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The Artistic Split: A tale of two force-fems pt. 2

Hello! We're back. And now that we're back, I have some more horrible art. What is it about this theme that has made me draw several images for it now? I guess we'll never know. But bright colors are fun as hell to draw!

Here's a (temporarily) Patreon exclusive of the Luke/Karkat duality. Of course, I did a Karkat version so I could feel better about spreading it all around because, idk man, that's my oc. I don't want the story cheapened by this whole mess and for people to get the wron...

Early Access Exclusive - Yoshiko Glory Hole

Encounter!! Here's my rp character of mine that I drew some mild lewd of after a funny exchange in a game. It feels weird to draw actual nsfw of her, so instead here is just a generally nsfw image. But of course y'all know me so I also drew a cum version. Radioactive monster cum

Yoshiko doesn't actually know what glory holes are

Welcome to the Town

There's a lot to be said for alternate universes and the general OC-verse, and a lot of it cannot be said by me because I rarely if ever partake in AUs. This time, however, I decided to have a bit of fun and draw some non-Homestuck OC porn. Granted, they did originate as Homestuck OCs, but they're no longer grey!

So here we are with Luke, Luicha, and Franke.... making a Luke sandwich. Did I mention there's magic in this universe? Surprise!

The Artistic Split: A tale of two force-fems

Hello everybody! Here's one of the biggest updates yet- including an entirely different version of the picture that won't be posted anywhere else...

So this is a story about this wild piece that began as a completely self-indulgent doodle and spiraled (pun unintended) into a whole ass work. Not gonna lie fam, hypno is fun as hell to draw. I love it! Spirals are cool and colors are even cooler, so like, why not both? I was very, very nervous to post it though- because hypno can lean into...

Poking in

Howdy fellas how do y'all feel about feminization

...Cause I've got some art

Nataya - Snapping Nudes

LOOKOUT I'M DRAWING AGAIN

Drawing fantrolls, too...

Here's some Nataya. Started out as a big perspective exercise, but now it's just eye candy. Patrons, enjoy! The non-emoji version is temporarily a Patreon exclusive

HLWK: Corrupted Files Part 2: A troll like Gylynn Grayly

Luke's next sequence takes him to the front entrance of the big top tent of the Riddle Box Carnival- enthusiastically guarded by Gylynn Grayly, who is very much a gameshow host clown. Gylynn has their own set of powers, and this is where the real ICP influence actually shows and where I wanted to really start delving into some of my unfortunately extensive headcanons for juggalore. I wanted to make a whole carnival full of believeable juggalos for the world that would align with the Insane Cl...

HLWK: Corrupted Files Opening Scene

Welcome to the Riddle Box Carnival! 

When I originally started doing this random offshoot of a comic, I really didn't know what I was actually trying to do other than draw maybe a 20-panel porn comic. I had a slew of images all set up and I just needed to execute the concept well enough to justify them... but I also really love lore, and especially carnival lore, so I wasn't satisfied with just nsfw...

Lady Dimitrescu - Gokkun WIP

So I went through a bunch of different design ideas and takes for this pic, but I could never quite get it to the point where I was really satisfied with any of them- including one version with Ethan "hanging out" in the bg

It was my first real try at drawing Lady D and if I'm really honest I also wanted to try having a go at drawing as realistic cum as possible since, well, I'm just kinda gross like that. I'm kinda going into this one expecting everyone to hate this one LMAO

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HOPE YOU LIKE CONTENT CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO HIT YOU WITH IT

Jaderose to the nose

A quick Jaderose doodle since. Yeah they gave her a dog dick so why not? This was a fun perspective exercise but also I love any kinda practice where you get to draw stuff that might not traditionally be attractive. Drawing upside down is also its own unique challenge and I'm always afraid that it looks bad when reversed

Anyway!! Please enjoy this content! More to come very soon

YO

Hey gang! Apologies for the delay in posts- I've been wicked busy with work and haven't had much energy to do anything else... I am expecting this to change soon, though!

Thank you for your understanding!

Blood!

Lady Dimitrescu lives rent free in my head, so here is a speed draw of her cause I got very anxious and drawing helps calm me down. Also, these are some nice colors! It isn't very explicit, but it's still nice

Legend of Zelda - "Hero" of Time pt. 2

Okay, so I can't stop myself sometimes. Sometimes you just see the perfect ref and have to make good on it- and in this case it was a twink's fat ass getting wrecked, so I thought: yeah, that works. That's perfect.

A bit awkward to draw balls from this angle, though. I felt I had to make Ganon's rather large in comparison, but they kept blocking the actual action shot- so I just had them hang down to the side. As for Link's, idk something about the small bag cover is funny so...

Legend of Zelda - "Hero" of Time

Idk. What can I say? I'm always up for Gerudo Link. I'm always up for Link, in general. There's just something about it

Also ganon too because like, duh. So, I wanted to break away from tradition and homesmut to do something that aligns with my interests. I think it was a fun exercise! And who doesn't love a good 'game over'? It's one of my favorite tropes in nsfw stuff, so we'll be seeing more of those.

Lab Quickie

This was like a speedpaint I did a while back to practice drawing quickly. You can tell because it's just slightly messier than usual LOL

The cum in this pic looks very viscous, which is good! But maybe it's a bit too thick. I was still getting the hang of how I actually wanted to draw it. I like the effects on Franke's gloves, though.

Legend of Zelda wip

WIP image for another Legend of Zelda pic that I'm fixing to do. Idk I just think big top small bottom is neat. Especially when Link is getting railed

Questionable Ethics: Post-debate

More kismesitude action- this time with Franke as the recipient. This was a pretty quick draw as I just wanted to sketch something out for speed. Franke has just a bit too much ass, but who cares? That makes it fun

My journey to get better at drawing cum is also progressing well I think (I hope)

Also, isn't torn clothing great?

Even Luke Tops

A brief comic that I banged out when I was figuring out how to work with Clip Studio! I've come a long way in those few weeks but it's still fun to see Luke and humanstuck Franke

This is also where I had fun playing with models as refs, and eventually pulled a pro-gamer laziness move where I just filtered the models and overlayed color onto them to use for shading. Once you see it, you probably can't unsee it

HLWK: Corrupted Files

That was the majority of my catalog posted! Perhaps it's time to get into the HLWK: Corrupted Files imagery? Should I release it piece by piece and provide commentary on each image, or release the whole thing as a set?

Memery

Idk why but somebody requested this picture with John and Vriska and I thought 'yeah that sounds funny' and did it

Idk why it feels weird drawing John and not Vriska but maybe that's just how it goes

Homesmut: Jake & Aranea request

A request from the anon crowd for Jake and Aranea! Honestly, I like this ship dynamic- but I also feel like Aranea would definitely top Jake. So, that's what I've gone through with here. This picture really felt fun to draw from back to front, so I'm excited to put it out there!

[S]Collide: A retelling

A request for HIC that spiralled out of control. Turns out she's really fuckign hard to draw!! But I managed it. I thought it would be fun to dip into the story here a bit, but I don't think that I managed to really stick the landing on this one. Either way, it's a blowbang.

I included a couple different version to try and please everybody here, including the original plan for the image that honestly might look better than the end result

WIP - Jake and Aranea

Somebody requested a wip of Jake and Aranea, which is a ship I happen to agree with (for the most part), so I'm taking it on. Here's what I have so far, though I think Jake's expression will definitely change. If you ask me, there's no way that Jake would top Aranea, so here we are!

Jadekat Lives

I always loved Jade's interactions with Karkat. So since every line of dialog between them is a lot of fun I figured I should do something with that

There's just something about ball-sucking that's a lot of fun. In theory, anyway. In real life, like many things, it's not really as fun. You definitely shouldn't push your luck against somebody who has your balls in their mouth, though. Karkat is probably straight-up dead

Daverezi? Nah fam. Surprise Vriska

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Includes the textless images!

Continuing the trend of having more canon art, here's some Terezi showing ass as was requested. It's always weird drawing ass- like full on. I feel like most people probably don't want to see it but I'm subjecting them to it anyway, even if it's supposed to be porn. Hopefully I rendered this well enough that nobody really minds! At any rate, I'm also starting to get wild with these dialogs. I never even roleplayed canon lmao

At the ...

One For the Road

A very nice person requested to see Pre-Scratch Roxy / Mom Lalonde in my style, so I went for it. I also added a bit of a gokkun theme, since I felt like I had to include her signature martini glass. That's right, this is unfortunately a cum blog. 

Even still, I kind of threw this together- so I'm glad it ended up as good as it did! 

Rose Lalonde - Glory hole Expedition Pt. 2

I couldn't resist the opportunity to do more with this pic, so here's the sequel. No alternate version this time tho- just a godtier Rose!

I had WAY too much fun writing the graffiti on the wall in the background, so please feel free to read and enjoy it.

Rose Lalonde - Glory hole Expedition Pt. 1

Here's another fun request I took in my quest to draw more canon characters. It's always fun to draw a dick. I'll usually take every opportunity I can to draw dicks

I also included both her godtier version and her more classic squiddles version since I wasn't sure which the requester wanted. Can you spot the easter egg in the bg? (It's obvious)

Potentially more to come!

Cutoff

I legit cut the heads off of this one because I didn't like how they looked. I'm also charmed at the fact that my old artist self drew Luke with THIS much ass, but I'm not going to fix it. Everyone will just have to deal with it. Franke's not complaining. At this point, he has more ass than her.