Hentai nonsense is great, but sometimes you need that ASMR porn, no?
2023-04-27 21:22:08 +0000 UTC
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Not everyday looks the same.
If you worked out yesterday, but not today - that's okay.
If you were more productive last week than this week - that's okay.
If you need more sleep for the next month, get more sleep - It's all okay.
People are not machines. We have to adapt to how we're feeling, our hormones, and the changing influences of our spheres.
✨Everyday doesn't have to look the same, feel the same, have the same results.✨
I have a horr...
2023-04-26 10:55:02 +0000 UTC
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-04-25 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Please and thank you.
My hormones have settled this week and I am capitalising. Seriously, PMDD is such a bitch. You spend two weeks of every month feeling like a different person.
But this week, I feel like me. Let's make stuff :)
2023-04-25 10:18:05 +0000 UTC
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We're having a podcast series.
Submit a question and have it answered in the next part :)
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THE GIRLFRIEND PODCAST SERIES:
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/girlfriend-f4m-2-81941834
*PART TWO:
2023-04-23 22:41:45 +0000 UTC
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Do we need a podcast series?
Interesting fact:
This character is heavily based on me the real person. She's chaotic, but she means well. Please feel free to do whatever you like with that info.
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THE GIRLFRIEND PODCAST SERIES:
*PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/girlfriend-f4m-2-81941834
PART TWO:
2023-04-23 19:32:43 +0000 UTC
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It’s Sunday.
So, you might be feeling that sinking pit in your stomach, sometimes known as quiet dread. Me too. Every Sunday. Every single one. I scream internally. “Fuck. I’m gonna screw it up again. I’m so shit at life. Fuck me! Fucking fucking fuck!”
If you’re feeling what I’m feeling, you’re not alone. I don‘t think I’ll ever accurately articulate how fucking incapable I feel on a daily basis. Underneath the positivity I try to cultivate and put out into...
2023-04-23 11:16:43 +0000 UTC
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Someone sent me a sweet DM asking for some kind words from me the person, not Teacup the character. They said they appreciate the audios, but sometimes it’d be nice to hear from the person behind the character. So, here is me, no huge titties, no desire for sex, and just kinda floating about in life.
I‘m sharing this incase anyone needs some words from a basic bitch dumpster fire (with good intentions):
“From one weird person to another, I’m sorry you feel shitty and I hop...
2023-04-21 11:58:25 +0000 UTC
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It would be a reward for patrons, a place to hang out, talk, share things, whatever.
RULES:
- DON'T BE A DICK
- DON'T BE A DICK
- DON'T BE A DICK
People love discord, they love talking in communities and it seems like it could be a good idea.
Ideally, I'd love someone else to set it up and run it. I'm sure people who participate in 21st century technology would be much better equipped.
I won't be responsible for the discord, I ...
2023-04-20 12:37:28 +0000 UTC
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One for the ladies.
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2023-04-20 12:27:03 +0000 UTC
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✨Dalin✨
This person has supported me for such a long time. They supported my content when I was really small, when we had the 2020-2021 boom, and they're still here today, even in our slump. They never fail to send me amazing concepts, words of encouragement, and just really wholesome vibes. So, lovely, I appreciate you. It's insane that you've supported this gremlin for so long, but please know that I feel really lucky... because I am. So, thank you.
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2023-04-18 11:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Random DM-ER: "Come on, you voice audio porn, I bet you're so sexy irl."
ME: My dog's are going into the kennels and now I have IBS cramps because I'm emotionally dependent on animals that lick their own butts.
THEM: "I would like to un-volunteer my penis"
JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY, I FOUND THIS FUNNY. IT'S ALL GOOD. NO CRYING IN THE DM'S HERE :D
2023-04-17 12:51:14 +0000 UTC
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“Appreciate that it’s easy to make fun of influencers, but being mean to them is also pretty embarrassing. Don’t like them, don’t watch or support them. They’re just doing a job. You might not take it seriously, but they get paid for what they do. Same as you. Don’t be a dick.”
2023-04-16 16:15:38 +0000 UTC
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I laugh a lot. Why you got me moaning, when I could be snorting :D
2023-04-15 18:45:48 +0000 UTC
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There's no script because I'm a clown who improvs.
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Words & noises by TeacupAudio
2023-04-14 22:09:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, we might no longer be on YouTube, but that doesn't mean we should miss out the stellar thumbnails.
I hope this will all add to the experience and hopefully enhance your Patreon experience.
Please give all your love to Imakureitto. She is amazing to work with and always delivers!
You can check her out on her Twitter:
https://twitter.com/imakureitto
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Art, banner...
2023-04-14 11:16:20 +0000 UTC
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A pleasure, a privilege, a gosh-darn PASSION!
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Noises by TeacupAudio
2023-04-11 19:55:22 +0000 UTC
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"Be careful when answering your door. You are perfectly within your rights to just not answer to anybody. Got cold called today. Someone swore at my mamma. I chased after them, they dished out more abuse. Be safe and don't let anyone push you around."
P.S. We're absolutely fine. It really wasn't dramatic, just unpleasant. Left us with a feeling of 'ew'.
2023-04-11 16:18:35 +0000 UTC
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Hit me with the nonsense you want me to voice!
Thank you.
2023-04-11 14:16:36 +0000 UTC
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