Extra Story Poll
What should I write next?
Optimistic wasn't going to be on this poll either, but seeing Ruby getting her ass beat motivated me enough to write more
You can thank Death Battle for that lol
2025-09-26 09:39:14 +0000 UTC View Post
What should I write next?
Optimistic wasn't going to be on this poll either, but seeing Ruby getting her ass beat motivated me enough to write more
You can thank Death Battle for that lol
2025-09-26 09:39:14 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Marethyu
It’s been a few weeks since Verdia’s defeat, and for the most part, things have gotten relatively quiet. You’d expect this Demon King to send someone to investigate whatever happened to one of his generals, but nothing has come up yet, thankfully. In a world like this, where long-distance communication and sharing information haven’t yet been invented, it’s likely that word hasn‘t even reached him.
It should, though, seeing...
2025-09-26 09:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostI missed two months of snippets, so here's a double. The two choices with the most votes will be picked
2025-09-11 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat should I write next?
No optimistic because I just posted a 20k chapter and my brain is fried
2025-09-11 19:56:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat should I write next?
You can vote Optimistic now since it finally reached its goal of staying ten chapters ahead of public. i'll still hold off on public uploads (QQ/FFN) until chapter 92 or something. mostly to post in bulk after not posting for a long while. I think its been about four months or so?
2025-09-02 16:21:46 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Marethyu, Priapus
For a legendary-tier dungeon, the ‘fodder’ mobs are a lot weaker than they’re supposed to be. I mean, in the other one, even the infected villagers posed one hell of a threat in comparison, and not just in their ability to take control of my magic, but in their stats too. These things? Even weaker than Primal-class Grimm.
My sword cleanly slices through a pouncing rat, turning it into ashes in an instant. Despite feeling the heat...
2025-09-02 16:16:51 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Maple
Now, I could just be setting myself up for disappointment, but ever since I found out about the little operation Dwight has under Honolulu, I’ve been salivating at the opportunity to get right in there and take all his shit for myself. Why wouldn’t I? Imagine the sort of stuff he has in there. Weapons, resources, fucking drugs or potions— I don’t care. I’ll steal everything because I deserve it more.
Really, what would ...
2025-08-27 13:53:27 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by Priapus, Marethyu
With a tired groan, I slowly open my eyes to find myself staring up at another unfamiliar ceiling, taking a moment to process what’s going on. I immediately notice that I feel strangely well compared to the past few days. I’m not suffering from a headache, my throat doesn’t hurt as much, and I can actually move around without pain flaring up in every inch of my body. With my vision still blurry, I blink a few times, yawn, and sit on the...
2025-08-21 20:45:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhat should I write next? Please vote and don't let this be another tie
2025-08-19 13:38:42 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Marethyu, Priapus
Standing in front of the shining door of the legendary dungeon, I take a moment to reflect. It didn’t take me too long to get the key— the area surrounding this dungeon was a Grimm nest inside a cave far away from civilization on the eastern side of Mistral, so I just had to go in, wipe everything out, and eventually the key would drop. Though finding dungeon keys has never really been an issue. In my experience, one nearby Grimm is guar...
2025-08-19 13:35:40 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus
“I called because I thought it had been a while since we talked…” I comment after a few seconds of silence. “But now I’m not sure if I should be bothering you. You look awful.”
My sister consistently ensured her self-care was meticulously maintained. She was always dressed properly, no matter the situation, and well-rested despite how many responsibilities she had. She was always in peak physical and mental condition as her job deman...
2025-08-14 16:54:56 +0000 UTC View PostCan people with the power to vote actually vote, please?
2025-08-08 20:53:23 +0000 UTC View PostSo what should I write this time?
Note: The reason Optimistic isn't available is because Supers wouldn't be able to read it anyway, since the next two chapters will be Ultra exclusive. Supers will start getting new chapters once 90 and after are released.
If you still want to vote Optimistic to get to that point sooner, then tell me. If enough people are okay with it, I'll add it to the next poll.
2025-08-07 17:50:36 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Marethyu
– Ozpin –
Watching the recording of the great duel between the two Titan Slayers for the umpteenth time, the Headmaster of Beacon leaned back, his expression still stuck in confusion and surprise. He’d had a hard time believing what he saw the first time, and even upon several rewatchings, this was still highly unprecedented.
Of course, the battle was highly entertaining. It had been countless millennia sin...
2025-08-07 17:38:46 +0000 UTC View PostSo I've been gone for a while, and I haven't really posted anything since then, but this time, I do have a good excuse. Two, actually. Not gonna stretch this more than necessary, so let's start with the somewhat complex reason why I'm gone. Relatively speaking, anyway.
I won't say what it is, but there's a certain medication I've been taking at the suggestion of my doctor, and recently, I had to increase the dosage. One of the side effects is severe stomach ache and nausea, and that fuc...
2025-08-07 17:35:39 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Marethyu
– Daigo –
If there was one thing he could appreciate, it was peace and quiet. Something he couldn’t enjoy much of, considering his position, but he would take what he could get. A rare moment where he could calm his nerves was a blessing, especially after so many ‘events’ happening consecutively; he wondered if fate was out to get him.
Though Daigo was not a religious man. Really, it was difficult to be...
2025-07-15 21:58:05 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Marethyu
Alone in one of Amity’s private rooms, I lean against the window and look out, gazing down at the colosseum with arms crossed and a smile, having watched the end of the award ceremony just a couple of minutes ago. I had no doubts about Wildberry winning the tournament unless they deliberately threw the final match, but seeing them get their gold medals and trophy was still pretty cool. After everything they went through, they deserve it. I...
2025-07-06 09:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus
It has been quite some time since I’ve done any adventurer work. Naturally, because I’ve wiped out most monsters and bandits in Mondstadt, all that was left were casual delivery or gathering quests. Nothing too exciting or worth the trouble, as slaying quests are what pays well.
However, I’ve left the other regions untouched during my little ‘massacre,’ seeing no reason to solve this world’s problem so early in my vacation. Besides, ...
2025-06-28 16:18:31 +0000 UTC View PostAt least you got two chapters at once.
Edited by: Priapus, a kiwi, Marethyu
With great effort, I manage to lift my eyelids, revealing an unfamiliar wooden ceiling. I huff in a strange mix of exhaustion and some emotion that feels like it's choking me. My surroundings spin, my head throbs, and an unexpected pain courses through my body, causing me to grimace and cough violently. This distressing feeling lingers for a moment as I decide to look arou...
2025-06-21 16:51:42 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Marethyu
You know what? All things considered, today has been a pretty good day. Scratch that, the past week was great. Tiny setbacks here and there, mostly with the massive bomb that attracted an entire army of Grimm and made me miss most of the tournament, but ultimately? I don’t think this could’ve gone any better. Sure, that giant bird showing up gave me a mini heart attack, but it fucking off immediately after is pretty much a best-case scen...
2025-06-21 16:48:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat should I write this time?
Note: Since Optimistic will have 10 Patreon exclusive chapters instead of five, the way things work will be a bit different.
To provide Super and Ultra tiers with additional benefits, making them more worthwhile to afford, they'll be reading ahead of the Legacy tier as well.
The Legacy tier will remain five chapters ahead of the public release, but the Supers tier will be seven chapters ahead, and the Ultra tier will have access to the entire...
2025-06-03 17:16:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat should I write? Supposed to be for May, but I didn't want to post this before posting a chapter first lol.
2025-06-03 17:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostEdited by: Priapus, Marethyu
– Mizuki –
“I told you so.” The irritatingly smug Kyuubi said, blowing a cloud of smoke after inhaling from her pipe.
“Yeah, you already said that,” Mizuki, sitting opposite Yasaka, replied with an unamused tone. “You don’t have to repeat it.”
“I. Told. You. So.”
Mizuki groaned at Yasaka’s unwillingness to let this go, although, while she wouldn’t admit it out loud, had the r...
2025-06-03 17:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post