Please join us this Friday for the Patreon exclusive audio:
The Stakeout <3
Prepare for sass, ass and a surprising amount of class.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-01-29 21:11:51 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive Content - this Friday!
Please let me know which audio you'd like to hear.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-01-28 22:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh. My. God! Fine, you can rub sunscreen on me, you perv."
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A day at the beach with your girl. Sun, sea and sandcastles - what could be better?
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The lovely script was provided by the lovely Zinnia.
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Shout out to some of the amazing artists who have generously contributed fan art to this channel:
NESPIT
Cammie3267
arcadechan
cuteanuki-chan
KG<...
2019-01-28 21:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post
"Burden? What burden? You are you. Depressed, happy, angry, ecstatic, dying - you are you, and I love you.”
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It’s another not-so-great day.
It's with you again, in the dark. Just you and the horrible, leeching It.
But then there’s a tentative knock on your door, and in pops her warm, little face.
She brings you something to eat, even though she knows you’ll turn it down.
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“Disney World?! Oh my god! You must really love me!”
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She's been working so hard.
Exhausted when she gets up, exhausted when she gets home.
But today's her day off, and it's time to treat her right.
Equipped with a blindfold, car and her unnerving trust in you - you're gonna treat your girl to a day of geeking out Disney style!
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Shout out to some of the amazin...
2019-01-22 21:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post
"You ready to say sorry? 'Cause I am. Oh, come here, shy boy."
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Well, naively you thought you'd never be here.
But it's happened - your first fight.
Her emotional and outright - You closed off and quiet.
What a mess.
She sits, you stand. Silence.
But slowly, ever-so-awkwardly-slowly you start to see how ridiculous you both are.
You love each oth...
2019-01-21 21:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post
"Whatever that nightmare was, that’s all it was, okay? A nightmare.
It’s not real. But I am. And I am telling you, you are safe, you are loved and everything is okay."
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You feel yourself restless, asleep but not at peace, unawake and wild with fear.
You toss and thrash, fighting the terrible thoughts. But then suddenly, you feel a warm hand on your cheek.
Her hand.
And you feel ...
2019-01-18 12:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey! Whatever happens in here, promise me you’ll take a picture of me with that Naruto Cosplayer?"
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Your first Comic-Con! You have your badge, Meet-&-Greet times memorised, and the money you’ve saved for what feels like forever!
But, there’s somethings still stopping you. You’re excited but you still feel out of place, overwhelmed, and as shy as ever.
As you hide around the corner next to the entrance trying t...
2019-01-17 20:55:35 +0000 UTC View Post
"I’ve had a crush on you since the day we started working together. Oh, god. Now I’m turning red."
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You go to the local watering hole one night after work. You've never been before, but a couple of people in the office recommended it and you feel like trying something new.
And by some wondrous, magical coincidence, she's there too. The co-worker, the crush.
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List of things I do not own:
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2019-01-15 18:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
In 12 weeks time I will be recording in my very own STUDIO!
All thanks goes to everyone who has listened, liked, commented, pledged and all over supported me.
However, I feel the biggest thank you just has to go to my patrons. You have made every dream a reality. I started by recording audios on my phone, and now we are building a STUDIO (a modest studio, of course, but OUR studio).
I can never thank you enough. All I can do is work hard a...
2019-01-14 20:40:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"Whatever you do I’ll support you. But you need to know, you deserve better."
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It's Friday. Another long week done. You get home with your lady and immediately flop down on the couch. You're exhausted, a little deflated and in need of tender loving care. Luckily, with her around, you suspect that won't be problem for too long.
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Have a great weekend, Teacups!
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List of thi...
2019-01-11 23:21:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, what you’re saying is that I should just let you love me? Well, thank god you have bad taste!”
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She’s British, she’s a badass, and her bark is worse than her bite. Despite her bluster she’s your girl. Your tough, stubborn, wonderful girl.
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List of things I do not own:
Soft Crackling Fireplace HD:
"You’re my person. The one who makes you laugh, the one who keeps you going, the one who texts you at 3am cause they had a crazy dream. The one who looks super cute with their hair messy."
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The Holidays are officially over. You're free from awkward conversations, underserved scrutiny, and general familial shenanigans. All you want is a little peace and quiet. But apparently your best friend has other plans. Here she is, showing up uninvited with pie and ...
2019-01-08 00:55:36 +0000 UTC View PostHello Teacups,
Now that Christmas and New Years are winding down, we need to discuss new concepts.
So, what shall we explore next?
Here are my finished concepts, all scripts ready to be recorded.
Let me know which you'd like to hear first!
Love,
Teacup
2019-01-02 22:57:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"Well, looks like I got my Christmas wish. Um, I’m going to kiss you now."
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The clumsy, cutesy, clueless Miss Santa is back, and it looks like she's here for more than a present.
Put on the kettle, hand her cup and get ready for some babbling.
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List of things I do not own:
Soft Crackling Fireplace HD:
2019 is here, Teacups!
And with it I bring exciting news:
Frisky Friday’s will be returning! Now, I do not have an exact date, but know that it is within sight. And as such, I think it’s about time we discussed concepts.
I have a list for your perusing pleasure. Please let me know your thoughts, and of course add your own suggestions in the comments:
1. The Queen and the Protector (2) [Become Mine] [I Choose You]
2. Beauty and the Beast [I Love You...
2019-01-01 19:24:53 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh my god, it’s not a joke. I like you. I like you. I really, really, really like you. Now, is there any chance you wanna kiss me at midnight?"
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The New Year's Eve Office Party - What a joy! Drunken arguing, passive aggressive comments, and colleagues that just can't seem to catch a break. Same as every year. Or at least it would be, if she wasn't here smiling at you.
As the dreaded countdown to the New Year starts, you wonde...
2018-12-31 18:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
