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355 - ABC Primetime: The Best Mayors in America

Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) sits down with ABC's Tolliver West (Andrew) for a wide-ranging interview about his political career.

L.A. Tix for E1 x Chapo Live on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

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The Gods of Podcasting 32 - The Last Geniuses

Branson hopes people respect their elders by the time he's old. Charles accidentally crosses a picket line for a donut. Andrew reveals the existence of Yum Yum Sauce.

Get tickets for the E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4.

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Dungeons & Deagles: Escape from Chocolate Hell (Part 1)

Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of dessert-themed demons.

Andrew - Kensington Clams

Charles - Chef Aldebert Yummy

Dan Boeckner - Evil Dan

Branson - DM

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354 - Curious Branson

Curious Branson (Branson) asks anthropologist Dr. Richard Human (Andrew) the type of unfiltered questions that ordinary Americans are wondering.

Get tickets for the E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4.

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E0 #47 - Walt's Smile Log 20

Walt Tremblay's (Branson) new lawyer, Lawyer Michael Richards, hits him with his car.

Get tickets for the E1 x Chapo Live Show in L.A. on 11/4.

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James Bond Equestropussy Script

Here's a PDF script for this week's episode for anyone who's interested

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353 - James Bond in “Equestropussy”

MI6 agent James Bond teams up with sultry centaur She-Biscuit Her-Dalgo to blow the lid off an undercover drug ring operating on the Isle of Women.

Starring Taylor @tupacdurex, Hesse Deni, and April Clark

Featuring Ivy Wolk, Grace Freud, Raina Douris, Lisa Vitale, Alana, and Margie

Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, Hesse Deni, and Andrew Hudson

Artwork by Haus of Decline

Song by Charles Austin, performed by Lisa Vitale

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L.A. Live Show with Chapo (11/4) - Presale

We’re doing a joint E1 x Chapo Trap House live show on Election Eve, Monday November 4 in Los Angeles. The ticket presale is live now, the presale code is WOLVES. Regular tickets are on sale Friday Sept. 27 at 10 am PT. Hopefully the show will not get political…

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New James Bond Episode Premieres Tomorrow, Theme Song Out Now

Our new James Bond scripted episode, "Equestropussy," premieres on Patreon tomorrow at 6 PT / 9 EST as a live watch-along thing (catch up on our previous James Bond episode, "Roger Me Never," here). The whole thing was co-written with Hesse, which is the first time we've had someone else work with us on the entirety of a script. The theme song is out today, featuring Lisa Vita...

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E2 #69 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? …On Winky Island

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) are posted up on Winky Island, where they address the allegations that they bite women and reveal their new shark-bite-resistant line of clothing for women.

Sequel to:

E2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-29-what-would-54147004

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Dungeons & Deagles: Kaiju (Part 3)

The monsters conclude their battle against the evil forces of humanity.

Branson — DM

Charles — Mighty Guy 1

Andrew — Tex

Cameron Fetter — Kong Tut

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Slow Mafia - Slow Mafia (Song Download)

Here's the Slow Mafia song from yesterday's episode, and also a "short version" featuring Thomas' verses. Usually I upload the WAV file but it's too big for Patreon lol. So that's only available on Bandcamp. It's also streaming on Spot...

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352 - Slow Mafia: History in the Making

Rappers Yung DUI (Branson), Bart the Human (Andrew), Mr. Oh He So Goldbars (Charles), Big Sneaky (Thomas @len0killer) and the Artist Formerly Known as Baby Lover (Jake @jakebrodes) discuss their new song. Beats by Kurt Feldman (@icechoir).

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E2 #68 - Inside The Vault: The Life of a Screenwriter

Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (Andrew), Clover Sorkin (Branson), and Miles Davinci (Charles) discuss the industry and share their latest work.

Sequel to this episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150-inside-vault-43577387

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351 - Gladiators

Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum.

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Pop That Corn 22 - Antz

Andrew, Branson, and Charles watch the 1998 DreamWorks film Antz.

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Dungeons & Deagles: Kaiju (Part 2)

The monsters, with their new friend Gobbler the three-headed turkey, go head-to-head against the forces of humanity.

Branson — DM

Charles — Mighty Guy 1

Andrew — Tex

Cameron Fetter — Kong Tut

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350 - Lizzie Tacoma’s Getting Married

Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his friends Silverton Seaside (Andrew) and Ken Koala (Charles) plan his bachelor party and discuss a pre-nup.

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The Gods of Podcasting 31 - MVP: Most Vertical Podcast

We recorded the highest elevation podcast in history, towering at over 10,000 ft. It starts raining, Branson sees something in the woods, and we argue who's Team Sun or Team Moon.

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349 - Roommate Wanted

Gordy (Andrew) interviews potential new roommates (Branson, Charles) for his apartment in Terre Haute's trendy Chicken Finger Hill neighborhood.

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E2 #67 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: 1.1 Million Dollar Edition

Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars.

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348 - The Sports’s Brothers

The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—discuss their NFL careers and their daily lives.

Listen to Charles' EP on Spotify and Bandcamp.

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E2 #66: Paragons of Truth

Reid Gimball (Branson), with the help of his tulpa Squamous (Andrew), tries to get off the internet and be less involved with the paranormal.

Sequel to these episodes:

https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/e1-paragons-of-truth-2

https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-paragons-o...

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Dungeons & Deagles: Kaiju (Part 1)

The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now, three monsters—Mighty Guy 1 (Charles), Tex (Andrew), and Kong Tut (Cameron @DrCameronFetter) must defend their domain.

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347 - Improv for Dramatic Actors

Acting coach William Peter Parsley (Branson) teaches Bennett Roulette (Andrew) and Z.Z. Child (Charles) to convey profound emotion in improvised dramatic scenes.

Listen to Charles' EP on Spotify and Bandcamp.

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New EP from Charles and Joel

Me and Joel (and our less-online friends) have an EP as Solipse out now on Spotify, Bandcamp, etc, featuring the song we dropped on Chapo earlier this year and 3 others. We're also playing at 2024-08-13 14:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post

E2 #65 - The SurgiCast

Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd.

Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/105-the-surgicast

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346 - The George W. Bush Memorial High School Anime Club

High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Bailey Front (Ty @bobo_circus) go over the weekly anime club agenda.

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E0 #46 - Greg Head's Great Head

Greg Head (Branson) reviews Netflix's live action TV series based on the virtual idol Hotto Keiki.

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1001 Funny Jokes (Part 27)

In the campaign's final episode, Marquife, Bugs, and Charlie face off against a nefarious toilet and cut a deal with Gilos.

Branson - DM

Charles - Bugs Lombardi

Andrew - Charlie Tropicana, DDS.

Mike - Marquife O'Beef

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