Hey Teacups -
So, because of my current housing limbo, I only have so many audios pre-recorded on my laptop. As such, I feel it might be more interesting to keep you in suspense and not give away the titles.
That being said, voting on the audios VIBES is still happening.
✨Vote today. Audio out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-04-09 14:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post“How do you feel when we’re having sex?”
Your thoughts are appreciated
Your experiences noted
Now, help me make emotionally satisfying smut
“You know, if you could just, like, quickly sum it up?”
…
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-04-08 16:50:04 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s been a long time since we’ve kissed.”
Sometimes, you don't need anything more
Just kisses and cuddles
“I mean, since we’ve just kissed.”
...
Rationing out the remainder of these pre-recorded audios on my laptop.
Thank you for being amazing, guys.
All the best,
Tea
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-04-07 16:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"I realise I'm just some dumb stranger on the internet, but I really do want you to be okay. I know there's been times in my life where I felt like nobody was there, nobody knew I was in pain. And if you're feeling like that, I'm sorry. I hope that changes soon, sincerely."
2021-04-05 18:42:45 +0000 UTC View PostSo, a controversial opinion, but an opinion nonetheless - events kill joy. Or probably more accurately, the pressure around events can kill joy.
So, what do I mean by events? Well, basically anything that involves people staring at you, waiting for a reaction. So, birthdays, anniversaries, award ceremonies, weddings, baby showers, Christmas, etc, etc, anxiety-inducing etc.
Now, I want to preface this by saying that I am in no way bashing these events as a whole. I...
2021-04-05 14:10:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"Fat people know they're fat, underweight people know they're underweight. People don't need their issues pointing out to them, they need respect and the assurance that their bodies don't dictate their worth. They need love, just like the rest of us."
2021-04-03 19:17:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"It's important to remember that when people offer suggestions on how to be happier, most people are just trying to help. They're not trying to condescend, generalise or suggest one size fits all - it can't. They're just offering their take and hoping to do some good."
2021-04-03 17:47:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
I don't have anywhere to record right now, so I figured this would be a great time to compile as many new concept ideas as possible.
So, if you have an idea for an audio, please feel free to share it with me here and I'll definitely consider it.
Thank you,
Tea
2021-04-02 19:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"You don't have anything to prove to anyone."
2021-04-02 15:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, unfortunately, I might be losing my house. I'm really just out here not knowing what's going to happen. There's a situation with the tenants in my new home and it's all gotten really unpleasant. There's still a chance things could work out, but with people consistently not keeping to the agreement it's just not a great time.
I will keep you posted.
As always, thank you so much for all your patience and kindness.
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-04-01 14:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostToday's topic: Why It's Good to Romanticise Your Life [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, we need to fall in love with our lives. Or at least, we need to try to.
So much of our daily lives is, well, uninspiring. From the news, to the people we work with, to the circumstances we live in, life can leave us feeling a little less than pumped. And to a great extent, that’s unavoidable. A huge portion of adult life is doing things we don’t want to in order to ...
2021-03-31 19:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"My dyslexia says more about me than how many dicks I've had inside me. Don't let anyone shame you about sex or lack there of. Your sex, your business."
2021-03-31 15:53:11 +0000 UTC View PostToday's topic: The Concept of Virginity is Garbage [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, virginity is just a trash concept.
I haven’t done extensive research, I can’t give you biblical readings, or its exact origin, (and in all honesty, I don’t think you guys come to me for that), but from what I can tell, virginity was created, like many things, for the purpose of exercising control over others. The operative word being created. Virgini...
2021-03-31 11:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post“I feel really bad asking, but…”
Shy Vampire Girlfriends
Are Nothing If Not Polite.
“Is there any chance I could feed on you?”
...
Shy Vampire Series:
► PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-little-snack-49386957
PART TWO:
So, what would you like me to babble about?
2021-03-30 16:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post"What a clever little muse you are!"
One stormy night
A lover gave their lover
The power to inspire others.
Through the medium called
The HORN!
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-03-29 16:50:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Well, I’ve made this sufficiently awkward…”
Don't get distracted by the titties
Comfort the spunky, sassy succubus.
“I should probably just satisfy you sexually and then leave.”
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-03-29 16:42:22 +0000 UTC View Post*This month’s Agony Aunt-Tea is slightly early because I’m stuck in a hotel room and there’s very little audio content I can do right now.*
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Welcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups.
This is a place where we can talk about you.
Please feel free to share a trouble, a worry, or something you'd like advice on. And I will do my very best to give degenerately wholesome advice.
DISCLAIMER:
Please be aware that all responses are just my personal opinions. I can...
2021-03-29 15:32:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"Thank you for every kindness you've shown to yourself and others. Kindness is so powerful that it doesn't need to be given to you for you to be touched by it. You, out there, helping yourself and others, you inspire me. Thank you."
2021-03-26 20:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post"I think I might be rubbing off on you."
You bring the wholesome
I'll be your degenerate.
"You might be rubbing off on me too."
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-03-24 17:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo, there’s something peculiar about me that I feel we ought to establish. I love to connect with people, but at a distance.
I love offering snippets of thought, feeling, excitement, passion, and whatever else a true degenerate can feel, and then setting them free into the Wild West that is the internet. I love being able to do this whilst I’ve just gotten out of the shower, whilst my boob falls out from the towel, whilst my dog is licking leftover shaving cream from my legs. I love...
2021-03-23 12:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, I was supposed to complete my house purchase today, but unfortunately, it is now going to be delayed for two weeks. This is a bit of a hiccup because I have to be out of my current residence by Friday.
So, I've bundled all my things, put them in a storage place, and hauled my family into a hotel (dog friendly, of course).
I just wanted to let you know that if I don't update for a few days, there's nothing to worry about, it's just that the hotel...
2021-03-23 12:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
It's your turn to pick this week! So, please let me know which one of these you'd like to hear.
✨Vote today. Audio out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-03-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“You feel loved, right?”
Love me tender
Love me true
Love me half as much
As I love you.
“If you’re gonna love, you should do it with feeling!”
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-03-22 17:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post“And this is the part where I lose my job for sexual harassment!”
Stop! In the name of the horny!
And love! Stop for that too!
“Don’t worry, honey. I only sexually harass you!”
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-03-22 17:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
So, something very exciting might be around the corner.
If we reach 5000 patrons, ALL PATRONS (new & existing) will receive a digital calendar complete with TeacupAudio art! Each month will feature a specific Teacup character for your viewing and download pleasure.
The amazing art will, of course, be provided by the amazing Imakureitto.
Please check her out on Twitter:
The image reads:
"We also need to tell girls and women that the most important thing is that you're happy. Your purpose isn't to be beautiful or pleasing or complimentary to anyone else's life. You were born for you, no one else."
2021-03-21 15:22:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"We need to tell boys and men that it's okay to cry over the little things too. Cry about failing a driving test, cry about feeling embarrassed, cry about your friend letting you down. There's nothing manly about making yourself unwell. If you need to cry, you can."
2021-03-21 15:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostSo, there’s something peculiar about me that I feel we ought to establish. I love to connect with people, but at a distance.
I love offering snippets of thought, feeling, excitement, passion, and whatever else a true degenerate can feel, and then setting them free into the Wild West that is the internet. I love being able to do this whilst I’ve just gotten out of the shower, whilst my boob falls out from the towel, whilst my dog is licking leftover shaving cream from my legs. I love...
2021-03-20 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI've been writing for a long time.
I'm not great, but I do love it, and I think it might be a fun thing to do.
I'd essentially talk about life, love, daily struggles, and offer a few wholesome and degenerate suggestions a long the way. Ultimately, I'm hoping it'd be a gentle, relatable blog that might make everyone feel a little more seen and a little less judged.
If anybody is interested that'd be amazing. And if not, no problem at all.
Please let ...
2021-03-18 19:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post