“I’m sorry if my friends were bothering you. They are very drunk and um... they’re very drunk.”
…
You don’t know why you came out tonight.
It’s loud, it’s hot, it’s awful, and you are so painfully sober.
It’s the annual get-together and your friends needed a driver.
You’re in a bar, barely paying attention to the conversation when a gaggle of women approach.
They push an...
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Hello Teacups,
I’m FINALLY going to be moving house next Tuesday and as such things are gonna be quite busy. So, I’d like to make a head start on script writing for next week.
What would you like to hear next week? Adventure, scandal, drama? You name it, I’ll write it.
I’ll hold a poll tomorrow with the top suggestions made below. Thank you for your participation and help.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-04-11 15:38:57 +0000 UTC
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"I never imagined it would be a man like you. But there we are. All’s fair, all’s strange."
...
So, it's finally happened.
You, The Lone One, have been hit. No, not hit - scorched. The bastard used explosives on you, and now for the first time in years, you’re forced to remember that unmistakable sting.
Pain.
How long has it been?
Your skin burns under your armour, your organs cle...
2019-04-10 22:03:31 +0000 UTC
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"Some girls like a six-pack while others prefer a keg."
...
You both climb into bed and snuggle down for the night.
She rests her head on your chest and you fold your arms around her waist.
She's tiny and perfect and it almost breaks your heart.
You look down at yourself and wonder what the hell she see's in you.
But don't worry, she's about to tell you, daddy bear.
...
2019-04-10 21:39:18 +0000 UTC
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We have a winner!
Congratulations to all those who voted for 'The Obstacle' because it will be the audio coming out this Friday.
Thank you to everyone for voting.
Can't wait for you to hear it.
Best wishes,
Teacup
P.S. I have a little surprise coming out for you this evening. Can't wait to share it with you x
2019-04-10 12:22:02 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to everyone for coming up with such fun ideas!
As usual:
24 hours to vote. Audio out Friday.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-04-09 11:04:50 +0000 UTC
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"I'm not going anywhere. You're not alone."
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You've had the worst news.
You're in shock, you're exhausted and there's only one place you can go.
She opens the door, makes you sit and pours something stiff.
And then... you collapse. But it's okay, she's got you.
...
Once again the marvellous Stonebridge was kind enough to suggest I share their Tea's Finest Audio. All thanks go to them.
Please enjoy.
All the best,
Teacup...
2019-04-09 10:37:29 +0000 UTC
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So, what shall we have for our Friday audio?
Romance, fantasy, drama, all three and more? I'm all ears. Leave a comment and we'll have a poll tomorrow to decide.
Best wishes,
Teacup
...
🌶P.S. I could be moving this week. And that could very well mean that Frisky Friday's could be back as soon as Friday the 19th of April. Fingers crossed, Teacups2019-04-08 22:11:21 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, Teacups!
So here's the announcement: I'm starting a brand new series called Odyssey. As you can imagine, the series is a Sci-Fi adventure exploring the relationships between Commander T and her crew as they set off to find a new home. I know how keen many of you have been for a sci-fi story and I'm more than happy to provide you with one.
But here's my question - in each instalment would you like to the be the same listener or role-play as different characters each t...
2019-04-08 15:30:26 +0000 UTC
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What's your unpopular opinion?
2019-04-07 15:17:53 +0000 UTC
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“I’m sorry if my friends were bothering you. They are very drunk and um... they’re very drunk.”
…
You don’t know why you came out tonight.
It’s loud, it’s hot, it’s awful, and you are so painfully sober.
It’s the annual get-together and your friends needed a driver.
You’re in a bar, barely paying attention to the conversation when a gaggle of women approach.
They push and shove and giggle beside each other.
All except o...
2019-04-05 09:58:28 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups!
Don't forget 'Not Our Night' will be out tomorrow exclusively on Patreon.
Please get excited and see you then.
Love,
Teacup x
2019-04-04 21:52:12 +0000 UTC
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"Would you.... tell me about her? If she's part of the reason you are who you are, then we - I - owe her a lot. What was she like?"
...
Your best female friend comes to check on you while you're sick.
She pokes and prods you, even gives you a gentle massage, but you can tell... Somethings bothering her.
She wants to ask you something.
Could it be?
Has she figured it out?
That today mark...
2019-04-04 21:32:37 +0000 UTC
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"I never imagined it would be a man like you. But there we are. All’s fair, all’s strange."
...
So, it's finally happened.
You, The Lone One, have been hit. No, not hit - scorched. The bastard used explosives on you, and now for the first time in years, you’re forced to remember that unmistakable sting.
Pain. How long has it been?
Your skin burns under your armour, your organs clench and hiss. This is bad.
You curse it all. Your wounds, your careless...
2019-04-03 22:48:30 +0000 UTC
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You can do it.
2019-04-03 00:47:22 +0000 UTC
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We have a winner!
Congratulations to all those who voted for 'Not Our Night' because it will be the audio coming out this Friday.
Thank you to everyone for voting.
Can't wait for you to hear it.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-04-02 18:48:36 +0000 UTC
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This is just a sincere reminder that we all have bad days.
It’s gonna be okay, guys 😊
2019-04-02 18:21:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
So, I'm back. Let's get you some content!
I thought we should recycle some old ideas to give people a chance to have their ideas up for grabs again.
As usual:
24 hours to vote. Audio out Friday.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-04-01 18:42:29 +0000 UTC
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"Thank you. I'm not sure I would have saved you if the roles had been reversed. I'm glad you're stupider than I am."
...
Even for a human... this one is odd.
She's severely injured, alone, and stranded on a foreign planet, and yet her life energy is beaming.
What an odd creature, indeed.
But look who's talking? You're the one that just saved an alien.
Maybe you're more of a rebel than you'd like to believe.
...
It's here! Please enjo...
2019-04-01 13:43:43 +0000 UTC
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2019-03-30 21:34:07 +0000 UTC
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"It’s not hard to be a cynic, baby. In fact, it’s pretty average. But loving something, being a part of a small, weird, wonderful community - that’s something special.”
…
TO THE ROMANTIC ASMR/VO/ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY:
So, as some of you may know, NightHavenASMR, CardlinAudio and yours truly were all featured on FBE’s Adults React to Romantic ASMR. And as you can imagine, some of the reactors were not entirely sure what to ma...
2019-03-29 23:05:06 +0000 UTC
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Romantic ASMR? EW! GROSS! 🤣
Please enjoy my claim to fame. I can now officially retire for good!
2019-03-28 22:04:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
As I mentioned a few days ago, I'd really love to use this little break productively. As such I've been brainstorming some new ideas that we could try out here on our Patreon page.
This poll is just so I can easily identify how much interest there is (if any) for each listed idea. Nothing is going to immediately change. I just firmly believe that in order to better your experience as patrons, we need to keep fresh and try new things.
With that being said...
2019-03-28 14:17:51 +0000 UTC
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"I’m serious. Save your worry and your kindness for someone who actually deserves you."
...
So here they are - the four horsemen of the apocalypse: wine, pain, self-loathing, your best friend in the whole world.
They apparently called an emergency meeting of the council. The meeting site? Your place, of course.
They were concerned due to the following:
Your ex girlfriend cheated on you, you told her it was over, and yet still she has the gall to act...
2019-03-26 13:13:49 +0000 UTC
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