"Baby, look at me. No, really look at me. I'm all... jiggly! Stop it! It's not funny!"
...
She tugs at her dress, hugs her arms, and slumps defeated on the bedroom floor.
Her hair falls over her face and she mumbles like a child:
"I've put on so much weight."
...
Happy Monday, Teacups!
Please enjoy this week's belated <...
2019-09-02 18:07:16 +0000 UTC
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"Baby, look at me. No, really look at me. I'm all... jiggly! Stop it! It's not funny!"
...
She tugs at her dress, hugs her arms, and slumps defeated on the bedroom floor.
Her hair falls over her face and she mumbles like a child:
"I've put on so much weight."
...
Happy Sunday, Teacups!
Please enjoy this week's belated <...
2019-09-01 10:27:12 +0000 UTC
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2019-08-29 22:24:23 +0000 UTC
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"If you help me in this, I will give you... everything."
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It's your first hit.
The boss has entrusted you with this.
You can't mess this up!
You've come from nothing, you are nothing - this is only way to rise.
You enter the target's location; a fireplace crackles, and a tall arm chair faces the hearth.
This is you chance.
You cock yo...
2019-08-26 21:14:14 +0000 UTC
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"If you help me in this, I will give you... everything."
...
It's your first hit.
The boss has entrusted you with this.
You can't mess this up!
You've come from nothing, you are nothing - this is only way to rise.
You enter the target's location; a fireplace crackles, and a tall arm chair faces the hearth.
This is you chance.
You cock yo...
2019-08-26 18:19:14 +0000 UTC
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"I'm not staying away from you just to spare myself one night of memories."
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This is it.
The eve before it all.
The silence before the thunder clap.
You're the Commander and tomorrow you'll be leading your team into hell. You've gotta prepare.
You've asked her to do the right thing, the sensible thing, to stay away and spare you both.
But, as ...
2019-08-20 21:12:48 +0000 UTC
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"I'm not staying away from you just to spare myself one night of memories."
...
This is it.
The eve before it all.
The silence before the thunder clap.
You're the Commander and tomorrow you'll be leading your team into hell. You've gotta prepare.
You've asked her to do the right thing, the sensible thing, to stay away and spare you both.
But, as ...
2019-08-20 16:34:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups,
There will be slight change to the schedule this week as I'm going down to London tomorrow for quite a big project. I won't be able to do any work as Teacup and so this week's Fabulous Friday audio will have to be missed.
FRET NOT as I'll be uploading another audio tomorrow. I didn't want to leave you guys with nothing so I worked the weekend to ensure you got some fine-ass content.
Thank you so much for your understanding and support.
Be...
2019-08-19 18:48:16 +0000 UTC
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"You have been remiss in your duties. Well, you haven't kissed me yet."
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It is over.
Finally, the war is won and the Queen is in place.
She lead the charge, she fought the menace, and now she toasts her proud and loyal subjects.
All is as it should be.
Tomorrow the new world will take its first step, but tonight, tonight is for celebration, for joy and most importantly for life.
"I don't know what's more surprising... us winning or me in a dr...
2019-08-19 17:44:18 +0000 UTC
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"You have been remiss in your duties. Well, you haven't kissed me yet."
...
It is over.
Finally, the war is won and the Queen is in place.
She lead the charge, she fought the menace, and now she toasts her proud and loyal subjects.
All is as it should be.
Tomorrow the new world will take its first step, but tonight, tonight is for celebration, for joy and most import...
2019-08-19 15:30:09 +0000 UTC
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"...I really thought you were my friend.... right at the end, right before you slept with her."
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Hurt, anger and want.
A fucked-up, toxic cocktail.
The thunder swells and the words scratch, but more than that, more than anything, the plates smash as you lift her onto the table.
"Look at me. This doesn't change anything."
Let the storm rage on.
......
2019-08-15 22:44:10 +0000 UTC
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2019-08-12 21:53:19 +0000 UTC
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"Not that I don’t appreciate the strong and silent type, but I do kinda need to know what’s going on with you."
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You don't know how it got like this.
You've never been this exhausted in your life.
You've been working so hard, giving it your all, going above and beyond, pushing and pushing... for everyone but yourself.
So one night she finds you; the rain thundering down, the lights not even on, and the...
2019-08-12 17:04:48 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
The choices this week are fierce. I'm genuinely excited to see which one will come out on top!
Down below is what the Super Cups and Tea's Finest are voting for this week in the Frisky Friday poll.
The choices this week are:
1. Boiling Point [Ex Friends] [Drama] [Intense Sexual Frustration] [I Will Never Forgive You] [Fucking On the Kitchen Counter]
2. Get <...
2019-08-12 13:31:43 +0000 UTC
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"Not that I don’t appreciate the strong and silent type, but I do kinda need to know what’s going on with you."
...
You don't know how it got like this.
You've never been this exhausted in your life.
You've been working so hard, giving it your all, going above and beyond, pushing and pushing... for everyone but yourself.
So one night she finds you; the rain thundering ...
2019-08-12 12:53:21 +0000 UTC
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2019-08-11 23:23:28 +0000 UTC
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2019-08-10 21:20:04 +0000 UTC
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"You set up a picnic… for me? I still don’t understand. Why would you do that?"
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Two creatures with nothing in common.
One of light and laughter, the other born from the dark.
And the only thing bringing them together is the undeniable pull they feel inside.
"I’m sorry if I made you feel unwanted. I suppose I just wasn’t ready to let you be near me."
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2019-08-08 20:45:18 +0000 UTC
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"You set up a picnic… for me? I still don’t understand. Why would you do that?"
...
Two creatures with nothing in common.
One of light and laughter, the other born from the dark.
And the only thing bringing them together is the undeniable pull they feel inside.
"I’m sorry if I made you feel unwanted. I suppose I just wasn’t ready to let you be near me."
...
2019-08-08 19:25:27 +0000 UTC
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2019-08-08 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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"You’ll do anything?"
*She laughs.*
"Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?"
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Well, this really is rock bottom.
Begging on your knees to a sadistic Super Villain.
Maybe you really are minion material.
"Why would a trembling thing like you want to be a minion?"
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SURPRISE! I'm in London till next Monday for work and I just couldn't let you down, Teacups. So, here is your very, very, very early Fabulous Friday!
Please enjoy....
2019-08-07 21:20:13 +0000 UTC
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"You’ll do anything?"
*She laughs.*
"Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?"
...
Well, this really is rock bottom.
Begging on your knees to a sadistic Super Villain.
Maybe you really are minion material.
"Why would a trembling thing like you want to be a minion?"
...
SURPRISE! I'm in London till next Monday for work...
2019-08-07 21:00:39 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
And the winner is:
My Idiot Minion [Super Villain x Minion] [First Meeting] [Confident Woman x Shy Minion] [Power Dynamic] [Odd Couple]
Thank you to everyone who voted, and a huge congratulations to those who got their first choice.
Please get hyped for a Fabulous Audio!
Best wishes,
Teacup
P.S.
There's a little surprise coming with this audi...
2019-08-07 12:09:07 +0000 UTC
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I’ve cried so much today, and most of it was due to the overwhelming pride I feel for my brother.
He is on his way.
For the first time in a long time, I’m truly hopeful for his recovery.
Never give up, guys. Never.
Love,
Tea x
2019-08-05 22:56:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
I'm sorry for not being online today. I've been doing some voiceover work for a company and then I've spent the rest of the day driving up to see my brother and then taking him to his first counselling session.
It's been a long day, but now it's time to discuss what's gonna be this week's FABULOUS FRIDAY AUDIO (SFW).
So, what concepts shall we explore?
Please comment down below and I'll consider all ideas for the poll tomo...
2019-08-05 22:42:48 +0000 UTC
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"I don’t often say this, but let me turn over."
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You never thought this would happen.
You brought it up mostly as a joke.
But you're never one to say no to a curious lady.
Especially such a giddy one:
"It’s okay, more than okay. I know I don’t know much about... this sort of thing, but I’m not made out of glass."
2019-08-01 21:08:40 +0000 UTC
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