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E2 #31 - Gone Huntin'

Amateur hunters Harlan Pitts (@necrobranson), Pancake (@intellegint), and Keester (@thevillainjoel) are joined by screenwriter Randall Gavin (@ByYourLogic) on a hunting trip to avenge the death of their friend Clarence Clearwater at the hands of the legendary white stag Prometheus.

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Now Available: The Print That Will Heal the World

Titas has made prints of The Painting That Will Heal the World, which are now available here. The world should be fully healed at this point but it can't hurt to get the extra healing that can only come from a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

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203 - The CostCo Town Hall with Joe Biden

Journalist Jacob G. Doo (@charlesraustin) hosts a town hall in which Joe Biden (@intellegint), Joe Biden (@necrobranson), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) reflect on the issues facing Americans today.

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202 - The Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest

The 96th annual Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest kicks off with commentary from Farris Fortune (@necrobranson), Orpheus Griggs (@intellegint), and Sir Willy Balderdash (@charlesraustin) as 10 fluffy little angels strut their stuff to compete for kitty cat glory.

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Stream VOD: The Painting That Will Heal the World

Here's the full VOD from Sunday's charity stream. Thanks again to everyone who donated, and especially to Caylen, the winner of Dr. Yinz's masterpiece. We raised over $5,300 for Planned Parenthood while also healing the world forever.

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NOW: E1 Charity Stream & Auction of Painting That Will Heal the World

We're about to go live to reveal the Painting That Will Heal the World and auction it to benefit Planned Parenthood. Plus Joel Quest 2 and a bunch of other stuff. We'll be going for the next 3 hours. Here's the link. 

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Who Shot Dr. Yinz Script

Here's the PDF script for episodes 200 and 201 for anyone who wants it

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201 - Who Shot Dr. Yinz? (Part 2)

Detective Tom Gad seeks to unravel the mysteries surrounding the tragic shooting of Dr. Yinz.

Watch Sunday's charity auction of the Painting That Will Heal the World here: twitch.tv/bransonowns

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200 - Who Shot Dr. Yinz? (Part 1)

When Dr. Yinz Llubjana announces that he is ready to reveal the Painting That Will Heal the World, a world-historic event is brought to a standstill by a gunshot—and everybody has a motive.

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E0 #22 - Walt's Smile Log 5

Walt shares his thoughts on fail videos and online dating.

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199 - Down to the Wire

Sports gambling prognosticators Rocco Cantone (@necrobranson) and Dave the Indian (@exMalwa) welcome Montana Sorbet (@intellegint) and Ace Spades (@charlesraustin) to share their gambling tips and predictions.

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198 - The Lessons of Don Chalant

Laid-back guy Don Chalant (@necrobranson) welcomes Dr. Cory Nary (@intellegint) and Joaquin Away (@charlesraustin) to a Halloween-themed birthday party for his nephew.

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This City Has a Disease (Full Text)

This city has a disease.

I gaze down to the city streets from my posh office on the 114th floor of the Oliver North Tower in downtown Terre Haute. As I observe the blue-gray skyscrapers descend into the brown muck of the city, I realize one thing. This city has a disease.

The city spends all day raging against itself. All night seeking any and all sins to suckle upon. The city is like a small dog looking in the mirror, unsure of what is happening and operating at a high stress lev...

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E0 #21 - This City Has a Disease

I gaze down to the city streets from my posh office on the 114th floor of the Oliver North Tower in downtown Terre Haute. As I observe the blue-gray skyscrapers descend into the brown muck of the city, I realize one thing. This city has a disease. (By @necrobranson)

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Fan Fiction from Today's Episode

Here's the text of all the stories from today's fanfic episode.

Fear Factor X by DarkEmergencyX

The moon was shining on the black harbor, dimly, yet bright. A ship on the horizon could be heard blowing its loud horn. The wind was cold and blowing under the cold bright moon. Only the waves could be heard, save for the howling winds.

Leon could feel a chill run up his spine and pulled his collar up with both of his hands, with fingerless gloves upon them. He h...

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197 - Fan Fiction & Fan Truth

Fanfiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (@necrobranson), DarkEmergencyX (@intellegint), DarkNarutoX (@charlesraustin), and Tom Gad (@tom_on_here) discuss their craft and share their work.

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196 - Wendell & Bussy's Apology

Risko PR specialists Wes Spurley (@intellegint) and Jones Alpena (@charlesraustin) coach TV personalities Wendell (@sweetxpalma) and Bussy (@necrobranson) on how to apologize for their unseemly comments about bald men. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: http://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

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E1 Live in Chicago on November 8

E1 is making a triumphant Return To the Stage on November 8 at Sleeping Village in Chicago. And Felix is going to be part of it too. Here's the ticket link for tickets

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195 - The Smoke-Filled Room

Cigar Aficionado's Luca H. Migo (@charlesraustin) sits down with basketball legend Michael Jordan (@necrobranson) and game designer Chris Metzen (@intellegint) to discuss their shared love of cigars.

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194 - Einsteins and Edisons

Hosts Simon Ropes (@necrobranson) and Victor Fife (@intellegint) welcome genius inventor Mallard Dufrene (@charlesraustin) to discuss his favorite inventors, share insights from the Money Institute, and explain the upcoming Money Night event.

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E0 #20 - Walt's Smile Log 4

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) laments that he'll never be an alien's dog, shares his thoughts on Godzilla vs. Kong, and recalls his struggle to get anyone to talk to him.

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193 - Tarot for White Guys

Amateur tarot reader Arcane Andy (@necrobranson) does readings for his friends Zack Donner (@intellegint) and Arthur Sola (@charlesraustin).

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Script: The Chosen Boy

Here's the script from today's magical quest, The Chosen Boy.

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192 - The Chosen Boy

A Chosen Boy named Lordo sets off on a magical quest to defeat the gunmetal dragon Vizhu Peetsu with the help of his adventuring party: the merlin Brian Winchester, the goblin Swoggle Cherrypopper, the elf Cedar Playfair, and the drawf Beagle Barnswallow.

With @necrobranson @charlesraustin and @WereratStudios (@thevillainjoel @cookiesandart @ElectrumDaddy and friends)

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E2 #30 - The Captain's Log of the S.S. Forneus: Dispatch from Hell

Upon passing through the Gates of Hell, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson) is greeted by demons Leedo (@intellegint) and Count Stopo (@charlesraustin), who explain day to day life in the underworld and the traditions of Antichristmas.

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191 - Straight Up! A Sideways Podcast

Sideways superfans Vince Ruby (@intellegint), Professor Rex Person (@necrobranson), and Denny Carruthers (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite film on the way to the premiere of Sideways 2: The Hunt for the Golden Bottle.

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190 - The Captain's Log of the S.S. Forneus

Aboard the S.S. Forneus, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson), First Mate Giles Crowe (@intellegint), and Navigator Wendigo Brewer (@charlesraustin) try to keep the peace as Reid Gimball's flat earth doom cruise gets out of control.

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E0 #19 - Walt's Smile Log 3

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) is joined by his landlord/roommate Stan Cueday (@intellegint) to discuss Malcolm Gladwell's appearance on Hot Ones.

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189 - Telemarketers

Mild mannered moderate man Benjamin Fox (@intellegint) fields a bunch of phone calls from scammers (@necrobranson and @charlesraustin).

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188 - The Goblin's Leg

High Shaman Bloor (@necrobranson), Henderson (@intellegint), and Rand O'Nally (@charlesraustin) gather at Goofer's Glen to perform the ceremony of Pluckman's Grummet in front of the Okey-Dokey Tree.

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