“Just keep puking... I’ll be here.”
Even when it's all too much
I'll rub your back and make you laugh
"You and me. Gross and vulnerable and together.”
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2021-05-24 17:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Let women be so much more than just "beautiful". Women don't care if you find them attractive. Women care if they're respected, safe, and worthy of a life outside of someone else's approval."
2021-05-23 20:19:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Being a man means being a kind person. It doesn't mean holding in your feelings, being aggressive, and generally feeling miserable and lonely. Let men order cocktails, let men wear pink, let men get pegged in sex. None of that takes away from them being men. Let men be happy."
2021-05-23 20:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Just finished recording some audios, and it feels so good to be back making new things. Thank you to everyone and anyone who makes my job possible. I will never forget how lucky I am."
2021-05-22 18:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
We're back - let's do this!
It's your turn to pick this week! So, please let me know which one of these you'd like to hear.
✨Vote today. Audio out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-05-22 14:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-21 17:22:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, the good news is we're moved in and ready to go. The bad news is (because obviously nothing can ever go smoothly) the contractors keep delaying the work on the studio: panels, soundproofing, fire door installation.
Because of this I cannot give you the higher tier quality I promised (at least, not until the contractors actually do what they've promised).
However, I have made a make-shift recording set up in my new house. I am more than happy to reco...
2021-05-21 11:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-19 17:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m of the firm belief that sexuality isn’t a battlefield. Sexuality is layered, diverse, colourful - but divided into extreme archetypes that directly oppose one another - not so much.
Contrary to what our well-intentioned starchy parents told us - the world isn’t divided into good girls and bad girls, innocents and she devils, virgins and whores. Nope! I’m sorry to say, we just had to be people. Complicated, multifaceted, horny, wholesome people. Wholesome sluts, if you will.<...
2021-05-19 12:16:58 +0000 UTC View Post"Ssh. You'll wake them up."
Between darkness and embers
All I want is you
"Do you want me to lick you?"
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2021-05-17 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-17 18:14:53 +0000 UTC View PostTeacups -
We're very nearly there, and since we are, we need some ideas.
I really appreciate that people have sent in MANY ideas before, but please know that I appreciate every single one of them. I am ridiculously lucky to have the job that I do. I receive over a hundred new concepts every week, and with all the best will in the world, I can't remember them all.
The more pools, the more chance of your concept getting made.
Thank you for every patience...
2021-05-17 12:20:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Ya'll ready for some post-apocalyptic campfire sexy times?"
Well, if not, I don't know what to tell you. It's happening and it's all I've got until I get into that damn studio.
Thank you.
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-05-16 19:51:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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"GUYS! THE TENANTS HAVE GONE! We can move in next week! This is the FIFTH time the date's been changed, but they're officially gone and the vendor is letting us in next Wednesday!"
P.S. Thank you for everything <3
2021-05-13 20:22:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-10 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“I never thought being a nympho would bring so many relationship problems!”
Wholesome degeneracy is full of surprises
“I guess I’ve got a lot to learn on the intimacy front.”
...
Apart from one piddly little five minute porno audio... this is it, Teacups. Fingers crossed I can move into our new place this week.
Thank you for everything.
Also, do you guys want the pathetic little porno piece or no?...
2021-05-10 17:28:06 +0000 UTC View Post“You are absolutely gorgeous.”
I'm gonna listen
I'm gonna compliment
But most importantly...
I'm gonna join you under those covers
“Yes, you are. You are to me.”
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2021-05-10 16:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
I've had one of those days where everything is just a bit "oh, fuck you". But I'd like to put out something good. I believe in taking a shit day, situation, phase and making something good out of it.
So, if you're feeling frustrated, pissed off, misunderstood - I hear you. It sucks. I'm sorry if you're feeling stuck or trapped or hopeless. I really hope that with some time, hard work, and self-love, those feelings will change as soon as possible.
... 2021-05-07 17:15:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-06 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostToday's topic: Why It's More Than Okay Not to Want Kids [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, children are often portrayed unfairly. They’re placed at the peak of Happiness Mountain, just below Fulfilling Your Biological Destiny, right next to Married With a Dog And a White Picket Fence. They are social status and proof of “Look! You fuckers! I did it! My DNA is passed on! I AM NOT A FAILURE!”
And yeah, that’s a lot of pressure. And I ...
2021-05-06 14:31:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-05 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSo, what would you like me to babble about?
2021-05-05 14:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post“I just want you.”
I'm here for you
With open arms
Open legs
And an open, hungry mouth
“Please, master… I’m so lonely.”
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2021-05-04 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Some believe that intelligence is more important than kindness (particularly in a partner). Now, intelligence is great, but kindness is everything. I'd rather fuck a kind, stupid person than any intelligent asshole. Emotional intelligence might just keep you warm at night."
2021-05-03 20:52:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-03 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Not yet, honey.”
Some people sleep walk
Some people sleep talk
But only the very special sleep nom.
“It’s not time to wake up.”
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2021-05-03 16:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups.
This is a place where we can talk about you.
Please feel free to share a trouble, a worry, or something you'd like advice on. And I will do my very best to give degenerately wholesome advice.
DISCLAIMER:
Please be aware that all responses are just my personal opinions. I cannot offer any professional or psychological advice. I have no formal training in either medicine or psychology. All my responses are just humble opinions, and as ...
2021-05-03 13:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Therapists, counsellors, people we seek guidance from are absolutely fucked up too. You can give excellent advice, help people, function, and be a complete mess in yourself. There aren't just put together people and chaotic messes. People are just people."
2021-05-02 16:37:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Okay, I have literally four audios left on my computer. I need to not be homeless very soon. I truly hope the tenants keep their word and move out on the 14th. Truly, just thank you for your patience and kindness. As soon as I'm able to, I'm gonna BUST MY ASS FOR YOU."
2021-04-30 16:43:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, because of my current housing limbo, I only have so many audios pre-recorded on my laptop. As such, I feel it might be more interesting to keep you in suspense and not give away the titles.
That being said, voting on the audios VIBES is still happening.
✨Vote today. Audio out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-04-29 18:26:18 +0000 UTC View Post