~ 25 ~
“Welcome to the party, Joe!” A guard shouted at him. It took a moment for Joe to remember the man’s name, it had been a while since he had talked to him, and he only seemed to appear during stressful situations.
“Uh… Jay! What’s happening?” Joe looked around and saw that there were various Mages blasting water at the burning barracks, and even more people were running toward the walls.
“Under attack from, I don't know, some kinda col...
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~ 24 ~
After spending the better part of an hour working to parse and understand the information that had filled his head with the addition of the new skills, Joe was feeling very pleased with the transition. the skills themselves seems to support each other in a way that he had not been expecting.
As he had expected, the ability to create ritual circles was the most basic portion of what he could do. With the alchemical component skill, he could almost completely alter...
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HI guys! I just re-wrote a large section of this chapter, I was getting comments that Joe was wayyyy off his normal character, and you were totally right about that. Hope you like this better, and thank you all so much for the feedback. It makes the books better, and me into a better writer!
~ 23 ~
Joe and the Master enchanter walked out of the temple and over to a small restaurant that had recently Opened. They opened the door, but when Joe saw who was sitting at a ta...
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~ 22 ~
“He broke his oath?” Joe's bald head furrowed as he worked to understand what that message meant. His eyes flew open, then narrowed in rage as it became clear. “That overly hair-conditioned peacock took one of the dungeon items with him! Come on everyone, use whatever you have to utterly destroy him as soon as we find him!”
“Calm down, Joe.” Jess walked into the area with a smile on her face. She winked at him teasingly, “I think I have what you are looking fo...
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Hello from the middle of the ocean! I got internet access just so I could get this out today!! Hope you are all doing super well!!
~ 21 ~
“Destroy them? Who is ‘them’? Joe opened the details of the quest, blinking in surprise as he read.
Quest: Destroy Them. A team of adventurers have blasted their way into the final layer of this dungeon. They are disregarding the sacred traditions of best dwarven choosing site, and damaging ancient artifacts sto...
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~ 20 ~
Putting this up tonight since I have an early day tomorrow!
“You would. Turn against. Your King?” The mechanical voice of the Dwarven King was slightly stilted, as it came from the actual automaton, and not some kind of recording. It stood and pulled two warhammers off the ground, then started top glow in odd patterns across its armor.
“Oh, sugar snap peas…” Alexis spat, “It’s got enchanted gear.”
“What did you expect from a King tha...
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~ 19 ~
They were standing at the bottom of a huge tube. Looking up, the only thing Joe could think of was the similarity to missile silos. Jess had already searched this for any way in, but going to the top was the only way to progress. Joe looked at the others and nodded, then mentally told the ritual to stop.
End Ritual of Leaden Boots? Caution: this will end the ritual for all [5] of the people it is impacting! Yes / No.
Joe thought ‘yes’, and the ...
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~ 18 ~
“Let’s do a quick inspection before we go.” Joe looked at the others, not able to see anything different. “I was able to make a few anti-personnel rituals, and I figured out a way to get to the bottom of the lake, but I wasn't able to find a way for us to breathe down there.”
“I got that!” Alexis pulled out a vial that seemed to contain a tiny storm. “This is called a Fish-flop Flask. It's a pretty common poison that makes anyone breathing it only...
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~ 17 ~
“I need anything you’ve all been working on that might be helpful in water.” Joe explained to his coven as he shifted the room slightly. He was in the Grand Ritual Hall inspecting rituals for flaws or to help figure out issues that his Coven had been having.
Big_Mo handed over some loose-leaf parchment. “I’ve been working on an interesting concept, but I think that it's at a higher level than I can manage.”
“What… is this?...
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~ 16 ~
“Joe, is it?” Sam stated affably. “I’ve met so many ‘Joes’ in the last few days that I feel like it is going to get listed as the number one name in Eternium in the next few days!”
“Ah-ha… yeah.” Joe nodded at the group and stiffly turned away. They started walking, but stopped short when Sam called out to them.
“By the way… Joe. I think we might be looking for the same thing, and I’m going to tell you this right n...
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~ 15 ~
The letter was from Boris, and it held the information he had promised Joe weeks ago. Joe ran his eyes over it again as his team walked along, pleased as punch that he had come this direction before; it would help him gain an edge over someone else that had caused trouble for Boris.
Joe,
It appears that there may be an item that will allow you to specialize your current class into a higher one. It may be a type of book, a stone ta...
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~ 14 ~
“To arms! Towney McTownface is under attack!”
The klaxon sounding throughout the guild made Joe spring upright, and he ran to the wall as he shook off his grogginess. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw someone shadowy leaping at him. “Dark Lightning Strike!”
The strange-sounding lightning hit him just as the apparent assassin did, but the thin daggers dealt far more damage than the spell. Still, as the daggers bounced off his E...
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~ 13 ~
“I can't help but feel that we missed something.” Joe muttered as they walked away from the dungeon. “Something was nagging at me there at the end…”
“So go back tomorrow and look.” Poppy grumped at him. “Don’t just keep repeating yourself. Did you get the five points of dex?”
Joe blinked and looked at the rewards. “Yeah. Oh! I also got a point for characteristic training! Holy… nine hundred and ten experience, too!”
As the no...
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~ 12 ~
Charging attacks avoided: 36/100.
Joe was twisting in midair, having finally found an outlet for his jumping skill. “Bard, on your left!”
The stocky Skald was having the most trouble of anyone present, but he still managed to roll out of the way of the thundering hooves. “Son of a biscuit munchin’ Brit!”
“I told you to join my yoga class and get that dexterity up!” Alexis called out.
“Ah’ve been doin’ th...
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Hope you are all having an excellent time today!
With the family today, no chapter! See you Friday!!
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~ 11 ~
“Are you still wondering why I said that I was worried that you would put us out of business?” Daniella sounded exhausted. “If you can make half of those buildings, you’ll be able to do something that no one in the Union has been able to do for over a century.”
Joe had only scanned twenty-eight buildings, but the results had been spectacular. Not only did he gain mostly Uncommon and Rare blueprints, but whatever building he had left suddenly ...
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~ 10 ~
Daniella arrived at the same time she had the day before, just after Joe finished his hot-coal training. The extra point of strength and constitution was just enough for him to fully ignore a sleepless night. He had taken a peek under his shirt, and was pleased to see the first hints of beautiful abdominal muscles. “Joe, are you ready to begin the day?”
“Good morning, Daniella.” Joe responded calmly, just as the last hints of sweat vanished thanks to hi...
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~ 9 ~
Joe was in the horse stance, grunting as flaming coals were dropped on top of the metal shield he was holding above his head. He found that strength and endurance training allowed him to free his mind to think of other issues in the background. In this case, he was going over what had happened with the Alchemist last night.
The ‘instant’ in the reward line meant that he gained that portion of his reward right away, which meant that they needed to train. Jake...
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Joe leaned over his book, staring down at words that were changing how he thought about his rituals. “Purifying flame under a Gorgonsteel cauldron can enhance the potency of both earth and flame aspected components up to the fifth degree. The delta factor of the…”
“I have no idea what any of this means.” He shook his head and sighed. After returning to the Guild, Joe had gone straight to his base in the Grand Ritual Hall and started reading. Unfortunately, the...
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~ 7 ~
“Gonna be honest wit’ yah.” Bard took and released a deep breath as he rubbed his legs and arm. “I am not ah big o’ this dungeon. Ah know ahm gettin healed, but ah feel like it's still damaged.”
The group had gotten into a fight with two more Everwatch monsters, and had learned several not so fun facts. When you were chosen as the target of the self-sacrifice, you were the only one that got experience from the monster. The damage done was on a point-by...
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~ 6 ~
“Anyone know how to increase the luck stat? I remember something about games of chance, but I never followed up on that.” Joe finally broke the lingering silence. The only sound for the last ten minutes had been the slow scratching of Jess’s quill on paper, and the repetitiveness was starting to drive him crazy.
“Yeah.” Bard perked up and scooted closer, leaving tracks in the dirt. “Ah’d be happy ta show yah. Its gonna cost yah, though.”
...
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~ Five ~
“No, I didn't. I was… why am I telling you this?” Boris shook his head and glared at Joe. “What are you doing, youngster?”
“Research.” Joe waved at the table and nodded. “Trying to find out more about my class, get a few lore skills, and find my path to my next Specialization.”
“Ah. Well… I can't exactly kick out a Tenured Scholar.” Boris seemed as displeased by that fact as he seemed happy that Joe had that rank. “Is th...
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~ Four ~
“I have a good idea for a dungeon I’d like to have the group run through.” Jess handed Joe a sheet of paper. “Since you are a Guild Officer, I sent a couple people to secure it for us.”
“Oh, nice!” Joe looked at the information on the paper, then frowned. “Oh. Totally unknown?”
“Yeah, I want to use it to train up my new class.” Jess grinned at Joe, taunting him with the fact that he had no idea what her class actually was.
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Cool thing to share, I was recently number 10 on a New York Times bestselling list. https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2019/11/19/business/ap-us-audiobooks-top-10.html
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Hi guys!!! You may have noticed that I didn’t put up a chapter yesterday. Reason for that: the full book should be in your email this evening!
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~ 28 ~
Two years had passed since Yvessa entered the D-ranks. This morning was notable for only one reason: Irene had unbalanced the daily routine by making a massive cacophony at the gate. She was furious, and it roused absolutely everyone from whatever they had been doing.
A messenger had come to declare a new expeditionary force once again chasing raiders was moving their way in. The scout was there early to bring the matter to the attention...
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