HEY HEY YALL!
Well shit, if WandaVision ain't just hitting it outta the damn park like every week now!
We're checking out the literal boundary-pushing 6th episode this week and it's got our so much to chew on!
HOW insanely well do they nail their 00s Malcolm in the Middle format and that FUCKED UP YO MAGIC SPOT!??! Why is Pietro pushing so hard for information, if he even really is Pietro!? And are the people of Westview literally starving to death an...
2021-02-13 04:21:51 +0000 UTC
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BAAAAAH, BUH BAH BAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Hey hey Patrons!
Not sure if that made sense but we're singin that theme song to one of the best damn shows we've ever watched, AVATAR: THE LAST FUCKIN' AIRBENDER!
We're kicking off the final Season of this incredible show and there's a lot to unpack!
Does Aang kidna look like Eleven and Zuko kinda looks like Bieber!? We think so. We're a little bewildered by the time jump but it's total...
2021-02-10 18:40:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Welcome to our Cobra Kai Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage!
Now that Sean and Millie are up to speed they're joining Dustin and Morgan over at Dojo Drase to PUT SEASON THREE IN A BODYBAG!
Below is your UNCUT REACTION to Episodes 1&2.
Johnny is still our PERFECT DIRTBAG ANGEL and will we ever get JUSTICE FOR CLARENCE the gerbil? Grab yourself a Banquet (in a bottle NOT a can) and find out!
2021-02-09 04:00:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons!
WELL HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' MULTIVERSE, yall!
Hope everyone's having a good weekend thus far! We know were dlgging the jolt of What-the-Fuckery that this weeks WandaVision threw at us this week!
So many possibilites are becoming more and more apparent this show's implications on the future of the MCU are grown with each new episode and this fucking week is no different!
Is Wanda going Full Bad Guy? We don't think so, but she's omino...
2021-02-06 01:56:09 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY PATRONS!
JOIN US TONIGHT at 7pm CST for a super fun PATREON EXCLUSIVE Livestream hang talking about the cutest and gnarliest creatures of Season 2 with KEEP IT OR KILL IT!!!
We'll bring up every creature of note that we meet in ATLA Season 2 and talk if we'd go full pre-vegetarian Sokka OR if their too precious to ever be allowed harm!
Once we're done, we'll rock some questions that Patrons have sent our way and take some questions at the en...
2021-02-03 18:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're gearing up for our Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage on Youtube AND HOT DAMN ARE BLAZING OUT THE GATE!
Jump on the ABSOLUTE BONKERS ride that is Season 2 of Cobra Kai with Sean and Millie as they get caught up with Dustin and Morgan over at Dojo Drase!
This post contains ALL of season 2! All videos are full and uncut and we HAD a total ball rediscovering the awesomeness of cheesy 80's style montages, root for our shithead underdo...
2021-02-02 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're gearing up to get into our S3 coverage of Avatar and while we are stoked to have a touch of time to ourselves, we realized we were gonna miss yall!
So we decided to put together what we thought would be a super fun PATREON EXCLUSIVE Livestream hang talking about the cutest and gnarliest creatures of Season 2 with KEEP IT OR KILL IT!!! We'll bring up every creature of note that we meet in ATLA Season 2 and talk if we'd go full pre-vegetarian Sokka...
2021-02-02 04:43:03 +0000 UTC
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Well Hell's Bells Patrons!
Sean, Morgan and Dustin just got their socks blown off by the super revelatory and occasionally jaw dropping episode of WandaVision in what is quickly becoming easily one of the MCU's most interesting properties ever!
We're asking the big questions this episode! Would Vision make for a super fancy Toilet Boy if you needed to use him as a filtration system, ala WaterWorld? Is this as Meta as the show is gonna get with Darcy and Jimmy Woo wat...
2021-01-30 03:37:58 +0000 UTC
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CROSSROADS OF FUCKERY ARE MORE FUCKIN' LIKE IT!!!
ahem.... sorry....
Hey hey Patrons!
We're here with THE FINALE of the IMPECCABLE SEASON 2 of Avatar: The Last Fuckin' Airbender! Azula's mastery of the game, Zuko's decision, Aang's cliffhanger - we're at a loss for words. So incredible!
Not much more to say than that!

Follow thi...
2021-01-27 18:05:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We shit, we got bit by the coiled in nostalgia but also surprisingly legit engaging COBRA KAI bug and we're gearing up for our Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage starting February 2nd on Youtube with Ward Tier on up getting early Access as those roll out!
But as a preamble and because Sean and Millie needed to get caught the fuck up with Dustin and Morgan over at Dojo Drase, we put together a NO MERCY SPEEDRUN of the previous two seasons!&nb...
2021-01-27 00:10:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Sean and the Burly Bois are back with their last of the in person, quarantine watches before we moved to our remote set up and we WENT OUT ON A STONE COLD CLASSIC!!!
One of the most influential American action pictures with one of the THE iconic stars of the era, we checked out BULLITT from 1968, directed by Peter Yates and starring Steve McQueen!
Hang with boys are they marvel at the restraint and lack of score (thus heightening the tensio...
2021-01-25 18:14:33 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another full and uncut reaction to the genre-skewering, mystery potboiler MCU show WANDAVISION!!
This 3rd episode amps up the surreal cracks in whatever reality we're dealing with, provides more clues as to connections to the MCU, and keeps the TV tropes rolling!
How many David Lynchian glitches will it take to snap this spell will it take to wake Wanda up AND DOES SHE EVEN WANT TO? ...
2021-01-23 06:25:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons,
We are kicking off 2021 with a CLASH OF ANIMATED TITANS as we break the champagne bottle on our new Patreon Exclusive Podcast, BvE: Batman vs Everyone!
A monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series! And this week we are throwing one of the most formidable foes at the Dark Knight: Avatar: The Last Airbender!
2021-01-21 01:42:27 +0000 UTC
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HOT EVER LOVING SHIT PATRONS!
We're back with the Penultimate Episode of ATLA and man oh man are we quaking in our MFing Boots about Uncle Iroh and the rest of the Aang Gang!
We're contemplating all the big questions: Does Zuko need a double team of Positive Uncles in Iroh and Guru Partik? Should Toph Bend some piss right Earth-Westling Iggy Pop's face? IS COSMIC JACKED UP AANG SUPER CREEPY? AND WHO KNEW HOW IN VOGUE COUPS WOULD BE, singed 2021?!?!?!?!
2021-01-20 23:07:35 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
So as you may or may not know, Patrons have been enjoying Manly Movie Monday since 2018!
We had backlog of MMM Shoots that we turned into YouTube content while we're under quarantine and they were a big success!
But with the pandemic raging we couldn't get together as safely as we wanted to but BECAUSE OF Y'ALL. we were able to invest in some new remote rigs to continue to rock Manly Movie Mondays in 2021 and we CANNOT T...
2021-01-18 14:33:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey patrons!
We’re jumping into the wild genre bending world of the Post MCU television offerings of WANDAVISION!!
We decided to double up so enjoy this two-for-one reaction in this weeks video as we try to answer all the questions!
Can we stay in the weird LIMBO of “BeWitched”-“I Love Lucy” format forever? Is the overly friendly and possibly sus neighbor Agnes angling for a three-way? And is Wanda gonna have a gross Twilight Baby?
2021-01-16 16:15:42 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're in the damn final stretch of Season 2 and this fucking show just keeps getting bigger and better! Its nuts.
We just have to re-iterate you DO NOT piss off a 112 year old Magic baby, does the Earth King's chambers look like the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz, and watch us fucking lose it when Toph is captured and Coochie Gang goes incognito in the eps final minutes!
2021-01-13 23:58:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Welp 2021 is starting off with a head-swirling, anxiety-ridden inversion of the world we've come to know and hold dear - so our choice for Manly Movie Monday should reflect as such with Christopher Nolan's TENET!
Seen as the movie that was gonna save the film-industry in the era of Covid, where this new twisty espionage action film AND this is Manly Movie Mondays first foray into our COVID friendly remote set up and I think it turned out pretty damn ...
2021-01-12 14:40:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Hope everyone is safe today in these insane times, but the ATLA show must go on, and thankfully with a much needed reprieve from the emotional gut-punches of the last two episodes with S2E17 "Lake Laogai"!
Shit there is a lot of great stuff going on here! We want Zuzu to keep his eye on the Tea-Prize and not go back to his old ways, we're rooting for Jet to turn it around and not succumb to his programming, and the HARD TRUTH that UNCLE IROH BE S...
2021-01-06 21:27:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey!
Well we're ending the absolute bullshit fucking year of 2020 with a really strangely perverted romp into our childhoods, not that this will be new territory for anyone watching our ATLA coverage, with a new Commentary Schmommentary!
We're covering the surprisingly dark and still goofily engrossing 1990 classic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Yeah it the Turtle hideout looks cool, but how much poop is down there? Jim Henson productions oversaw the animatronics for thi...
2021-01-01 01:00:36 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey!
Well we're ending the absolute bullshit fucking year of 2020 with a really strangely perverted romp into our childhoods, not that this will be new territory for anyone watching our ATLA coverage, with a new Commentary Schmommentary!
We're covering the surprisingly dark and still goofily engrossing 1990 classic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Yeah it the Turtle hideout looks cool, but how much poop is down there? Jim Henson productions oversaw the an...
2021-01-01 00:56:10 +0000 UTC
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JFC.
Hey hey Patrons.
Welp were ending 2020 on a big ole appropriate sade time, but that means that we're on the upswing right?
RIGHT?!??!
(sobs in the corner)
A truly crushing and amazing feat of storytelling.

Follow the Password-Protected link to hang and watch us frowny face for 30 min straight!
2020-12-30 18:28:33 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Hope everyone has had a great holiday this week and gearing up for the New Year!
We're gearing up for some new stuff too! One of which is our new Patreon Exclusive Podcast:
BATMAN Vs EVERYONE
A monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
1) We choose the theme for the coming month's epis...
2020-12-28 21:14:24 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We got a BIG OLE helping of reactions coming to you from the mammothly long, goofy as fuck, still charming but ultimately disappointing 2020 sequel, WISHMASTER 5......
uuuuh, wait, WONDER WOMAN 1984!!!
We take in this new DCEU offering with Warner Brothers and HBO Max's valiance into the instant theatrical streaming realm!
Watch as Morgan loses her nerd card live on camera by thinking that Themyscira was actually Femme-ascura, d...
2020-12-28 20:37:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey yall!
Hope everyone is having the Happiest of Holidays and staying safe!!
It wouldn't be the holidays with out some cartoon nostalgia action and we got those inspades with this week's episode.
If you wanna check out the episodes of these before you give this a gander here they are:
Beetlejuice - S4x28 "It's a Wonderful Afterlife"
Where Beetlejuice gets to see what NietherWorld would be like without him.
&...
2020-12-26 22:16:00 +0000 UTC
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‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And none in the bar...
Not a patron was drinking,
From neither near or far...
So with 3 outta work ‘tenders,
Staying home and doing their part.
Decided to punish themselves,
With a film starring Melissa Joan Hart...
With a plot so thin
And lead character so insane
You should hang out and watch,
<...
2020-12-25 03:09:53 +0000 UTC
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Whew.....
Y'all know the deal! One of best moments in TV history.
Straight up.

Thank you guys for sounding off in our Polls and putting us on this!
Also, we're dropping a ton of stuff in the next day. Commentaries, Podcasts, Full Movie Watches through til the 25! Yall h...
2020-12-23 12:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Well......
That was...... a lot.
And IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING KILLER!
It's the ending of a Star War and that means theres gonna be some misgivings but we'll be damned this shit wasn't thrilling and emotionally satisfying!
So whats next? Does Grogu exit the show for good? Is it Din vs Bo from here on out!? Should they have show Luke's weird Jib Jab face? Is there gonna be a congruent Boba Fett show, or is he taking over for a season? There's a lot to unpa...
2020-12-19 03:56:42 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Patrons!
We're in the home stretch of Season 2 and the show is clicking in mature and interesting ways that we've not yet seen and its fucking AWESOME!!
We get our first really in-depth look at Ba Sing Sae and the meme game it inspired!
We pine for our own public transportation in the Pandemic Era after seeing the awesome one they have in the city, we're stoked to see Clancy Brown's entrance of Long Feng (this series' Dick Cheney), and how Jet sound...
2020-12-16 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Hey there PATRONS!
HOW AAAAAHHHHH YA!?
We got this weeks, and season penultimate episode of The Mandalorian "The Believer" all ready for ya and we got two specials guests!
Olllll' Billy Redface, Bill Burr is a back in action as Mayfield for this, largely insignificant, but still super fun episode AND....
Our M-Count is super high this episode, cause we're joined by the lovely Amelia to react along with us this week!
We have a blast figurin...
2020-12-12 01:29:41 +0000 UTC
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