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Chapter XX - The hour is come.

90th of Spring, 5859
Estate of Sir Algernon, Azdavay / Casamonu

Today was the day. It wasn’t yet the time, however, as it was just the morning. Shinasi and everyone else in the barracks woke up with the bell ringing. They lined up in...

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Chapter XIX – Ye who hath (re)invented.

84th of Spring, 5859
Mount Curry, Azdavay / Casamonu

“Soo… Do enlighten us o’ Lady Orange, what’s this?” Hakim was holding an odd device that looked like a wooden pot with a very elongated handle. “Do I throw this at the en...

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Chapter XVIII – Ye who hath planned.

82nd of Spring, 5859
Mount Curry, Azdavay / Casamonu

With a plan set and ready to go, the people of the cave were working hard to prepare themselves for the big day, which would be on the last day of Spring on the 90th. The squads of t...

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Chapter XVII – Ye who art determined.

Shinasi entered a room in the basement of Algernon’s mansion, in which lay a musty dungeon (not the fun RPG kind of dungeon). There were i...

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Chapter XVI – Ye who art employed.

“Ahh… That feels good… Right there, right there… Ooh… Thank the Lord…”

“Old man, could you be a bit quieter while I’m doing it?”

It was right after bath time, and Ayomide was busy with drying everybody’s hair as usual. “[Wind...

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Chapter XIV – Ye who art freed.

73rd of Spring, 5859
Mount Curry, Azdavay / Casamonu

As summer slowly came to Casamonu, so did even more rain. The elevated position of the freemen still kept cool however, and the rain was less of a bother now that there were more han...

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Chapter XIII – Ye who art bummed.

70th of Spring, 5859
Azdavay, County of Casamonu

A group of guards, garbed in most fashionable attire, flanked an equally fashionable carriage. “Make way! Make way for the count!” The crowd moved like a sea being parted in twain, m...

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Chapter XII – Blessed are the freemen.

Ayomide was walking in a circle around the forest, waiting for Brown to return. She couldn’t move much: she and the old man had agreed to meet up in this spot outside of Azdavay.

“May this holy spirit, the holy father, or holy whatever, that leads the...

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Second update to Patreon benefits!

TL;DR: I've updated my Patreon tiers and offerings to be more in line with others authors. Those pledging 5$ will still get the same amount of chapters, there's no price increase. The highest tier has been raised to 10$, with a total of 20 preview chapters on offer.

So, unexpected IRL events have happened, and I've taken the the oppurtunity to sit down and write as much John Brown Isekai as humanly possible.

I've completed ten chapters in the last...

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PDF & EPub Download for The Errant Otherworlder

This is the webnovel I wrote, before (or during) when I wrote the original John Brown Isekai story. 

It's not as flashy or 'based' as the John Brown Isekai, which is why it probably never gathered any attention (plus, it's my first work, there are some mistakes and writing errors that I only corrected later). Still, I hope you'll enjoy reading it. I one day hope that I can get on to writing the second volume of The Errant Otherworlder.

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Chapter XI – Blessed are the slaves.

Brown now had a group of slaves staring at him, they of course knew him not. He had only planned to carry out reconnaissance in the town and learn the situation in this foreign realm; he didn’t expect that he’d be having to lead an exodus of slaves this ear...

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Update to Patreon benefits!

I've spent extra time, making drafts for two chapters more than I originally planned, so I could increase the amount of preview chapters Patrons get. 

While I know that these number of preview chapters are still not in-line with other webnovel writers, please know that this is currently the best schedule I can keep up with (1 chapter per week with occasional bursts of chapters on holidays, though I don't think I can call them holidays anymore since I'm working on writing all the ti...

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Chapter X – Blessed are the fugitives.

“Welcome home, master.” One of the ‘employees’ of Jacob’s café, a white-skinned waitress, bowed down in greeting. A few of the employees did the same in response, even the ones under his mind-control spell as he made them do so. This felt great to Ja...

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Chapter IX – Blessed are the guild-members.

“Oh, Mr. Brown? You’re awake.” Shakir had found Brown sitting alone on a stool that sat far away in the corner of the guild building. It was still early in the morning, so early that the sun hadn’t even come out in fact.

“You know, us old folk c...

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Chapter VIII – Blessed are the soapmakers.

Fields and paddies of wheat, barley, rice, lentils and potatoes lined up alongside Tilia Stream showing hints of impending human civilization. The wheat on the fields was still green; it’d be around a month before the peasants would get to work reaping what t...

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Chapter VII – Blessed are the adventurers.

58th of Spring, 5859
Mount Curry, Azdavay / Casamonu

The eternal rain came suddenly came to a close in Casamonu as if God himself got tired of the constant downpour. The mountain bloomed once again with life as the temperatures returne...

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Interlude – A day in the (after)life of John Brown.

“Young lady… Ayomide! Wake up!” Brown’s voice reverberated like so in a particular cave in Mount Curry.

Ayomide, sleeping under the bear pelt gave her usual response. “Mmh… Give me five minutes… or five hours.”

“As a wise man once said, young lady: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”

“But I’m not a man…”

“That doesn’t matter, does it? Come on, get up young lady.” 

Ayomide seemed sufficiently ...

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John Brown Isekai World Map

I've actually made a map for the John Brown Isekai, instead of ripping it from one of my unrelated projects like last time.

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Chapter VI – Blessed are ye.

47th of Spring, 5859
Mount Curry, Azdavay / Casamonu

Mount Curry, and the rest of Casamonu, had enjoyed a lucky period of respite from snow or rain. Yet, as spring came in full force, endless rain was now on the menu once more. The soi...

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"John Brown Isekai when?"

John Brown Isekai then.

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Chapter V - Her day is marching on!

…this place smells like shit. I thought that the Otherworld wouldn’t be so stinky.

Ayomide opened her eyes. She could only see the wide blue sky in this position; she felt as if she was floating. This illusion of floating disappeared when Ayo...

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Illustrations for the John Brown Isekai (Ch. 2-4)

A late Happy New Years to all of you, here's a late New Year's gift from me!

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Chapter IV – His truth is marching on!


Welcome, folks of all kinds and dimensions, to the Annual Curry Mountain Brawl!

From the top enters a new contender in this year’s brawl, Mister John  Brown from Connecticut! He has a special thing just prepared for this  occasion folks, and he’s ready to spice up this year’s contest.

And standing at the bottom, staring at his rival standing at the  small c...

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Chapter II – His day is marching on!

Here we see the generic slime monster in its natural habitat. It is quite a sight to behold. With its smooth, semi-transparent body conta...

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(First Draft of) Chapter 2 – His day is marching on!

This is, like the previous post, the first draft for another chapter of the Fall of the Slave Harem that I had written four months ago. The chapter isn't even fully complete - I had decided to spend time for a while to develop the story before writing John Brown Isekai again.

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(First Draft of) Chapter 1 - His soul is marching on!

This was the first draft for the first chapter of Fall of the Slave Empire that I had written a while back. As you might notice, things changed drastically from the second draft that I've posted, enjoy!

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Old John Brown's body lies a molderi...

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Chapter 1 - His soul is marching on!

So, I have some wonderful news for the John Brown Isekai! I have managed to find myself a proper schedule in which I can comfortably write one chapter per week, and I've decided that instead of writing another short story (Maid Maid Revolution) I'll begin writing the novel-length John Brown Isekai that I have been promising for so long.

This is just a preview for the first chapter as a thank you to all my Patrons, it won't be releasing on RoyalRoad for about two months. I plan on writin...

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New cover for Total Nekonomic Collapse

The last cover was some unshaded illustration of a Nekopara character I had made, so I decided to make a cover that was a bit more John Brown Isekai-like.

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A Peek Into 2023

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So what now? A Peek Into 2023

Fall of the Slave Harem (Winter 2023 - Summer 2023)
First volume of the novel-length adaptation of the John Brown Isekai: End of the Slave Empire.

Fall of the Slave Country (Autumn 2023 - Winter 2024)
Second volume of the novel-length adaptation of the John Brown Isekai: End of the Slave Empire.

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PDF & EPub Downloads for Total Nekonomic Collapse

Early access to the entirety of Total Nekonomic Collapse for mine dear Patrons!

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