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Chapter 43

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Chapter 42

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Chapter 41

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Chapter 40

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Chapter 39 (Book 2 Start)

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Chapter 38 (Arc 1 Epilogue)

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Chapter 37

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Chapter 36 - A Place of Revelry

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Chapter 35

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Chapter 34

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Reason for Chapter Re-Posts

Hi everyone! You may be wondering why I had to take down the last 7 or so posts and re-post them right afterwards. My apologies if this flooded your email inbox.

Unfortunately, it needed to be done, as Patreon was running into an issue where I was entirely unable to edit posts that had the long list of Character Sheet and Skills at the end of the update. I'm not sure if it was because it made the posts too long, or something in the formatting made Patreon's code cry, but I tested the is...

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Chapter 33

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Chapter 32

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Chapter 31

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Chapter 30

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Chapter 29

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Chapter 28 - Those In Power

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Chapter 27 - Adrift

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Chapter 26

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Chapter 25

After some impassioned debate on all sides – except for Rob, who sat back and played imaginary solitaire while simmering in anger as arguments in Elvish were shouted around him – the group decided not to use the Amulet to spread the effects of Fast Learner around. For now. They’d decided there was too much risk that some aspect of Fast Learner was attached to Leveling High, and that sharing one would share the other. Elder Beardo was the Village’s resident expert on Leveling High, hav...

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Chapter 24

“Top of the morning to you, Elder Duran!” Rob said as he sauntered in. The elf looked up from the stack of papers he was perusing and frowned at the unexpected arrival.

“Rob?” he asked. “You’re earlier than expected. And where did you disappear off to yesterday? Both the ranger trainees and myself noted your lack of presence in our scheduled appointments.”

“Just needed some time alone. Made myself scarce.”

Elder Duran adopted a pitying look that Rob want...

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Chapter 23 - Orn'tol Knows Odd People

Author's Note: This takes place after Rob returns from the Dungeon Crawl, but before he gets ambushed by Kenzotul - essentially, somewhere in the middle of Chapter 21.

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“I’m going to join the Rangers.”

Orn’tol gaped at his sister like she’d said she was planning to migrate to the Dwarven holdings. “Why? You’ve never given any indication that you wanted to before.”

Malika tilted her head at him and replied in a matter-of-fact tone. “To keep an ey...

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Chapter 22

“...No,” Rob stated. “Seriously man, what the fuck?” He looked at the crowd of elves forming on the streets, silently pleading for help, but the way they flinched and took a step back informed him that he was on his own for this one.

“Please. You must.” The elf man, Identified as Kenzotul, clenched his hands into shaking fists. “I offer up my life as EXP and as penance for my crimes. You-”

“I’m not going to kill you!” Rob exclaimed. His heart was b...

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Chapter 21

The news of the Dungeon Crawl undertaken by the Ranger trainees (and one Human) spread through the Village like wildfire. Rob wasn’t privy to all the gossip, being mostly on his own social island populated by one, but managed to pick up enough of it through context clues and was able to ask the trainees about the rest. Apparently, the populace at large was collectively experiencing a confusing mixture of relief, outrage, and concern. They were shocked that the trainees had almost died, but ...

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Chapter 20

The system graciously waited until he and Orn’tol had finished their bro bonding moment before awarding him 1 Mind for his life-saving advice. Rob helped Orn’tol up off the floor and gave him a shoulder to lean on as they made their way over to Alia and Tarric. It hurt like hell, but Orn’tol had as many broken bones as he did and 200 less HP to work with. I’ll just have to suck it up, he thought.

Passive Skill Learned!
Name:
Push Through
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A Map of Elatra

Disclaimer: I am not an expert cartographer, I made this using a freeware program, and I reserve the right to change it should I realize a carelessly placed tree will ruin the entire plot of Arc 3 or something along those lines. With that said this provides a good general indicator of how land was split up on Elatra before The Scouring happened.


Elatra (Landmass):



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Chapter 19

Rob turned on Quick Thinking, taking the 3 Stamina per second loss on the nose. He had enough to spare.

First order of business: Party Screen.

Keira
Level:
29
Warrior Level: 26
HP: 35 / 250
Stamina: 69 / 300
MP: 90/250
Status Effects: Unconscious

Alia
Level:
20
Ranger Level: 16
HP: 82 / 240
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Chapter 18

Riardin handed Rob a sack of items as they rushed downstairs. “HP Potions. MP Potions. Stamina Potions. Firebombs. Rations.” The ranger winced as he jumped down the stairs, staggering to his feet on shaky legs. “I’ll guide you to the Dungeon entrance. I’m not expecting a full miracle – rescue whoever you can, anyone you can.”

Rob nodded as he constructed an internal triage system. It wasn’t a complicated one: if necessary, he would prioritize the people he like...

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Chapter 17

Afterwards was combat training. Swords again, this time, which Rob was thankful for. The hand-to-hand teambuilding exercises were on hiatus until further notice. He was paired up with Zamira today, and it was going about as well as he’d expected.

“Motherf-” Rob didn’t have time to finish the curse as he deflected Zamira’s first sword and barely moved out of the way of the second. Where Vul’to had taken his time, carefully searching for openings and preying on Rob’s lack o...

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Chapter 16 - Rob is Not Wikipedia

“So let me get this straight,” Rob said, despondent. “I could have been a mage?”

“And quite the potent one!” Elder Duran smiled at him. “Not everyone has the spark of magic within them, but nearly all Humans do, and you’re no exception. Considering your superlative – for Level 1, at any rate – Mind stat upon arriving in Elatra, and how quickly you gained both natural stats and Levels, you could have boosted your Magic to a high value in short order. Learning spells ...

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