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Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 216: Magnificent Trio

The return trip to Madhyam somehow felt a great deal faster than the initial voyage to Rājadhānī. Tristan chalked it up to a combination of things—Encroachers seemed to stay out of their way, the winds and sands moving in their favor, and everyone received at least one full night’s rest. With so many bodies, it was easier to split the night watch between all of them.

Tristan shared his gigashank with Zahra, and they filled the time with idle chatter. His thoughts were consumed by...

Chapters 1 - 42 Removed from Public View

Hey, guys!

To comply with Kindle Unlimited's guidelines, I'll be taking down chapters 1 through 42 from all public sites today.

In completely unrelated news, you'll want to grab the file attached to this message. :)

Lastly, Booksprout ARC and advanced reviews are still open until 5/26.

See you soon!
DB

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 215: Antes Que Se Acabe

When I went back to our room, Keke was lounging on the bed, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. She yawned and rubbed her hands against her face.

“I thought we were supposed to be leaving,” she whined between her fingers. “I could have slept in longer.”

I smiled and took a seat next to her. “This is my last errand. Promise.”

She peeked over her fingertips and awarded me with a curious stare. “Errand?”

“Yeah.” I collected the final package of equipment ...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 214: Que De Raro Tiene

Once I’d begun looking for Keke and Ravyn, I started to worry. I could just hear Ravyn’s voice in my head.

“‘I’m not taking handouts from a cunt,’” I muttered, pitching my voice like hers.

The spitting image of sophistication, that one.

I made my way to the room Keke, Ravyn, and I had been sharing since we first arrived at the castle. Things would’ve been so much easier if they were still together packing, but they weren’t there.

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Tristan, Destiny, and Lara Full-Res Art by Rock Cr

Rock Cr finished this masterpiece tonight. I'm utterly blown away.

An ENORMOUS thank you to SkySom for going in on this artwork with me. Legitimately one of the best experiences I've had for this series. 

As always, artwork is for personal use only :)

Patreon Goal Face Reveal

Promised I would do a face reveal in cat ears and a tail if Ed brought the Patreon to $1000.

Shout out to my wife for doing the makeup and taking the pics. Even if she was giggling the whole time. (¬_¬)

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 213: Chica Práctica

After a short trip back to my room to pick up Ceres’s new set of armor, I made my way down the hall to the room farthest on the left. The irony was not lost on me that the maids of both Parties had all ended up in a single room together. Maybe this would give Ceres a chance to bond with Destiny and Lara in a, uh, mutual love for service.

Destiny was the one to open the door after I knocked. “Oh! It’s Matt! Did you need to speak with Ceres?”

“Yeah, is she here?” I asked...

April Behind the Scenes

I can't believe it's May already. April absolutely flew by. I hope everyone had a fantastic month!

First and foremost, I wanted to thank you guys again for the Kickstarter support, for helping Lynx and Ry, and for your continued enthusiasm for the story. Your likes, comments, and feedback always make my day. I can never thank you enough.

Volume 1 Paperback:

The second paperback arrived, and we're making final adjustments to the kerning/tracking. Also finding...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 212: Hermoso Cariño

The next morning was a swingset of emotions. I fought hard not to let it show on my face. One moment I’d be chipper and excited for our trip to Nyarlothep, and the next came the battering thoughts of leaving my girls behind for who knew how long.

Easy there. Remember, it’s not like this is goodbye. It’s more like a ‘see ya later,’ Kelmer.

Breakfast was the typical fare, albeit a bit more lively than usual. The sun still hadn’t peaked over the horizon, and at C...

LAST DAY to join Kickstarter & ARC Readers Needed

Today is the FINAL DAY to join the Kickstarter project as a late backer! There are two ways to do this: 

1. Add items a la carte in the pre-order shop: https://everyones-a-catgirl.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

2. Pre-order the bundle in the Merchants of Nyarlea store ...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 211: Un Verano Sin Ti

I rubbed my face with both hands, stealing gasps of bittersweet air through my fingers. Why was everything out of Cailu’s mouth a goddamned shot at me?

“‘I need for you to stay alive,’” I mimicked quietly. I’m sure to Melly I sounded like a kitten throwing a tantrum and, as the next flask I picked up shattered in my grip, I’m sure I looked like one, too.

“Matt! Are you okay?” Melly danced around my back, then delicately searched my hand for cuts...

Ravyn Full-Res Art by Tabris Ciel

Another gorgeous Ravyn piece, this time done by the fabulous Tabris Ciel.

As always, art is for personal use only :)

$1000 Goal Reached!

Holy shit. You guys did it.

The support I've received from all of you is nothing short of phenomenal. I cannot thank you enough for your encouragement, comments, generous pledges, and backing on Kickstarter. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

As promised, I'll do two Patreon-exclusive non-canon NSFW scenes:

1. Matt and his Party (Keke, Cannoli, Ravyn, and Ceres)
2. Tristan ...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 210: The Last Wish

“I’ll have you know that I had to call all hands on deck for your project here,” Ikrele grumbled, smoothing a hand over a polished silver breastplate. “Well, the ones left, anyway.”

“I appreciate your attentiveness to my commission,” Cailu replied. He leaned over the counter, inspecting the matching gauntlets while he compared them to Ceres’ measurements listed in the iPaw. They seemed so small and delicate when held against the metal plates around his own forearms. “Y...

Easter Basket Full-Res Art by Milavana

Matt's Party in an Easter basket! A little belated, but still fits with the season. Artwork by the fabulous Milavana.

As always, art is for personal use only :)

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 209: Witchshadow

A break from the castle was just what I needed. And hey, besides, being out of the castle for a while gave me an excuse to learn more about [Alchemy].

The conversation I shared with Keke was brief and a bit awkward initially, but I couldn’t hide anything from her. Despite my poor attempts to hide the truth, Keke was no less wise than Melly concerning my situation. In the middle of helping Melly, Keke sought me out, gave me a peck on the cheek and offered to be a shoulder if I needed h...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 208: Splintered

I struggled to come up with the words. It was taking an immense amount of willpower to accept the very real possibility that Cannoli wouldn’t be in my Party anymore. It hurt like hell.

But even Keke had agreed that Cannoli might just not be cut out for it. They were like sisters. I’m sure it wasn’t said lightly.

Apparently, I took too long to say anything. Melly shifted from one foot to the other beneath my gaze, her eyes darting to the side. She licked her lips and brushed ...

Lynx & Ry Need Bells for Bills

Anyone who's a member of the Discord server knows Lynx and Ryock. You may also recognize them from the Twitch stream, where they play games as Ravyn and Matt.

Lynx has also served as the sole editor and formatter for the paperback and eBook versions of Everyone's a Catgirl! Volume 1. Her work and participation in the community (food channel, streaming, mod assistance, and more) are beyond incredible.

Ry had his gallbladder removed this month, and the healing time and procedure cos...

Ravyn Full-Res Art by HojA

Art done by the incredible HojA, who also did the Kirti and Naeemah artwork.

This is a gift piece to alexlovescoins for his insane contribution to the Kickstarter. Thanks again, man.

As always, art is for personal use only :)

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 207: Words of Radiance

It took a lot of effort to hide the wound on my hand. I snuck out of Jeenie’s room early in the morning and searched out the castle’s ward, where I found a few [Priest]s residing. Jeenie’s work had done a lot to prevent permanent damage from what the [Priest] told me. With the additional healing, all I had to do was refrain from using it for a few hours, and it would be mostly back to normal. At least, normal enough that I could take the bandages off.

The muscles and bones were st...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 206: Wild Magic (SFW)

Alone. I’d be fucking alone in Nyarlea.

Just when I thought I really had something going. My Party breaks. My girls.

My family.

I was pissed. Beyond pissed. I stormed out to the courtyard filled with the Encroacher zoo. I wanted to put my axe in something’s face. Strangle it with my bare hands.

It’s temporary, Kelmer.

I had to get to Second Class; I knew that much. And with how much faster I Leveled than the girls, it mad...

Everyone's a Catgirl! Ch. 206: Wild Magic (NSFW)

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Alone. I’d be fucking alone in Nyarlea.

Just when I thought I really had something going. My Party breaks. My girls.

My family.

I was pissed. Beyond pissed. I stormed out to the courtyard filled with the Encroacher zoo. I wanted to put my axe in something’s face. Strangle it with my bare hands.

It’s temporary, Kelmer. 2023-04-17 08:41:34 +0000 UTC View Post