shots to his kindergarten class!

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June 25th, 2025 - "I Can Make This Interesting" with Kyle Swann (Mark Rennie) (VIDEO)

This week the fellas talk about the perks Gen Z expects at work, and later Brett tries desperately to make a segment about CEOs working out work. They're also joined by Kyle Swann (Mark Rennie) whose son brought Jell-o shots to his kindergarten class!

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ON LOCATION: Monks v Church Guys (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

This we Buddy's back on location visiting the site of a spiritual beef, another wild museum, as well as a popular competition!

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ON LOCATION: Monks v Church Guys (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) [VIDEO]

This we Buddy's back on location visiting the site of a spiritual beef, another wild museum, as well as a popular competition!

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Microwave TV Sponsored by Chive Owen with Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique)

This week the fellas got their boy Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) in the house to talk about the NBA finals. Later they talk to a guy with a familiar name about why his personality is bad, and discuss a HUGE mishap at a museum, that you may have seen online... but you probably didn't realize what you were looking at.

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June 18th, 2025 - "Microwave TV Sponsored by Chive Owen" with Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) [VIDEO]

This week the fellas got their boy Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) in the house to talk about the NBA finals. Later they talk to a guy with a familiar name about why his personality is bad, and discuss a HUGE mishap at a museum, that you may have seen online... but you probably didn't realize what you were looking at.

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THE TIP LINE: Say Hi To Rob Dyrdek (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) (VIDEO)

This week the fellas get some tips on medieval medicine, as well as a carnival pissing contest!! This one's a banger.

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THE TIP LINE: Say Hi To Rob Dyrdek (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

This week the fellas get some tips on medieval medicine, as well as a carnival pissing contest!! This one's a banger.

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