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Merry Christmas!!

We hope that you’re having the most magical holiday season ever! Merry Christmas everyone!

Jeremiah, Brittany and Rhys

EARLY RELEASE! Sometimes You Get Sh*t On! Ep. 194

It's true! Come see what we mean. We're taking you on a journey showing you what it's like maintaining a 44' sailing catamaran while living aboard and traveling full-time! The good moments and the crappy ones.

You can watch the Server and Vimeo version by visiting www.lazygeckos.net and clicking on VIDEOS!

YouTube viewers, just click here -  https://youtu.be/2_cQyACPv9M

Love,

Jeremiah and Brittan...

Early Release! Well, It Didn't Blow Up! Ep. 193

Electronics repair, diesel engine maintenance, safety gear...We're taking you through so much good stuff on this episode! Plus we explore what keeps Jeremiah so motivated to keep fixing stuff on our Vimeo and Server version!

Check out the adult version for the daydream fun! You can find the links to both the Server and Vimeo on our webpage at www.lazygeckos.net

For the YouTube version, click here! - https://youtu.be/...

Early Release! Living on a Sailboat...What it's REALLY like!

You won't find pretty sunsets and yummy cocktails in this video. Come see what life is really like when you live on a sailboat! Plus: I answer a viewers question about our lifestyle on the Server and Vimeo versions!

You can find the links to the Server and Vimeo under VIDEOS at: www.lazygeckos.net

If you enjoy the YouTube version, just click the following link: https://youtu.be/ns-8n5UVoEU

Love, 

When good things go badly...

Want to know what happened to our props? Find that and how much it will cost to fix/replace it out now! On the blog!!

www.lazygeckos.net

Happy Thanksgiving!

From our family to yours, we wish you the most wonderful Thanksgiving holiday! We're so grateful for you being here with us! 

Love,

Jeremiah, Brittany and the family!

Early Release! Questions Answered!! PLUS a Behind the Scenes Bikini Photoshoot!

We've received a great list of questions from a couple that are planning to sell it all and go sailing, we sit down and give our opinions! Hopefully this will help you drop the landlubber life and go cruising!

We also take you behind the scenes during a bikini photoshoot!! This is only on the Server/Vimeo versions of this episode so make sure to check it out there! 

You can find all the platforms at www.lazygeckos.net under the VIDEOS tab but you'll need to use the following ...

Life on the hard!

What are we doing to Calypso? Find out now....On the blog!

www.lazygeckos.net

How much did we pay for boat insurance this year?

I'll give you a hint....A crap ton....On the blog NOW!

 www.lazygeckos.net

We're LIVE baby!

Thank you so much for your feedback on the new website! We loved all the messages we got from you as you checked the pages and features out. 

We've put a little more into it in the form of a small shop where stickers, calendars and challenge coins (coming soon) can be purchased. We've also linked it to our domain www.lazygeckos.net so its available to the world! It's already getting tons of traffic!

We're excited to see it grow and we think it really puts all of our LGS platf...

Free Calendar for Patrons

I will be giving away 4 free calendars to the first 4 patrons that message me. I have some calendars left over from 2021 that I won't be able to use, so I thought why not?! All you have to do is pay for shipping! Please message me your details ASAP. Remember these will go to the first 4 Patrons that message and send in their shipping payment. Thank you! 

Brittany

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! You get it FIRST!

Good afternoon Patrons! 

We've been crazy busy lately, one of the tasks we've been working on is just about finished! We've been building a brand new Lazy Gecko Sailing webpage, you get to poke around it FIRST!! 

You're going to see a members area. As a Patron of ours, you get access to this. Just click on it, follow the steps to create your profile and then we'll approve it. Check out the blog, tracking page and the file sharing page as well! These are members only page...

Popping Pills and Stuck Bridges! Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 190

How do you handle getting prescription medications while cruising offshore? Medical emergencies? What about a serious heart related emergency? We'll show you what we do in this episode! We'll push further north, navigate bridges and even get stuck at one! Come along this east coasting adventure! I also answer a viewers 'risky' question and I get a little bikini workout in! 

You can view this on the platform of your choice! Just choose the link below!

Love,

Jeremiah and ...

New Episode! Watch Out for the Bridge!! Ep. 186

You're coming along the ICW with us as we navigate narrow channels and bridges! See what happens when you come up to a bridge with an unknown height while at high tide! We're heading north and you're coming for the ride! 

Pick your favorite platform and enjoy! Links are below!

Love, 

Jeremiah & Brittany

Links: 

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: https://vimeo.c...

Wanna Boat Show and Chill?

Will you be attending the Annapolis Sailboat Show this weekend? If so, let us know!!

We’ll be attending this years show on Friday (mid-afternoon) and then all day on Saturday (15 and 16 October), hanging out on the docks, stands and probably at a local bar after show hours since we have close friends in the area that have offered to watch Rhys!

Hopefully some of you can make it and we can hang out! There is a “YouTube Booth” where sailing channels will be doing shifts to pro...

New Episode!! Emergency Deployed Anchor Ep. 188

We get hit by a HUGE lightning and wind storm, we have to drop anchor fast if we're going to be able to make it through. We'll hunker down with you while it lasts...Well besides all the silliness on deck. Then I'll give Jeremiah a Fathers Day treat! 

There are versions on each of our platforms so pick your favorite and enjoy! Links are below!

Love,

Jeremiah and Brittany

Links:

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: 2021-10-06 20:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post

LGS - Server Access

Good afternoon and happy October!

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for October. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system Patreon is using is hiding people when I send out bulk messages...Such as the coupon code message.

If you should have received a code (see below for the requirements) but didn't get a message from me please send me a direct message and I'll send the coupon to you directly.

In order to qualify...

New Episode! The Scariest Thunderstorm we've ever had! Ep. 187

We're jumping offshore for a 3 day passage from Florida to North Carolina. We'll show you the in's and outs of being offshore when there are squalls around. Then we get chased down by a major storm! 

Pick your favorite platform and enjoy!! Links are below!

Love,

Jeremiah and Brittany

Links:

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/lazygeckoseason8 2021-09-24 14:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post

New Episode! Home Gym on a Sailboat - Workout Mode Activated! Ep. 186

How does one stay in shape while living on a sailboat? You'll see here! Plus we get into some water maker maintenance before we head north on a several day offshore passage. I also take you on a bra and panty trip! (bra/panty version only on Vimeo and Server).

Pick your favorite platform and enjoy! Links are below. 

Love,

Brittany & Jeremiah

Links: 

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: 2021-09-16 18:19:12 +0000 UTC View Post

New Episode! Blow Your Fuse...and Brittany's Bikini Try On...VLOG 185

We're going to take you for a serious ride! Up the ICW, up into space with an up close sweet rocket launch and then to the laundry room?? That and more as we repair Calypso's systems and I try on a brand new micro-bikini from Bikini Addiction! 

You can view this episode on all three of our platforms! Links are below.

Love,

Jeremiah and Brittany

Links: 

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: 2021-08-25 19:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release! Too Hot in The Gulf Stream!

Thank you for your patience as we've been going through COVID. I'm feeling about 90% now and Jeremiah's not too far behind me. He's finally gained enough energy to edit the next video! Yay! He was doing pretty badly for a while there, I'm so happy to see him getting better. That bug is nasty.

We're wrapping this passage up! We've been sailing for going on two weeks straight, we tackle the final leg of our journey...The Gulf Stream! Our oven craps itself and I'll show you how a lady show...

LGS August Server Code

Good afternoon!

As you know we've come down with covid and that has put us behind schedule in a couple different areas. I'm happy to announce that I've been able to get codes sent out to those who qualify. I finished up this morning so check your patron inbox for directions on how to go about access :) 

If you should have received a code (see below for the requirements) but didn't get a message from me please send me a direct message and I'll send the coupon to you directly.<...

Update

I’m sorry for any delays in posting, giving rewards, etc. My husband and I are dealing with COVID, I’ll be back online after we recover or when I have the energy to. Thank you for your understanding. 

To answer a few questions we’ve received:

I caught it on the girl’s trip to Nashville, we aren’t positive but we believe that one of the girls came with it and spread it with the rest of us because most of us developed symptoms on the same day, 5 days after we first me...

A little bit about Brittany

We’ve recently placed a couple of posts on Instagram to answer questions about what we did before going sailing, that led to more detailed posts here on Patreon just so you could get to know us better. We did one about Jeremiah, this one is about me!

I’m originally Canadian. While I was born in Canada (spent the first part of my life in Ontario), I moved to Florida with my Mother after my parents split. We started a new life around Tampa, I was homeschooled for the rest of grade sch...

New Episode! A Pit Stop in The Bahamas! Ep.183

We're sailing by the Dominican Republic, Turks & Caicos, then on to The Bahamas where we'll make a pit stop. We'll check the boat and have a little down time before we head on towards the mainland! 

This episode has a Server/Vimeo version as well as the YouTube version so pick your favorite platform and enjoy! Links are below:

Love,

Brittany & Jeremiah

Links:

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: 2021-07-20 21:47:17 +0000 UTC View Post

What we did before sailing!

Not too long ago we put up a couple of Instagram posts talking about what we did before we went sailing. Those two posts sparked a bunch of interest so I thought it would be cool to do a post about that subject on here! We will do two, one for me and one for Jeremiah. Let’s start with him.

Jeremiah was born in Maryland outside of Annapolis, that’s where he grew up. He was on his own at a pretty young age which caused him to become very independent. He was about 17 when he found hims...

New Episode! Dangerous Debris while Offshore Ep. 182

We're in the middle of a 12 day, 1500 nautical mile passage from Grenada to the United States! We'll get circled by a Customs and Border Patrol aircraft and narrowly miss a dangerous floating tank while on the Mona Passage! Come along for the ride! 

This video has a YouTube version as well as a Vimeo/Server version so pick your favorite platform and enjoy! Also, please don't forget to check out our brand new store! Links are below:

Love,

Jeremiah and Brittany

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LGS patron codes for July!

Good afternoon and happy 4th of July!

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for July. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system Patreon is using is hiding people when I send out bulk messages...Such as the coupon code message.

If you should have received a code (see below for the requirements) but didn't get a message from me please send me a direct message and I'll send the coupon to you directly.

In order to qualif...

The Brand New Lazy Gecko Online Store!

We've JUST opened our online store with all new products! We're only releasing this to you, our Patrons, at first. Please send us your thoughts! 

Jeremiah and Brittany

New Episode...We're obviously NOT good at this! - Lazy Gecko Sailing Ep.181

We're WAY offshore! You're coming along for a sail straight across the Caribbean Sea! We drop the lines in for some fishing fun and we'll sail by a risky "pirate" island where there's been some harassing behavior reported lately. Come along for the ride! 

This episode has a YouTube version and a Server/Vimeo version so pick your favorite platform and enjoy! The links are below.

Love, 

Jeremiah and Brittany

Links:

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: ...