Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) sits down with ABC's Tolliver West (Andrew) for a wide-ranging interview about his political career.
L.A. Tix for E1 x Chapo Live on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54
2024-10-10 17:23:09 +0000 UTC
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Branson hopes people respect their elders by the time he's old. Charles accidentally crosses a picket line for a donut. Andrew reveals the existence of Yum Yum Sauce.
Get tickets for the E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4.
2024-10-07 17:32:36 +0000 UTC
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Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of dessert-themed demons.
Andrew - Kensington Clams
Charles - Chef Aldebert Yummy
Dan Boeckner - Evil Dan
Branson - DM
2024-10-05 14:22:49 +0000 UTC
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Curious Branson (Branson) asks anthropologist Dr. Richard Human (Andrew) the type of unfiltered questions that ordinary Americans are wondering.
Get tickets for the E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4.
2024-10-03 16:01:10 +0000 UTC
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Walt Tremblay's (Branson) new lawyer, Lawyer Michael Richards, hits him with his car.
Get tickets for the E1 x Chapo Live Show in L.A. on 11/4.
2024-09-30 17:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Here's a PDF script for this week's episode for anyone who's interested
2024-09-27 19:06:58 +0000 UTC
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MI6 agent James Bond teams up with sultry centaur She-Biscuit Her-Dalgo to blow the lid off an undercover drug ring operating on the Isle of Women.
Starring Taylor @tupacdurex, Hesse Deni, and April Clark
Featuring Ivy Wolk, Grace Freud, Raina Douris, Lisa Vitale, Alana, and Margie
Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, Hesse Deni, and Andrew Hudson
Artwork by Haus of Decline
Song by Charles Austin, performed by Lisa Vitale
2024-09-26 01:00:00 +0000 UTC
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We’re doing a joint E1 x Chapo Trap House live show on Election Eve, Monday November 4 in Los Angeles. The ticket presale is live now, the presale code is WOLVES. Regular tickets are on sale Friday Sept. 27 at 10 am PT. Hopefully the show will not get political…
2024-09-25 19:47:54 +0000 UTC
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Our new James Bond scripted episode, "Equestropussy," premieres on Patreon tomorrow at 6 PT / 9 EST as a live watch-along thing (catch up on our previous James Bond episode, "Roger Me Never," here). The whole thing was co-written with Hesse, which is the first time we've had someone else work with us on the entirety of a script. The theme song is out today, featuring Lisa Vita...
2024-09-24 13:52:26 +0000 UTC
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Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) are posted up on Winky Island, where they address the allegations that they bite women and reveal their new shark-bite-resistant line of clothing for women.
Sequel to:
E2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-29-what-would-54147004
E1: 2024-09-23 16:52:55 +0000 UTC
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The monsters conclude their battle against the evil forces of humanity.
Branson — DM
Charles — Mighty Guy 1
Andrew — Tex
Cameron Fetter — Kong Tut
2024-09-21 18:21:54 +0000 UTC
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Here's the Slow Mafia song from yesterday's episode, and also a "short version" featuring Thomas' verses. Usually I upload the WAV file but it's too big for Patreon lol. So that's only available on Bandcamp. It's also streaming on Spot...
2024-09-20 15:44:41 +0000 UTC
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Rappers Yung DUI (Branson), Bart the Human (Andrew), Mr. Oh He So Goldbars (Charles), Big Sneaky (Thomas @len0killer) and the Artist Formerly Known as Baby Lover (Jake @jakebrodes) discuss their new song. Beats by Kurt Feldman (@icechoir).
2024-09-19 14:46:09 +0000 UTC
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Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (Andrew), Clover Sorkin (Branson), and Miles Davinci (Charles) discuss the industry and share their latest work.
Sequel to this episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150-inside-vault-43577387
2024-09-16 16:50:35 +0000 UTC
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Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum.
2024-09-12 15:30:51 +0000 UTC
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Andrew, Branson, and Charles watch the 1998 DreamWorks film Antz.
2024-09-09 17:49:34 +0000 UTC
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The monsters, with their new friend Gobbler the three-headed turkey, go head-to-head against the forces of humanity.
Branson — DM
Charles — Mighty Guy 1
Andrew — Tex
Cameron Fetter — Kong Tut
2024-09-07 15:41:31 +0000 UTC
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Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his friends Silverton Seaside (Andrew) and Ken Koala (Charles) plan his bachelor party and discuss a pre-nup.
2024-09-05 16:55:17 +0000 UTC
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We recorded the highest elevation podcast in history, towering at over 10,000 ft. It starts raining, Branson sees something in the woods, and we argue who's Team Sun or Team Moon.
2024-09-02 16:40:41 +0000 UTC
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Gordy (Andrew) interviews potential new roommates (Branson, Charles) for his apartment in Terre Haute's trendy Chicken Finger Hill neighborhood.
2024-08-29 16:41:37 +0000 UTC
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Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars.
2024-08-26 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—discuss their NFL careers and their daily lives.
Listen to Charles' EP on Spotify and Bandcamp.
2024-08-22 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Reid Gimball (Branson), with the help of his tulpa Squamous (Andrew), tries to get off the internet and be less involved with the paranormal.
Sequel to these episodes:
https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/e1-paragons-of-truth-2
https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-paragons-o...
2024-08-19 15:58:33 +0000 UTC
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The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now, three monsters—Mighty Guy 1 (Charles), Tex (Andrew), and Kong Tut (Cameron @DrCameronFetter) must defend their domain.
2024-08-17 18:36:31 +0000 UTC
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Acting coach William Peter Parsley (Branson) teaches Bennett Roulette (Andrew) and Z.Z. Child (Charles) to convey profound emotion in improvised dramatic scenes.
Listen to Charles' EP on Spotify and Bandcamp.
2024-08-15 15:34:28 +0000 UTC
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Me and Joel (and our less-online friends) have an EP as Solipse out now on Spotify, Bandcamp, etc, featuring the song we dropped on Chapo earlier this year and 3 others. We're also playing at 2024-08-13 14:59:25 +0000 UTC
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Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd.
Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/105-the-surgicast
2024-08-12 17:47:01 +0000 UTC
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High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Bailey Front (Ty @bobo_circus) go over the weekly anime club agenda.
2024-08-08 15:57:53 +0000 UTC
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Greg Head (Branson) reviews Netflix's live action TV series based on the virtual idol Hotto Keiki.
2024-08-05 20:05:56 +0000 UTC
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In the campaign's final episode, Marquife, Bugs, and Charlie face off against a nefarious toilet and cut a deal with Gilos.
Branson - DM
Charles - Bugs Lombardi
Andrew - Charlie Tropicana, DDS.
Mike - Marquife O'Beef
2024-08-03 18:33:53 +0000 UTC
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