313 - Charles Austin’s Reluctant Christmas Special
Charles takes it upon himself to record a Christmas special this year, despite his tepid interest in the holiday.
2023-12-22 19:07:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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Poll: Which E2s should we do next?
Today's regularly scheduled episode will drop tomorrow as a Christmas Special. It seems like Christmas starts earlier and earlier these days, so it makes sense to be late to correct things back to the natural order. In the meantime let's vote on the next round of E2 sequels we should do. In the past, there's like 1 or 2 obvious ones that win in a landslide. So this time we decided to remove the picks that seemed obvious and we'll just do those in the future no matter what. Hopefully this one ...
2023-12-21 22:45:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gods of Podcasting 22 - #E1 #EatChain #WFYM #Volcel #Incel #DanQuinn #Lizzo #LindsayLohan #Dubai #GTA6
Alex (@Lowenaffchen) and Ben (@BetrayedMan1990 send him a follow request on Twitter) join Andrew and Branson to discuss the issues of the day. Should Dan Quinn be in GTA6? Are Andrew and Ben volcel or incel? And what does Lindsay Lohan do all day in Dubai?
2023-12-18 19:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post1001 Funny Jokes (Part 12)
Bugs, Charlie, and Marquife go to war with an unwelcome guest.
Branson - DM
Charles - Bugs Lombardi
Andrew - Charlie Tropicana, DDS.
Mike - Marquife O'Beef
2023-12-16 18:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post312 - Down Ichor Creek
Charon (Branson) guides his passengers Spider Lindell (Andrew) and Jawja Nawlins (Charles) down Ichor Creek in Silver Spoons, GA to complete missions for their elite clients.
2023-12-14 18:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostE1 Patreon Digital Shop
TL;DR We added a digital shop inside Patreon where people can buy select episodes, music, and books, whether or not they subscribe.
L;BWDIHTL?,IRIA (Long; But What Do I Have To Lose? I'll Read It Anyway): Patreon added a new feature that's basically their version of Bandcamp, where you can pay to download media and the artist doesn't get entirely fucked. Some...
2023-12-12 22:48:14 +0000 UTC View PostInto the Hills, Young Master by Alex Branson
Into The Hills, Young Master is a novel about a man who constantly argues online going out into the world on a quest to form the perfect opinion. PDF format.
2023-12-12 18:09:18 +0000 UTC View PostDungeons & Deagles: Edgelordz
E1 D&D campaign from 2019 featuring the exploits of the world's darkest antiheroes. Includes the full 4-part campaign in MP3 format.
2023-12-12 18:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostDungeons & Deagles (Original)
The original E1 D&D Campaign from 2018, in which our heroes try to score at their high school prom. Includes the full 4-part campaign in MP3 format.
2023-12-12 17:58:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gods of Podcasting 21 - Let's Give the Birds Their Eggs Back
Branson laments having to buy the new NBA 2K. Andrew takes a shower. Charles believes that we should give all the birds their eggs back and argues that the Grinch had some pretty good ideas.
2023-12-11 18:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post311 - The Divorce
Wade Tacoma (Andrew) discusses his divorce proceedings with his brother Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his lawyer Ken Koala (Charles).
2023-12-07 17:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostE2 #54 - Fan Fiction & Fan Truth
Fan fiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (Branson), DarkEmergencyX (Andrew), DarkNarutoX (Charles), and Tom D. Anime (Tom) share their latest stories.
2023-12-04 19:49:27 +0000 UTC View Post1001 Funny Jokes (Part 11)
Bugs, Charlie, and Marquife handle the arrival of Big Brian at the Pleasure Palace.
Branson - DM
Charles - Bugs Lombardi
Andrew - Charlie Tropicana, DDS.
Mike - Marquife O'Beef
2023-12-02 19:46:23 +0000 UTC View Post310 - Hitchhikers
Long-haul trucker Yardman (Andrew) picks up hitchhikers (Branson, Charles) on his trek across the country.
2023-11-30 19:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gods of Podcasting 20 - Talkin' Turkey
Branson, Andrew, and Charles talk turkey during Dumb Guy Lunch the Monday after Thanksgiving.
2023-11-27 19:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post309 - Burger and Plum Magazine’s Best Mayor in America
Local journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three Pumpkins, CA.
2023-11-24 18:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post50% Off E1 Merch Through Monday
All our merch in our Hello Merch shop is 50% off now through Monday. We're going to be getting rid of these merch options and retooling with some new stuff in the near future. So get it now while you can with this insane savings that you won't find anywhere else,&nb...
2023-11-21 19:39:48 +0000 UTC View PostE2 #53 - Paragons of Truth
Reid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades.
2023-11-20 21:24:44 +0000 UTC View Post1001 Funny Jokes (Part 10)
Bugs, Charlie, and Marquife explore the cartoon world and battle a cartoon gorilla.
Branson - DM
Charles - Bugs Lombardi
Andrew - Charlie Tropicana, DDS.
Mike - Marquife O'Beef
2023-11-18 20:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post308 - Faith, Family, Freedom: The Bryden Brantley Interview on 94.3 COWZ FM
Silver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values, the Damn I Clean Up Good tour, and his new single.
"The Smallest Town You Can Have" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/00SNSeWb6vqSj0HpxbS6C9?si=PE-6m20TTFuJzgNtI1khrg
Download on Patreo...
2023-11-16 18:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostE2 #52 - Pulling the Chair with Dunk and Keys
Dunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season.
2023-11-13 20:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post307 - The Ascension Ritual of Hmm. the Alien
Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles).
2023-11-09 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostE2 #51 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct
U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023.
2023-11-06 23:09:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Smallest Town You Can Have (Song Download)
Here's a brand new song from country sensation Bryden Brantley. We'll put it in an upcoming episode but we wanted to release the song now because the message is so important.
2023-11-06 17:20:39 +0000 UTC View Post1001 Funny Jokes (Part 09)
The Book of 1001 Funny Jokes bestows powers upon Marquife, Bugs, and Charlie...
Branson - DM
Charles - Bugs Lombardi
Andrew - Charlie Tropicana, DDS.
Mike - Marquife O'Beef
2023-11-04 16:11:46 +0000 UTC View Post306 - King Vahgo’s Dungeon
Torturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon.
2023-11-02 17:24:54 +0000 UTC View PostOpinions & Facts: Rapidfire Facts & Opinions
The season finale of Opinions and Facts, delivered in rapidfire fashion.
2023-11-01 19:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostE0 #34 - Opulence's Bounty
Opulence (Branson) explains the future in great detail.
2023-10-31 15:39:28 +0000 UTC View Post305 - Campfire Stories to Scare Your Socks Off Spooky SZN Pumpkin Spice Vibes
Dracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories around a campfire.
2023-10-26 16:53:12 +0000 UTC View PostFacts: Andy Rooney
It might behoove internet commentators to remember that a fact is a true datum about one or more aspects of a circumstance.
2023-10-25 16:40:25 +0000 UTC View Post