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104 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Looks like you were played by Ōnoki—but the outcome wasn't bad.

Ōnoki brought the two of you together to discuss countermeasures. However, after learning from you about the connection between White Zetsu and the Akatsuki, he decided to hold the meeting on a massive floating boulder imbued with the Light-Weight Rock Technique to prevent any possibility of White Zetsu eavesdropping.

Ōnoki knew well that it was impossible for Iwagakure to dominate the shinobi world with its curr...

103 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You knew that in the future, Deidara would eventually be recruited by Uchiha Itachi. Naturally, the idea of teaming up with Deidara to kill Itachi had crossed your mind.

So, after your repeated suggestions, Deidara finally began considering learning Lava Release.

Yes, aside from methods tied to Tailed Beasts like the one used by Roshi, Iwagakure also had a way to awaken the Lava Release Kekkei Genkai through training. After all, the Second Tsuchikage created Dust Style by first ma...

102 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You flip through the Second Tsuchikage's manuscript once again and discover that "Dustless Bewildering Cover" isn't merely an Earth Release technique. Strictly speaking, it's a compound secret art that fuses Water and Earth Release!

By coating your body with a mixture of water droplets and dust particles, you create countless nano-scale lenses with special structures. These lenses distort both light and chakra, resulting in dual invisibility—visual and sensory.

To even begin pra...

101 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You suppressed the excitement bubbling inside and handed Deidara a stack of custom-made explosive tags.

Before you could even try to guide Deidara into taking further interest in you, he suddenly asked if you knew who made the explosive tags.

You told him plainly that you made them yourself. Then, pulling out a blank tag, you carved the seal by hand right on the spot—and detonated it immediately.

"No way! If you blow stuff up here, the old man's gonna yell at me!"

De...

078 Breaking the World Apart

At the very same time Itachi and Sarutobi Hiruzen launched their attack on the City of Peace, the Akatsuki also began to move.

Night had fallen, and the evening wind carried a slight chill.

In a canyon a hundred li from the Daimyō's estate in the Land of Wind, a sudden gust of wind kicked up fine sand, scattering it through the air—only to collide unexpectedly with a ripple in space shaped like a whirlpool.

A figure wearing an orange mask with a single eyehole slowly emer...

077 Breaking the World Apart

For once, Itachi found himself reflecting deeply, an emotional storm surging in his heart that refused to settle.

"Don't judge someone based on appearances and assumptions. True change can't be governed by rules, nor confined by intuition or imagination."

That was something he himself had once said—and now, it had come back to strike him like a boomerang.

He had once felt complete disillusionment with the Uchiha clan, believing them to be shackled by narrow-minded tribalis...

229 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi

Orochimaru slipped the control talisman into the reanimated body.

Minato Namikaze's eyes opened—and to his surprise, he once again beheld the world of the living.

He couldn't move.

There was no sensation of flesh and blood, no heartbeat, no pulse flowing through his veins.

He immediately assessed his condition—he was still dead. Only brought back by some form of resurrection jutsu.

Orochimaru watched him with satisfaction, eyes gleaming. "Success."

"Oro...

228 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi

Orochimaru had already requested one in advance from the Uzumaki Clan.

"Yagura, there's something I need to make clear first," Orochimaru said, leading the Mizukage down into the basement of his laboratory.

Sasori followed closely behind them, eyes locked onto the slithering snake's every move.

"It's about that technique you strictly forbade me from researching—Edo Tensei."

Yagura remembered all too well the devastation that technique had caused in the future.

...

252 I Became a Jonin

The first-generation Hero Core that Ge Xiaolun had ran at 12 hertz. The second-generation model pushed that up to 36 hertz.

(T/N: Ge Xiaolun is the main character from the Chinese animated series from Super God Universe, so don't think about it.)

But Yamanaka Shinno's dimensional overclocked intelligent computer, integrated with the entire Primordial Cosmic Realm, launched straight out of the gate at 400 hertz—powered by an immense reservoir of energy and conceptual frameworks.<...

251 I Became a Jonin

"Alright."

Yamanaka Shinno thought for a moment, then gave a slight nod.

Demon tech couldn't hold a candle to what the angels had. Just one of Keisha's giant angelic mechs was enough to toss Morgana around like a rag doll, even after she upgraded to a fourth-generation god body.

But demons were far from weak.

Even without receiving support from Death God at this stage, Morgana's demon army still wielded top-tier technologies: third-gen and below god body tech, Dark Arg...

441 Naruto: Stealing Attributes

Konohagakure.

Uchiha Mirai was in the middle of educating Ōga and Tangno Karashi on some essential knowledge when someone called for him from outside.

"Mirai, the Hokage is looking for you."

"Got it."

With a short reply, Mirai went back to what he was doing.

It wasn't until just before noon that he finally stepped out of the room and made his way to the Hokage's office.

As soon as he entered, he saw Hyūga Neji jump to his feet, v...

440 Naruto: Stealing Attributes

After reading through Boro's memories, Mirai tossed him over to Orochimaru without a second thought.

Orochimaru, naturally, was quite interested in someone who was practically immortal.

Judging from Boro's regeneration alone, even those who had transplanted Hashirama cells couldn't compare. If he could extract that kind of genetic material, the possibilities were endless.

Leaving the experimental facility behind, Mirai made his way to the Land of Valleys.

According to ...

158 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

Hyuga Gakuya shook his head, his face filled with sincerity and earnestness.

"Not at all… I truly had no choice at the time."

Nagato's eyes flared with anger. "Are you mocking me? Are you saying you couldn't even control your own body?"

It sounded like a furious accusation—but to Nagato's surprise, Gakuya slowly nodded, replying with solemn gravity,

"You're absolutely right. At that time, I had lost control of my own body."

At first, Nagato felt he was being ...

157 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

"However," Obito continued, "just when things seemed to be turning around, your precious Konoha's Danzo began to stir up trouble from the shadows. He feared the power of the Rinnegan, saw Nagato's group as a threat to Konoha's status, and coveted that power for himself."

"So he started sowing discord between Hanzō and the Akatsuki, feeding Hanzō's suspicion and fear of Nagato and his comrades."

Obito paused for a moment, then said coldly, "Hanzō, desperate to maintain his own p...

138 Executing the Moon Eye Plan

Some people wiped out their entire clan at thirteen.

Some sparked the Nine-Tails incident at fourteen.

And some had already saved the world by seventeen.

Uchiha Kaien figured his own thirteenth year had to be just as legendary.

Looking back, those who wielded unimaginable power in their youth were often blessed by their bloodline.

There were far too many hidden forces in Konoha that outsiders knew nothing about.

Even so, the other four great shinobi village...

137 Executing the Moon Eye Plan

Namikaze Minato casually set a piece of grilled meat onto the plates of both Uzumaki Kushina and Uchiha Kaien before continuing the conversation.

"If I'm remembering correctly, the history of Konoha says we've got the strongest Tailed Beast in the shinobi world—the Nine-Tails."

"Yeah. I've never seen its power in action myself, but it's supposed to be the strongest. Back when I was in Kumogakure, I saw the Eight-Tails' jinchūriki, but honestly, he wasn't all that impressive." 2025-05-13 05:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post

076 Breaking the World Apart

The battle between the Uchiha brothers had not gone unnoticed. Zetsu had been observing from the shadows, occasionally making comments.

"Ohoho~! Brothers turning on each other—it's one of those classic scenes! So entertaining, heehee!" White Zetsu said with exaggerated flair.

White Zetsu's abilities were all about concealment. Even the Byakugan struggled to detect him. And yet, Uchiha Sasuke could effortlessly spot and grab his spore clones, one after another.

No one could...

075 Breaking the World Apart

According to Sarutobi Hiruzen, back on the night the Uchiha clan was annihilated, Sasuke didn't even awaken a single tomoe in his Sharingan. He was deemed a useless failure—not worth paying attention to.

But on the day of the Chūnin Exams, Sasuke suddenly awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan. Suddenly, he unleashed a Tailed Beast on Konoha. Suddenly, he began using bizarre and terrifying jutsu…

Those strange techniques felt like something Orochimaru would use. And Orochimaru cert...

100 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[Day 26]

Under Uchiha Setsuna's guidance, you successfully mastered the Transcription Seal.

You spent an entire afternoon learning how to use your Sharingan to inscribe the detonation seal's pattern with your Ocular Power, then simply tap your finger to the tag paper to instantly complete an explosive tag.

Thanks to this new method, you could use both eyes simultaneously, more than doubling your production speed. At the same time, it served as training for b...

099 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

With a team of Iwa-nin escorting you, you finally arrived at Iwagakure.

Along the way, you noticed that the scale of Iwagakure was nearly on par with Konoha. The entire village was covered by a massive barrier as well, though it seemed a bit more rudimentary in comparison. Still, it had the added function of warding off sandstorms.

While Iwagakure wasn't built directly inside the desert like Sunagakure, it wasn't far from one either. They had to carve out patches of arable land am...

098 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[Day 5]

At first light, the Iwa-nin began preparing to leave, heading back in the direction you originally came from.

Activating his Sharingan, Uchiha Setsuna stepped forward again to speak with them. This time, you all revealed your Uchiha clan identity—unexpectedly, this made the Iwa-nin even more alert.

Fortunately, Granny Yukina saw through their intentions. She wheeled herself out of the tent and asked whether they were here because of the explosion i...

097 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Your sea of fire expanded, but in your haste, you left a few gaps exposed.

Seeing this, Obito decisively gave up on the hard target that was you and turned his attention back toward Granny Yukina. Injured at the waist, confined to a wheelchair, and holding two infants in her arms, she made for an easy target. If anything happened to her, you and Uchiha Setsuna—both emotionally driven members of the Uchiha clan—would undoubtedly lose your composure.

And just as expected, Obito ...

096 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You smiled faintly. From the looks of it, Konohagakure should feel lucky they only got hit by your Fire Dragon.

Who knows how many ninja ended up crippled or permanently disabled?

The power of those three blended flames wasn't just for show. The pure Fire Style ensured rapid spread and high heat. Then came the Flame of the Infested, draining both spirit and physical energy while sucking chakra dry. Finally, the poisonous flame finished the job, destroying the chakra network.

095 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[8:00 PM]

After Uchiha Setsuna's group of four was reverse-summoned to safety, you too were pulled out by Boss Black-Cat's reverse summoning not long afterward.

Standing in the desolate wilderness, you and Boss Black-Cat quickly spread out a map and confirmed your current location—somewhere in the northwestern outskirts of Konoha. If you continued on foot, it would take at least three days to reach the borders of the Land of Earth.

Elsewhere, though Granny...

094 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You concealed your face behind a veil of flame and took out a freshly excavated three-tomoe Sharingan from Uchiha Izumi's corpse, handing it to Mizuki.

Staring at the bloody eyeball in his hand, Mizuki trembled, his eyes darting in panic.

You abruptly yanked up his sleeve, revealing a dark, half-finished Curse Mark already etched into his skin.

You reassured him that you were the one Orochimaru had sent to contact him—and then threatened him. If he wanted Orochimaru's favo...

093 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[Ding~ The holder can equip one title for free]

[If you want to equip multiple titles, you may unlock additional slots with 10, 100, 1000... Simulation Points]

"Exponential scaling? Who the hell can afford that?" Uchiha Kirin couldn't help but complain.

Still, even a single title brought excellent effects. Expensive or not, as long as it was under 1000 points, he was confident he could unlock more slots in the future.

"System, equip th...

092 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

The upgrade complete, Uchiha Kirin opened his ability panel for a closer look.

[Simulator]

[User: Uchiha Kirin]

[Strength: 3683]

[Speed: 5634]

[Endurance: 4473]

[Spirit: 15000]

[Chakra: 580,000]

[Ocular Power: 99999/99999 (Cannot be increased)]

[Nature Affinities: Fire (Restricted), Wind, ...

091 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

"Granny Yukina, I'm done eating!"

Uchiha Kirin looked up, his gaze drifting to the clock on the wall. The hour hand was approaching six-thirty. He set down his bowl and chopsticks, opened the door, and returned to his room.

"Even though time in the simulation flows much faster than in reality, this last run still ate up nearly an hour! Looks like I don't have many simulation chances left..."

Still, a long simulation brought some serious rewards.

Sitting on his bed, Kir...

090 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Not long after hearing the news that you had killed Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi arrived.

For once, that normally unreadable face of his couldn't fully hide the fury in his heart. Before Obito could even try to provoke him, Itachi had already launched his attack.

A massive Water Release surged toward you like a tidal wave.

But just as you expected—it was no use. The roaring torrent didn't extinguish the blazing fire engulfing your body. Instead, it was driven back by the sheer he...

089 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

At this moment, both sides had their jutsu highly concentrated.

At first, Kakuzu's triple-layered composite jutsu managed to suppress your Fire Dragon. But as time went on, the effect of the Flame of the Infested began to take hold, devouring chakra. Your once-depleted chakra rapidly recovered, turning the tide and pressing back against Kakuzu's offensive.

Two of his Earth Grudge Fear clones emerged from the ground, attempting a sneak attack from behind. But you sensed th...