BobOfTheHedgeField

Decapitation

I had thrown on my mask and activated Stealth, whoever these ‘magical girl killers’ were, I was prepared to shed blood if they really did live up to their name. My right fist twitched with anger as I considered the most likely dead children these ‘people’ had killed. I was already moving through the city, but much to my surprise it looks like I wasn’t at all needed.

I was watching a complete beatdown. A massacre so to speak. The city was falling apart as per u...

Magical Girl has WON

Normally I'd just write a chapter, but because I still update this one semi regularly I'll let you guys vote on whether you want a 3-4k word chapter or a shorter Omake you can choose from three options. This poll isn't going to be open for too long though, so be sure to vote!

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Spaghetti and Syr's Fall

Now that I was fitted in my new outfit I was feeling ready for the coming day. I hadn’t gotten rid of my old clothes, but I held them in my hand as I made my way home. We were running short on Valis, with only 500 remaining. That was alright though, I didn’t need to eat today. 

I’d gone without food pretty often when I was in Russia, so I could fast pretty easily without much of an issue. Russia was pretty fun, especially with all the snow when we were traveling through acros...

Crouching Insect, Hidden Dragon

“Well I must thank you for informing me of such an event.” I remarked formally, but internally my curiosity grew. That individual was certainly a follower of THEM, so being careful around that purple haired fellow in the future wouldn’t be a terrible idea. My companions still slept, and my duty was to guard them, so I did as such.

Until with a sudden jolt, Dan Heng awoke. She rapidly translated into a hop off the bed and a summoning of her spear. I gave her a small wave and she di...

I Admire You

Her hand was outstretched in a fist with bite marks upon it as she held it out to the twin maids. While I knew what they were most likely ta

Her hand was outstretched in a fist with bite marks upon it as she held it out to the twin maids. While I knew what they were most likely talking about, I wasn't going to just let myself be excluded on something like this. So I jumped over the railing and landed on the ground with a roll in order to break my fall. Praise be to Adelheid for giving m...

Telling Off Some Angry Old Guy

Our little group had a third member who would be sleeping with us now! 

His name was Heir and he was my best friend sword! Finally, you have returned to me, and you even have a cool new name! I had to keep him sheathed though, otherwise someone might get poked by a sharp object!

After sparring with Belle and Welf earlier in the day, I was feeling awesome, but I was also pretty tired. 

It’s a lot of work holding back that much! But their exhausted faces having so ...

Alliances and Enemies

I’d gotten home. Finally! I immediately hopped into the shower after giving my mother a tired wave. Dealing with a chunni was exhausting work, is this how everyone felt after dealing with Veil? 

I’d finished up my conversation with ‘The Lady of Dark Flame’ and now I was contemplating my life choices. Had I corrupted the youth? Was I a bad guy? So many questions, so little answers.

At least posing dramatically was my friend. I covered my face with a single hand, and sl...

My Best Friend

Isabelle Cranel POV

This was not ideal. Andrew had refused to sleep with me due to a small argument I’d had with Hestia over who was to rest beside him. I could see how it troubled him, yet my desire to have him all to myself was interfering with his happiness.

Such a desire still held strong, yet perhaps a compromise was in order with my newest love rival. We both looked slightly annoyed as we stared at each other, yet Hestia was the first to break the silence with a small sigh...

Patreon Poll III

Back with another Poll! Dungeon and 101 aren't on this one, but Dungeon will be returning next time, so I know lots of you guys will be voting for that one! Also because nobody voted for the Limbus Company/Clair Obscur fics, I've removed them for the moment

With all that said, LET THE VOTING: COMMENCE!

Dirty Work

My breath hitched, my vision blurred. Yet I still spoke. Of all the people in my life here in this new world, there was only one person I could always rely on. Who never turned me away, even when my jokes didn’t land, even when I was working with faulty information, even when I was being me.

Memories flowed through. Of watching myself die, of watching him die, of watching everyone die.

Death. Death. Death. 

I silently clutched his form

“It hurt. It hu...

Announcement: Poll II

Looks like Cucking Satella 101 has won! Therefore I'll be making a new chapter for that guy pretty soon because its been a minute since its got an update!

Thank you to everyone for voting!

Realization:Radiance

The day blew by like a hurricane, the whole gang had split up with Hestia taking a bunch of Valis to buy toiletries and prepare us food while Belle and I trained an insane amount. I’d stopped by Welf’s workshop too, but unfortunately the sword would only be done tomorrow, and it was too early today!

Though the trip wasn’t completely pointless, because I managed to buy some training gear off of him!

“Belle don’t feel down, you're doing great!” The truth is I’d destroy...

Sweet Dreams

I walked with Belle closeby, and truth be told I was a little bit lost. I put my hand on my chin and slowly looked around before coming to an idea. Was it the best idea? Probably not, but I wasn’t that smart anyways!

“Belle, I think we’re lost, yet I have an idea.” 

She gave a small smile my way and slightly tilted her head while leaning in close.

“Oh? What would that entail?”

“I’m going to shoot a fireball into the air to light our way!” I held ...

Tricksters and Chunnis

Everyone else seemed to be pretty tired, we’d lost track of time and everyone was completely full of food. I’d held off on eating so much, but I’d been glad to supply it for everyone else. Honestly I was surprised they could eat so much . . . 

There was also a tension that slowly dissolved over time, a sort of understanding being met between the 6 as they slowly devolved into a food coma. Kiwi and Kaoruko had come to an agreement after Kiwi realized she wasn’t a love rival ...

Within My Self Fooled Mind

I held Belle in my arms as I moved home. Her face was stained with tears, but I wiped them away. Leaving her face sleeping softly with a peaceful smile. I blushed faintly while staring at her form. She really was cute! Though not just in the normal way, she was MEGA cute! I’m not sure how I didn’t see it before, but she really was attractive. I let out a light sigh with a smile on my face as I gently held her tight.  

I’d never pursue someone just because of their appear...

Confession of the Moonlight Rabbit

After bidding Mr. Dagda goodbye I started to walk alongside my compariot. She seemed as though I would grab her at any moment, my back her chariot to be. Yet I did no such thing! Instead I just walked alongside her with a smile. 

Going for a casual walk with a friend was always a good way to spend time together. You could talk, enjoy the scenery, start playing a game of some sort . . . plenty to do while on the move!

“Say, my dear companion, shall we delay our return with a...

So Many Lonely People

Subaru had practically forced me to drop her down, and she even landed a strike on my face which hurt quite a bit which caused the initial drop. Though I couldn’t really blame her for the blow. After all, I'd picked her up when she explicitly said to not do that.

She did however look apologetic as she shook on the ground. I frowned lightly and my eyes softened as she fell gently onto the floor. She was clearly in a lot of pain, running out of mana really seemed to be no joke.

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Patron Poll II

Poll 2 has arrived, and Shounen Protagonist isn't going to be in this one but will be returning in (2) Polls! Go ahead and cast your vote, let's see who wins this time!

(Also on an unrelated note I'll prolly drop a chapter later today)

Battle(non-violent) Between Light and Dark

“Well then, we should probably get ourselves a meal. Do you two have anything in mind?” Asking our new guests for meal recommendations was a good way to hit it off, or at least I thought it was. I was still pretty new to the ‘having friends’ thing.

“I just so happen to know about this awesome sushi place! Utena-chan, praise me!” ‘Kiwi-san’ was boisterous and while she acknowledged my question, she didn’t even turn to me. A faint sigh left my throat and Utena responded ...

Canon Omake: Dungeon-Chan's Seething I

Hunger.

Unfathomable Hate.

The Desire to Bring Ruin to Them. 

These are the three core principles of my existence. I who is sealed under the earth, my Flesh boiling in malice towards the jailers above me.

I have slain countless in pursuit of my goal. I have eaten so many. Yet I still find myself restricted. I am no Omnipotent, and as much as some of Them may claim to be, however such a thing is not possible.

Not possible for them at least. ...

Dungeon POV Omake Wins!

Looks like the Dungeon POV has been chosen and will be in the works! Next poll will be in about a week!

Thank you to everyone who voted!

Slice Price Increase

This won't affect old members but I've decided to increase the price of the lowest tier from 2$ -> 3$ this is for the simple reason of I need more money and I'd prefer to spend time writing. I live in an expensive state to say the least and prices have only gone up higher and higher since I've started doing this.

Thank you for understanding :)

Side Note: I won't do this again for a long long time, if ever at all.

Break Time Gone Wrong

“Alright then, what do you need me to do?” I decided to get right down to business. No point in putting it off, especially since Ram was here to pick me up! I gave her a smile along with my response. I didn’t remember much of her from the original show, she played second fiddle in the hearts of many to the Re:Zero community.

Though to be fair I didn’t know much of Rem either.

“You seem to be getting along well with Lady Beatrice.” Her tone was measured, she truly inten...

Announcement!

For the next Poll I will most likely not add Dungeon Vs. Shounen Protagonist as an option because it won so hard in the previous one. I'll probably remove the previous winner and the one before that from Polls to allow voting to be more diverse in the future, and to allow other stories to have their shot to win!

Poker Face, Real Face

Rank 7: The Reward - Awakens a special skill within the Fool Arcana.

Considerate -> Empathetic

We wrapped things up at the Hotel quite quickly after our conversation, and of course I made sure to wash my clothes on my way out! Also Belle gets another skill? She has one more than I do now! Those having my Persona system is sort of an extra skill anyways.

Belle seemed to want to leave quite quickly, though the nice lady from earlier tried t...

The New Job

Natsuki Subaru POV

We moved down the hall and my heart pounded in my chest. It was time to get started. I wouldn’t let anyone die this time. My mind stirred back to my previous loops, and despite my resolve for the future I couldn’t shake them away.

My death at the hands of a curse I never could have possibly seen coming.

My death where I was killed by Rem in an instant while her mace shattered my skull.

My death where I bled out while James fought to protect me in...

Hygiene Matters . . . and so Does Hope!

Day Four of the Dungeonless Week

I slowly moved out of bed, I was a little confused over what just happened. I let out a sigh and turned down to Hestia who wore the same outfit she always did. I smiled softly at her sleeping form.

I think today is a good day to get some new clothes!

Mysterious Dream Sequence? I’m sure it will make sense later! I normally didn’t dream though, so I was just going to assume this was connected to my Persona or something like that. E...

Shounen Protagonist Poll

Look's like Shounen Protagonist has won the Poll! To everyone who cheered it on you get a rain of confetti. I've got some Omake options for the lot of you to see what you would like for the Omake!

Weak Physique Adventures

??? POV

It had been so long since I’d felt a pain like the one I’d currently experienced. I’d been slammed into the ground, my bones cracked in places I couldn’t comprehend, and blood leaked from my orifices as I stared up at the woman who had utterly defeated me.

Yet something was missing. I just couldn’t be satisfied with only this!

She was nothing like him after all. She didn’t win through skill, she didn’t know how to properly hurt someone...