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081 Naruto: Reborn as Kakuzu

"Yes, Terumi... It's such a beautiful surname," Ruto sighed as he cradled the newborn boy in his arms. "If only..."

"What are you sighing about?" Hizuko playfully swatted Ruto on the shoulder, her cheeks tinged with pink. "From today, you're no longer a shinobi. We can live a peaceful life now." She hesitated, her voice dropping.

"And... we can have as many children as you'd like..."

Her face flushed as she tugged at her clothes nervously.

Ruto chuckled, warmth spreadi...

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047 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Everyone knew that while Danzo's words were harsh and cold-blooded, they were undeniably true.

"So… what do you all think… would be the right… time to end… this war?" Hiruzen Sarutobi asked with a hint of helplessness.

"I think your idea of stationing troops in the Land of Rain was good… just two years too early," Arashi said, looking toward Mitokado Homura, who was known for his strategic analyses. Arashi trusted that Konoha's advisors had already considered the possibi...

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046 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

In a modest izakaya on the banks of the Shule River, tucked away far from the Hourglass Group's factory district, the setting was serene and quiet. From the outside, it looked like any ordinary roadside eatery. However, stepping inside revealed a different story. The decor wasn't lavish, but it exuded a warm, rustic charm. The layout was clean and organized, with soft lighting that made the atmosphere feel cozy and inviting.

The place had been entirely cleared out, leaving only one tabl...

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045 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Nawaki woke up groggily from unconsciousness, only to realize his entire body was submerged in liquid. Panic gripped him instantly. He tried to flail but discovered he couldn't move a muscle, his chest heavy with pain. Glancing down, his eyes widened in horror—there was a massive hole in his chest, covered by a thin, transparent membrane. Through it, he could see a white heart beating steadily inside his chest.

"Mmhh!" Nawaki tried to scream, but a tube inserted into his mouth silence...

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044 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Unbelievable! What's going on with Konoha? Even Hiruzen Sarutobi himself has come to pay respects! They're giving Hanzo of the Salamander way too much credit," Yashamaru exclaimed, his surprise evident as he observed Konoha's mourning delegation.

At the forefront of the group stood Hiruzen Sarutobi, clad in solemn white robes. To show respect, even the red Hokage hat he usually wore was covered in white cloth. Behind him followed Danzo Shimura and Homura Mitokado, their expressions equ...

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043 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

In a desolate alley in the Land of Rain, the drizzle continued to fall relentlessly. Outside the alley, several corpses lay scattered haphazardly. The entire alley looked as though it had been bombarded by an airstrike—both concrete walls were nearly demolished, the ground was riddled with craters, each about a meter wide, and the marks of an intense battle were everywhere. If an experienced ninja were present, they would surely be stunned by the sheer ferocity and destruction of the battle...

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042 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Yuxi Peninsula."

"Yuxi Peninsula? Where is that? Mut?" The Daimyō of the Land of Wind glanced at the elder retainer by his side, who promptly handed over a map.

"Daimyō-sama, it is here, located in the southern part of the Land of Rivers, west of the Land of Fire, and at the eastern border of our country. It's a small fishing village surrounded on three sides by the sea. The scenery is quite nice. Your grandfather once built a country villa there, though it was destroyed during...

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041 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Alright, alright, everyone, settle down. Please, take your seats." Arashi pressed his hands down gently, signaling the crowd to quiet. Gradually, the large assembly hall fell into silence.

Looking out at the sea of people, Arashi couldn't help but feel a sense of awe. In his past life, he had been an ordinary grid worker, only once helping set up a municipal conference—essentially placing nameplates and cleaning up. Yet now, in the world of Naruto, he found himself hosting a...

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040 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Tsunade laughed triumphantly, tossing the dice cup skillfully in her hand.

"Haha, three fives! A leopard roll! You're done for this round. Open yours already!" Her smug expression screamed professional gambler, as if she'd been born at the casino tables.

"You really like gambling that much, huh?" Arashi asked, shaking his own dice cup lazily. He wasn't particularly interested in gambling, but the enthusiasm from his opponent was hard to ignore.

"Of course! It's in my blood. ...

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039 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Inside the borders of the Land of Birds, in a seemingly ordinary public restroom.

This "restroom" was far from ordinary. Within its hidden chambers was an underground exchange—a hub for the darkest trades of the shinobi world. Murder, robbery, kidnapping, smuggling, money laundering, even plotting coups—if it was something that couldn't see the light of day, you could arrange it here. For the right price, anything could be done.

At this moment, Kakuzu was meti...

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038 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Tsunade bit into her sandwich nonchalantly, speaking in her usual carefree tone.

"Honestly, you don't need to overthink it. I'm not planning to get serious with you or anything. Oh, this sandwich is pretty good."

Arashi, sitting stiffly across from her, coughed awkwardly.

"Ahem, well… I'm rather conservative when it comes to matters of the heart. Not to embarrass myself, but last night was my first time."

"Mine too." Tsunade lifted the blanket from the sofa bed, reve...

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037 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Despicable! Shameless! Utterly disgraceful!" Rasa slammed his fist on the table so hard that the teacups on top clattered, spilling freshly brewed tea all over the surface.

"If you're angry, be angry—but why take it out on the table? Now I have to clean this up," Karura grumbled as she pulled out a cloth and started wiping the mess.

"Have you ever seen anything like this? The factory hasn't even been running for a year, and that conniving old man has raised taxes for the third ...

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036 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"From what I can tell, there's no rejection reaction yet, but his vitals are still dangerously weak. Considering how severe his injuries were and the extent of the surgery, whether he wakes up or not... that's up to fate." Arashi said with a resigned sigh, his eyes fixed on Nawaki, who floated in a glass cylinder filled with nutrient-rich liquid, an oxygen tube attached to his face.

"I've done everything I could... everything..." Tsunade muttered, her breath heavy as she wiped the blood...

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035 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Here, take this." Tsunade handed over a kunai.

"Uh, thanks..." Arashi accepted the kunai with a faint look of disdain, thinking to himself, Seriously?

She's the Princess of Konoha, and for my birthday, she just gives me a kunai? Talk about underwhelming.

Almost as if reading his mind, Tsunade shot him a glare.

"Don't underestimate this kunai. It's one of my granduncle's relics! See the Flying Thunder God seal on it? I wouldn't part with this if it we...

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034 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"I propose restructuring all three-man ninja squads into four-man teams, with the additional member serving as a medical ninja. Moreover, all combat strategies should revolve around the medical ninja. I firmly believe that such an arrangement will significantly enhance the survival rate of every ninja squad on the battlefield. To support this strategy, I've outlined three principles:

A medical ninja must never abandon treatment while a teammate is still alive.

A medic...

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033 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!"

In the training grounds of the Sunagakure Ninja Academy, hundreds of children were practicing punches in unison. Leading the exercise were Kazekage's student, Hidan, and the Konoha "exchange student," Might Guy. Their punches were executed with precision and vigor, filling the air with energy and intensity.

The taijutsu instructor at the Sunagakure Ninja Academy was none other than "foreign teacher" Might Day. Thanks to his exceptional performance in the pa...

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032 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

The enormous figure, was bent over, coughing up mouthfuls of blood. Several of his lackeys hurriedly rushed to his side, patting his chest and back in a panic.

"There... must be a traitor... someone... betrayed us," he growled between gasps, his eyes blazing with hatred. "When I find them... I'll tear them to shreds!"

This ambush had been a disaster. After being humiliated in the Land of Rivers, he'd been nursing a seething grudge. As a member of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the M...

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031 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"A summoning beast? I thought you always looked down on that kind of thing," Ebizō said, raising an eyebrow at Arashi's question.

"Looked down on it? Why would I do that?"

"Well, when you became a Jōnin, didn't you always rely on controlling the Iron Sand and Shukaku for fights? I thought you…"

"Hey, it's not that I looked down on it," Arashi interrupted, waving a hand dismissively. "You know I grew up in the orphanage. The village paid for my education, and my Jōnin me...

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030 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Your Mizukage truly has it rough..." Arashi wiped the sweat from his forehead, his mouth slightly agape. He glanced at Chiyo, seated beside him, and Yagura, standing nearby. Both looked back at him, equally stunned.

The young, baby-faced man before them carried an air of shyness and unease, yet Arashi did not dare underestimate him. This was none other than Yagura Karatachi, the future Fourth Mizukage—a formidable figure and a selfless protector of his village. As the perfect Jinchū...

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029 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Ah, finally back. I swear, once I lie down, I never want to get up again."

Arashi sprawled unceremoniously on his bed in Sunagakure, burying his head into the soft goose-feather pillow as if planning to never emerge.

At this moment, Arashi was at his house—yes, his own house. Not a modest ninja dorm provided by the village, nor a resting chamber in the Kazekage's Hall. It was a three-story luxurious villa, purchased with his hard-earned money back wh...

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028 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Everyone, please look here! This is the desert highway I've designed!" Arashi controlled the iron sand, shaping it into a three-dimensional holographic projection that morphed dynamically with the movement of his fingers. Cross-sections, longitudinal views, top-down perspectives, and underside views provided an intuitive representation for the audience.

"Of course, this is just my preliminary concept. The highway would be 50 meters wide, 5 meters high, with supporting columns half a me...

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027 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Kentarō looked up at the sun, wiped the sweat from his neck, and then glanced at the wheat seedlings in the field, a satisfied smile spreading across his face.

"I still don't get it. You're always smiling. In the Land of Rivers, you farmed. In the Land of Wind, you're still farming," Kentarō's younger brother, Ryūsai, muttered distractedly as he pulled weeds from the field.

"What do you know? Our lives were saved by Lord Kazekage. What more could we ask for? Besides, who did we...

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026 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Come, come, come! Danzo, Hanzo, drink up, drink up! Let's enjoy ourselves!" Arashi exclaimed boisterously, raising his cup. His slightly slurred speech betrayed his tipsy state.

"I heard that the Kazekage will be returning to the village soon," Hanzo of the Salamander suddenly brought up.

"That's right, that's right," Arashi replied with a hiccup. "The war's over, the diplomatic work is done, and the factory here is just about wrapped up. I'll hand things over tomorrow and head b...

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025 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Infinite Tsukuyomi?" Tsunade and Jiraiya were visibly shocked after hearing Arashi's description.

"That's what it's called, but for now, their involvement in the recent wars suggests they're pulling strings from the shadows," Arashi said firmly.

"Could the Uchiha clan be behind this? Tell me, what does your leader usually go by?" Tsunade grabbed the neck of a White Zetsu clone, her grip so strong it twisted the creature's neck into an unnatural shape. The sight sent shivers down ...

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024 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Do you have a test tube?"

"Yes. Why? What do you need it for?"

"Take one out. Hold it like this. Just wait a moment."

Arashi pulled out a handkerchief and squeezed it over the test tube. After a while, a small amount of white liquid filled half the tube.

"What is this?" Tsunade curiously examined the liquid in the test tube and instinctively added half a tube of sealing solution to it.

"It's a friend's blood."

"Blood?" Tsunade froze for a moment. She grabb...

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023 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Looking at Zetsu—with half of his face forming a sly smile—Arashi couldn't help but consider how to eliminate him. This guy was undoubtedly the most reactionary character in the entire manga. If he could deal with Zetsu now, Ōtsutsuki Kaguya could rest in peace, and Uchiha Madara might quietly grow old like a hermit. All the schemes and disasters would vanish. Perhaps even the Third and Fourth Shinobi Wars could be avoided, saving countless innocent lives.

But Black Zetsu was merel...

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022 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Damn, this woman is relentless!" Arashi muttered under his breath as he raced forward at lightning speed, clad in his Lightning Release Armor. Behind him, Kazama Yuu followed closely, her speed matching his step for step.

When he noticed they were about to be surrounded by Iwagakure forces, Arashi decisively ordered a retreat. Despite his quick reaction, a few unlucky teammates were caught by Kazama Yuu's Dust Release, disintegrated without a trace.

Damn it, I only came to st...

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021 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Hey, Danzo, what happened to you? Why are you so skinny?"

Arashi stared at the haggard figure in front of him with a mixture of shock and disbelief. It hadn't been that long since they last met, yet Danzo's face was pale, with deep bags under his eyes, a sickly bluish tint around his eye sockets, and his cheeks sunken. He looked like he had lost a significant amount of weight.

"Sigh… it's a long story," Danzo said, his lifeless eyes staring out at the raindrops hitting the wind...

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020 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

"Good afternoon, Elder Ebizō."

"Good afternoon."

"Good afternoon, Elder Ebizō."

"Good afternoon."

Ever since Ebizō took up the role of Minister of Education, he developed a new hobby: standing at the school gates during dismissal to watch the children as they left. Over time, many of the kids grew fond of this kind old man and greeted him warmly, and he always responded with a cheerful smile. To him, the children of Sunagakure were seeds of hope, destined to grow in...

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019 Reborn as the Third Kazekage

Fuguki Suikazan stared in astonishment at the two people who had suddenly appeared before him. His eyes lingered on the blue-haired youth, and a flicker of recognition sparked in his mind. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a wanted poster and compared it to the man standing before him.

"You're the Third Kazekage?"

"That's right," Arashi replied, his voice calm but edged with irritation.

Fuguki burst into a shrill, grating laugh, like the cawing of a crow.

"Hahaha...

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