Hey hey Patrons!
We're back in the bar and the specter of incest REIGNS SUPREME WITHOUT FAIL!
Stoked to be rocking with the quality cringe and class conscious comedy of The White Lotus!
And we apparently have a new TEAM GREEN!
This weird fuckin' family with theeeeeese two brothers and the one weird bug girl sister are already throwing us for a loop!
And what's up with Goggins and why he wants to talk to the head of the Spa? A absentee father? Business deal gone b...
2025-02-17 18:07:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
So we're back with the Penulitmate episode of Season 2 of Squid Game!
Thanos in Infinity War said it himself: You should have gone for the head.
And clearly Player 333 saw that movie!
We get a bunch of other really nerve wracking stuff with the numbered rooms!
The misery pump is SOOOOO primed for whatever happens to Enabling Mom and Gambling Son and we're not ready....
And man, this after this bathroom brawl, it's gonna be a long night....
2025-02-16 15:57:07 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to our Reaction Session Patrons!
We're back with some more Severance and while we were just milling through a WTF Masturbation Forest last week, this week we're getting into processing the wild shit that's gone down and how Mark is just straight up not capable of doing so!
Surprising emoitonal punch is levied by Dylan at Irv's Funeral!
And Irv and Burt finally meet IRL and a possible Lumon Ham Party is upon us next week!
Also there's a really interesting and ve...
2025-02-14 23:20:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a MUCH quicker turn around for Season 3 of Invincible!
And goddamn it we are just anteing up turning Mark into his Dad with the Oliver Brightburn of it all!
Deb, who remains the heart of the show, HOW THE TF ARE HAVING TVs ON and THE INTERNET AVAILABLE?! This kid is like 1 year old!
Cecil has always been the smarmy Nick Fury, but now we're WAAAAY more in Amanda Waller territory!
And WHERE IN THE HOT VILTRUMITE SHIT IS N...
2025-02-13 02:44:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Cousins!
We're back with a new ep of The Bear and this is a FIST PUMPER of an episode!
Richie's journey is a delightful one!
A great deep dive into the hardships and pleasure of doing something as perfect as possible.
And the Taylor moment, my God we've not gotten that big of a laugh cheer since we've been watching this show.
But yalll, this a very very very very very very Chicago specific gripe, but if you'd had the absolute delicacy that is a Deep ...
2025-02-10 02:00:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some more DanDaDan and THIS IS WHY WE SUIT UP FOR THE BIG GAME FOLKS!
Honestly tho, this is exactly why we love this show!
Mr. Mantis Shrimp and his milk blood deficient son, are like the most wholesome and precious thing we've seen!
We also needed a feel good story as we're still reelling from episode 7!
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2025-02-09 21:45:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the DING DANG premiere of Season 8 of Game of Thrones!
The Infamous final season!
....and we like this one!
We get among the most satisfying reunions, but also, reunions on top of reunions in this episode!
Arya & Sandor! Jaime and Bran! Sansa and Tyrion! But it's Jon and Arya, with a full on "Let's show eachother our swords" moment, that really gets us misty and takes the cake!
But we got scary kid zombies!
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2025-02-09 02:02:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of Severance and Ol' Tanktop decided to pull a Cloveldig and skip town for a min!
He'll be back for next week and we'll be completely locked in for rest of this INCREDIBLE show's run!
Dustin and Morgan are flying solo and HOLY HELL we got ourselves a crazy episode!
Enjoy this week's insanity!
2025-02-08 19:50:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back with another slammer of a Gravity Falls and hot damn is this a banger!
First off, we've come to know this does take place in the Rick & Morty universe (or atleast a version of it) but we didn't know it was also in the Star Wars canon as well!
Where the everliving fuck are the guardrails around this thing!?!?
Also, there seems to be a slight skewering of the old Sit-Com trope of "Hey, we're stuck in this one place, time to do a cu...
2025-02-08 01:58:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We'e back with another TOTALLY CALMING AND NOT STRESSFUL episode of Squid Game!
Another tense one with a crazy cliffhanger!
How in the world is Gi-Hun so damn trusting of ANOTHER No. 1?!? Like, sorry to all the 1s out there but we’re side-eyeing all yall!
Also, we gotta cut down on these celebrations after we win a game!
And when on earth are the Drone Dudes gonna get something going?!
2025-02-06 23:46:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patronkins in PatronkinLand!
We got an extra special one for ya!
The Musical/Prequel/Smash Hit of 2024!
We've been holding space for this one for a min! It's Wicked youse guys!
Sean and Morgan hang for this one and it's a LOVELY LIL' FILM!
Cynthia and Ariana are just crushing this film adaptation of the classic Broadway show of which both of us haven't seen so this is totally fresh for us!
We're here for The Dinkles Marx Professor Goat fighting for ...
2025-02-05 01:48:09 +0000 UTC
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Hey yall!
So just a heads up! As you know we had our editor Kenny who had a myraid of health and personal trajedies happen and some of the stuff he was handling had to be put on hold!
One of them was our Vox Machina S3 reactions! We're not expiditing all our uncut reactions for you guys and stacking multiple episode edits to catch these up!
So here are our remaining five episode of Vox Machina, a slightly sluggish season that ends very strong with some really satisfying p...
2025-02-03 03:49:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another gut-wrenching episode of child-game fuckery!
Sad rifle girl is mucking up the works for the organ harvesting side hustle!
Machine Gun Korea aka Thanos is a chaos agent that we are fancinated with deeply unsettled by.
And we're starting to learn more about the backstories of all the characters that more than likely rip our hearts in two by series end....
2025-02-03 02:49:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey there top dawgs,
This week, we are circling back around for episode 2 of Fleabag!
Thanks to Da Big Appa aka Cord for the pick!
Follow this unlisted link to hang:
https://youtu.be/vIq2zH7dDzs
We appreciate all of ya and another big shoutout to Cord for the ongoing pick! And thanks to all the folks out there in patreon...
2025-02-01 15:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Fetid Moppets!
We're back with some more Severance and the EXPORT HALLWAY JUST GOES DEEPER YALL!
Goat town is found yet again but with another Goat, it's Gwendolyn Christie as the keeper of the Goats or something!
We WONDER IF THE BELLY BUTTON is an indicator if people are clones or some shit!
Also, where in the HELL is Selvig driving this whole time? IS this a secret Fargo episode?
2025-02-01 01:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey PatronFinns!
We are SO BACK with the new Vinland Saga and we are getting into some dicey stuff with Thorkell and company!
The chase in the snow is taking it's damn toll on crew but Askeladd manages to capture the English Army captain!
And we get History Lesson 101 with Askeladd, listen up or he'll likely cut off your finger!
This was MUCH more gory episode than we're used to see too!
Plus we get this wake up call for ol' Canute!
2025-01-30 02:52:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey PatronFinns!
We are back with a HUANTING unexpectedly emotional death for our fave annoying Conehead Skullet Ragnar!
He's sorta been over coddling Canute, but now we see the reason why and we just have a more full vision of this character and....
Askeladd is a straight bastard for this one yall!
What beautiful death scene this one was.
2025-01-26 23:09:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Turbo-Patrons!
We're back on our DanDaDan BS!
And this one is sorta treads a touch of water both literally and figuratively...
We get to showcase Airia's power set and its a ball to watch!
The creepy aliens are back and we're uneasy about it...
And DID OKARUN JUST BECOME THE SCHOOL LEGEND!?!?!
Follow this ex...
2025-01-25 21:46:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of Severance and we're down one team member but it's just a cold, nothing serious ...... (smiles creepily).
Morgan has a case of the Bubonz and had to sit this week out but we got some great reactions with Sean and Dustin!
We go FULL OUTIE this ep and we're facinated!
New Title Sequence just dropped and IT IS FREAKY AS ALL HELL! KEIR IS A BOSS BABY!
The paranoia is creeping in with the weird brother with the L...
2025-01-24 22:31:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back and discussing being the damn boss in Gravity Falls!
Enjoy while 3 buisness owners have a surprisingly cathartic and also frustrating time with this one!
Also, Morgan is just Mabel as a boss FOR FUCKING SURE!
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2025-01-24 21:07:47 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and a new SNAKE FACE FUCKER JUST DROPPED!
Good lord, we are finally back on the island and we did NOT miss it!
But honestly, who wouldn't wanna trip balls if they were playing this shit!
Also, the heartbreak that is that Mother/Son Enabling Squad is palpable.
Jfc.
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2025-01-22 01:56:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with THE BIG FAT FUCKIN' FINALE OF SEASON 7 of Game of Thrones!
Whooboy!
Just a couple two'tree things happen in this ep, ya know?
We got meetings! Renunions! Clegane Bowl Teases!
Fuckin' Wincest happens!
We see the goddamn wedding that built the lie that Robert's Rebellion was built on!
The Wall is brought down by fuckin' ICE ZOMBIE VISERION (voiced by some of our own crew)!
And..... that lil' fuckin' snake L...
2025-01-21 22:35:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey yall!
Hope you're doing as well as you can be today!
Just a quick update!
S7x7 of GoT Drops tomorrow!
Same with Squid Game S2E3 and a special Manly Movie Monday!
Some technical difficulties landed us behind today! But 3 drops tomorrow! Then back on Track with Gravity Falls, DanDaDan, Vinland and Severance later this week!
Thanks for your patience!
xoxo,
The Watchers
2025-01-21 01:32:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patron-ies!
Sean just got caught up with this BANGER of an Apple + show and HOT DAMN ARE IN THE THICK OF IT for Severance S2!
Yall, just like this show always be doin', you answer one question and 3 more take it's place!
How long have they really been out of circulation?
Why are we not cutting to the Outies at all?
Where is Harmony!?
How obvious is it that Helly is SO NOT SEVERED and totally a mole now!?
And WHO IS THIS CHILD!? And how l...
2025-01-17 21:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Yall been waiting 3 years after this?!?!
WTF.
Also, shout out to Dylan and his willpower/conditinoning!
How he wasn't sweating bullets I'll never know! Also, let's get some damn tape in this mfer!
Follow the exclusive link to hang!
https://youtu.be/wAmmEEDoH2c
S...
2025-01-17 17:32:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey PatronFinns!
We're back with some more Vinland Saga and we are getting into some of the most existentially dark stuff that this show has thrown at us yet!
Also, is this gal gonna be a recurring character?
So brutal and crazy!
We're dying to know!
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2025-01-17 17:29:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Well this group of eps KNOCKED MY SOCKS OFF!
Like seriously, some great twists and new nuggets of info!
Also, we need another WELLNESS CHECK!
Follow this exclusive link to hang!
https://youtu.be/JXkGgTpvl-Q
Vinland Saga and 8-9 are dropping immedately and S2E1 will drop first...
2025-01-17 17:28:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
The speed run continues!
Goddamn this is getting JUICY and DESPERATE ON ALL SIDES!
Helly did the thing! She deleted the scary numbers!
Do the fucking requests EVEN EVER GET TO THEIR OUTIES?!
Petey bites it and then Harmony BRINGING POWER TOOLS TO THE FUCKING FUNERAL!
That is some crazy work yall!
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2025-01-16 18:16:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back with another Gravity Faaaaawlllls!
And you know we love a spooky moment and we love Summer and we love Halloween.
So we are given for our good deeds - SUMMERWEEN!
HOLY HELL DOES THIS SCRATCH ALL OF THOSE ITCHES!
This is legit unsettling in parts and this one just slaps!
So much fucking fun!
Follow this exclusive l...
2025-01-16 02:14:33 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
So to prep for Season 2 of Severance droppign this week, Sean will be dropping his speed run of Season 1!
The subtle UNEASINESS of the mystery of this show is palpable from the jump!
Why are we still awake while doing the head-drilling!??!
And Mrs. Zeigler is CLEARLY IN ON IT!!
Follow this exclusive link to hang!
2025-01-15 18:13:07 +0000 UTC
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