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✨Your Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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💦 😳 Scrub Me Down 😳💦 [F4A] [Your Tomboy is Filthy] [You Wanna Wash Me?] [Embarrassed & Defiant] [Why You Gotta be So Embarrassing] [Non-Sexual Intimacy]

“I guess it’s kinda nice when you scrub my back.”

Why you gotta embarrass me… in my own bathtub?!

“I do not have nice skin!”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️❤️❤️

Just letting you know that my brain is being mean today. Therefore, I am going to exercise, stay away from my computer, and be really fucking thankful that I have a job that allows flexible working hours. Thank you. Seriously.

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🥰 A Couple of Do-Gooders 🥰 [F4M] [Girlfriend Surprises with Date Night] [Trash Picking Date] [Let’s Clean Up Our Park] [Walking Hand in Hand Through the Leaves] [Romantic Evening Stroll] [Rewarding You at Bedtime] [Kisses & Snugs]

“I really like having sex with you…”

Where there’s a will,

She’ll find a way.

“Just like I like picking up trash with you. Come on!”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ ☺️ Shut Up & Be Loved ☺️ ❤️ [F4M] [Friends to Lovers] [Alone at a Party] [Accidental Confession] [Of Course I’m in Love with You] [Kissing & Deciding to Go Home Together]

“Oh shut up, you know I’m in love with you.”

Wait. You didn’t?

“You seriously didn’t know?.”

Stinking cute commission for a stinking cute commissioner :)

P.S. Part 2 coming 🔜

No-Copyright Music:

Ekans - Molife:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzys5OWpLUA

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❤️ Everyday Self-Care ❤️

We often think of self-care as something luxurious and indulgent, something far afield and out there: hotel getaways, lavish gifts, trips to far off places, spa retreats, and shopping sprees.

However, I believe self-care can also be the little everyday things we do to look after ourselves. So, since the world is very tense, money is tight, and people are generally not able to treat themselves to the big things, I thought I’d compile a long list of the little things.

M...

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❤️ Bro, Tell Me the Truth ❤️

Do we need more NSFW stuff? 

I've noticed in recent months, I haven't been doing as much NSFW. I assure you it's been for no other reason than I think too much of a good thing can taste a little stale. 

But please let me know your thoughts. I am ridiculously lucky to have this gig, especially in such turbulent times. Seriously, you don't have to spend your money here, and yet you do. So, honestly, just thank you. 

Please help me make ...

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❤️ New Thumbnails ❤️ [Can You Spot the Meme?] [Look Closely]

Hey Teacups -

So, we might no longer be on YouTube, but that doesn't mean we should miss out the stellar thumbnails.

✨ Every month I'll upload a new batch for your viewing pleasure.✨

I'll also be going through all the audios and assigning the characters to their corresponding  stories.

So, for example, the tomboy series will have an icon of the tomboy character on all of her audios, and so on and so forth for each character and series.

I...

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❤️ ☺️ Sleepy Sex Kitten ☺️ ❤️ [F4M] [Overworked Girlfriend] [We’re About to Make Love] [No, No, I’m Not Too Tired] [Yawning Whilst Kissing] [But I Wanna Be Your Sex Kitten] [Fine, But We’re Putting in on the Schedule] [Sex Positvitiy] [Thanking You for Not Being a Dick]

“You think we should get a calendar… for the sex?”

Sex is an activity, not an obligation.

And sometimes, no matter how much you love each other, or enjoy your sex life, there just isn’t enough oil in the tank.

And that’s perfectly normal, valid, and okay.

“Well, I do work better to a deadline.”

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❤️ 🏀 My Sexy Stress Ball 🏀 ❤️ [F4M] [Pervy Girlfriend] [Using Physical Touch to Combat Anxiety] [Squeezing Your Butt] [Need to Heckin Cuddle] [You Can Do It Back] [Go Ahead. Honk a Boob, You’ll Feel Better] [Adorable & Sweet]

“Anytime you feel anxious or stressed…”

I likes ya

And I needs ya.

So, honey, let me squeeze ya.

“Just give my boob a honk.”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ ☺️ Show Me, Honey ☺️❤️ [F4M] [MILF Girlfriend] [You Come Home Angry] [I Give You Space, Then Soothe You] [Don’t Apologise for Your Emotions] [Hugging You Close] [You’re Allowed to Feel, Honey] [Thank You for Letting Me In]

“Honeybun… Are you okay?”

I don’t want you to be perfect.

I want you to be you.

“You need some space? Okay, baby. I’m just out here if you need me.”

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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✨Tea's Choice For No Nut November✨ [Win Your Personalised Audio] [Two Chances to be the Winner]

► Please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice!

Guidelines for the submitted concepts:

- Please expect the concept to be between 10 - 20 minutes (though it could be longer).

- Only concepts are to be submitted, not full scripts.

- I retain all rights to publish the finished audio on Patreon, YouTube, etc.

- I am within all...

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❤️ 🍵 Tea’s Recommendations 🍵 ❤️ [November 2022] [Things I Like That You Might Like Too]

Yo, Teacups!

If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.

P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️

Series:

T...

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✨Your Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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❤️ ⚰️Your Coffin’s Better Than Mine ⚰️❤️ [F4A] [Needy Vampire Girlfriend Hates to Sleep Alone] [Sneaking Into Your Coffin] [Snuggling & Soft Talks] [Tender & Intimate]

“But it’s not in my nature to suffer loneliness.”

Coffins are like people

It’s what’s inside that matters

“Why be lonely, when you can be held?”

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✨Vampire Domestic Series:✨

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/vampire-...

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❤️ 🥩 Man Flesh 🥩 ❤️ [F4M] [Horny Goblin Needs Your Man Meat] [Waiting Outside Your Camp] [Stretching Myself Out for You] [Stick Me!] [Taunting You into Fucking Me] [Fierce & Freaky] [Monster Fucking for Monster Fuckers]

“You desire me.”

It’s time for some man meat.

“So, I thought I’d prepare myself for you.”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 🦷 Vampire Domestic 🦷 ❤️ [F4A] [Dommy Mommy Maker & Vampire Listener] [Fighting & Making Up] [Romantic Jealousy] [Making Up in Your Coffin] [It’s Always You, My Love] [Kisses & Reassurance] [Falling Asleep Together]

“My love…”

Like any other

Vampiric marriages take work.

“As if I’d prefer anyone over you.”

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✨Vampire Domestic Series:✨

> PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/vampire-domestic-73802974

PART TWO:

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❤️ 😏 You're Being Wooed, Mister 😏 ❤️ [F4M] [Dom Girlfriend Seduces You] [Surprising You with a Romantic Dinner & Dancing in the Kitchen] [We Need More Spontaneity] [Making You Feel Special & Loved] [Don’t Worry, I’ll Lead]

“Hold onto your pants, sir. You’re being seduced.”

On your marks.

Get Set.

Swoooooooooooooooon.

“You… are challenged to a night of romance.”

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Second Tea's Choice winner of October :) 

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ And the Person I'm Teabagging this Month is.... ❤️

✨Congratulations to Phoenix Brave Hideki!✨

I've already DM'd you, lovely.

Please let me know your address, and I'll get your mug (some teabags and a little note) to you pronto!

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INFO:

As a new reward, every month I’m gonna send one patron a mug. This will be a chosen mug by me from my own collection (yes, I have many mugs, cups, teacups, teapots, etc, how did you guess).

The mugs will not be branded. This is not me...

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❤️ 🍑 Everybody Needs a Titty Break 🍑 ❤️ [F4M] [Girlfriend Makes You Stop Working] [Because You Need Rest] [Face-to-Boob Action] [Non-Sexual Nudity] [Positive Affirmations] [Let’s Relax Together]

“Because this is not work time, this is lay down in the dark with your girl time.”

You heard the lady.

Hop on and rest.

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A sweet commission for a sweet commissioner :) 

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ You're Gonna Okay, Beautiful ❤️

For anyone struggling with intrusive thoughts, please know they are not real, and more importantly, they are NOT you. You are not your thoughts, you are your actions and the context around them. You're gonna be okay, lovely. You really, really are.

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❤️ Life Your Authentic Life ❤️

I had a unremarkable day where nothing enviable happened. And you know what, I enjoyed it immesnely. Life doesn't have to intense or glamarous or marketable in order to be good. Your life, whatever it looks like, is worth a great deal. Enjoy as much of it as you can.

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❤️ 😆 Dommy Mommy Problems 😆 ❤️ [F4M] [MILF Wife Wants Some Lovin’] [Honey, The Kids are Asleep] [Wanna Be a Motherfucker?] [Steamy & Intimate] [Dry Humping, BJ, Cowgirl & Doggy Style Sex] [Getting Interrupted by the Kids] [Intense Finish]

“Our children are asleep.”

Strike whilst the tyrants are down.

“I assume you’re interested in being fucked?”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 🥺 You're the Best, Daddy 🥺 ❤️ [F4M] [Pregnant Wife Needs You] [You Bring Me Snacks Late at Night] [Adoration & Thanks] [Towelling You Off From the Rain] [My Hero!] [Calming My Anxieties About Parenthood] [Snuggling on the Couch] [Laughing Through Our Worries] [True Intimacy]

“Hail the conquering hero!”

Help me, by simply being you.

“You are a good one.”

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First Winner of October's Tea's Choice :)

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 🥰 Needy for You 🥰 ❤️ [F4M] [Needy Girlfriend Returns] [Pouncing on You] [I’ve Missed You So Much] [Utter Adoration] [Praise, Pets & Kisses] [Hair Ruffling & Boob Pillows]

“This house is for snugs and wholesome shit.”

Shut up and be loved, sweetie.

“The serotonin’s shooting straight to my veins!”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 😳 A Friend in Need 😳 ❤️ [F4A] [Friends to Lovers] [Adult Sleepover] [Your Friend Masturbates Next to You] [Needs You to Finish Her Off] [Realistic Moaning & Sex] [Soft & Sensual] [Clit Rubbing & Fucking]

"Hey, are you awake?"

No questions.

No thinking.

Just need.

"I need you." 

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✨FREE TO ALL✨ because... reasons. Also, everything's expensive as fuck, people are at war, and sometimes free degeneracy is better than nothing :) 

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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❤️ 💆‍♂️ Massaging Time 💆‍♂️ ❤️ [F4M] [MILF Girlfriend] [You Need Some Pampering, Baby] [Lie Down & Let Me Rub You] [Gentle Care & Loving Touch] [Soft Whispering & Relaxing Lotion] [Back, Neck & Shoulder Massage] [Let Go of All Your Stress]

“Don’t be silly…”

Let me rub some of that stress away, love.

“That’s what I’m here for.”

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✨Goof Fact:✨

I was gonna edit out the very subtle growling of my stomach, but then I thought it was actually kinda endearing. MILF's get hungry too, you know?! 

Please enjoy my insatiable need for a grilled cheese :D

Script & Audio by Tea...

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❤️ Much More than Mental Health ❤️

"Whilst it's amazing more people are honest about mental health struggles, it's good to remember that life isn't just about disorders, meds and periods of depression. Life has a lot to offer, and appreciating possibility is a big part of not getting stuck in a bad place."

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❤️ 🍵 Tea’s Recommendations 🍵 ❤️ [October 2022] [Things I Like That You Might Like Too]

Yo, Teacups!

If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.

P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️

Series:

A...

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❤️ Commission Confirmation ❤️

If anyone is still interested in a proposed commission, please let me know via DM's.

I'm so sorry about all the delays. I've had a break-up, a sick mom, and a bit of mental decay this past year and I really wanna be productive whilst I'm feeling well. 

Really, really freaking appreciate that everyone's got it tough, and I'm definitely not singular in that regard. Please just know I'm never trying to be a mess - I'm just a little chaotic and easily overwhelmed. 

I a...

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