HornyJailLifer

Re-opening commissions soon.

After the poll winner is done, I am going to open myself to doing commissions again. Small slotting at first, but hopefully I git gud enough to handle more.

I figure if I try to time things right, I don't have to constantly worry about burnouts and such.
The way I feel like scheduling my months goes:

1st Week: Patreon Suggestions

2nd Week: Patreon Poll Portraits and practice/study time.

3rd Week: Patreon Poll Winner and Commissions

4th Week: Free time/To-L...

(Be) Mai Valentine

Happy "Valentine's" day! Totally didn't rush because I forgot lmao.

Year of the Dragon Poll Portraits

No I meant lay the dragon :)

Year of the Dragon Poll

Oh, "slay" the dragon...

Victoria Valerie Virgin Destroyer (February Suggestion)

Honestly, there's too many parts for this to be considered just a "sweater" but I don't make the rules.

Esdeath (February Suggestions)

Why they gotta give villains such killer designs.

Rocket (February Suggestion)

Taking in a rocket lmao.

Yoyo Yoko (February Suggestions)

I got nothing clever for this one.

Silver Sable (February Suggestion)

Second shiniest Marvel character I've doodled. I should be back on schedule now.

PokeMom (February Suggestion)

Sorry for the tardiness :/

Delay on suggestions :(

Rough days. :/

February Suggestions

Faint hints of love in the air, with a hint of dragon fire. No real theme this month, though you are free to send in some chocolate ;)
Rules are as follows:

1. This is not a commission, so please don't ask me to draw your OCs.

2. Nothing that would violate Patreon's guidelines.

3. Keep it simple. And try not to spam suggestions.

Surprise Poll Winner

Is it the tan-lines?

Surprise Poll Winner Delay

Hope y'all don't mind me delivering a bit late, just a bit difficult to get into the doodling mood.

Surprise OC poll.

Tell me who to doodle. Possible lewds ;)

Lucy Kitten Collab pt. 2

Probably last post until February.

Lucy Kitten Collab

I normally don't draw real people unless their likeness was tied to a character, but she was kind enough to offer her own.

Let's Get Fit on Switch Poll Winner!

She really does bring out the best in you!

Mercury (X-Men)

First time trying to doodle someone this... shiny.

Volcana dump

I had her on the mind and wanted to doodle her a bit... needless to say I got a little carried away...

Let's Get Fit on Switch Poll Portaits

For a close look ;)

Let's Get Fit on Switch poll

How are those New Year's Resolutions going?

Vixen (January Suggestion)

It would only take a really good writer and marketing push to make Vixen popular.

Shenmei (January Suggestion)

Her presence just confirms Leon has a thing for Asian ladies.

Four Eyes (January Suggestion)

The Umbrella characters are arguably the most memorable part of Operation Raccoon City lol.

Professor Sada (January Suggestion)

Maybe I should have thrown Juniper in there too... ah well, next time :)

MacReady (January Suggestions)

I think thanks to me, she's catching up on Illari in terms of content lol.

(Apologies for the lateness, I'm a little under the weather from travelling.)

January Suggestions

Kinda sorta back from break so lets celebrate January by looking back at what was. Basically if there is a piece or waifu you want me to revisit or feel I didn't do justice, I'll be glad to doodle them again. Take your time with your suggestion, feel free to peruse my twitter or older posts, and cringe at the peak of my Dunning-Kruger arch...

Rules are as follows:

1. This is not a co...

And a Happy New Year!

Let's start this new chapter right! (after I get back from break lol)

Merry Christmas!

Possibly the last post of the year. Thanks for sticking with me for another year of lewd doodles! I'll try to get a lot better next year and tackle even more obscure waifus! In the meantime enjoy Christmas Phoebe!