My sweet bad ass little baby Patrons!
Hope everyone is doing their damndest to be safe these days! These are kinds of t imes that are trying for everyone and we cannot thank you enough for continuing to support us through this wildest of times! But! We got ourselves a treat right here!
Locked in the House Burlington vault, a Shitty Movie Night we did in the Sweet Long Summer of March 2019!
We're talking about the Kit Harrington-SNL-Monologue-SHAT-Upon-Sword...
2020-05-14 14:01:03 +0000 UTC
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So as you may or may not know, Patrons have been enjoying Manly Movie Monday since 2018, so we have a backlog of MMM Shoots we'll be turning into YouTube content while we're under quarantine!
But what we are super excited about is getting back to shooting some more videos and we'd love to have our Patrons both new and veterans decide on what the first film we'll be covering once quarantine is lifted and we can get back to normal! I culled these from YT comments!
If you have ...
2020-05-02 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hye hey Patrons!
You know him, you quote him, you should absolutely be glad he's jail, the Man of the Pandemic Hour, Joe Exotic finally found his way into our living rooms!
Since we had all already voraciously consumed the main 7 episodes of Tiger King, we were intrigued at the announcement of a special 8th episode! So having fuck-all to do, we decided to put together a reaction for it!
Enjoy the uncut laughs and cries as we rekindle our love for some of th...
2020-05-01 10:59:17 +0000 UTC
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Ready to ride Eternal with us into the Monochrome Madness that is the Black & White Cut of "Mad Max: Fury Road"?
We fuckin' thought so!! Now check our previous post for directions to sign up for TWO SEVEN IF YOU DIDNT GET A CHANCE, but if you have you should be all set!
WE ARE ON ZOOM YALL!! SO SORRY FOR THE MIX UP!!!
http...
2020-04-30 23:52:58 +0000 UTC
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We’re talking our first and last movie theater experiences on this weeks livestream!!!
Xoxo,
ST and HB
2020-04-28 22:49:43 +0000 UTC
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What's up P-trons!!!
There's a bunch of y'all who just joined us in Patreon Vallhallah this week and we thank you! As hindered as we've been in making content for Ye Olde Tube and for you lovely Patrons despite trying to Shelter-In-Place, we got a lot of brand new features.
Namely this fucking Post-Apocalyptic JAM right here!
This Thursday, April 30th at 7:30 pm CDT, we're gonna be hosting an Exclusive Patron Only Screening Party fo...
2020-04-25 23:45:00 +0000 UTC
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Whats up Patrons! We've been combing the back log to keep the content rolling out and we decided to unEarth the VERY FIRST MANLY MOVIE MONDAY EVER!!!
Before we got our current streaming platform together we were in the dark days of Dropbox, we did Gareth Evan's masterfully unrelenting action flick "The Raid" !
All the smashed faces, popped kneecaps and brutal headshots really wore m...
2020-04-20 19:40:31 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY!!! What's up Patrons!!
It's that time yet again!! The Burly Bois are back and we're contemplating the end of the world, Nuclear proliferation and the moral conundrums of global leadership!
But we're not watching the News! We're checking out CRIMSON TIDE!
Hang with the boys as they marvel at young 'Zel, talk about Baby Yoda Meme's shelf life, and get wr...
2020-04-18 23:17:07 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone! Gettin fired up now, so pop on over to the ol youtube to hang out with us.
2020-04-14 23:10:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi everybody! Just a quick heads up for our upcoming livestream dates- will be doing more remote hangs due to the shelter in place order, and the dates will be Tuesday, April 14 and Tuesday, April 28, both at 6PM CST.
Also, if you're watching Westworld, be sure to tune in for our weekly recap "Westworld Wednesdays." We had a blast chatting with Kyle from Azor Ahype this past week and can't wait for tonight's episode!
Hope everyone is staying safe and healthy out there- a big thank...
2020-04-05 19:56:34 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy, all you, responsible, lovely SHELTER IN PATREON Bastards out there!
That's actually a great hastag. #ShelterInPatreon
Ahem, anyhooo...
Envision a film so fucking ridiculous, so cheap, and so hilariously self-aware it was like it was fucking built in a state-of-the-art lab from the parts of the great C-list movies that came before it were stored!
That film would be VelociPastor! And those idiots that this film was made for are your very own House...
2020-04-02 22:04:43 +0000 UTC
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Well now that we're all fucking settled and fucking inside and not fucking doing fucking any-fucking-thing we can figure out how to pass the time but still hang!
And by God, I think we've figured it out!
If you've been watching our Picard Reactions you sorta got a taste of how we can do reactions and shoots from here on out through the COVID-19 pandemic!
One way is checking out all of these shuddered blockbusters that were supposed to drop in theaters but g...
2020-03-29 01:33:27 +0000 UTC
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Hi Pals!
We just popped this thing off, join us!
2020-03-24 23:08:31 +0000 UTC
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We got your goddamn Penultimate Hunkered down in Bunkertown reaction right here y'all!
As we're sure you guys are chillin' like the villains you are, we remotely set up a synced watch of Star Trek: Picard so we can keep giving you guys the exclusive content that you all deserve!
We marvel at the space flower vaginas, lament at Arcana's grisly demise and hope hop hope that John Cleese's Harry Potter Nearly Headless Nick is somewhere in those creepy motion portraits on M...
2020-03-24 16:28:23 +0000 UTC
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Turns out you don't need no damn Zhadt Vash or Synths or what have ya to bring about the end of Goddamn Planet!
In what will probably be our last joint watch party for a hot minute, we checked out the mostly engaging and at the end, PICARD AS FUCK PEP TALK LADEN episode of Star Trek: Picard!!
Things are finally coming together finally and we're digging it!
WE ARE D...
2020-03-19 03:14:18 +0000 UTC
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In what is surely the most incidinary Watchmen shoot to date, hang out with Sean, Max and Emil as they watch Watchmen's superb First and Only season!
Without Morgan's watchful eye, we sorta really go for it as far as the edgy jokes
Follow this password protected link to check out the unfettered commentary rewatch by our boys!
2020-03-14 13:30:59 +0000 UTC
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Teetering between a state of abysmal composition and abject mediocrity, lies the Bois of House Burlington and 2005's own cinematic abomination DOOM!
To escape the prison of this foul year of our lord, Burly Bois Justin, Alex, Sean and Scott decided to embark on a trip to 2005 where Dwayne Johnson was yet to shake The Rock persona, Resident Evil was the high water...
2020-03-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We're talking about virus movies, shows, and our own experiences!!!
https://youtu.be/J_DD3_S6ZWg
xoxo,
Sean Tanktop
2020-03-10 22:57:28 +0000 UTC
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Whats up Number Ones!
Well fucking cue up your old Sarah McLachlan tapes cause we have the most upsetting death of the entire season!
Hang with the Picardians of House Burlington with Morgan, Dustin and Morgan!
S&M means Saliva and Mucus, the Thirst Officer is fairly domesticated these days and "cue music* I WILL REMEMBER HUUUUUUUGH!
Foll...
2020-03-09 11:44:36 +0000 UTC
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Hello everybody!
Just wanted to hop on and let y'all know the live stream dates this month will be Tuesday, March 10 and Tuesday March 24, both at 6PM CST.
If you can't make the time, still stay posted, we have some commentary schmommentary, shitty movie night, and more on the way!
Also, new patrons, please don't hesitate to reach out to us with a message regarding your tier rewards and if you have any other questions.
Thanks as always for your support everyone and we ...
2020-03-03 18:10:30 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for making it oh so rad for us in House Burlington by being a Patron subscriber!
This week we got weird Freddy Kruger dreams, Hugh giving us Gandalf in the mines of Moria vibes, and by God, the first time Soji and Picard's storylines have merged!!!
Follow this password-protected link to hang with the crew!
2020-03-02 11:40:43 +0000 UTC
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Oy!
The zany and fun time we were expecting literally got off to a literally eye-popping start with this week's episode of Star Trek: Picard!
Holy lord in heaven there were some tonal swings in this episode and some worked, some didn't as per usual with this program!
Enjoy kicking it with Sean, Dustin, and Morgan as they revel in Picard's weird French accent, take an interest in Killer Crock as played by Vincent D'onofrio, and lament 7 of 9's all too quick ...
2020-02-26 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We're talking about all the weird jobs we had today on the Stream and a whole lot of other ish!
https://youtu.be/BMivn4zt0-o
Come Hang at 6pm Central!
2020-02-25 23:24:17 +0000 UTC
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A fun, albeit still kinda wonke Episode 4 of Picard!
How many Hologram servant fuck partners does Rios have now?
Does Picard endear himself to Dustin even more by being annoyed AF by kids?
And furthermore, how much would we want to chow down on some Romulan Naan?
Hang with the crew as they check out the fourth episode of Picard Patreon EXCLUSIVE!! <...
2020-02-18 05:11:28 +0000 UTC
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Mother of InstaGod Patrons!
Have we got the groan-inducing, Generation Z-themed stinker for yall today!
As the absolute most recent movie in Shitty Movie Night history, we hope you'll feel as hilariously fucking old as we did watching "F@#$ The Prom" from the foul year of our Lord 2018 and directed by YouTube titan duo (and probably on some FBI Most Wanted list) the Fine Brothers.
2020-02-15 13:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Stream on it!!
https://youtu.be/4HSzvpcjqgg
2020-02-12 00:29:41 +0000 UTC
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Starfleet!
Prepare to engage in a Patreon Exclusive!
We've been loving the new weekly breakdowns we've been doing for the new CBS All Access series Star Trek: Picard!
BEFORE WE GET GOING! I CONFESS!
THIS WEEK THERE WAS A TOTAL SCREW UP and the video files were corrupted and lost forever throughout the far reaches of space!
HOWEVER, we still have the AUDIO and we salvaged it and made what is essentially a COMMENTARY track to this ente...
2020-02-10 12:39:40 +0000 UTC
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Hellooo lovely patrons,
Hope everyone is having a nice weekend so far!
Just wanted to give y'all a heads up for the Feb livestream dates- we will be firing up this upcoming Tuesday (Feb 11th) as well as Tuesday Feb 25, both times at 6pm CST.
We can't wait to chill with everybody! New patrons, make sure to pop on to say hello if you can make it. Also, please don't hesitate to reach out to us regarding tier-rewards, questions, or anything else really.
Also stay tun...
2020-02-09 17:29:28 +0000 UTC
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Blow off some Steam Patrons!
We got our selves the first Manly Movie Monday of 2020 and holy shit are coming out with a hot slab of 80's Arnie goodness with 1985's Totally-Not-McBain-Actioneer COMMANDO!
We have a One-Liner Count and Wager (and promptly fuck it up), contemplate how Ronald Reagan would react to this film, and rejoice when Arnold finally gets to the jungle!
I'm also going to be cutting these up for the Channel, but you guys will always get the...
2020-02-08 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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We go live at 6pm y’all so just about 15 min!!!
2020-01-28 23:48:26 +0000 UTC
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