Hey hey, Patrons!
We're back with What If...? And we finally get the lighthearted vibe we've been craving for a minute now! But also with a touch of slight structural issues
A lot of fun stuff in this episode!
Are the Asgardians aware that Florida is on the No-Travel list for 'Rona?
Would we go to GOLDBLUM FOAM PARTY?!?!? DUH.
AND is Cobie Smulders a bit of Karen for calling Captain Marvel soooooo quickly?
2021-09-26 18:08:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with Patreon Request Live!
This week on the big baller set comes from our buddy SERGIO!
This will be available exclusively on the Warden Tier for a few days then we'll release the reaction to EVERYONE in Patreon land so they can see it as well!
We're digging this super meta-structure! We're lovely the animation style!
2021-09-26 17:52:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a WHIRLWIND OF A FUCKING EPISODE OF "The Legend of Korra". Things are coming to a head and we are feeling the heat!
This episode has GOT IT AL!!
We love "Taken"-style off-the-grid Lin kicking ass!
We got THE FART BENDING MASTER, MEE-LO GOING TO TOWN ON THE EQUALISTS!!!
AND....
GENERAL IROH!?!?! We straight up got chills!
2021-09-23 19:54:54 +0000 UTC
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Hello there Patrons!
We're back with a 100% down with TESTICLE HEAD!
We're loving the complex issues that are being brought to bear by focusing on the clones and their role in the conflict!
Does the idea of your team only being as good as your slowest, dumbest most unvaccinated member reading too real in the Post-Covid Era?
Are the cadets abelist as well?
And WE SEE THE SEEDS OF THE BAD BATCH PLANTED IN THIS EPISODE!!!
2021-09-22 14:30:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey, Patrons!
Hope y'all are feeling good this week, even with you're a bit trepidatious, or unsure if you want to hit that play button, cause once you do hit play you realize this is definitely a turning point in this show and our reaction to this story! And that's what happens when we rock S1E6 of Attack on Titan! And....
HOLY FUCK WHAT A JUGGERNAUT OF AN EP!
We're in backstory mode and we're learning about our best girl and HOLY LORD is this dark and...
2021-09-21 19:03:10 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY, PATRONS!
Hope y'all are enjoying the end of summer! We're getting our jean jackets and fall gear ready! But before we do that we gotta have ourselves summer's last stand with this August's BvE Poll!
Check last month's episode (and one of our funniest ever ) where we go with THE JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES with the theme of "Showbiz" in case you missed it!
https://ww...
2021-09-20 19:23:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Well shit, we're finally TRAVELING BACK TO THE PAST..... er, that sounds okay doesn't?
Sean, Dustin and Morgan are back on their bullshit but super stoked and kinda mortified at the backstory of Yakone, Tarrlok and ALL OF THE AANG GAANNG, but older!!
What a gripping as fuck episode!
Follow the password-protected link to hang!
2021-09-16 23:05:59 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY PATRONS!
Well, y'all they can't all be bangers, can they?
We have a decent but ultimately frustrating time with this week's episode of WHAT IF...?
Is it just us? Did it feel off to you as well? Let us know below!
Is the DISNEY ENTERTAINMENT EMPIRE growing to the size of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls?
WHY ARE SO MANY TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENING TO T'CHALLA EVERY WEEK?!
And how are these battle rhinos M...
2021-09-16 03:11:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're here and back with the first in a series of BACK BREAKING-LY FRUSTRATING CLIFFHANGERS and this one is no fucking different!
Watch as Sean, Dustin, and Morgan rock the 5th and super bloody episode of Attack on Titan!
DID EREN, WHO IS GIVING US BIG ANAKIN SKYWALKER VIBES, MISS THE COLOSSAL TITAN?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE STEAMY BOY TITAN AFTER THEY GET INJURED!!
AND, holy shit balls did we just Ned Stark EREN!...
2021-09-14 21:52:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Hot damn if we didn't see this one coming, but still doesn't make it any less thrilling!
The expertly quaffed dickhead TONRAQ has finally shown his true colors and these flashbacks have reached a fever-pitch level of intriguing!
Is Korra pulling a Lori Lightfoot and trying to raise the gates?
How rad is IronMan Hand Asami in her Cruella DeVille car the raddest thing ever?
AND BLOOD BENDING IS FUCKING BACK BABY!!...
2021-09-09 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
LISTEN, this fucking episode has ZOMBIES in it.
It rules SO HARD until it kinda doesn't.
What more do you want!?
Follow the password-protected link for braiii.... We mean haaaaangs!
Password: ShouldaBeenAgath...
2021-09-09 04:57:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons!
We're on our Clone Wars Wednesday bullshit and we got a nearly TRIPLE HELPING THIS WEEK cause as we have been informed by the Official chronological guide via StarWars.com we are checking out the 2008 FEATURE-LENGTH FILM, The Clone Wars.
In the chronological watch this is listed as 003, and as much people have complained about this flick, we have a damn fine time with it!
Are we a lil' annoyed at Ashoka's maiden voyage, sure, but we quickly...
2021-09-08 21:04:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're ripping on a VERY SURPRISING FUCKING 4th episode of Attack on Titan! Prolly the biggest cliffhanger of an ep we've had thus far!
We get into a lot of stuff here!
Is Morgan #TeamTitan just cause she can empathize with how hungry they all must be?
We're loving all the spilt tea from the Commander on the whole team!
And SASHA aka POTATO GIRL HAS LITERAL POCKET MEAT AND SHE IS PE...
2021-09-07 19:08:37 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Hope you're enjoying your totally radical LABOR DAY!
Working the grill, maybe a few cold ones, or ordering some PIZZA?
If you wanna kick back Morgan, Dustin, and Sean with a blast from the tubular past, we got what you need right here (gestures in Pre-Guliani NYC)!!
We're rocking a commentary track for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!!! A flick we loved as kids and realized might take place in a secret MUSICAL ...
2021-09-06 21:49:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Hope you're enjoying your totally radical LABOR DAY!
Working the grill, maybe a few cold ones, or ordering some PIZZA?
If you wanna kick back Morgan, Dustin and Sean with a blast from the tubular past, we got what you need right here (gestures in Pre-Guliani NYC)!!
We're rocking a commentary track for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!!! A flick we loved as kids and realized might take pla...
2021-09-06 21:44:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Y'all!
We're back after a week break and rocking another super sick episode of The Legend of Korra!
We're digging the intrigue of this episode as we get deeper into the Mystery of WHO AMON IS AND HOW MANY PEOPLE SUPPORT HIM!!
We dig the hell out of the Speed Racer scene with Asami!
LIN BEIFONG is a certified badass AND HER BLUES BROTHERS ESQUE SWAT TEAM!!
AND WE GOT FUCKIN' MECH-WARRIORS IN THIS BITCH!?!?! ...
2021-09-02 20:48:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're getting down in the doldrums with the first kinda super dark episode of "WHAT IF...?"
We guess all of these can't have open ended or have a happy conclusion, but we didnt expect to completely shit on AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!
How MANY OF YOU would drive the exact same road after Groundhog Day turning back time?!?
What powers does this fucking Christmas Gnome have?
And though we laughed through some of the sad moments, we ...
2021-09-02 02:18:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello there Patrons!
We're back with our Chronological Watch of The Clone Wars and are having a blast with it!
Couldn't we end this Star War by just looking at who has the obvious bad guy names?
What is with the palpable sexual tension between Asajj Ventress and Obi-Wan?
And we are honestly impressed with the level of characterization given to the Clones in this single episode than in the entirety of the Prequels!&nbs...
2021-09-01 17:50:19 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with our third episode of Attack on Titan and we're loving this new crew and a bit of a breather from the grisly onslaught of the Juicy Dumper Brigade!
We're really digging this Summer Camp kinda vibe of the Military Training Corp, bullies, budding crushes, teen angst!
How fucking intense is this FULL METAL JACKET Commanding Officer?!
And holy shit do we love Sasha aka
POTATO GIRL!!!
2021-08-31 23:18:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons!
Welcome to another installment of our exclusive reaction/podcast series Batman Vs Everyone (BvE).
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
Each month we film our uncut video reactions to the two episodes and then go into an in-depth discussion on the Patreon exclusive podcast. They're two very dif...
2021-08-30 21:47:40 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey ALL MY HIDDLEHOG STANS OUT THERE!
We're back with another super fucking fun episode of What If...? and this might be one of the most unruly and slapdash openings we've ever recorded for an MCU property so far!
We're digging this mini-Marvel Murder Mystery that gets cajoled into this episode!
Can you blow up a HULK? We thought our homie was un-killable!
And even if its animated, do you need to paint out Tom Hiddleson's Hulk-sized hog out ...
2021-08-26 00:27:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey yall!
We're back with ANOTHER WEEKLY LEGACY SHOW to throw into this hive of scum and villainy, aka our Patreon!
We're so stoked to start up the Mother of all animated Star Wars Content, the one that started everything for the tutelage of Dave Filoni making the Prequel Era compelling and expanding the Star Wars sandbox that we are all currently playing in....
THE CLONE WARS!!!
We have a great time with this first episode, despite...
2021-08-25 23:53:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another supremely crazy episode of Attack on Titan!
With this here episode, "That Day: The Fall of Shiganshina, Part 2" we are just so much more solidified we are in Mikasa's corner!
Now, that we know she's going into 104th Cadet Corp, the chances of the Titan's defeat has shot up about 1000%
We're very perplexed by this big ol' battering ram and fire-breathing Titan!
2021-08-24 19:25:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We’re back and we’re at the mid point of this wild and awesome season!
We raise an eyebrow at how much Tarrlok is totally in on this thing!
Are y’all all about this romantic backstory between Lin and Tenzin?!
And is QAmon pulling a Sons of the Harpy coup?!
Follow the password-protected link to hang!
2021-08-20 02:31:48 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY, PATRONS!
Hope y'all are enjoying the end of summer! We're getting our jean jackets and fall gear ready! But before we do that we gotta have ourselves summer's last stand with this August's BvE Poll!
Check last month's episode (and one of our funniest ever ) where we go with STEVEN UNIVERSE with the theme of "Treasure Hunt" in case you missed it!
https://www.pa...
2021-08-20 01:33:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS HERE WHAT IF STUFF Y'all!
Man, now this is what we mean when we're rocking some of these What Ifs! We have a really fun opener that evokes the first Guardians of the Galaxy, and basically from there on is almost entirely its own story!
Is this one of the head writer's giant FUCK YOU to Chris Pratt?
Is T'Challa essentially the George Bailey of this Universe?
...
2021-08-18 23:26:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Welp, the day has come and we're stoked to be firing up a new show and one that has been RECOMMENDED SO UNANIMOUSLY! We're proud to give y'all.....
TITAN TUESDAYS
We're super stoked to delve into an entirely new world and our first Anime ever! Also, with that in mind please be gentle with us as we are learning names, pronouciations etc!
Does this fucking Eren Kid have ANY chill pill ANYWHERE on his person!?!? ;)
Who is t...
2021-08-17 22:05:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey from VacationLand Patrons!
Sorry for the hold-up on this one yall! We shot it remotely, had a few hiccups but we're back in action!
We're digging this foray into animation from the MCU and of course, we're throwing a bunch of perverted stuff into the subtext almost right off the bat!
Will we got more GIIIIIIIIANT WOMAN stuff this side of R. Crumb in this episode, we're a 'lil taken aback by the amount of onscreen murder, and then of course the TENTA...
2021-08-17 19:15:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Well, this shit is a blast from the past aint it?!
Hanging in a bar?!
Watching nerd shit with your friends over a beer?
What is it, 2019?!
As this is an extra special occasion, we're making our Bar Reaction to The Suicide Squad available to all tiers for 48 hours! Then it will be posted permanently on our Maester Tier, where all of our Bar reactions currently reside!
2021-08-17 17:58:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of The Legend of Korra and its a damn fun and frustrating
We thought that we'd be annoyed by the love triangle stuff, but we're not and they handle it fine! Would Naga biting off the Castlevania-dude's wang off be a violation of the Pro-Bending!? And is Pabu climbing the ranks of the best boi?!?
We all took a little 3-da...
2021-08-13 17:37:43 +0000 UTC
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