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[CGE] 14 - External Mana Manipulation

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I need to put myself on a schedule, because I keep forgetting to upload these. Second chapter incoming shortly.

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[ Avatar Quest: Raise your Class to Tier 1 ]

[ Reward: Teleport to the mainland ]

What’s an Avatar Quest? 

[ I have no idea ]

But I thought you knew everything about the System!

[ This is n...

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[BGE] 132 - Back to School

What did he mean? wondered Elise.

She had appeared at the front door to what she assumed was the Gray’s new home, but with no one waiting to greet her, she took a moment to pull out her identification forms and check. When she had looked at them the first time, she was more concerned about her identity first of all being female, and second not having some absurd backstory. She realized now that he had likely used the first male identity and then the fancy title as a distracti...

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[CGE] 13 - Silver Level Threat

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I forgot to post the second chapter yesterday, so I'm posting it now. There originally wasn't going to be a chapter of Cat Girl today, so this is the only chapter today

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A few hours earlier. Charlie PoV.

From a distance, it wasn’t obvious what was wrong with the little fishing village. All the buildings appeared intact, the boats were bobbing up and down at the dock, and the bre...

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[CGE] 12 - High Class Kitty

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Forgot to post chapter yesterday. Posting this one now, and I'll post another one later today.

Edit: typo on the number. Fixed now

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Haha! The great Princess Yona could never be held back by a simple System glitch!

[ This humble servant is in awe of Your Most Magnificent Highness’s serendipity ]

Now, how do I pick a Class?

[ You should probably c...

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[CGE] 11 - Octopoids

The nearest octopusman lashes out at me with a tentacle, trying to grab me, so I leap backward out of its reach.

These guys are gonna be so tasty!

I dodge to the side as a second octopusman reaches for me. 

They look kinda weird. They’re not quite as human as the other -oids. They have two tentacles that are thicker than the other ones that they use kind of as legs, but they have six tentacles instead of arms, and in the middle of all the tentacles is a gaping beak. I...

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Elise Tier 5 Evolution form

Happy Birthday! You're welcome.

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[BGE] 131 - Royal Skill Testing

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Sorry for the added delay. I got busy with admin stuff for Amazon publishing. Here is the chapter now, and it's a long one. On the bright side, there is guaranteed no delay on Friday's chapter because it's now already written! I might use this as a chance to finally rebuild my backlog so that no more delays happen. The reason I haven't done it until now is that I was lazy, but yeah, this is becoming a problem. I will do my best to keep any delays f...

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[CGE] 10 - A Strange, but Fortuitous Encounter

[ I guess there are consequences for your actions after all ]

Shut up, Abblution.

[ How do you know that word? ]

I am smart. Anyway, how do I fix this? I want a Class. I don’t even know what a Class does, but I want it.

[ You just have to wait. On the bright side, you’ll probably have a real Species name instead of !@#$%^&*() House Cat whenever it does get resolved. Plus, you get so many stat points for your new species...

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[BGE] Chapter 131 delayed

This time, it's because I'm a dumbass. I wrote an entire chapter and had it scheduled, and I was thinking about it just now, and I realized I accidentally skipped some very important things, so I will have to write a new chapter to go in between 130 and the one I just wrote, which will become 132. Unfortunately, that will have to wait until tomorrow, because I finally fixed my sleep schedule, and I can't afford to ruin it again so soon. Shouldn't be more than 12 hours late. Sorry about that! ...

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[CGE] 9 - New Species

Before acknowledging the Annoying Blue Boxes, the first thing I do is inspect my own body. I feel mostly the same. No, actually, I feel way better. Like I could jump over this tree in a single leap.

I try that, and surprisingly, I actually make it to some of the middle branches. Not quite over the whole thing, but still pretty high. My stats definitely went way up. Let’s see how high up.

[ Name: Yona ]

[ Age: 0 ]

[ Species: !...

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[CGE] 8 - First Evolution

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Guess what Patreon did? That's right! They added Markdown formatting like authors have been requesting for years! Hooray!

Guess what Patreon messed up? That's right! The Markdown formatting that authors have been requesting for years! Who woulda guessed?

Anyway, the numbers of asterisks on the censored profanity are all screwed up because it keeps trying to autoformat them as bold/italics, and the backslash before the asterisk doesn't w...

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[BGE] 130 - Not So Subtle

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Sorry for the edit. Realized I forgot to post new status window, and I also forgot that {Transformation} doesn't have levels. Fixed now! Enjoy!

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[You have successfully completed your fourth evolution! +50 to all stats!]

[ Your new species is {Undercover Princess Rabbit Changeling}! Strength +50, Agility +50, Dexterity +50, Fortitude +50, Charisma +350, Intelligence...

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[CGE] 7 - Encheloids

The eelman twists the rest of its body around and stabs down at me, and for the first time, I feel the effects of Cat-like Reflexes. Before my mind fully comprehends what’s happening, I’m already launching myself backward, as the sword impacts the ground, sending a small cloud of dust upwards. These eelmen are much faster than the fishmen. That was almost dangerous. 

The eel hisses and steps toward me, and I immediately turn around and run. Fortunately, while their str...

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[CGE] 6 - Levels and More

There are much fewer of them this time. I count only 10, and I don’t see the Named one anywhere. However, their weapons are a little better this time. Not by much, but I notice that the swordfish bone swords seem to be sharpened.

I wait in the tree as they shuffle across the beach, each going in a different direction. It looks like they’re doing a sweep for survivors, so they’re all splitting up. Perfect! Easy food!

They move in pairs, which is annoying, but I think I can ha...

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[CGE] 5 - Scratch

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

As you may have noticed, these chapters are shorter than the Bunny Girl Evolution chapters by a fair amount. This story averages a little over 2k words per chapter rather than 3k, so updates will be 3/week instead of 2. Still 6k+ words/week, same as Bunny Girl, just spread out differently.

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The fishmen don’t seem to be returning tonight, so I take the most logical next step. I find the tallest tree on the island and take a nap...

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[BGE] 129 - It's Evolution Time!

Elise wanted to check her options immediately, but she was still being actively pursued by the rest of the pack that she was eradicating hunting, so she needed to get somewhere safe first. She had already made a fey bargain with Oberon to protect her while she evolved, and she had no reason to stay out in the wilderness anymore, so she decided to just head back to the castle. Plus, if any of her evolution options were weird, she could always ask Oberon if he had any insights. If nothing else,...

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[CGE] 4 - Abby

[ Name: Yona ]

[ Age: 0 ]

[ Species: House Cat. Tier: 0. Level: 2. ]

[ Class: Locked ]

[ Profession: Locked ]

[ Titles: Second Lifer ]

[ Traits: Cat-like Reflexes, Gluttony ]

[ Stats ]

[ Power: 14 (+10) ]

[ Finesse: 23 (+11) ]

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[CGE] 3 - Ichthyoids

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

A reminder for everyone that all current subs will continue to get access to Cat Girl Evolution once it goes live on Royal Road. The existing tiers will remain the same in both price and access. However, I will be unpublishing the current Rabbit Fey tier, which means it will no longer be visible to new subscribers. New subscribers will have a new, marginally more expensive option available that also gives access to both stories.

Thanks for re...

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[BGE] 128 - Almost Evolution Time

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Once again, sorry for the slight delay. I wrote the chap, then didn't like it and ended up rewriting it. Also, as you can see, since I have 2 stories now, I'm tagging each one. BGE for Bunny Girl Evolution and CGE for Cat Girl Evolution.

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“Ellis?!” Elise exclaimed. “You want me to be a man?”

“Yes!” said Oberon.

“No!”

“Why not? It’ll be fun!”

“I don...

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[CGE] 2 - A Little Adventure

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I realize now that a better word for Yona is "unhinged" not "sociopathic." Unhinged is also a good word for this story in general. Enjoy.

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As Johnny and the others prepare to disembark, I run up the gangplank and onto the deck of the ship.

“Yona!” calls the wife behind me. 

One of the fishermen bends over to try and grab me, but I nimbly dodge and run to the mast and scrambl...

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Cat Girl Evolution [CGE] Chapter 1 - Quite the Mystery

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Welcome to Cat Girl Evolution! This story is probably what some of you thought Bunny Girl Evolution was going to be. This is pure monster evolution more in line with Syl or Kumoko than what Bunny Girl Evolution has become. I'll be releasing ~1 chapter/day until RR launch day, which is sometime in August.

Here is the blurb:

She’s a Cat. She’s a Girl. And she’s going to evolve.

Yona wasn’t always a ...

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127 - More Time Passed

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Sorry for the slightly late chapter. Hope you enjoy! Thanks for reading!

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“Sorry, what?” asked Nick.

Elise had grown adept enough with {Sense Emotions} to tell that he was mostly confused, but there was just a hint of anger underneath.

“H-he’s a member of Ostra,” said Elise, shrinking back. “I- I should have said something sooner.”

Nick’s anger rose, and Elise l...

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126 - Some Time Passed

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I've got a new story out! Kind of. It's a co-write, but I was very influential in it. Check it out if you're interested: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/124396/too-stubborn-to-die-death-loop-sysapoc

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“Wounded soul?” asked Maggie. “Wounded how?”

“Like, how did ...

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125 - Good and Evil

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Chapter has been updated with like 500 bonus words.

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Maggie stared at Elise for a few seconds, then burst into laughter. 

“H-hey, it’s a legitimate question!” protested Elise.

Maggie started laughing even harder, doubling over and clutching her stomach. Elise tried to maintain a series and indignant expression, but by the time Maggie recovered, it was already wavering.&nbs...

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124 - Maggie of Light

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Sorry for the slight lateness. This chapter was hard to get right. I'm still not sure I got it right. I may come back and make some edits. I had a plan for what I wanted to write, and then the characters took the conversation and ran away from my plan, so it didn't turn out quite how I expected it too. Anyway, it doesn't really matter. Just wanted to share. Thanks for reading!

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“What do...

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123 - Into the Vault

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Hello! Guess what day it is? That's right! It's July 1! You know what that means? Amazon release day! Unless you're in Alaska or Hawaii (or whatever other little islands are in those time zones), as of this post going live, the Bunny Girl Evolution ebook and audiobook are now available to read and listen to! If you're interested, check them out! If you do, please leave a rating and/or review because those really help the book's performance in the a...

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122 - Underground Tunnel System

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I am alive! And mostly well-rested.

You may have noticed that I didn't stub as soon as I woke up. That's because apparently, I was so tired last night that I scheduled the RR chapter incorrectly, so those readers didn't have much notice to jump over here and snag the .epub, so I'm putting off The Stubbening™ for a few more hours to give them a chance. It will now happen in about 6 hours (24 hours after this chapter was supposed to go live)...

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122 delayed

I know I said that 121 would be the last one, but I have been fighting and losing to insomnia all week, and while I have 122 done, I'm 95% sure it's terrible, but I'm too braindead to edit. I'm going to pop some benadryl and edit and post when I wake up. If 122 doesn't come out tomorrow, know that I took too much (jk, I'll follow proper dosage instructions). Sorry again, but I can barely think right now

ALSO, I'm going to stub as soon as I wake up, so this is your last chance to downloa...

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121 - Totally Normal Orphanage

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I mentioned some fun news in the delay announcement. Hopefully I'll be able to be more specific on Friday.

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Chapter 121 delayed

Sorry for all the delays lately. This is my last day where my schedule is inconsistent though, so theoretically, it should be the last delayed chapter too. I’m just exhausted right now, and I’m trying to write but the quality just isn’t there. I’m going to go to bed and come back fresh tomorrow morning to finish up the chapter. I’ll probably be asleep before the RR chap even goes live. On the bright side, the next couple months should be full of exciting news on my end, including b...

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