Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some FullMetal Alchemist: Backstory!
But seriously, we get some backfilling with THEEEESE TWO BRUTHERS, and it is both sweet and also really horrifying!
We absolutely adore Winry and Granny Pinako! We could definitely be down to stay with them the whole show!
And we got a Pet Semetary Mom and the ED has GOHN SOAH DOWN THAT ROAHD!
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2022-11-19 23:39:41 +0000 UTC
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Whats up Jerks!
Kids, the penultimate episode of ALL OF KORRA is here and hot damn it is such a bittersweet thing to finish up this show!
Kuvira is lay waste to the city in full on Battle-Shonen mode and the shit is getting desperate and real!
We get the team banding together to figure a way into this giant Voltron Mech-Suit while Prince Wu summons a badger mole and finally starts to earn hsi keep as the Earth King!
2022-11-19 00:48:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the penultimate episode of Andor with a very exciting, solemn, and emotional crescendo!
Have you EVER felt more for a droid than B2-EMO upon learning of Marva's off-screen death?
We have NEVER been more down to sell Mon Mothma's daughter up the child-bride river after her weird Hand-Maid's Tale meeting with her zealot friends!
Luthen's fucking space traffic stop turned cop-c...
2022-11-18 15:04:35 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back in the saddle of the weird af, scary psycho-sexual fiendish world of CHAINSAW MAN!
We're in full-on trippy spook-house Shining Hotel mode with this episode and we're loving it!
Morgan quickly realizes she'd support Power's platform as Prime Minister and awaits her Nobel Peace Prize awarding ceremony!
The backstories of Kobeni (who is freaking tf out nearly the entire episode), Him...
2022-11-16 17:17:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the final installment of ReWatchers in the Bar for House of the Dragon and we're stoked/sad about it!
We got Scott, Emil & Alex for this two-part commentary track (The Drases' commentary track will be dropping shortly) and we're having a blast breaking this one down!
What was Daemon singing to Vermithor? We think it was K-C & Jojo's "All My Life"!
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2022-11-14 22:49:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the final installment of ReWatchers in the Bar for House of the Dragon and we're stoked/sad about it!
We got Scott, Emil & Alex for this two-part commentary track (The Drases' commentary track will be dropping shortly) and we're having a blast breaking this one down!
What was Daemon singing to Vermithor? We think it was K-C & Jojo's "All My Life"!
2022-11-14 22:41:14 +0000 UTC
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Sup Jerks!
It's Korra time and we're circling the drain to the final showdown between Kuvira and Korra and the rest of Republic City!
Zhu-Li is gonna tell Varrick to..... BEND OVER She's a damn real one and watching Bolin explain the whole predicament is pure GOLD!
For a minute Morgan thought that General Iroh fucking BIT IT at the hands of Kuvira's METAL TITAN!
And Bataar is such a pick-me girl it'll litera...
2022-11-12 03:06:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another STUNNER of an episode and the Pre-PenUltimate episode of one of the year's best shows and one of the best pieces of Star Wars media ever produced!
We GET THAT DAMN THERE PRISON BREAK and it's BREATHLESS!
Mon Mothma's scene where she is propositioned to an arranged marriage for her sorta lame daughter is taught, sharp and fantastic!
And HOLY HELL does Luthen DROP...
2022-11-11 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a BRAND NEW DAMN SHOW, and a great one at that!
Y'all spoke and we listened, and we got ourselves
THEEEESE TWO BROTHERS......
It's FULL METAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD!!!
This show WASTES NO TIME and we get a pretty insane and action-packed opening and a fucking SILVER SAMURAI ARMOR BRO...
2022-11-10 20:33:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another Chainsaw Man and it's a trippy, boob-grabbin' DOOZY!
THE FIRST ON SCREEN TIT GRAB AND of the show!
And it is..... Underwhelming. For us and for Denji and we think it's a nice but natural turn of events.
Also, the Moracle strikes again by calling the Power FAKE BOOB reveal!
Is there an HR Devil in this show, cause we're gonna need one with this Makima & Denji scene! ...
2022-11-09 18:38:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a big weird fucking mashup of casual canon obliteration, a few decent horror moments peppered in, some straight-up bizarre psycho-sexuality and a dropkicked Titan Baby and....
It's the weird ass 2015 Attack on Titan Movie Yall!
And it's Part 1, which Sean literally didn't know until after we started filming!
Eren and Mikasa are lame and he gives her the scarf cause she sneeze...
2022-11-05 18:41:37 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons!
We got some ANNNNDOOOOOAAH back this week and good lawd this show keeps amping up everything!
It's all about the grinding down on everyone in this story by the Empire (settle down Syril).
Bix gets tortured with the death rattles of alien children and the creepiest thing is Dedra and her unsettlingly glib Dr fren.
Cassian and the boys figure out what happened on Level 2 and try to save our boy Olaf...
2022-11-05 16:42:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another WILD and so damn fun episode of Chainsaw Man and the quest to honk a Fiend's hooters continues!
We get a long-titted gal pal Tape Worm Devil of the recently departed Bat Devil!
Denji makes moves only about half transformed, a single arm and he still kicks ass before being saved by a Hayakawa and a HUGE Gnarly Fox Devil!
And we are becoming slightly sus of Makima, this...
2022-11-03 21:15:58 +0000 UTC
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Sup Jerks!
We're back with some more Korra and we'll be not missing another week until we're finished with this show and we thank you kindly for your patience!
But this is a banger!
More trips to the spirit realm are always welcomed!
The face-off between Kuvira and Su is one of our fave fights of the entire show (with Toph showing up to boot)!
Also, we are introduced to the shittiest, ...
2022-11-03 02:57:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with more Andor, quickly becoming our fave Star Wars show ever!
The Empire has never been more scary, relentless, and dehumanizing and it prompts some of the best post-episode discussions that would normally be reserved for a show like The Wire or Succession.
We get a Snoke cameo, aka Smeagol himself, Andy Serkis is our key-hole into how the Empire uses manual labor in the galaxy and the PRISON BREAK I...
2022-11-02 21:05:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We got ourselves another OVA for ya while we catch a breather before firing up FA:B!
And with this episode titled "Lost in a Cruel World," we're focusing on Mikasa, a character that we love but admit, this show sorta sleeps on as far as character development etc, so we're delighted with this episode here!
We get some Terminator vibes from this, like no matter what Mikasa was bound to be activated, Eren is destined...
2022-11-02 00:27:56 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to another edition of BATMAN Vs EVERYONE
A monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
1) We choose the theme for the coming month's episode!
2) Y'all vote in a Patreon Exclusive poll on which show will go against B: TAS, and we pair each show's best-suited episode given what theme we've chosen for the mo...
2022-11-01 01:28:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some Patreon Exclusive content that nobody is getting anywhere but here!
We're going in the WAY BACK MACHINE to hang with Jean, Sasha and Pixis for the 2nd OVA "Sudden Visitors"!
This is trip! We are the OG S1 Opening Theme and its low-key nostalgic!
Why is Jean so damn mean to his Mom!? Oh wait he's like 16 years old and we were all probably shits at that time too.
The IronChef-off between Sasha and ...
2022-10-31 00:41:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're playing catch up and getting our Andor Reactions up before Monday!
Holy hell this show just keeps getting better but NOW, we've introduced a familiar face(s)!
We didn't get our best boy K2SO but we got some pre-reprogrammed Security Droids in Space Ibiza and we were thrilled!
What we weren't counting on is some of the most emotionally affecting scenes of this entire show from Marva whe...
2022-10-30 01:37:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another Chainsaw Man and it's Bewbs, Bats, Hooters and Cats with this 3rd episode!
We get to hang out a bit more with POWER and Denji and the cards and shades of humanity, however twisted, and lust to touch boobs, however fervent, are on display!
The Bat-Devil is fucking gnarly as hell and scary as fuck and has a prolapsed *nus Sonar Power Up that is Wild to behold!
And we mu...
2022-10-27 15:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
WELL SHIT!
We're finally fucking here! All caught up, now we gotta wait for the finale part of this season like a couple of two-tree assholes over here!
BUT WE ARE NOT DONE DISPELLING EXCLUSIVE AOT CONTENT FOR YALL! This is gonna be stuff that no in the world gets to see (not even eventually on YouTube), see below for the schedule and what to expect in the coming 10 days before we fire up FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD!
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2022-10-26 23:42:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons,
Back at it for the final episode of season 1!
After all season, we finally get some answers!
Our buddy the stranger is (officially) a wizard! Embarking on a journey with a harfoot! RIP Sadoc you were a real one!
And finally, the reveal everyone has been waiting for.... that Halbrand is Sauron! *pretends to be shocked
2022-10-26 00:55:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Welp, we're closing this chapter of the ASOIAF content in the Burlington Bar and many were it a powerful and steeped-in-dread affair, promising all kinds of craziness to come!
The bar is really satisfied seeing Rhaenyra finally be fucking crowned queen!
We were also dismayed af with the Daemon choking scene and the bar's uneasiness reflects the fuck out of that.
And then there's poor sweet L...
2022-10-24 20:22:51 +0000 UTC
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Wow, wow, wow, wow, Patrons!
We got a wild, dom heavy second episode here!
This episode has it all:
BLOOD DEVILS!
SEA CUCUMBER DEMONS!
And.... BOOBS !
We have a really fantastic time and can't wait for more to come from this show!
2022-10-20 21:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and UNDAH-DA SEA and invite you to BE OUR GUEST like Mysaria for this episode of Rewatchers in the Bar!
We mull over all of it!
The impending sense of dread and which Sarah Maclachlan song to play over Viserys' body!
How Varys, arguably the most underwritten character in this show (and a fave or Morgan's troll ass /s) literally said Toes before Bros!
And the...
2022-10-20 18:46:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and UNDAH-DA SEA and invite you to BE OUR GUEST like Mysaria for this episode of Rewatchers in the Bar!
We mull over all of it!
The impending sense of dread and which Sarah Maclachlan song to play over Viserys' body!
How Varys, arguably the most underwritten character in this show (and a fave or Morgan's troll ass /s) literally said Toes before Bros!
And the tug-of-war of "Holy Shit that...
2022-10-20 18:46:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and only for 2nd to last time in with the Survey Corp, Paradise, and Marley - our 2nd to last episode of Attack on Titan.
That is before we're all caught up and then we'll have to rock it with youse guys week to week when Part 3 finally drops!
We have some of the craziest action beats of the show in a while. Like Mikasa goes OFF on the rooftop and we were NOT prepared!
And we get...
2022-10-20 02:15:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons,
Wanted to hop by and let everyone know that AOT will be uploaded tomorrow!
Playing catch up and will get it to y'all ASAP!
Thanks so much for your patience and support,
xoxo
The Watchers in the Bar
2022-10-19 01:12:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back for the PENULTIMATE Episode of House of the Dragon and this shit is getting to be a lot yall!
Beesbury Murder!
Creepy Feet Stuff!
And then, as Helena said last week, "The Beast Beneath the Boards", shows up!
And it pretty much blows everyone in the bar's head off!
2022-10-17 11:25:02 +0000 UTC
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We're about to record the next episode of our patreon exclusive series BvE, and we need your help!
Check the last episode of Batman vs The Boondocks in case you missed it!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/bve-s2e5-batman-69988198
IF YA NEED A REFRESHER ON THE VIDEO POD CONCEPT.....
BATMAN Vs EVERYONE
A mo...
2022-10-16 19:08:34 +0000 UTC
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