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282 - Good Morning Three Pumpkins!

Dirty eating guru True Goodwin (@necrobranson) explains his groundbreaking fad diet to morning show hosts Bobo Tabasco (@charlesraustin) and Leto Caprese (@intellegint).

Vote for the Next E2s

Which of these episodes do you want to see a sequel to next? We'll do the top 2 vote getters for sure, maybe more

Voting Begins for the Fantasy Fantasy Playoffs

The first poll, Nick VS Charles, is live on Twitter now. There's gonna be one per day until the end of the tournament, so keep checking back.

E2 #44 - The 2nd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft

Branson, Andrew, Charles, Joel, Tom, and Nick draft fantasy basketball teams consisting of any players or characters they want. Voting on these match-ups will begin tomorrow.

281 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale

T.K. Frisbee (@charlesraustin) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (@necrobranson @intellegint).

E0 #30 - Walt's Smile Log 13

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) talks about impostor syndrome, trying to hug cops, and finding a new TV show to watch.

Dungeons & Deagles: Rat Wash 1871 (Part 1)

A group of fearless cowboys gathers in a small Texas town to hunt for the fugitive Varnadoe, wanted for a massacre at Hogtown Horse Ranch where he killed up to 50 horses.

Branson - DM

Tom - Colt 46

CJ - Clegg Sendek

Andrew - Swirly Hogue

Charles - “Wild” Wes Anderson

280 - Landlords

Landlords Chip Howdy (@necrobranson), Ridley Bins (@intellegint), and Russell Galactica (@charlesraustin) discuss their properties and the struggles of dealing with tenants.

Short Story - Grove

I (branson) wrote this about a year and a half ago, after a couple months of not writing after I finished Water, Wasted and wanted to warm up before starting a new book. The project never materialized so I'm throwing it up here. Patreon is terrible at formatting text. Enjoy.

GROVE

The warehouse floor had a dull grey sheen that reflected all the old incandescent light bulbs that still hung up on the ceiling there. They were a kind of pale yellow-white that made ev...

Pop That Corn 16 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Andrew and Branson talk about the D&D movie.

279 - Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee Meeting Minutes

Presidential candidate Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) consults with trusted advisors Kentucky Red (@cushbomb), Harvey Cleese (@intellegint), and Noel Articuno (@charlesraustin) about his forthcoming campaign.

Pop That Corn 15 - The Shooting (ft. John Semley and Zeke Golvin)

John Semley (@johnsemley3000) and Zeke Golvin (@egolvin) join Andrew to discuss the 1966 Monte Hellman film The Shooting.

Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz (Part 4)

The mysterious Biker Z arrives just in time for the final showdown against Satan himself.

Branson - DM

Andrew - Wet Willy

Charles - Skeeter Kuklinski

Joel - Periwinkle Gumball / Biker Z

TJ - Larry "Tinkerbell" Michaels

278 - Put Another Pot of Coffee On: Homicide Stories

Homicide detectives Marvin Mundy (@necrobranson), Lesley Mariner (@intellegint), and Feta Stockwell (@charlesraustin) discuss their investigative techniques and most notable cases.

The Gods of Podcasting 12 - The Pasta Pulverizing Plumber

Branson, Andrew, and Charles check out Richard Lewis's headlining set at Coachella and Jay Leno's new cam site JayLeno.live

277 - The Botanical Gardens of Opulence

Genetic engineers Dr. Honus (@necrobranson) and Mr. Neptune (@charlesraustin) introduce new guy New Guy (@intellegint) to the wonders of Opulence's botanical garden before the Festival of the Flowerbaby.

E2 #43 - The Mr. Hoss Ohio of the Year Round 2 Victory Round Champion Round Presented by Ordering a Water and Getting Soda

Judges Croak Munch (@necrobranson) and Toby Topp (@charlesraustin) welcome returning contestants Baxton Decker (@len0killer), Catfish (@jakebrodes), and Jason Beandip (@intellegint) to compete for the title of Mr. Ohio.

Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz (Part 3)

The trials of the Kremit Biker Fest are underway as the Satanic Candies compete against the Hell's Fellas.

Branson - DM

Andrew - Wet Willy

Charles - Skeeter Kuklinski

Joel - Periwinkle Gumball

TJ - Larry "Tinkerbell" Michaels

276 - GooGo the Pod-Goose’s Pod-Off Podcast

Nostalgia abounds as former GooGo the Goose cast members Otis (@necrobranson), DJ (@intellegint), and Cad (@charlesraustin) reminisce about their time on the legendary children's show.

E2 #42 - The Dopeness

Caden 2 Milli (@necrobranson), Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) discuss their taxes and the time that Caden 2 Milli died.

275 - Unearthing the Temple of the Dodo Bird

Archeologists Weevil Sinclair (@intellegint), Missouri Payne (@necrobranson), and Prof. Edgar Llewellyn Porch (@charlesraustin) discuss their latest archeological dig in Mauritius.

The Gods of Podcasting 11 - Stargazy Pie

Andrew describes a really cool coworker. Charles learns he is a Hufflepuff. Branson wants to make a movie called Strippers starring himself and some strippers.

Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz (Part 2)

The gang unwinds at the local biker bar before the trials of the Kremit Biker Festival begin.

Branson - DM

Andrew - Wet Willy

Charles - Skeeter Kuklinski

Joel - Periwinkle Gumball

TJ - Larry "Tinkerbell" Michaels

Poll: Which E2s should we do next?

Podcasting is rightfully an authoritarian medium where the hosts get to do ANYTHING they want and the listeners just have to deal with it. So it is with a heavy heart that we are bringing some democratic reform to the E1 patreon. Which E2 should we do next? We'll do the episode that comes in first place next month, and maybe we'll do the 2nd place finisher too. If people like this, we can make these polls a recurring feature.

274 - The Summit

Life coach Rice Comstock (@intellegint) tries to help Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) improve his life and reach his potential.

The Gods of Podcasting 10 - Bill & Monica Clinton (ft. Alex Nichols)

Alex Nichols (@Lowenaffchen) joins Branson and Charles for a brisk and lively conversation about Howard Stern, Bill Clinton, and the time Branson witnessed the birth of a furry.

273 - The Silly Guys Go Hollywood

Andrew, Branson, and Charles go to Hollywood and get involved in a plot to dump their uncle's ashes on the Dalai Lama. (ft. @egolvin and @exMalwa)

Pop That Corn 14 - Coherence (ft. Johnny Dunn & Mike F)

Annapurna Creative Director Johnny Dunn (@USSRdad) and friend of E1 Mike F. (@DeputyWarlock) join Andrew to discuss the 2013 James Ward Byrkit film Coherence.

Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz (Part 1)

A group of cool bikers converges on the town of Kremit, Montana for the annual Kremit Biker Festival.

Branson - DM

Andrew - Wet Willy

Charles - Skeeter Kuklinski

Joel - Periwinkle Gumball

TJ - Larry "Tinkerbell" Michaels

New Tier System, D&D Every Month

tl;dr We're making D&D / Call of Cthulhu campaigns a regular feature every month, at a new $10 tier. New D&D campaign begins today.

Long version: One of the more frequent requests we get is to do more D&D stuff, but lately we've been having a lot of fun with our other bonus series, like the Gods of Podcasting and Pop That Corn. As it stands, when we do a 4-episode D&D campaign, it bumps all that other stuff back 4 weeks. So we figured the best solution is to add a $10 ta...