1. Do You Remember Me? [March Audio Reward]
My new beautiful computer.
Teacups, I can't even describe how thrilled, amazed and honoured I am to be able to put funding into my work and treat it as a business. It is all because of you wonderful people that I am able to invest in and better my work.
I truly want the best for TeacupAudio. I want better quality, I want more regular uploads and I want you all to be as satisfied with my content as possible.
As such, I am expanding my improvements, starting with my computer...
Here are the winners:
1. Do You Remember Me?
2. Is This Seat Taken?
3. The Dragon and the Knight
4. Officer Tea
5. Blind Date
Thank you all for voting!
Patrons who pledge $5 will receive 1 audio of their choice from the above list.
Patrons who pledge $10 will receive 2 audios of their choice from the above list.
Patrons who pledge $20 will receive ALL 5 AUDIOS from the above list.
I will record all five of the audios ...
2018-03-07 13:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
'You're like a unicorn.'
...
Well, in all your days of getting paid for sex, out of all the crazies and the cuckoo's this lady definitely takes the cake.
But, in a strange way, that's kind of nice.
Maybe even what you need.
...
Because I've always wanted to flip the switch. I present my take on the pretty woman story, or in this case, pretty man.
Please enjoy and let me know your thoughts.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2018-03-02 20:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post"No.... no... you're not serious..."
...
You wake as usual, to the sound of her stirring. She turns over, hair a mess and eyes barely open. She snuggles close and talks softly in your ear.
Then it comes to you.... a brilliant, delicious idea.
Now, how to convince her.
...
Please enjoy,
Teacups
2018-03-01 13:13:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm gonna be selling t shirts soon, Teacups. And since I'm hoping you'd like one, I'd love to get your thoughts on what they should look like.
The above image is a mock up, just to give you an idea of what we're going for: fun, smart and all about Tea.
I want a product that not only encompasses my brand, but also something aesthetic that you all feel comfortable wearing.
That's why I need your help. If you could give me your thoughts on what you'd like the t shirt to includ...
"Promise me. Promise me, you'll let me help you."
...
This audio came from a commission request and I simply felt it might be of use to others.
...
As someone who has always struggled with her mental health, I truly hope I've done a good job on this one, Teacups.
I have quoted this once already today, but it feels appropriate to do so again:
'I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. You get better.'
~ Jo...
2018-02-22 18:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostSent over 200+ emails today! Same again tomorrow, Teacups.
You're all gonna get your rewards THIS WEEK!
Thank you all for being so patient and amazing!
"Now, it's my turn to spoil you."
...
You come home, open the door and have to stop a second. Music, and the fire's roaring, and where is she?
You follow your feet to your bedroom door, lay your hand of the handle, and then you feel it - the push back.
"Um, no." She yelps.
You smile and obey.
Well, this ought to be interesting.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 2018-02-14 15:51:16 +0000 UTC View Post
"Baby, would you please make me some tea, please? Pretty please?"
...
She's been fighting it all week, insisting everything's fine, she's fine. And now it's the weekend and she's... disgusting.
Curled up, red-nose and snivelling, she looks at you with those big eyes.
And you see it, that quiet but hopeful plea.
'Take care of me.'
...
Inspired by the fact I am, indeed, disgustingly sick. I apologise if t...
2018-02-10 17:09:18 +0000 UTC View Post
First of my Princess character audios.
I'd love to hear your thoughts, Teacups.
Please enjoy your time with Cinderella.
...
'So, this is love...'
...
You've only just realised you've stopped. Stopped dancing with her. Her. This strange, lovely creature. You can't take your eyes off her. You want more, more time, more looks and small smiles, more... her.
You can. Ask her. Ask her into the garden. Ask her her thoughts, her want...
2018-02-07 15:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post"Don't do it to make me happy. Do it because you want to
...
She's in your bed again.
Next to you, warm and real and so stupidly close.
She tosses and turns and throws a leg over you like there's no danger, like nothing could ever happen.
And then as she reaches over to kiss your cheek 'goodnight'... and something... something changes, or maybe it's always been there... either way...
Here you are.
...
A comm...
2018-02-06 15:17:42 +0000 UTC View Post"I just mean... I appreciate it... a lot."
...
So, you've done it. You survived their annual visit - the parents - her parents. And not only did you survive - you thrived. Complimented her mother, placated her father - all in all, a perfect evening.
And now, you're about to find out just how grateful your girl is.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2018-01-26 10:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post"If becoming mortal is what it takes to be with you, then I welcome it. With all my heart I welcome it."
...
You knew it was wrong. Right from the beginning - it was all wrong. You are mortal. A man made of flesh and bone. And she is so far above everything, everyone - a beauty, a gift, a deity.
And yet, with all the courage of kings and rebels combined, she stands before you, ready for anything.
She has done it. She has mad...
2018-01-24 16:15:41 +0000 UTC View PostPLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE LISTENING!
...
'Am I sorry?... Yeah. I am.'
...
Well, here you are - again. Together, a little drunk and utterly confused. This is it - your relationship legacy for the past fifteen years. Never truly on, never truly off. Just sat in the painful limbo of quiet compromise.
This girl - this woman. You've thought of her, fought with her, raged and kissed and poured everything you had into her. So, why are you still hurting? Why is i...
2018-01-17 23:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Christmas. You're back in your old room in your parents home. And finally you've brought her with you.
It's all been beyond what you could've hoped for. Your mom and dad love her, you've had fun, and now everything is quiet and calm and perfect - well, almost perfect.
But you're sure as long as you're both quiet - you could remedy that quiet easily.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-12-22 16:18:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt's here.
Your very first Christmas together.
Right where you belong.
In your house, in your bed, with your baby.
Slowly, she he rolls on her side, the soft crackling of the fire bringing her round - and there it is - the smile to win all other smiles.
"Merry Christmas." She beams.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-12-15 18:41:48 +0000 UTC View Post"Come. Come back to me."
...
It's morning. You're up before her. She's there tussled in sheets. You watch her as you dress. She turns over and her eyes are open. She smiles - that wicked one she uses when she wants something.
"Come back." She whispers.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-11-30 13:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post"I need to tell you because beautiful, wonderful people don't know that they're beautiful and wonderful."
...
It's happened. Her friend's boyfriend - he's done it again, gone all the way this time - cheated. She finishes her phone call and comes to bed. She's upset and annoyed, but most of all, for some reason, she's close and she's grateful. You must be doing something right.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-11-28 12:32:05 +0000 UTC View PostShe's nestled in sheets with her head on your chest - just where she likes it, where you like her. She's drowsy, and loving and all yours. And slowly you feel it build inside you - the urge, the need to ask her. She gives you a smile, that knowing, familiar one that makes everything a little easier to say.
"What do you wanna ask me?" She sighs.
That's your cue - take it.
...
WARNING: There is playful usage of the words 'slut' and 'cunt'....
2017-11-22 21:02:28 +0000 UTC View PostShe's got a surprise for you, but you're not allowed to peak. You have to close your eyes, wait and trust her. Okay. You're allowed. You open them - and there she is. Beautiful and perfect and all yours - if you want her to be. She's here and she loves you, and she wants you to know there's no pressure, but if you're ready, so is she.
Tonight you love each other in all the ways you want to.
...
PART ONE:
"I want to love you so badly. But, there's no rush. Never. I love you."
You're about to do it; be with her. You've prepared, candles, flowers, wine - everything you've imagined and more. You're here and she's beautiful and she wants you. You get to the bed, and suddenly you stop. You want to, you really want to, but just something, something so quiet stops you. The truth. That nagging voice that tells you what you need. You need to tell her, she needs to know. ...
2017-11-16 15:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostYour baby can't sleep. She's restless, tossing and turning in the sheets next to you. She comes closer, nuzzles your neck and presents you with her plea: "Pay me attention."
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-11-10 19:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post"Hey. Hey. I thought we were gonna be late?"
You're trying to hurry your dawdling girlfriend. She's listening to music, fixing her make up, and she's gonna make you both late to the party. But then, you see her, dressed to the nines, and suddenly you're okay with being a few (*cough* many) minutes late.
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-11-08 11:52:08 +0000 UTC View PostWe've decided to stay in. The streets are busy, outside is noisy and crowded, but inside it's warm, and we're together. Now, let's settle in and get down to business - "Kiss Me, Properly."
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2017-11-07 11:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostYour recent donations have been amazing. So so appreciated, Teacups! <3
2017-07-06 20:06:48 +0000 UTC View Post