Last of Us S1x8 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Attack on Titan S4 Part 3 Chapter 1&2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Well, it is good to be back?
Despite the stress this show can just THROW us right back into without missing a beat, we are SO stoked to be back and concluding this story!
The opening is a heartbreaking Dr. Manhattan-esque mind trip.
Hanje's farewell is tragic but supremely satisfying, RIP you lovely lil' science warcrimin' icon.
The Armin and Annie stuff was surprisingly affecting and could lead to... 2023-03-06 20:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note Ep 8 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Porn.
Potato chips.
Small TVs inside of said potato bag.
Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ.
Follow this exclusive link to hang!
We got more reactions on the way. Vox Machina. EdgeRunners. Lots of stuff!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the Bar
BvES3e2 - "Odd Couples" BTAS vs Archer
BVE is a monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
1) We choose the theme for the coming month's episode!
2) Y'all vote in a Patreon Exclusive poll on which show will go against B: TAS, and we pair each show's best-suited episode given what theme we've chosen for the month!
3) We break down and debate which show communicated the ...
2023-03-03 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Mandalorian S3x1 Full & Uncut Bar Reaction!
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Well, this is the fuckin' way!
Honestly, after the other Pedro Depression Death March Show, even though this episode was goofy af and kinda spins it's wheels a touch, this was the perfect lil' hit of serotonin the bar seemed to need!
Did anyone think at first that the big GatorBoi was actually PART OF the Mando initiation?
Bo Katan is clearly in her Chicago Winter Depression Era. <... 2023-03-02 17:21:18 +0000 UTC View Post
FMA: Brotherhood Ep. 12 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with these two brothers and ONE STACKED TEACHER and a BEAR!
Ed and Al are still making their way across the country when they run into an old friend, IZUMI who freaks Morgan the fuck out with their blood vomiting!
We definitely are digging the old badass hippie couple vibe of her and the Butch Butcher Sig!
Also, we get one of the most existentially lyrical episodes yet with Ed and... 2023-02-28 20:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Shrek (2001) // Commentary Shrekmentary (Audio)
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We're back somebody once told us the World was gonna roll us!
These 3 dull tools of Sean, Morgan and Dustin partake in a commentary track for the ages - it's the Shrek Commentary Shmommentary yall!
I mean, listen, we got questions kids....
Like, who's eyeballs are being eaten by ... 2023-02-27 23:33:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us S1x7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with some of our weekly punishment reaction death-march with episode 7 of The Last of Us!
We get some cool FEDRA-Heavy flashbacks with Ellie and her friend Riley where nothing seems to be going wrong at all!
The Mall sequence hit us all the nostalgia feels like we knew it would! No Hot Topic though!
Also, Joel is FUUUUUUUUUCKED up and ... 2023-02-27 22:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note Ep. 7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Welp, this was a super tense, beautifully directed masterfully constructed.....
dumb-as-fuck spot of writing?
Is that how we feel? It's sorta how we feel.
In a show that will have a CORNICOPIA of problems with its femme characters - this is the first truly egregious shot off the bow in that stripe.
A TENSE scene that throws away so many interesting and wild dramatic avenues ... 2023-02-22 23:07:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us S1E6 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back and holy hot hell to think that this here television program was capable of introducing characters that we enjoy and allowing them to continue drawing break and not dying horribly!
Although at a price!
As much as we are shocked and worried, we're not sweating too hard for Joel ATM!
Some real heartstring tuggers happening here:
The reunion with Tommy. Ellie a... 2023-02-21 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with theeeeeesssseee two brothers and we're still reeling from the SUPER SAD TOTALLY TRAGIC NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM death of Mae Hughes and we're now on the case to find out about it!
Maybe even look for some Hughes Clues?
But we sorta take a bit of a detour in Rush Valley and run into a young thief Paninya aka the most pathetic girl in the entire world!
... 2023-02-16 19:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostDeath Note S1x6 Full & Uncut REACTION
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Back on one with Death Note and this week's episode is a dark, damn doozy.
We're over here still reeling from the death of Ray Pemper but now we have a new figure in this story and FINALLY GET EYES ON L and he is......
a lil' off, let's put it. But we're intrigued af.
To repair a bit of trust he severed with the Japanese authorities, L is now a full-stop, onscreen character and he is a weird lil' guy.
... 2023-02-13 20:37:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us S1x5 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with a slightly delayed (but not if you think it was supposed to come out today 🙃) but absolute CRUSHER of an episode!
This one has it all: the feels, fights and frights (RIP Butter Beard Brian aka OG Joel)!
This show basically queue's up almost all its of strengths!
Quickly establishing characters we care about effectively? Check.
Escala... 2023-02-13 03:24:24 +0000 UTC View Post
FMA: Brotherhood Ep. 10 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with these two brothers and we're finally watching some of the mystery and intrigue elements of this story come to a head, with our boy HUGHES!
And that is tragically and (in our case) hilariously made clear by our fella Hughes getting got by the Sin Squad, despite all of the lascivious accusations hurled by Morgan at this apparently too-pure-to-live character!
It might be the hardest that Sean's ever l... 2023-02-09 20:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us S1x4 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back and we're not liking humanity's current state of affairs in Kansas City!
Hang as we become more and more charmed by the eventual warming of each other through the traumatic first encounter with humans since outside Boston! Pedro and Bella have such good chemistry!
We slowly realize just how off her damn rocker Melanie Lynskey's Kathleen might be (and WTF is in that damn basement!). 2023-02-07 18:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note S1x5 Full & Uncut REACTION
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We're back at it with Shinigami Saturdays and things are getting TENSE the Patrick Bateman vibes are STRONG with Light this episode!
We get the really unnerving tit-for-tat with Ray Pember and the really intense subway scene!
And now we're trying to figure out if it's the Death Note itself that is a corrupting entity or the Shinigami itself!
Also, we... 2023-02-04 18:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE S3E2 - "Odd Couples" POLL
Welcome to our Season 3, episode 2 - BVE Poll.
Let's pick a challenger to go up against Batman The Animated Series!!
The theme this month is Odd Couples!
As always, if there's animated shows you want us to throw into the mix for the poll next month, let us know in the comments.
2023-02-03 20:50:35 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday S1x8 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We got ourselves a heapin' pile of finale over here on Wednesday!
Firstly we gotta give credit to the casting director John Papsidera for getting SO MANY ACTORS WITH LARGE EYES to keep us guessing for this entire season.
Now, we may have zeroed in on Ms. Ricci before the big twist, but the symmetry of having a Wednesday vs Wednesday showdown!
Also, we get to watch basically a pilgrim version of Viggo the Carp... 2023-02-02 20:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post
FMA: Brotherhood Ep. 9 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with some more of THEEEESE TWO BROTHERS!
And we can agree on a few things!
These brothers need a breather.
Milk is disgusting.
And we FEEL the existential dread that AL is grappling with in this ep, but the confrontation leaves us a teensy bit confused.
But, a lovely bit of catharsis nonetheless.
The Last of Us S1x3 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back and ......
I mean.....
Jesus.
An emotional juggernaut.
A (literally in this sense) game changer.
A feat of storytelling in TV to beat in 2023.
Absolutely beautiful.
Follow this exclusive link... 2023-01-30 19:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post
PRL // The Good Place S1E1x2 Full Reaction!
Welcome to another installment of Patreon Request Live!! a special treat made possible by one of our generous backers at the GM Tier!
And this one is a.... DAMN GOOD ONE!!
Somehow Sean missed out on watching the AMAZING sitcom The Good Place! So the DudeJB is here to set him straight!
Because we're dummies and we totally missed an earlier request, you may catch from our banter that we mistakenly watched episode 2 before watching episode 1. ...
2023-01-30 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostDeath Note S1 E4 Uncut REACTION
Hey Hey Patrons,
We're back at it for S1E4 of Death Note for another Shinigami Saturday!
Lots going on in Pursuit, with a successful plan to reveal Light's tracker!
This one definitely had our jaws hitting the floor a few times and honestly had us rooting for ol’ Ray Pember!
Light is such a little God of Death POS!!
Also more reveals of the RULES OF THIS DAMN B...
2023-01-28 18:57:19 +0000 UTC View PostPRL - Megas XLR
How's it goin' loyal patrons?
Welcome to another installment of Patreon Request Live!! a special treat made possible by one of our generous backers at the Grand Maester Tier.
Our buddy Sergio asked us to check out Megas XLR.
Each month, our top-dog Patrons at the $50 GM tier can ask us to watch and react to ANYTHING* of their choosing.
If there's a show or episode you are dying to have... 2023-01-27 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday S1x7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Hop into our motorcycle's side car as we ride into a penULTIMATE episode of Wednesday!
Featuring a very special guest Uncle... As long as he can stay on the lam!
And... We got ourselves a Hyde! It was Tyler, the not-so-normie ALL ALONG?!
But who's on the other end? Guess we'll have to see next week!
2023-01-25 17:31:00 +0000 UTC
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The Last of Us S1x2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Well, that was just about the most f*cking awful thing we've ever seen....
IYKYK.
And we hope that you know cause we're rocking The Last of Us' SPOOKY and super tense 2nd episode that starts and ends with some really gnarly fungal whisker horror.
We're thinking that this flashback cold open could be the structure of the show, we'll have to wait and see for next week if this is indeed the c... 2023-01-24 22:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
FMA: Brotherhood Ep. 8 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We get caught up with theeeeese two brothers in Laboratory 5!
We get introduced to a couple of Chaos Kings who have a lil' something in common with Edward!
The Slicer Brothers are a kooky delight even though they are trying to kill Ed and Al and that's totally not chill yall.
The fights are great, the body count is rising and the mystery is deepening!
2023-01-24 20:27:51 +0000 UTC
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Willow (1988) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO)
We're back with January's edition of Comm-Schmomm for an 80's classic and probably among the most fun ways you can maybe sneak a peek at Top Gun-era Val Kilmer's balls!
You be the judge at the picture below!
But we are talking the Warwick Davis starring, Ron Howard's directed, George Lucas produced fantasy adventure, 'Willow'!
<... 2023-01-24 01:07:21 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE S3E1 - "Depression" Batman vs. Hey Arnold!
New season, same us!
Welcome to Season 3 of Batman vs Everyone (BvE).
BVE is a monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
1) We choose the theme for the coming month's episode!
2) Y'all vote in a Patreon Exclusive poll on which show will go against B: TAS, and we pair each show's best-suited episode given what theme ...
2023-01-23 06:15:56 +0000 UTC View PostDeath Note Ep 3 Full & Uncut REACTION!
HEY Hey Patrons,
We're back at it for... Shinigami Saturday!!!
Light continues his decent, our crush on Ryuk gets more intense and L ramps things up in the investigation and we get a better look at him as well!
"Dealings" has us really into this latest anime addition to our lineup!
Follow this EXCLUSIVE link to hang:
2023-01-21 22:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday S1x6 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're getting to the beginning of the end of Wednesday and this show is really turning up the horror vibes on this 6th episode!
We got body parts!
We got chases!
We got a totally needed wolf-out but they're likely gonna wait until the very very end to reveal Enid's final form!
This show has really found it's groove and we're loving it!
2023-01-18 16:30:59 +0000 UTC
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