Attack on Titan S4x20 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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House of the Dragon S1x5 Full & Uncut!
Hey hey Patrons!!
We're back in the bar and a combined effort of one of the biggest music festivals in the country and a fit of rain kept the crowd a bit more scant this week but HOLY HELL ARE WE DIGGING THE SHIT-HOUSERY of this episode!
Our Lady Royce we barely fucking knew ya, and honestly, you seemed cool as fuck. Honestly, fuck Daemon for this. Jesus.
Sir Larys Clubfoot gives himself a formal introduction to the sho... 2022-09-19 12:24:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The Rings of Power S1x4 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey Hey Patrons,
Back again for our fourth installment of Rings of Power- we definitely dug a lot of the developments from this ep!
Starting strong with Adar AKA Uncle Daddy Benjen Stark, which will definitely be a cool storyline to follow!
Millie missed the Harfoots/Stranger, but we were both left feeling really good about the characters we did check in with- more specifically, Elrond and Durin. ... 2022-09-17 23:57:44 +0000 UTC View Post
ATTACK ON TITAN S4x19 Full & Uncut!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the gang and IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME Y'ALL!
DON'T LOSE OUR HEADS OR ANYTHING!
Seriously, this is insane and our jaws never leave the floor.
Absolutely fucking unreal!
Follow this exclusive link to hang!
https://youtu.be/rNl2pP7A_tA... 2022-09-16 21:08:51 +0000 UTC View Post
The Legend of Korra S4E7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey, hey, Patrons!
We're back and ready for some much needed coziness, especially after last episode's ass-kicking!
Nothing like getting back in action to see some puppers, and what a feel-good balm to start things up!
Our minds beg the question, would it be cooler if Bolin left a Juicy Dumper made of lava in the wall after the mech-soldier fight? We think so.
And here comes Morgan, ma... 2022-09-15 21:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HoTD S1x4 Full Commentary (VIDEO) // ReWatchers in the Bar
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with yet another ReWatchers in the Bar commentary goddamn it's a queasy one with Sean, Amelia & Dustin!
Daemon is clearly a fan of The Pick-Up artist when he does a fly-by pigtail pull on Rhaenyra's ship!
Is it wrong that every time we have a scene in the GodsWood we just imagine Bran's creepy ass behind the tree with his eyes rolled in the back of his head - Not creepy at all right?
And you KNOW YOU'RE MOLDY PEACH BACK HAS PROBLE... 2022-09-15 02:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
HoTD S1x4 Full Commentary (AUDIO) // ReWatchers in the Bar
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with yet another ReWatchers in the Bar commentary goddamn it's a queasy one!
Daemon is clearly a fan of The Pick-Up artist when he does a fly-by pigtail pull on Rhaenyra's ship!
Is it wrong that every time we have a scene in the GodsWood we just imagine Bran's creepy ass behind the tree with his eyes rolled in the back of his head - Not creepy at all right?
And you KNOW YOU'RE MOLDY PEACH BACK HAS PROBLEMS WHEN... 2022-09-15 02:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Rings of Power S1x3 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey Hey Patrons,
Sailed our way right into ep three, and also, Númenor this week!
We got some new info (nú info?) on Númenorians, but it mostly made us miss the dwarves this week...
The Harfoots are shockingly ableist, WTF y'all just leave the slowpokes behind to die? Savage AF.
And things have been better for our BBELF friends...&n... 2022-09-13 20:31:53 +0000 UTC View Post
House of the Dragon S1E4 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
Siri, play "Uncle Fucker" from South Park: The Movie!
But seriously the CRINGE is STRONG with this one!
LIl' Lord Blackwood Gs up and possibly the biggest cheer of the night!
The crowd writhes in discomfort once these Targaryens start doing what these Targaryens be known to do!
And the bar is OVER THE MOON with Middle Finger aka Otto... 2022-09-12 19:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S4E18 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
STOP DIGGING WE HIT MEME OIL!
But for real, we're still in the midst of this absolutely insane showdown between Eren, the Marleyan forces, the Jeagarists, and our Recon Squad!
And it's stressing us tf out!
Abe is still without a lot of basic utilities in his spot but his internet is close to being set up again, so we might take another break til Friday so our uploads don't get too far away f... 2022-09-09 22:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
HotD S1x3 Full & Uncut Commentary // ReWatchers (AUDIO)
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another ReWatchers commentary for S1E3 of House of the Dragon and like the show, we're introducing a new character and we're thrilled to have her!
Everyone say hi to Jenilea, a longtime bartender at The Burlington and the newest inductee to Watchers fam!
She joins Sean & Morgan as we parse through a thrilling and dense episode!
IS Jason and Tyland Lannister just a time-traveling fetus born of the remnants of a split Sir Hugh ... 2022-09-07 11:40:41 +0000 UTC View Post
HotD S1x3 Full & Uncut Commentary // ReWatchers in the Bar
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another ReWatchers commentary for S1E3 of House of the Dragon and like the show, we're introducing a new character and we're thrilled to have her!
Everyone say hi to Jenilea, a longtime bartender at The Burlington and the newest inductee to Watchers fam!
She joins Sean & Morgan as we parse through a thrilling and dense episode!
IS Jason and Tyland Lannister just a time-traveling fetus born of the remnants of a split Sir Hugh ... 2022-09-07 11:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S4x17 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
It's still Tuesday somewhere, lol!
Thanks for your patience, like, Abe is literally without power in his new place and we're doing our damnedest to keep this shit rolling so thanks for your understanding! But what a damn episode!
Pieck loses a hand! Fucking OW!
Eren starts to use the Warhammer Titan and holy shit it is rad!
The Marleyan Blimps are here and putting in some work!
And we have....... 2022-09-07 03:58:31 +0000 UTC View Post
House of the Dragon S1x3 Full & Uncut Bar Reaction!
Hey Hey Patrons!
Well, Hell's Bells y'all, we're back in the thick of some gnarly dragon action, trading barbs and a cracked and roasted Crab both in the bar and the show!
The bar is feeling conflicted on Viserys trying to get Rhaenyra to marry but definitely think that he does want whats best for her and for her to rule, at least for right now.
Scott, Alex and Matt help themselves to an actual Crab Boil and it smelled quite delish in the bar.
An... 2022-09-05 18:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The Rings of Power S1x2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the 2nd episode in the gargantuan Amazon series The Rings of Power and this one definitely picks up a lot more steam!
We're a lil 'leary of the CELEBRIMBOR mf'er cause he seems like a secret dickhead who's trying to help forge the rings!
We absolutely DIE over the cute lil' bromance between Elrond and Prince Durin and really dig all of the Darwen stuff, especially getting to see a fully functional and prosperous Kaza-DÃ... 2022-09-04 17:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The Rings of Power 1x1 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
So you got a billion dollars, a ferociously coveted fantasy IP, and one of the most ubiquitous and horrible corporations releasing it, and....
it's pretty good! And looks expensive as shit!
We're covering The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power S1E1 yall and we had a decent time with it!
The spectacle is there, the story expansive and the Elves are doing BBLs in this era of Middle Earth - as we call it BBElves. 2022-09-04 16:52:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The Room (2003) Full & Uncut Reaction! // Shitty Movie Night
Oh Hai Patrons!
Been a touch but we got some straight-up SO-BAD-ITS-GOOD Cinematic Royalty for you on this edition of Shitty Movie Night!
Get your spoons, your plastic bottles of water and a dozen red roses cause we are checking out one of the FACES on the Mt. Rushmore of shitty movie classics, Tommy Wiseau's THE ROOM!
We're getting into it all!
Awkward, repetitive belly button sex!
... 2022-09-03 19:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
AoT resuming this Tuesday!
Hey y’all!
So we’re getting ready to go through part two of Season 4 of Attack on Titan and our lovely editor Abe who suffered a pretty huge calamity earlier this year is moving back into his old apartment and needs to take a break!
This works out perfectly given that we just wrapped up Part 1 of S4 and we can let Abe get settled into his new digs and be ready to crank out all of the dope reactions that we have upcoming for this last part of AOT!
The Legend of Korra S4x6 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey patrons,
Here we are again with The Legend of Korra, for The Battle of Zaofu no less!
We are back... but is Korra ready? Things were not great, ouch!
Come join us with the password protected link: 2022-09-02 00:04:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HotD S1x2 AUDIO Commentary // ReWatchers
We're back with some good garden walk cringe, a few PARTICULARLY great standoffs, and a tease of the invasion of the CRAAAAB PEOPLE!
But seriously, Sean, Scott, Alex, and Emil check out another really cool episode! Lots of barbs, powerplays, and good performance all around!
We're digging the Warhammer/Lego simp vibes from Viserys here, who proceeds to speed run Rob Starks alienation of my allies tour!
Even though politically it makes sen... 2022-08-31 23:15:54 +0000 UTC View Post
HotD S1x2 Full & Uncut Commentary // ReWatchers in the Bar
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some good garden walk cringe, a few PARTICULARLY great standoffs, and a tease of the invasion of the CRAAAAB PEOPLE!
But seriously, Sean, Scott, Alex, and Emil check out another really cool episode! Lots of barbs, powerplays, and good performance all around!
We're digging the Warhammer/Lego simp vibes from Viserys here, who proceeds to speed run Rob Starks alienation of my allies tour! 2022-08-31 23:12:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S4E16 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey you fucking worthless cattle!
We're back the FINALE to S4 PART 1 and HOLY SHIT are we pumped to see what in the hell is gonna happen!
WE ARE QUITE WORRIED ABOUT LEVI and how in the shit is Zeke getting a Titan Tauntaun!
We're siding with Conne right now and sorta done with Eren's weird negging of Armin and Mikasa!
And getting Pieck and everyone back into the story is SUCH A GREAT STORY BEAT! 2022-08-31 14:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
House of the Dragon S1x2 Full Uncut BAR REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back in the bar for some really juicy stuff in Episode 2!
TWO LEGIT Garden walks and we're def thankful!
We have a great time with the barb trading all episode but especially in the confrontation at Dragonstone!
Also, call Chris Hansen cause things are getting awkward with the crowd!
Attack on Titan S4x15 Full & Uncut REACTION
Hey hey Patrons,
We're back with the devastating Episode 15 of Attack On Titan!
In this episode, we get a lot of Zeke backstory... including some BASEBALL THAT WE'RE SURE DOESN'T HOLD ANY SIGNIFICANCE!
Hang on to your zoot suits while we make an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of references to late 90's swing revival bands!
And can't forge... 2022-08-26 21:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
HotD S1x1 REWATCHERS Full Commentary!
As you can tell, we sorta like us some ASOIAF content over here, and since the bar reactions are nowhere near as personal as our content has been the last few years we thought we'd resurrect ReWatchers in the Bar!
Morgan, Dustin & Sean have a great time delving into this episode a second time!
Can we all agree that dragons are, like, the best kinda horse a... 2022-08-25 21:59:51 +0000 UTC View Post
HotD S1x1 REWATCHERS Full Commentary!
Hey hey Patrons!
As you can tell, we sorta like us some ASOIAF content over here, and since the bar reactions are nowhere near as personal as our content has been the last few years we thought we'd resurrect ReWatchers in the Bar!
Morgan, Dustin & Sean have a great time delving into this episode a second time!
Can we all agree that dragons are, like, the best kinda horse and regular horses can suck it?
I... 2022-08-24 20:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S4x14 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and we got another fucking PUNISHING episode of AoT!
Eren. Bruh. What THE FUCK is happening!?
We got punches that hit hard but some choice words for Armin and Mikasa that hit even harder!
And what in Creation is Eren talking about with this Ackerman spell or something that dictates her NEED to protect Eren?!
WTF!??!
2022-08-23 20:31:00 +0000 UTC
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House of the Dragon S1x1 Full BAR REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and loving rocking the World of ASOIAF in The Burlington Bar ONCE AGAIN!
A slow burner, setup episode was exactly what we wanted from this premiere and it mostly delivered - with some cut off dicks and really hard to watch birthing scenes along the way!
Just seeing how Dragons are penned and kept is fascinating, but the interpersonal strife and scheming.
It's not the rowdiest crowd, but it was never gonna be th... 2022-08-22 18:35:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S4x13 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
And......
Good lord.
This one is stressful.
This one is tense.
This one fucking hurts.
The wine, Artur Blouse's monologue and Kaya's break - of the best episodes of this show.
Follo... 2022-08-20 18:34:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Legend of Vox Machina S1x1&2 Reaction! [PRL]
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2022-08-20 17:20:17 +0000 UTC View Post