[8:00 AM]
After breakfast, you stuffed the explosive tags and your suitcase into the backpack, told Granny Yukina you'd be training in the morning and fishing by the river in the afternoon, then left the orphanage.
[9:00 AM]
You arrived at a secluded training ground where grass had begun to overtake the cracked earth. With practiced ease, you began modifying your shuriken and the suitcase.
While waiting for some parts to dry, you stuck...
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"System, isn't it normal to get one Simulation Point after a run? Why did I get three this time?"
To clear up the confusion, Uchiha Kirin summoned the assistant.
『Ding~ Based on the user's performance during the simulation, the system will issue rewards of varying levels.』
Uchiha Kirin nodded. "But I've gotten a 'life-or-death level' evaluation before, and I only got one point that time. Why?"
『Ding~ Reward levels don't always reflect per...
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Among the wounded ninja, many had family or friends in the unit. As a result, even though their numbers were dwindling, more Sharingan were awakened or upgraded within the group.
But no one felt any joy.
[Detected: User has successfully survived a death crisis]
[To conserve simulator energy, simulation precision reduced to one-day intervals]
[Day Two]
Thanks to the selfless sacrifice of several injured ninja, and...
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Simulation Start
Target Set: Root Ninja–"Yama"
Time: 4:00 AM
You learned from past failures and decided to prepare thoroughly this time.
In your room, you evenly glued explosive tags to a suitcase, turning it into a massive bomb. After packing everything into a large basket, you grabbed a bag of bread from the kitchen and snatched a box of matches. You left a note on the table for Granny Yukina, explaining you were h...
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[Simulator]
[User: Uchiha Kirin]
[Strength: 25]
[Speed: 15]
[Endurance: 10]
[Spirit: 125]
[Chakra: 1500]
[Ocular Power: 150/150]
[Nature Affinities: Fire, Wind, Water, Yin
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You channeled chakra to the soles of your feet, sprinting full speed as you shouted,
"Whose box is this?!"
Several ANBU hurled shuriken and kunai at you, but none of them used ninjutsu—likely wary of alerting others. Seizing the opportunity, you activated your Sharingan. With its powerful dynamic vision and your thorough mastery of the Manipulated Shuriken Technique, you deflected or dodged the incoming weapons with precision.
Through the keen perception of your Sharingan,...
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〖Simulation Start〗
〖1:00 AM〗
You decide to open the box you took from the Root ninja.
Even after using all your strength—and even trying to channel chakra through a kunai to force it open—you only manage to break the combination lock. The chakra seal remains completely intact.
〖2:00 AM〗
Looking at the two explosive tags sitting nearby, a bold idea sparks in your mind. You grab the box, pick up the...
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[9:00 AM]
You jog a lap around the Uchiha compound. Other than a few shinobi returning from missions, everything seems normal.
[10:00 AM]
After ten high-speed laps, fatigue sets in. You head back to the compound's snack street for breakfast.
That's when you spot Uchiha Kazuki leading a group of people, chasing after a dog.
You use the same trick as before—hurling a pebble squarely into his back. Then, flashing an international ...
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〖Target confirmed deceased〗
〖Extracting two highest-value loot items〗
『1』Water Nature Affinity
『2』+6 Strength
"Hiss~"
Seeing the loot displayed by the system, Uchiha Kirin couldn't help but suck in a sharp breath. Just one kill and he'd gained a full 6 points of Strength! Previously, he'd needed to grind through at least two full simulations—training tirelessly just to scrape together the same amount.
And ...
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[12:00 PM]
You and Granny Yukina arrive at the Elder's residence.
To your surprise, Granny Yukina doesn't even bother knocking—she pushes open the main gate and walks right in, completely ignoring the guards. Even more shocking, none of them try to stop her.
The Elder greets you both with a gentle smile and gestures for you to sit down and join him for lunch.
You give a polite self-introduction and were about to mention your prophetic dream—but the...
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Ding~ Loot System. The user may now designate a single target before each simulation begins.
During the simulation, if the user injures or kills the target...
At the end of the simulation, the user may randomly obtain loot from the target—including, but not limited to, physical attributes, mastered skills, and carried items!
If the target is injured, one item will be looted. The item's quality will correspond to th...
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"The simulation's duration changed from one hour to one day?"
Kirin Uchiha didn't really mind. Sure, an hourly simulation provided more detailed insights, but it also cost him far more time in the real world.
After running several simulations already, Kirin had a solid grasp of the key players' movements on the night of the Uchiha Massacre. A broader, day-by-day view would actually help him conserve time in reality.
(T/N: If somebody did not get it. Previously, the system pr...
2025-05-08 22:03:43 +0000 UTC
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[1:00 PM]
You wagered a hundred skewers of beef and challenged Uchiha Kazuki to settle the grudge that had formed after you defeated Uchiha Rikuto the day before.
Kazuki scoffed at your challenge—until you casually fired a bamboo skewer that pierced straight through the dango stick in his hand.
That single move made him take you seriously. He had to admit Rikuto's loss wasn't due to luck. But as the self-proclaimed boss of this street, Kazuki insisted ther...
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〖Evaluating both parties' strength...〗
〖In this simulation, the user worked hard to improve his abilities and faced stronger enemies head-on without retreating. In the end, he was still unable to escape death...〗
〖Final assessment: A valiant effort.〗
〖Rewards have been calculated!〗
〖User may choose two of the following three rewards:〗
『1』+...
2025-05-08 22:02:57 +0000 UTC
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"As expected! It's not quite as convenient as Kamui, but it solves a major problem during my early development. At the very least, I won't have to deal with the awkward situation of not having anywhere to store the rewards from simulations."
The moment he gained access to the system space, Uchiha Kirin understood its functions completely.
First and foremost, it served as a storage space. The system space could hold any items he obtained through simulations—ninja tools, ninjutsu ...
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1:00 PM
Facing Uchiha Kazuki—a kid built like a mountain—you knew one thing for certain: dying before the fight even starts was not an option.
You tried to run back to the orphanage, but his lackeys teamed up and blocked your path. One-on-one, you were confident you could win, relying on your trained body and the wisdom of someone who had lived another life. But Kazuki's gang didn't give you a chance. They rushed you all at once, leaving no room to ma...
2025-05-08 22:02:09 +0000 UTC
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Full name: Naruto: I Am Crazy with the Simulation System!
Synopsis: Uchiha Kirin transmigrated into a familiar yet unfamiliar Naruto world and activated the simulation system right from the start.
The moment the simulation begins, he dies and restarts again, gaining real bloodline and swordsmanship talents from the system!
The simulation begins, and the limitless evolution has already started!!
This time, he will no longer die a mea...
2025-05-08 22:01:36 +0000 UTC
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"Famine," "refugees," "world war"—these were terms Tsunade had barely ever needed to consider. In past wars between shinobi villages, none of this mattered.
The shinobi world was vast and sparsely populated, rich in natural resources. Even back when the Land of Rain became a battlefield between Iwagakure, Konoha, and Sunagakure, the civilians could still afford to eat. Heck, Yahiko even used to bring Konan and Nagato out to steal supplies and stash them in mountain caves.
That's...
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But this cowardly Slug Sage… was far more useful to the demon.
Uchiha Shiran stared coldly at her, his voice devoid of emotion.
"Since you're being so cooperative, I've got a question. Answer it honestly."
It was rare to find such an 'accommodating' ancient creature. Might as well extract whatever use he could before killing her.
The Slug Sage trembled on the ground, as if terrified beyond reason, acting like she hadn't heard a thing.
"Drop the act. Do you want...
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"Mm…"
"Whoa!"
While Uchiha Kaien and Namikaze Minato could clearly follow the movements of Might Duy and Hatake Sakumo thanks to their enhanced dynamic vision, the two kids—Hatake Kakashi and Might Guy—could only see afterimages flickering back and forth. Their eyes sparkled with awe as they let out bursts of excitement.
It was the first time they'd ever seen a real ninja battle, and to their surprise, they couldn't even follow the action. All they could think was—ni...
2025-05-08 05:10:01 +0000 UTC
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"It's true! This is my son—Might Guy!"
With fiery passion, Might Duy introduced his son to everyone present.
It was as if fate itself had arranged their meeting. The moment Guy was released, his eyes locked onto Hatake Kakashi—or rather, the wooden kunai in Kakashi's hand.
"You want this?"
Kakashi showed no fear at being approached by someone his age.
Guy nodded eagerly. That was a kunai! A real ninja tool!
"I can't give you this one, but I'll ...
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At dusk, the squad made camp by the roadside. According to Shikamaru's plan, they left only ten people visible, with Utakata acting as bait, while the rest, led by Kakashi, lay hidden nearby in ambush.
It didn't take long before two figures appeared on the distant horizon—Kakuzu and Hidan, swaggering openly down the main road without a care in the world.
"They're just up ahead," Kakuzu muttered. He could sense them clearly—a group of shinobi from the Five Great Nations, and ju...
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Shikamaru was silent for a moment. After collecting his thoughts, he began to speak:
"Among them, the loudmouth with the necklace around his neck is named Hidan. He uses a red scythe to extract blood—and his ability is immortality. Even if you cut off his head, he doesn't die."
"Asuma-sensei once decapitated him, but his head hit the ground and still kept talking. Later, his teammate reattached it, and he just got up and kept fighting like nothing happened."
Gasps and murm...
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Two weeks later.
Uchiha Mirai arrived at a coliseum.
The arena was packed to the brim, every spectator's face brimming with excitement.
They cheered at the top of their lungs, fists pumping wildly in the air.
In this fever-pitched atmosphere, the primal side of humanity was on full display.
As he watched the scene unfold, Mirai couldn't help but recall the underground cage fights from his past life.
Apart from the more luxurious and formal ...
2025-05-08 05:06:01 +0000 UTC
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Kazematsuri Moegi was still in a daze by the time she walked out of the Hokage Building.
She had never imagined that her very first mission as a jōnin would be with him—with the Emperor himself.
It was like being the worst student in class and realizing the strictest teacher was standing behind you during the exam, silently staring down at your paper.
Absolutely nerve-wracking!
She doubted she'd be able to get a wink of sleep tonight.
In contrast, Mir...
2025-05-08 05:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Tony Stark dragged Pepper Potts straight into the master bedroom of the villa—and locked the door behind them without hesitation.
Meanwhile, Yamanaka Shinno, true to his motto of "never stand when you can lie down," had summoned a beach chair from downstairs and reclined under the sun, eyes closed, soaking in the rays.
As for the SHIELD female agents who'd arrived by helicopter?
These weren't the shy, easily flustered types.
The moment they disembarked, they each gav...
2025-05-08 05:04:01 +0000 UTC
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"Oh—shit! It's glowing! This was the dumbest bet I've ever made! I actually bet my own brother—what the hell was I thinking? This is terrifying, even for me... Oh my God..."
Inside the bathroom, Tony Stark stared at his reflection in the mirror, where the faint golden glow of a "Virginity Seal Specialist" curse flickered across his skin. He cursed under his breath.
He genuinely hadn't expected this.
All the Sorcerer Supreme did was snap his fingers.
...
2025-05-08 05:03:01 +0000 UTC
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Yamanaka Shinno stepped out of the dimensional portal at the head of the group.
Mordo and Kaecilius stood to his left and right, with Wong close behind him.
Tony Stark had been slightly on edge seeing the lineup—like a mafia entourage escorting their young master. The sheer presence and aura they gave off were leagues beyond what Happy could pull off.
But when he caught a bit of Wong's murmured words, something shifted.
Abstinence? Cultivation?
Hell no.
A...
2025-05-08 05:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Yagura's use of the Water Mirror Technique was nothing short of eerie and unpredictable.
Thanks to the large-scale Water Release just moments ago, Sarutobi Hiruzen now stood surrounded by a watery battlefield—perfect conditions for the Water Clone Technique.
With Hiruzen's extensive combat experience, there was no way he hadn't anticipated that the Yaguras around him might just be clones.
It was impossible he hadn't thought of it.
And yet, the sheer speed of the Wate...
2025-05-08 05:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The subject now was Danzo and his Root organization.
Ever since the Nine-Tails rampage, a considerable amount of time had passed. The ordinary ninja without strength or political standing had been largely ignored in the grander schemes.
All the burden had fallen on Hiruzen Sarutobi and the Anbu under his authority.
He hadn't even had time to tally the casualties from his faction yet—but the number surely wasn't small.
Danzo!
Don't tell me that while the Nine-Ta...
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