I'd like to blame E3 (and that's part of it), but it's also been a crazy busy few weeks just in general. Should be filming within the next few days, with a goal to get out mid next week?? So sorry about that, you guys!
2019-06-12 17:07:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey patreon peeps, just to keep y'all in the loop here, I'm hoping to have the next GooseDrunks out in a couple weeks max (May was a really busy month and I couldn't get as much filmed as I wanted, unfortunately). Anywayyy, hope you guys are doing well, talk to ya later, stay spooky, etc
2019-06-03 15:56:49 +0000 UTC View Postis being edited and will be up this week :)
EDIT: Apparently, by "this week" I meant today. Check it ouuuut
2019-05-20 17:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! I've very stoked to announce that I'm now selling official GooseDrunks shirts at the GooseDrunks ShirtStore! They feature the banner image on my channel (which is also the hero image on my website).
(Also, Patreon peeps, you can get 10% off until May 31 with the discount code SLAPMETEN, just to let you know. This is only for Patreon people so keep my secretz plz)
2019-05-17 16:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S UP. Let me know what you think!!
2019-05-11 17:28:42 +0000 UTC View PostNew video going up as soon as YouTube cooperates. I was EXTREMELY sick when I filmed but hopefully you guys enjoy it regardless. :)
ALSO, TO MY $25+ PATRONS:
I fuckin' whiffed it and forgot to thank you by name in my video, literally The One Thing. I FEEL VERY DUMB. I put you in a special-er section of the credits, and absolutely will nail it next time. (I am really truly sorry though!)
<3
2019-05-10 18:24:47 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! The new GooseDrunks is being edited and will be up this week! (Yay! Meeting arbitrary deadlines that I've set for myself!)
Unfortunately, because I have been having just garbage luck the past few weeks, I managed to develop a really gross cold, which means 1) I look and sound super sick in the video and 2) I could only do the first, like, third of the book.
SO! I'm going to be releasing this one in parts, with the second (and hopefully final) part coming within the next ...
2019-05-08 16:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostGiven the nonsense that just occurred on the "community" page, I will likely be refraining from commenting as much on posts (at least for the foreseeable future). I'm really sorry about this. I really want to be able to communicate directly with you, but when people decide to use my own Patreon to attack me, then it makes me....... not really want to do that so readily, particularly when they are hinging their contributions on my response.
Hoping that, now that I've blocked the Pr...
2019-04-30 20:42:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone-
Thanks so much for your patience with the delays. My back is finally back (HA) so I'm aiming to film the new GooseDrunks this week, with hopes to release it early next week.
Stay spooooooky!
2019-04-30 20:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang! As some of you may know, I injured my back last weekend (pinched nerve, it's been miserable, I'm stuck at home and can't move, etc.). Recovery is slow-going but hopefully I'll be back to 100% soon. In the meantime, unfortunately, that means I've had to delay my next GooseDrunks for a couple reasons: 1) can't sit upright that long, and 2) probably shouldn't drink while I'm taking this many painkillers. Thanks everyone for your understanding--I promise I am more frustrated than you ar...
2019-04-18 18:42:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys like this. I know the film setup is a little odd, but I honestly haven't finished unpacking and am still setting up my filming setup.
Please let me know if your name is wrong/missing/etc!
PS: If you changed your patron tier after the 1st, you'll be getting your new benefits once your first payment is processed. This is exclusively because of how Patreon sets up its patron spreadsheet thing. I'm sorry!!!
2019-04-09 19:03:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, happy Monday, etc. First of all: thanks so much for your patience. I just moved and so stuff has been a little delayed while I unpack and set up my new filming space.
For the next GooseDrunks, y'all voted and it looks like we're doing Say Cheese and Die. I've got a pretty great cocktail to go with it that I can't wait to share with you guys! I'll give you a hint: it's vodka-based.
Additionally, the next video may actually (finally) be my Hereditary video. The script is d...
2019-04-08 20:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt doesn't have much right now but it does have a store where you can buy custom messages (and soon other stuff!).
2019-03-26 21:35:22 +0000 UTC View PostThinking about incorporating personalized messages from GooseDrunks viewers. Read one or two per episode, right at the end, while properly plastered. Happy Birthdays and Congratulations and other such things. (Obviously I'd be curating what ones get read, so nothing grimy, y'all.) Is this something that would maybe be of interest, or is this idea dumb and bad? Thanks everyone!
UPDATE: This is now available on the GooseDrunks store at 2019-03-26 16:46:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for all the maintenance work I've been doing on stuff, just trying to make this an actually good Patreon that people like being a part of! Appreciate your patience TREMENDOUSLY.
There have been some changes to the benefits received at each tier, primarily due to the addition of a $2 tier. The $2 buddies will have access to the future planned bonus content I've been discussing, as well as VOTING PRIVILEGES for the next book. (This used to be a $5 benefit.)
I've got some exciting plans in the pipeline (more bonus content! merch!), and so I want you guys to be kept in the loop about what, specifically, I'm working for to make this all happen. So, the new goals:
-once I've hit $400/month, I'm going to incorporate the new proposed content (video themed cocktail tutorials) as a reward for a new $2 patron tier, and I will buy Sammy a big cat tree to flop all over
-once I've hit $600/month...
2019-03-20 21:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostOnce I hit my new goal, I'm going to add a rewards tier with new rewards content to go with! I discussed this on twitter yesterday, but here's the official announcement: I'm going to start doing interesting themed cocktails for each book, and then will be offering bonus content on Patreon related to that. My hope is to do video tutorial recipes for the drinks. (Failing that I will just post the recipe, but I'd really love to be able to make the video idea work.)
Also sorry ag...
2019-03-19 16:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy this footage of me barely being able to string words together into coherent sentences
2019-03-18 18:39:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Shout-out to Gippy_the_grumpy_peeworm! for suggesting this one! It was a wild ride.
2019-03-16 00:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostGang I can’t even tell you
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2019-03-12 07:18:46 +0000 UTC View PostI know, I'm hitting y'all with a lot of news today. I've added a new goal (likely a ways off, but a gal can dream) as well as a new patron tier.
Now, if you pledge $25+, your name will appear in a "Special Thanks" section of the rolling credits. (I know that's not a lot, but I have a couple people donating this amount and it's literally the least I can do to show my appreciation for this literally unfathomable amount of money, plus I definitely intend to add more rewards once I hi...
2019-03-05 22:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! My next non-GooseDrunks video (which I had hoped to be able to release this week) is coming along slower than I had wanted, SO in the meantime I'm gonna film another GD. Will have a poll up in a little bit for $5+ patrons to determine what our next book is! (If you have any suggestions, feel free to comment here!)
EDIT: I'll be posting the poll around noon PST so if you have any suggestions, be sure to put them in a comment on this post before then!
2019-03-05 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy next vid is going to be standalone and hopefully up within the next couple weeks max, but the one after that will be a good old-fashioned Goosedrunks (complete with patron voting, so get ready--will likely drop that poll this week). Just to keep y'all updated!!!!!
2019-02-26 17:44:38 +0000 UTC View PostIn light of the whole "store-bought guac is celery" thing, here's my from-scratch guac recipe to comfort you in this harsh new reality. The measurements are imprecise because that's guac bayBEE, follow your HEART.
Ingredients
-3 Avocados
-1 shallot
-cilantro
-1 tomato (or 1 can of already diced tomatoes drained of excess liquid, your call)
-1 lime
-Tabasco
-kosher salt
Directions
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An extremely long, extremely silly collection of off-topic nonsense.
2019-02-04 22:12:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all--my collab video with Jenny is mid-uploading right now, but it's literally an hour long so your guess is as good as mine re: when you're actually going to be able to watch it. Blooper reel clocks in at a whopping 11 minutes, and I'll have that up for you guys before EOD.
2019-02-04 19:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Next video is (hopefully, depending on how long it takes to edit) the Goosedrunks I filmed with Jenny this weekend. I've got nearly 2.5 hours of footage to cut down, sooo it may take a minute but you can ALSO expect a whole lot of outtakes. Just to keep y'all in the loop!
2019-01-28 17:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post