"Greedy, aren't you? Don't worry - so am I."
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The date of all dates: wine, mischief and Miss Satan herself - perfect.
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2018-11-27 18:45:13 +0000 UTC
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"I do warn you, though. Iβm not so easy to seduce. Ha! Iβm joking, darling. Everyone knows Iβm a terrible slut."
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Seems you and Miss Satan have a few things in common. Now, what do you say to an evening of cake, wine and a little bit of wickedness?
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List of things I do not own:
Sound Effect - Car Door Open And Close:
2018-11-26 20:31:45 +0000 UTC
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Get ready for the finale of the 'Meeting Miss Satan' Series! Heading your way tomorrow! Prepare thy mortal souls, Teacups. It's gonna be delicious
2018-11-25 20:43:15 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-25 17:33:01 +0000 UTC
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"I fancy bright one, donβt I? Oh, bollocks."
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Miss Satan comes to a shocking realization! She's got a thing for her little bright one. Well, there's only one thing to do - go and tell them. But first, maybe she ought to finish retching.
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Meeting Miss Satan III will come to it's conclusion next week. Consider this part II.5. Get hyped, Teacups!
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List of things I do not own:
<...
2018-11-23 14:43:14 +0000 UTC
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"I donβt know how you kept it together. Well, actually I do - youβre a champion. Even on the suckiest of days.β
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After a long, stressful day you come home to find your girl. Sheβs warm, and welcoming, and ready to chase your bad day far away - with a little help from Cheetos and scented candles, of course.
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List of things I do not own:
Soft Crackling Fireplace HD:
2018-11-21 21:58:09 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-19 20:07:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
It's #ThankYouPatrons Day. A super-secret, super-sensational day planned by Patreon. Today is a day to celebrate you absolute beauties who put your faith and pledge in us creators.
As I have said countless times, you guys have changed my life in so many positive ways - you've provided me with my dream job, given me confidence, security and endless support - for that I couldn't be more grateful.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Also... guess who's back? Ba...
2018-11-19 14:22:31 +0000 UTC
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So, Iβm gonna be doing something a little different, and you get to laugh at how terrible I am at gaming.
Have a great weekend, Teacups
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2018-11-16 20:26:12 +0000 UTC
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"The reason I wanted to tell you is because even though I love my job, and I love being Teacup...
With youβ¦ I just wanna be me.β
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Soβ¦ you might be dating a Voice Actor / Roleplayerβ¦.
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Please enjoy our reaching 1000+ patrons reward, Teacups! You thoroughly deserve it, I'm thoroughly exhausted, it's Friday - let's relax, eat good food, and listen to great content.
All my best, always,
Tea x
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2018-11-16 16:29:37 +0000 UTC
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Don't forget, Teacups!
Your hour-long Patreon reward is out tomorrow! 'You & Me' is a 60 minute tribute to celebrate reaching and sustaining 1000+ patrons! Available to all patrons - every pledge - all included!
The full audio will be uploaded here on Patreon, and a 30 minute video preview will be available on YouTube.
I absolutely cannot wait to share this labour of love with you all, Teacups.
Get ready for 'You & Me'
Lov...
2018-11-15 18:23:54 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-13 23:13:53 +0000 UTC
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OOOOOOOOOOH! WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WOOOAAAAHOOOOO!
Expect the audio on Friday Teacups!
Can't wait for you to hear it.
Love,
Tea x
2018-11-12 12:12:21 +0000 UTC
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Itβs coming.
Itβs coming.
Itβs coming.
2018-11-11 17:40:11 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-10 23:12:21 +0000 UTC
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You earned it, Teacups.
Next week there will be a whole one hour audio in your honour.
So far, I know it's gonna be romantic, indulgent and oh-so lovely. However, if you have any concept ideas, or just something small you'd like to suggest, please don't be afraid to comment down below.
Can't wait,
Tea x
2018-11-09 17:50:03 +0000 UTC
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I am absolutely blown away! They look beautiful, they feel great and they hold tea - what more could we want?! πππ
I can, in all good faith, say that I cannot wait to send these out to you, Teacups.
As you can see, Iβve been a responsible Teacup and tested one for you (Donβt worry, I got one for myself. No one will be getting a used mug. No hygiene regulations have been broken π€£).
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Also, I did invest in more mugs than I needed and Iβ...
2018-11-09 15:37:26 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to everyone who shared their thoughts. They were invaluable.
I listened to what you said, and I have made my choice. I stuck with the black, bold logo as it is the standard logo used in my videos and on my Patreon. It is simple, classic, ultimately it is TeacupAudio.
The order has been sent out for the mugs today, and they will be with me shortly. I cannot wait for them to get here and for me to be able to show you what you unknown lucky winners will be getting your hands on!
2018-11-07 22:50:29 +0000 UTC
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Teacups,
Please feast your eyes on these beauties, and please let me know your thoughts. Do you like them? Do you have a preference of either design, should I just offer one or both designs in the giveaway?
Your thoughts are so valuable.
Also, you're crazy if you think I'm not getting one of these bad boys for myself. Yes, I'm that ridiculous, but I really do think they look great - simple, sleek and it says TeacupAudio. This feels very strange, but very excit...
2018-11-07 12:06:21 +0000 UTC
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I feel incredibly honoured, flattered and lucky to read such words. Thank you so much for being so thoughtful and kind! Iβm honestly so fortunate to have such sincere, good people as listeners. Thank you for all you do as individuals and as a community.
From polls, comments, likes, suggestions, recommendations, you are always so ready to take part and help!
Thank you for all you do, Teacups. You are all wonderful.
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Massive, massive thank you to Mi...
2018-11-06 19:18:27 +0000 UTC
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"Darling, you are as lovely as a four cheese pizza. Exactly - that lovely."
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You are young, you are in love, you have pizza.
Relax and enjoy it.
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Thank you for your patience and understanding about the recent delay in audios, Teacups. Family matters, as usual, but things should be retuning to normal. Anyway, please enjoy this little slice.
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List of things I do no...
2018-11-06 16:23:22 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the short hiatus, Teacups. It has been a bit of a rollercoaster the last week. One of my family members has been having a really, really hard time. But they are pulling through, getting the help they need and working towards taking better care of themselves.
I wonβt go into too many childhood trauma details, but I just have to say that I am so fiercely proud of all my siblings and my mother. We may not have had the easiest start, but we are strong, we are kind, we are fa...
2018-11-05 19:48:28 +0000 UTC
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So, this week has just really sucked. But that's okay. I accept defeat, what's done is done, but I'll meet you for a rematch next week, universe. If life is teaching me anything it is to lose with dignity and always try, try again
2018-11-03 16:38:19 +0000 UTC
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2018-11-02 13:53:48 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
Well, there's been a few changes in my life recently, and as you can imagine, they have naturally spilled over into TeacupAudio territory.
So, firstly I'm in the middle of moving into my first real house (which is both amazing and terrifying and wonderful and only slightly stressful). This means that right now is a little strange as it's all about packing up stuff whilst still needing said stuff out to get on with daily life (we've all been there). All this whil...
2018-11-01 11:19:46 +0000 UTC
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Get ready for the Frisky Sequel this Friday, Teacups!
Until then have a fabulous Hallow's Eve!
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"Awwww, baby. You look so worried. Whatβs wrong? Scared or something?"
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Based on my own ridiculousness. Please enjoy Daddy T.
Happy Spooktober, Teacups! Please eat candy, watch scary movies (if you don't hate them) and just enjoy the simple happiness of being silly.
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2018-10-31 14:51:27 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, TEACUPS!
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"We can make this work. And if not, then at least we wonβt be bored.
Also, who else can brag they have a ghost girlfriend?"
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List of things I do not own:
Soft Crackling Fireplace HD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiphs48i2ew&t=119s
[Cartoon Sound FX] Gh...
2018-10-31 14:38:00 +0000 UTC
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Morning Teacups,
Get excited because there's a new audio coming out tomorrow. Ghost Girlfriend will be ridiculous, embarrassing and strangely sweet.
Let Spooktober continue!
Love,
Tea x
2018-10-30 09:25:26 +0000 UTC
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2018-10-29 21:48:41 +0000 UTC
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"A game? Mmmmm, why do I get the feeling this game is not for all ages?"
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List of things I do not own:
Soft Crackling Fireplace HD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiphs48i2ew&t=119s
Belt Sound Effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40R1IJg08E4
2018-10-29 21:27:38 +0000 UTC
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