Whew!
Okay, since Vimeo has been putting the screws on us for our private videos, we're working on a permanent and easier fix but for the time being!
You can watch our little diddy of a hang out while we bask in the UV rays of "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"!
So for now, enjoy our fuckery of watching this absolute trash classic that you...
2018-02-01 20:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostSup gang!
Just in time to not watch the State of the Union, we got ourselves the PATREON ONLY House Burlington Shitty Movie Night!
This month's flick, Andy Sidaris' glistening, six-packed and fake bewbed goodness of Hard Ticket to Hawaii!!!
Instead of dealing with the cold weather in Chicago we've decided to transport ourselves to the magical time an...
2018-01-31 03:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt's GARBAGE DAY.... er, THE HOLIDAYS and the Watchers of House Burlington be coming in hot with a brand new Shitty Movie Night Watch Party just in time for the New Year!
This time we're ripping the classic Sequel-But-Also-The-Original Christmas Horror classic SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT PART 2!!
FIRST, a big shout out to all of our lovely Patrons! The heroes of H...
2017-12-30 02:31:28 +0000 UTC View PostWelp! We got some goodies for all our beloved Patrons!
An extra 20+ minutes of the gang talking about The Last Jedi!!
If the link isn't working than the video is still processing, jurst refresh after a little while and it'll be up!
We talk aobut Luke's Tinder Profile, Snoke possibly not being dead (though deep down we know that he is), and what Star Wars means ...
2017-12-24 21:34:48 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone is have a so so so rad Halloween!
Here's the 2nd Installment of our Patreon Exclusive SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT!!
This week we got the oh so tone deaf rocking of the 80's Hair Metal Horror Film, Rock and Roll Nightmare!!!
It stars Jon-Miki Thor as the lead singer and bunch of other people who were never heard from again!
We had a blast rockin...
2017-11-01 01:37:30 +0000 UTC View PostOh man! What steaming, rancid pile of ...... good times we had watching one of theeee best that so-bad-it's-good-cinema has ever produced!
TROLL 2!!!
Troll 2, directed by Claudio Fragasso, is one of the gold standards of hilarious shit filmmaking and you guys can hang with us and revel in all of it's horrible glory!
Keep in mind this is a Patreon exclusive. We'...
2017-10-21 00:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post
SOOOOOO, we got these babes together, with myself and Dustin who rolled in a little later to Watch Troll 2!!!
The Devil's Drink, Nilbog, and crazy eyes Witch-bae gave us alot of laughs and I think you guys are gonna have a ball watching with all of us!
We had a hell of a time! We think you guys will dig this Patreon Exclusive!
This bad boy drops tomorrow!
xoxo...
2017-10-18 00:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostWe sorta always knew this was gonna happen!
Our love of shithouse C-List cinema and the love of our incredible Patrons!
Starting this month we are going to do a Patron-Only Shitty Movie night, available nowhere else accept to our Patrons!
We're going to do 2 films this month as Halloween is our fave time of the year!
First one of the absolute titans of So-Good-It's-Bad, dyed in the wool ...
2017-10-03 21:13:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhew boy!
As I'm sure you all saw it was couples night on Watchers in the Bar this last week, but knowing our dirty minds, things went off the rails a bit when talking Smoke Babies, couple swapping with Jon and Ygritte and how Sean and Dustin are such cucks!
We're gross and weird and we know that a lot of you guys are too!
Here's a little extra special For -Pat...
2017-09-21 03:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Yo yo yo guys!
Wanted to give everyone a heads up! We're sending out the shirts this week!
DM me with with your size and your address so we can start to send these bad boys out!
If you are on the $15 Tier or higher shoot me a DM with your shirt size, we got Small to XXL, and your address so we can ship it to you!!
Posters and post-cards will be shipping with the shirts as well!
ALSO We're getting everyone together for the finale WATCHERS EPISODE!...
2017-09-19 22:55:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi hi hi everyone!
Knucklehead McGee is abroad and kickin' in Bath, England right now!
Why is that pic Upside Down you ask? Maybe has something to do with the next foray for Watchers in the Bar in late October.
So in lieu of our first Sunday without Thrones in 7 weeks, I thought I'd pop something on for all the Patrons to help us through the GoT withdrawl that we're all e...
2017-09-04 20:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY HEY HEY!
Sorry for the hold up on the full episode commentaries! Got everything back up and running after losing a lot of work this past week which is why our schedule has been stunted!
Now this pairing was almost none of my doing! Sam and Max, of whom some of the commenters on YT have identified as hating the opposite sex, decided to join forces for this week's episode and as a big fat thank you to our Patrons we are giving ya'll a crack at their uncut commentary of Epis...
2017-08-26 11:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys!
We switched it up and had to shoot at Sam's house, who was lovely enough to host us!
Also, we have the debut of Steven, aka TORMUND JR. and Dustin, aka HIPSTER SHAGGY for this week!
We also have a 2nd panel with Amelia, Morgan, and the return of Khal Hagrid too!! At first it was going to just be one panel, but this weeks episode was so damn bonkers we had to make it a party!
Thanks for supporting us! We're able to do this because of you guys!...
2017-08-09 07:38:40 +0000 UTC View PostHEY YOU GUYS!
Going to kick off the Patreon content later this week with the full audio tracks of the first two episodes of Watchers in the Bar! There were a bunch of great things that we had to cut, so I'm sure you'll enjoy them!
Also, full uncut video of the entire video, sans the little TV image in the corner, will be dropping later this week too!
The T-Shirts are being printed and readied, and next week I'm getting the crew together to sign thep posters! ...
2017-08-01 21:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post