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✨Your SFW Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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❤️ Life's Short - Be a Dork ❤️

"I am here, wearing a victorian nightgown, basking my dorky-ass in the glow of a candelabra, to tell you: like what you like, be nerdy, be obsessed with whatever book, TV show, game, etc you're obsessed with. Not only is it okay, it's an essential part of your happiness."

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❤️ Apologies If Patreon Is Messing Up ❤️

Hey Teacups -

A few patrons have messaged and said that they're not getting notifications and posts are glitching. I'm truly sorry for any and all inconvenience. 

Thank you for your amazing support, especially when we go through problems getting you your content. 

I appreciate your flexibility and chillness so much. 

I'll be sure to keep the archive updated, so you can access the goods there. 

💖 P.S. I'm considering...

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❤️🥛 Come to Mommy 🥛❤️ [F4M] [Milky Mommy] [There's No Milk in My Titties] [Maybe You Can Help?] [Orgasm 1: You Suck My Titties & Rub My Clit] [Still No Milk!] [Orgasm 2: Blowjob & Creamy Titty Job] [Baby, You Made My Milk Come Back!] [Orgasm 3: Suck on My Titties and Fuck Me] [Squirty Climax] [Delicious, Sleepy Cuddles]

“Maybe if you suck hard enough…”

 Jugs, hugs and lots of love. 

We love a squishy mama. 

“…some milk might come out.”

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Milky Mommy just means a big tiddied lady, who likes it when you call her mommy. No incest or wanting to fuck actual mothers is present in this audio. Tis a roleplay inside a roleplay. Both par...

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❤️🥛 Come to Mommy 🥛❤️ [F4F] [Milky Mommy] [There's No Milk in My Titties] [Maybe You Can Help?] [Orgasm 1: You Suck My Titties & Rub My Clit] [Still No Milk!][Orgasm 2: Eating Your Pussy & Titty Job] [Baby, You Made My Milk Come Back!] [Orgasm 3: Suck on My Titties and Fuck Me] [Squirty Climax] [Delicious, Sleepy Cuddles]

“Maybe if you suck hard enough…”

 Jugs, hugs and lots of love.

We love a squishy mama.

“…some milk might come out.”

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Milky Mommy just means a big tiddied lady, who likes it when you call her mommy. No incest or wanting to fuck actual mothers is present in this audio. Tis a roleplay inside a roleplay. Both parties are consenting, wholesom...

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❤️ I Love My Job ❤️

"Getting to put lube down as a business expense on your tax return is a unique and blessed experience. God bless the internet and the democratisation of the HORN."

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❤️ Needy Girlfriend Cuddles You ❤️ [F4A] [Spooning You] [Try to Leave & I'll Sit on You] [ASMR RP]

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Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

“No, nobody else will do. Stay.”

Being needed is a heavy burden

But how well you bear it, sweetie.

“I told you not to encourage me!”

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Script & Audio b...

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❤️ 👪 The Sitter 👪 ❤️ [F4M] [Friends to Lovers] [Your Kid's Babysitter] [You're a Single Dad] [Vulnerability to Passion] [Talking About Work Fatigue & Raising Kids] [Connecting & Opening Up to Each Other]

“You’re a very nice boss, just like you’re a very nice dad, and a very nice man.”

You just wanna be appreciated.

And so do I.

"You're doing a good job."

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✨Just to clarify, the babysitter is in her late 20's. She's a struggling artist, but she's definitely old enough to be kissing handsome single papas.✨

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❤️ Sweet JESUS ❤️

The image previews tomorrow's erotic audios:

Come to Mommy  [F4M] [Milky Mommy] [Waking Me Up With Breast Kissing] [There's No Milk in My Titties] [You'll Have to...]

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Come to Mommy [F4F] [Milky Mommy] [Waking Me Up With Breast Kissing] [There's No Milk in My Titties] [You'll Have to...]

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❤️ Problem With Uploading ❤️

So, I was making a slight tweak to the latest post, when all of a sudden Patreon says the audio isn't valid. I've checked it and it's fine. I've tried to upload different things and it says they're all invalid too. 

I'm sorry if you're now not able to listen to the audio. I'll keep trying. I'm sorry Patreon can be so buggy.

I'll upload the audio to the archive so you lovelies can still enjoy it right now. 

If you could still leave your comments and...

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❤️ 🥺 Get Me Pregnant, Please 🥺 ❤️ [F4M] [Friends to Lovers] [I Wanna Have a Baby] [Will You Help Me?] [Arrangement to Romance] [Protecting Your Rights] [There’s No Pressure, Just Think About It]

"Did you just call it the dicking ceremony?!"

Ma'am, you just asked this man for his jizz

He has a right to reply with sass.

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Welcome to part one of our journey, kids. 

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❤️ 🥺 Get Me Pregnant Series: 🥺 ❤️

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/pos...

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❤️ Oh No! I Did It Again ❤️

"You record an audio with the full intention of it just being a one-shot, but now you're emotionally invested, the characters are complicated and flawed, you want to know more, new challenges, higher stakes, and OH NO, we have a SERIES."

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❤️ Shy Vampire Girlfriend Claims You ❤️ [F4A] [Biting] [Kissing] [ASMR RP]

Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768

Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

“I don’t think you should be encouraging this kind of behavior.”

The desire to possess you is strong.

It's just buried under politeness.

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💙 From One Anxious Person to Another 💙

From one anxious worker to another:

If you're exhausted and stressed, chances are you're not gonna do your best work. 

I realise it's incredibly hard to set healthy boundaries with work. I am very, very bad at it. But I also recognise that burnout is very real, and it can lead to a lot of damage very quickly. 

Sometimes, my anxiety over work gets so bad that I'll often end up vomiting, not sleeping, getting upset and frustrated, and all in all just sabotaging mysel...

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❤️ What Kind Of Erotic Audio Would You Like Next? ❤️

Just tell me the secret ingredient.

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💐 👰 Let’s Go Get Married 👰 💐 [F4A] [Fiancé] [Our Wedding Day] [You Come See Me Before the Ceremony] [I Can’t Wait to Be Your Wife] [Reassuring Each Other] [Secret Kissing & Getting Excited]

"Yes, I wanna marry you."

If all this pomp and ceremony is too much

We can just walk away.

So long as you marry me today, I'm a lucky woman.

"Being legally bound to you does sound really hot."

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Background Ambience:

Bill and Fleur's Wedding 💐 [ASMR] ⚡ Harry Potter inspired Ambience ⋄ Muffled Music:

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🍑 🥺 Take It Out On Me 🥺 🍑 [F4F] [Girlfriend] [Honey, You’re Stressed] [Let’s Work It Out of You] [Rough, Consensual Sex] [Safe Words & Wall Slamming] [Ass Spanking & Hair Pulling] [Orgasm 1: Eating Your Pussy] [Orgasm 2: Fucking Against the Wall]

"Well, good because you're not getting soft and sweet."

The place between pain and joy

Meet me there.

"I was thinking something a little more... fierce."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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🍑 🥺 Take It Out On Me 🥺 🍑 [F4M] [Girlfriend] [Honey, You’re Stressed] [Let’s Work It Out of You] [Rough, Consensual Sex] [Safe Words & Wall Slamming] [Ass Spanking & Hair Pulling] [Orgasm 1: Blowjob] [Orgasm 2: Fucking Against the Wall]

"Well, good because you're not getting soft and sweet."

The place between pain and joy

Meet me there.

"I was thinking something a little more... fierce."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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❤️ ASMR RP | Blame Me [F4A] [Pervy Girlfriend] ❤️

Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768

Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

Rule number one: never leave a fellow degenerate behind.”

Wholesome or degenerate

You're still my baby.

That being said, this is a delightful development.

“And do you really th...

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💦 Ready To Work Up A Sweat? 💦

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❤️ ⁉️ Wanna See ‘Em? ⁉️ ❤️ [F4M] [Your Sister’s Best Friend] [Visiting Your House During a Rainstorm] [I Need to Change] [Lend Me Your Shirt?] [Going to Your Room] [Laying on Your Bed] [Flirting Leads to Real Talk] [You Wanna Go Out With Me?] [I… You Serious?] [Wholesomeness Beats Degeneracy]

“Can you help a girl out?”

Behind the wall of flirtation 

Lies an even greater joy.

“Could really use a shirt.”

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✨Your Sister's Best Friend Series:✨

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/wanna-feel-em-at-54589898

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❤️ What Kind Of Erotic Audio Would You Like Next? ❤️

It's happening. 

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Just tell me the secret ingredient. 

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✨Your SFW Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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❤️ ASMR Girlfriend Roleplay | Please Be Okay ❤️ [F4A] [Leaving You a Message For After Her Death]

Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768

Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

"I need you to do me a favor."

Listen and know I love you.

"I need you to eventually be okay."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ Pillow Time ❤️ [F4A] [Girlfriend] [Welcome Home, Honey] [Oh, Bad Day?] [Come Here] [Use My Thighs As a Pillow & Watch Anime] [I'm Wearing Short Shorts for Extra Skin to Skin Comfort] [Gentle Humming, Rambling & Breathing]

✨Whoops! Forgot to mention this is this month's Tea's Choice Winner!✨

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"Oh, honey, I'm sorry."

Heart to heart

Face to thigh.

"Come here and enjoy the squish."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ The First Touch ❤️ [NSFW Girlfriend Role-play Short Story] [F4A] [You’re the Main Character] [Touching Your Girlfriend For the First Time] [Your First Sexual Experience] [Relatable, Adorable & Pleasantly Wholesome]

You’ve never touched a cunt before. There’ve been clumsy grazes, a close encounter where she sat on you, wriggled and shivered and stirred something uncomfortable, but nothing like this.

This was her willing you, taking your hand and asking you to cup her. You want to. That unfamiliar pull curls in your belly, coiling tighter as your fingers brush the downy patch of hair between her legs. She has beautiful legs, large and pale and so maddeningly soft. You’re not sure if you want t...

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✨ 🍵 Tea’s Recommendations 🍵✨ [Need Something to Read, Watch or Do?] [Try One of These]

Yo, Teacups! Sometimes I feel like I stay caught in a cycle of the same shows, books, snacks, and whatever else. If you suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.

P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️

TV Shows:

  • After Life. A beautiful show all about dealing with life after the loss of a loved one. Series one made m...

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❤️ Hope You Like Short Girls ❤️

"Guys! Pack your bags! We're going to the shire and having a wholesome picnic. That's right, degenerates. You're getting a HOBBIT GIRLFRIEND."

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✨🍵 Spilling Tea Poll 🍵✨ [Monthly Newsletter Topic]

So, what would you like me to babble about?

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❤️ 🥺 I’m a Whore, You Idiot 🥺 ❤️ [F4M] [Horny Friends to Lovers] [Don't You Dare Flirt With Me] [Because I Can't Hold Back] [Reverse Teasing] [Don’t Hurt Me] [I’m Trusting You]

“Please be fair, this is not fair.”

You've convinced me 

Now, don't you dare hurt me.

“Because the horniness is charging up inside me, and your pretty face is above me…”

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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