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To Become a Troll Ch.4

Mind screaming, I stomp my wooden feets into the myriad of insects below me, successfully impaling an ant on my foot. The sensation of body fluids and still-living flesh around my foot makes my mossy skin crawl and I shake my foot fiercely until the ant flies off and crashes a few paces down.

-2 exp gained-

-Normal skill Stab Lv1 gained-

S-, stab?

I barely have time to understand the skill I just got before another ant rears on me. In a fit of pure fear and wrath, I be...

To Become a Troll Ch.3

With such slow progress, it’s only obvious that the sun would at one point fall below the horizon, allowing the night sky to bathe the forest in such deep darkness that I can no longer see past the closest trees. For that matter, I can’t really tell what anything is at all. Everything has the same dark-green shade. The rocks that I had previously been so assured of now looked less like rocks and more like hunch-backed creatures contending amongst themselves.

The forest doesn’t fee...

To Become a Troll Ch.2

A huge, massive, immense deer that could easily eat me in one chomp. Or, if it so desired, it could probably just crush me instead. It’s hooves eclipse me. Comparatively, its antlers are about the size of trees to me. And its nose is right in front of me. Sniffing my chest, probably wondering if I’m any tasty.

I never considered myself the kind of man capable of being eaten by a deer, but here I stand, facing an enemy that doesn’t even experience conscious thought.

It blinks...

To Become a Troll Ch.1

Trees stretch above me like great beasts, conjoined by the crowns to form a seemingly endless roof of murky green with the sun only peeking out on rare occasions between the waving pines. And for just a second, I can’t help but wonder when was the last time I ever saw a forest before. Or was inside one. Or laid in one on my back.

This is… Not where I was when I closed my eyes. Last I remember, I was sitting in a particularly infuriating meeting.

In that sense, a forest might n...

Concept Art for LD

The lead from the Devil who contracted the excorcist. Y’know, I planned a lot of that story! But then I never wrote it!! Dummy. Idiot. Silly. The Hell arc would’ve been super cool, damn it!!

Art for Eldritch Horror

I actually liked the designs of his evos quite a lot, shame I never got to evo 8 in the story

Troll Concept Art

Planning a troll evo story featuring a troll. Here he is!

Returning to No Applause Ch. 92

School again. As usual, the only thing that made school even slightly interesting to Jay was the presence of Wiedermann and his flame. In all other regards, she would much rather have been at home.

Entering English class, she again found her eyes drawn to the woman sitting in the front next to the whiteboard. Erica was wearing a knee-length yellow dress, decorated with pink and orange flowers. Perfectly normal. Among the other teachers, her only real stand-out feature was that she seeme...

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