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As any long-time patrons know, our commitment to fearless, hard-hitting journalism is unwavering.
The Galaxy Dies in Darkness.
With that in mind, beginning tomorrow and running over the next several weeks, we will be publishing a five-part investigative spotlight on the mysterious Cavalier officer known only as Groomda. These reports will be published in cooperation with the Pulitzex-7 Prize-winning newsletter from reporter Aubrey Lysander...
2023-01-02 23:00:21 +0000 UTC
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When their old Professor pays a visit to the Cavalier, Deremith, the Mage of Good Fortune (Ali Fisher), and Werimether, the Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings) are thrilled to reminisce about their school days. But when little bambino Limoncello (Taylor Moore) enters the picture, surely nothing will go wrong. With all that awesome power and penchant for mischief, nothing could wrong. I'm not budging on this.
Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at 2022-12-28 16:07:52 +0000 UTC
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Joe, Taylor, Chris, and Tim are here Qing all your A's! We're talking Cubes, Scandals, Backdecks, and more- but just don't send us to pwison! 😥
2022-12-23 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We're talking Bambini! We're talking accents! We're talking cool aliens!! What more could you possibly want?
Ali and Chris couldn't be here, but: Lady Deathstrike and Emma Frost
And Taylor didn't say his on mic, but: Danger
2022-11-21 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Gather round, Ruderinos! We are launching our brand new holiday merchandise early, JUST FOR YOU! From Friday, 11/18, through Sunday, 11/20, enjoy a 10% discount* on our latest designs from Bonfire! We've got hot tieflings, booger babies, Witch Hunters, and more!
Check out the presale here!
*Discount already applied to the listed price, baby!
2022-11-18 15:37:38 +0000 UTC
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When a Vanguard Commbadge is detected on the dangerous and mysterious planet Lucifar, it's up to Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore) and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), the Cavalier's most devilish crew, to solve the mystery. A mission to the most hellish planet in the galaxy? It's times like this they wish ship martyr Eusebius Carter (Tim Platt) was still around, but he died months ago...didn't he?
Tim has a big show in Brooklyn *tomorrow night* and you should be there! Tickets 2022-11-10 19:27:32 +0000 UTC
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Ship's ENT Doctor Dewey (Christopher Hastings), his wife, Documentarian Ilse Schlacht (Carly Monardo), and Vape Salesman Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore) are attempting to enjoy some simple shore leave when something unexpectedly *lunar* gets in their way. PLUS: When Ilse gets the call of a lifetime, what changes will it bring??
follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at 2022-10-04 03:06:20 +0000 UTC
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Start popping that corn, folks!!!!!
Still recovering from the whirlwind that was Gencon, but it's onto new frontiers of podcast content! Our next Watch Party will be Wednesday, 8/31 at 8pm Eastern. The Rude Crew will be live in our Discord to watch along with you a thrilling piece of <Undisclosed Visual Media>. What are we watching? You'll have to tune in to find out!!
To join in, all you need to do is subscribe to our "Number 2" tier and boom! you're in! S...
2022-08-12 14:34:45 +0000 UTC
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"...Family Members including Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom (Taylor Moore), Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo), and Froglevel Casketshowroom (Ali Fisher).
BEEP BEEP! WE'RE GOING TO GENCON!! That's right, the entire OTTSS/Rude Tales crew will be at GENCON '22 in Indianapolis, August 4-7. We're doing a live Rude Tales, the First OTTSS Live Show, and we'll be GMing games all weekend- including Lasers and Feelings games GM'ed by J...
2022-08-01 03:58:51 +0000 UTC
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And now for something completely...different? Haha, I just came up with that! Me! Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stop...
2022-07-27 10:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Joe, Taylor, Chris and Carly get together to do that favorite thing you love- chat! We're answering your questions, talking Guinevere Tot, writers block, lil show secrets, and so much more...
2022-07-18 04:42:25 +0000 UTC
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If you've been hoping and praying for a Live Show of Oh These, Those Stars of Space, we've decided to 'make it so' at Gencon in beautiful Indianapolis, Indiana! Our first-ever live adventure will take place Saturday, August 6th at 10 PM with the full cast!
But wait! That's not all! All weekend long Joe Lepore will be GMing live Lasers and Feelings
2022-07-13 15:00:33 +0000 UTC
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The Vanguard presents gaseous crewmate Clare President (Taylor Moore) with his first opportunity to eat, and along with the meal sends as an emissary Liberty Balboa's (Branson Reese) old culinary school chum, celebrity chef Guinevere Tot (Carly Monardo). But could a recipe for reconnection and fond nostalgia be curdled by a dash of...ulterior motives? You'll simply have to listen to find out!
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2022-06-27 19:32:10 +0000 UTC
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That's right! Based on your responses in the Discord and the availability of our darling cast, we'll be holding our first-ever These Those Watch Party this Wednesday, June 22nd, at 8pm Eastern. Along for the ride will be our very own Joe, Taylor, Ali, Chris, and Tim!
What are we watching...? All I'll say is it's out of this world 😈🚀👽
Already in our $10 tier? You're all set! Just head to the Discord at 8pm and you'll find our special str...
2022-06-20 15:24:32 +0000 UTC
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Exciting News from Vanguard Headquarters- the Patreon is expanding! That's right, we're adding a brand new tier!! We're calling it- you guessed it- Number Two. And what do you get for subscribing to this tier?
· Joe, Taylor and other members of the OTTSS crew will hold regular Discord watchalongs of classics and unclassics of sci-fi film and tv.
· Access to the Captain’s Favorite Discord Channel. That’s right, all the Discord you alre...
2022-05-10 14:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Deep across enemy lines, Threadcount 900 (Christopher Hastings), Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), and former ship's Olympian Gene Lime (Tim Platt), must sneak onto the Correxian planet of Belgium-5 to link up with symptathizers and obtain information vital to the Cavalier's mission. But three Vanguard officers can't just go walking around on Enemy Planets. And what does all this spycraft have to do with craft brews??
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2022-05-02 20:48:50 +0000 UTC
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Slurp up this chat, babies! Joe, Taylor, Ali, and Branson are talking about our most recent episodes, and *too much* about episodes you haven't heard yet! Secrets revealed and teased! Listen you this and you'll be saying "Come." in no time!
2022-04-11 19:26:03 +0000 UTC
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From the cutting room floor of our latest episode, Down and Out on Xanadu Hard, here's a lil clip of the gang shortly after the introduction of Deremith and Werimether grappling with whether you, our listeners, could handle such bold new ideas. Frankly we respected you too much to have it any other way. Enjoy ❤
2022-03-30 14:31:10 +0000 UTC
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Groomda (Tim Platt), Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom (Taylor Moore), and Ship's stuntman Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) phase down to the quaint backwater of Delphi Blue, but realize they're in over their heads when the planet's god and protector, Zoosex the Mighty, also arrives. But is this deity all he's cracked up to be? There's only one way to find out- it's Trial Time, baby!
Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure and enjoying yourself, at 2022-03-17 17:54:49 +0000 UTC
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Quick, open your eyes! Rip your favorite Simpsons poster down from the wall! our very own Branson Reese has drawn the entire (known) crew of the Cavalier. Feast your eyes on all your favorite characters! And all the characters you're not into as much! They're all here! There may even be some characters you, our listeners, haven't met yet... 😈
2022-03-16 13:13:03 +0000 UTC
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Joe and Taylor, the two Star Daddies, dive DEEP into your questions, FIGHT about Lasers and Feelings rules, SHIT on The Book of Boba Fett, and...find more than they bargained for???
BEHOLD: The Maury Povich Cottonball Man https://youtu.be/wKuX0hDzrM8
2022-02-21 14:34:14 +0000 UTC
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When a strange alien with a 24-hour lifespan arrives aboard the Cavalier, it's up to Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and Ship's Dentist Dr. Surgery (Branson Reese), to give this child a crash course in all of life's lessons. But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay...
Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure and enjoying yourself, at 2022-02-03 22:25:14 +0000 UTC
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In the heat of a cutthroat negotiation, Marvin Blond (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and mediator Guy Normal (Branson Reese), find themselves in the grip of a mysterious alien energy. Space, I tell ya! Investigating this energy will lead them to shocking truths, valuable mistakeatunities, and one of them will find themselves trapped in the swirling maw of the Vanilla Vortex...
Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure and enjoying yourself, at 2021-12-21 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Joe, Carly and Chris gather together to Q your As! We talk the Live Show, The Thanksgiving Holiday Special, Dune, and more! Listen to the conversation critics are calling "a pleasant chat"!!
2021-12-06 19:33:03 +0000 UTC
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What happens when our crew stops being polite, and starts getting real?
2021-11-10 22:46:59 +0000 UTC
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When Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher), Clare President (Taylor Moore), Dr. Thomas Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) are stranded on a sandstorm-ravaged moon, they'll have to make impossible and shocking decisions to survive. And when the sands clear, does the temptation of paradise offer something more...sinister?
Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure and enjoying yourself, at 2021-11-10 22:36:53 +0000 UTC
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Moon small step for man, moon giant leap for man moon.
Can't make it tonight? don't worry. Some version of this video will be yours forever.
2021-11-08 18:38:49 +0000 UTC
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The Space Cowboys (Joe, Taylor, Tim, and Chris) are back to wrangle all your questions into calm, satisfied submission. AND: Find out what everyone's job would be on the Enterprise!
2021-11-04 22:56:13 +0000 UTC
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Get to your Ready (for fun) Rooms- it’s happening!!
Monday, November 8th at 8PM Eastern is the first ever OTTSS livestream! And you get to be there! That’s right- being a patreon subscriber gets you in to the show!! So set your calendar! This will be one to reMOONber!!!
2021-10-28 17:42:58 +0000 UTC
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It's a quiet night on the Cavalier, so Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Doctor Red Field (Ali Fisher), settle in for a night of poker on the holozone. And nothing else happens!! The rest of the crew doesn't mysteriously disappear, where would you even get that idea??
Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure and enjoying yourself, at 2021-10-08 14:41:13 +0000 UTC
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