Toni and Ryan

CHRISTMAS IN JU-LIVE STREAM!

You've heard of Christmas, you've heard of friend-mas - but have you heard of a CHRISTMAS IN JU-LIVESTREAM*?! (July + livestream = ju-livestream)

This Sunday at 11pm AEST we'll be going LIVE for our first livestream for our Champion Tarpers! You can work out what time that is for you, but its 9am Sunday morning for New York, 6am Sunday morning in LA, 2pm in London, 4pm in Finland and 6.30pm in India.

We will jump on and make Christmas Cocktails and chat and SING! 

You'l...

MOVIES with scenes are the credits

We'll watch the whole movie but Toni and I were banging on about post credit scenes that are loose so let's do it ... 

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #003

Hi, my name’s Toni, and I suck.

I woke up this morning at 7.25am and got ready and went to Ryan’s house to record a bunch of personalized videos for you fine people.

Having slept until the last possible moment to get to his house on time for 8am, I didn’t leave myself enough time to make a coffee or have any breakfast.

Most mornings I’ll have weetbix with blueberries (when I can afford them and/or when I don’t leave them in the back of the fridge to get all smooshy...

ROAD TRIP MOVIES

We've been on the road and we're still not hating each other ...

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #002

Hi! Happy Thursday or whatever day it is for you!!! I have a conundrum.

The other day I was saying goodbye to someone, and said ‘ciao!’

This is pretty common, right? People who don’t speak Italian say things like ‘ciao’ at the end of a phonecall, or ‘grazie’ in a cheap Italian restaurant with waiters and waitresses who definitely do not speak Italian and have never even dreamt of visiting. We say things like ‘hola!’ to people who, also, are not Spanish.<...

Natural Disaster Movies

When Toni had COVID she fell into a hole of only watching natural disaster movies and she stands by it and reckons we should give it a crack.
Make your choices and we'll watch next week!

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #001

Hi! Welcome! As you’ll be well aware, this is the first blog From the Desk of Dr* Toni Lodge, and it’s a pleasure. I’m not sure I ever imagined my chaotic brain being in podcast form, much less did I expect that the chaotic brain that feeds half of Toni and Ryan would turn into a blog, but here we are.

To pop the cherry on this delightful new medium, I need to discuss a hot topic of the day, which is me giving shit recommendations and some of the ways in which Ry...

EXCLUSIVE - Groundhog becomes Airhog

a sneaky exclusive video treat for you ...
I (Ryan) almost pissed myself and before you ask, yes, Toni is still alive!

EXCLUSIVE EPISODE - HR Meeting

• Americans and Socks
• Rumours and Memes
• International Mediation
• Rick Rolling
• Jen The Snitch

Non Traditional Jim Carrey Movies

Toni hasn't seen THE TRUMANN SHOW so please let her see it.
My wife's favorite movie is ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND so we'll see how this plays out huh.

FIRST MOVIE OF FUN TRILOGIES

What are we watching this weekend?

EXCLUSIVE EPISODE - The Category is Categories

* We drank cocktails after this
* Choosing Movies
* Normal or Nah
* TARPers vs America

MOVIES WITH BIG THINGS

R: Oh why isn't Ryan's cock on the list?
T: Cause it says big things.
R: Thanks to Jason for the category idea

BONUS EPISODE THIS WEEK

We'll go through a stack of your comments in the podcast

* QUESTIONS

* NORMAL OR NAHS

* PITCH A MOVIE CATEGORY

* PITCH A PODCAST SEGMENT

Chat soon,
Ryan

HEATH LEDGER MOVIES

We watched 10 Things I Hate About You last week and we're feeling the Heath love.
I also think we've watched "The Dark Knight" already so don't @ me.

DIDN'T GET AN EMAIL ABOUT YA DRINK BOTTLE?

Hello all,

It's Chief Merchandising, International Shipping, Email Lists and Tech Support Officer Ryan here. As CMISELTSO, I take my job here at this not a business very seriously.

(SIDE NOTE: Does anyone also have a C*something*O job title?)

If you DID NOT get an email from me (And you've checked your junk, spam, promotions, other folders and your linen cupboard) put your email below and I'll add you manually.

Or if you'd prefer to DM us here on Patreon cause #pri...

FRANK GREEN - Did ya get my email?

Hey guys,
Ryan Jon from Merchandise and International Shipping here.

DID YA GET MY EMAIL ?!?!
Check you emails and if you got one from me. It's the same email address as you signed up to Patreon with. This is how I will (when the bottles are ready) send you your DISCOUNT CODE for the water bottles. 

The discount will be for 100% and just like any online purchase, you'll then enter your delivery address and our shipping people will deliver it to you.

Thanks again ...

EXCLUSIVE EPISODE - Hot From Karen's Diner

Hello,

Should Toni have stood up for Vegan Taylor?
Or was she right to boooo her?

This has no music and my sneezes aren't edited out cause we went straight from Karen's to the studio and she was getting late!

- Ryan

BONUS EPISODE TOMORROW - Straight from Karen's Diner

Hey legends,
Thanks for all your support we're feeling the love ... except for Toni who is nervous as fuck about going to Karen's diner tonight. The restaurant where they are mean to you. We will be recording an episode AS SOON AS WE LEAVE THE RESTURANT and you'll be able to hear that tomorrow morning (Meowlbourne time).
- Ryan

Movies With The Number 10 in it

This came up when we watched How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days two weeks ago so please don't make us watch this again.

SHAREHOLDERS UPDATE AGENDA

The meeting will take place on an episode on Friday on your regular podcast feed.
As an exclusive or champion TARPer you get an exclusive (or champion?) look at what is planned. Chat to you soon! - Ryan

TARPer APPROVALS

Hello Hello ya big legends.

Thanks to all the new TARPers who have signed up.
If you've like to approve an episode the link is here
https://calendly.com/toniandryan/tarp_approval
It's pretty booked up but each week more times become avaliable so ya just need to keep an eye on it and ***IF*** we get to five episodes per week they will obviously be an extra approver required each week.

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Classic Australian Comedies

The best LOLs Australia has to offer ...
Which should we review next week?

WHERE I AM SENDING YOUR WATER BOTTLE?

Hello CHAMPION TARPers.
Chief Merchandising and International Shipping Officer Ryan Jonathan Dunn here.
Just figuring out how to ship over 1000 water bottles internationally. Let me know where you're from so I can organize the correct amount of carrier pigeons.

BONUS EP - Jizzing In Toni's Car

* Update on the Frank Green Water Bottle send Toni into a meltdown.
* Ryan's sperm donation
* Calling in sick for a booty call
* Throwing Axes on first dates

What COLOUR Frank Green Water would you like?

We're bulk ordering and can pick 2 or 3 I believe.
So help me (Ryan the Chief Drink Bottle and International Shipping Officer) figure out which ones to go for.
Cheers,
Ryan CDBISO

Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson and Meg Ryan Movies

Apparently these are different people?

EXCLUSIVE PODCAST coming Friday

Comment your questions, normal or nahs, flappable moments and hot spicy takes and we'll answer a stack of them this week! LOVE YOU !!!

JOKES about ADOPTION and DEAD MUMS

You're allowed to laugh ... 

Movies about Historical Moments