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Becoming a Government Drone

[You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.]

[You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.]

[You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.]

[You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.]

[You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.]

Blinking my eyes open slowly I spot the series of notifications, my wounds completely gone from my body. Tons of medical equipment is hooked u...

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That Salt Water Air

She pulled up in the same Jeep she had before it got wrecked in a crash back in my original universe. She fucking loved that car almost as much as she loved me. Emi was my favorite person, right in front of my girlfriend . . . who I’d also probably never see again either. Dammit, we were together for eight months too. She was fun as shit and super supportive . . . I let out a sight as my sister started screaming at me. 

She really is the same person.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO...

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The Part Where I Get Shot (it sucks just as much as you think it would)

I stood still for a moment before I started flying over the invasion while channeling mana through my body with Mana Boost. Laserfire started ringing out and I didn’t know what to do. Gaia was flooding me with power and I did what I took the best option I could.

I started blasting. Blasting like a motherfucker. My heart slammed in my chest and I felt Gaia’s pulse become in sync with mine. The power given to me was far beyond what she normally provided as my body sta...

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Cutting out the Faceless

I pull her into a hug as I look deeply into the sexy smile on her face. She detransforms after a moment and snuggles into me causing me to feel a slight wetness from her crotch. I literally just showered and a minute ago our mothers had called for us.

I must sadly not engage in lewd acts with the ravenous magical girl for now. I hold her hand, and with a smile I speak into her ear with my soft voice.

“We should make reintroductions to our mothers.” She blushes, however her emb...

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My New Musical Career has a Couple of Health Concerns

Ugh, my head. I knew I shouldn’t have done that gig. I was the world’s most middle of the road instrument player, and damn was I proud of it. I’d filled in for bands who were down a member, always filling in for a buddy or whoever needed it. I could play piano, bass, trumpet, and drums. I wasn’t the best at any of them but I could do it.

Now you’re probably wondering why I shouldn’t have taken that gig, right? Well the answer was easy. I’d been invited to sing. I was a pre...

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Hero's First Day (things fall apart the day after)

I kick Chuck or whatever his name in the nuts as Mark’s eyes peel over to me.

“Taking out the bad guy before they can hurt someone is always a good idea.” His eyes widen and his expression is faintly annoyed as he mutters something under his breath. 

“I’ll see you after school.” Someone had a bad experience with their ‘helper’ didn’t they? Gaia sends an affirmative my way causing me to pause. Didn’t know you were a voyeur. She wiggles her eyebrows causing ...

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It's a bird? It's a plane? No, its an idiot about to die!

[You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.]

My eyes shot open as I hopped out of bed. I pulled the Mop out and looked it over. In my haste to learn about magic I’d completely left this Mop to rot. Looking it over I could feel its gaze upon me alongside the will of the world.

“Uh . . . clean?” I jumped out of my hands and got to work, and damn did it work fast.

“Don’t break anything and don’t leave my room please!” Another day of school laid...

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Becoming a Bookworm is Easier than I Thought!

The library that now presents itself to me is a far cry from the previous one I'd found myself in. It's absolutely massive. Countless books and shelves, with multiple large layers rising up and above thousands of feet in the air.

I activate Planetary Heartbeat and I can feel the corruption throughout this 'world' or I suppose it would be more of a pocket dimension. The rot runs deep and the source is high up, trying to draw energy from it might just hurt me. Then I rea...

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Wizard attends Highschool (problems are caused immediately)

Rubbing the soap along my body I realized I'd definitely need to work out from now on. My muscles were weak, my heart hurt from over exertion, and my breath was ragged under the hot water.

I was weak. I could feel the planet's pulse try to comfort me but I shook my head. I needed to get strong if I wanted to keep her safe. My fist clenches as I eye the countless wounds on my body. At least I have an excuse to skip school tomorrow.

My eyes quiver lightly. The truth is I'm not tha...

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New Game Start (Please Overwrite Previous Save Data to Continue)

The lights were on, but nobody was home. That's how it was before my eighteenth birthday. Then everything changed in an instant.

[Welcome to the Game]

[Previous Save Data Corrupted, Starting a New Game]

[Welcome to the Game]

[Please select your class from the suitable options]


Memories flew by my mind in a way I could barely understand. The life I'd lived up to this point had been a mere shell following commands in order to survive.

I...

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Walking Two Roads at Once

My mind stirs at the thought. Another me could be easily possible, I’m an emanator of Propagation. However, that comes with its own downsides. Making a clone with Propagation has them act in ways that are unpredictable, and while not harmful I don’t want my clone just going around seducing everyone in sight.

A thought occurs, what if instead of Propagation, I use Propagation.

AN: For those listening with audio or can’t tell the difference, the color is different for ...

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Meeting the (somehow less crazy) Gun Nut

Pinning Magia Baiser against the bed I couldn’t help but appreciate her form. Large demonic horns sprouting from her head, beautiful stars in her eyes, a leathery corset attached to a pale white dress, and demonic wings sprouting from her back.

I ran a hand against her tit and feeling the soft mound against my hand brought a smile to my face at her reaction. Her form relaxed at my touch, a warm sigh leaving her lips as she puffed her chest out and into me. 

“D-do...

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Breaking Out the Red Yarn

“Aki!? Are you alright? What happened? Where’d you go?”

“In order: Yes this is me, I’m alright, I got in a fight against a gang member, and I crashed in a warehouse.” It feels bad lying to her but I had to tell her something.

“G-gang?” I let out a small breath as I prepared to lie to my girlfriend. I’m a piece of shit for this, but I can’t put her at risk.

My eyes scan over the TV announcing the latest news and I realize how much easier this has become fo...

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The Training Arc

Tenkawa Kaoruko POV

When nearly dying most people experience fear. I’d only experienced overwhelming rage at that fucking bitch. I’d gotten cocky, she’d been holding back. 

That strike from the golem cracked multiple ribs and broke my arm instantly, I’d never been in that much pain in my entire life. Not physically, but mentally the pain I was in was far greater. 

I fucking hate that bitch so much . . . but I’m weaker than her. I can admit that.

Tha...

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Awakening of the Demon Eye and Demon Queen

I gently grab Utena's hand as we walk to the table. A blush blooming in both of our faces as we make our slow approach with moonlight as our guide. Everything before this felt so casual, so unserious. Like we were just goofing off as normal, but this was way more intense.

This was a date.

I guide her to seat and then take my own after lighting the center candle. The illumination reflecting softly on our faces in the darkness. I eye the different colored mochi resting on the porc...

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Dating Start!

Grabbing some ice, antiseptic cream, and an elastic bandage I make my way out of the house with practiced steps. You don't need antiseptic or a bandage for a bruise, but knowing Utena she'll prefer to have the lump gone as fast as possible. Elastic bandages can help with that, and just in case I'll use the antiseptic. You never know where people's hands have been before touching those railings.

Is it too much? No, it's perfect for the adorable Utena-chan.

After washing ...

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Past Memories and New Experiences

"Morning Utena." The girl blushes at my words and words try to break free from her mouth as she squirms. I let out a small sigh and took a guess at what she's trying to say. The shrine is a backdrop for our encounter.

"Are you still good for our date after school?" I've already thought of a plan. First we are going to buy some Tres Magia merch, then I'll take her for a walk where'll we go watch a movie, then we can finish off the day with some tea at home.

I also plan to probe h...

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Shrine Shenanigans

Softly caressing the girl's hair we suddenly hear a call from the kitchen.

"Dinner's ready!" I look over my shoulder causing my body to twist, but Utena refuses to let go of me. She's kind of cute like this to be honest. Sigh, my past life must have been a real freak if he liked clingy and scary girls. Past life, why'd you have to do this to me?

"Utena, we should go eat." She takes a tiny step back and nods with shyness visible on her features. Honestly I'd rather hide the fact ...

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Dark Debut

You have rested for 8 hours. You have healed.

Flopping out of bed my body still slightly aches in pain.Looking down at my hands the cuts are greatly faded but a close look reveals their presence. So I don't even get a full heal after 8 hours? This game is too realistic.

My body however doesn't feel all that tired, so I throw on my school uniform with only the slightest bit of hesitation. Another day of pathetically easy classes throwing themselves at me while I ...

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The Game Begins

Holding the cup of lemon elderberry tea I sit idly on the chair outside my mother's shop. Taking a drink from the small cup I watch the sun slowly set over the horizon. No matter what life I find myself in, the setting sun still evokes a feeling of wonder within me.

But tonight is special. I'm nearly fifteen since my rebirth in this world and the timer has almost reached zero. The muddled memories of my past life spinning and turning, unclear in their form but giving me just enough to ...

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A Bad Boss Breeds Bitterness

Going down the hill was the easiest part of this whole cluster fuck of a situation. My body had cooled down from 'kill everything on sight' to just being generally annoyed at the separation from my friends. Honestly I'd missed them already.

Lynx wasn't the most pleasant of company when she was escorting me, but she did everything in her power to keep me from suddenly dropping dead.

"So Ms. Lynx, I've never tried to apply to the Silvermane before, any idea on what the paperwork w...

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Dashing Through the Snow

My phone lets out a ding as I receive a PDF file from Isa. Skimming it over as I enter the express I slowly realize its two thousand plus page document on how to properly perform medical aid to those in need. Sitting on one of the seats in the parlor car my eyes widen slightly as Pom-Pom's voice begins to echo throughout the room.

"Hello? Hello hello?" I go to stand up as I realize Isa couldn't let me get away without sending a parting gift. Staring outside of the window with a dropped...

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Trying Not to be Dense and Succeeding! (It's a work in progress)

March 7th POV
I've been checking my phone every 5 minutes for a text that may never come. This was not my original plan for the day. I just wanted to spend time with my new friend, show him how much fun seeing new places can be, and convince him to join the Astral Express. That last one might be a little bit selfish, but I know he'd enjoy being part of the express.

However, that's not what happened.

Sam got put in danger by the Antimatter Legion, all of the space station did....

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Reuniting and Realizing (that it was never meant to be)

The only warning to the sudden impact being Welt's eyes parting slightly in surprise as something collides into me. A hug slams into my backside causing me to nearly stumble forward.

"You're okay!" March's voice is loud in my ears due to the close proximity. Looking downwards and back towards the girl her eyes are glassy as she buries states up to me with a smile on her face. Her statement gives me pause for a moment. Not only from the emotion of being reunited with a friend, but also ...

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Kill Six Billion Voidrangers

Striding through the door in haste I sling the ever reliable metal pipe over my shoulder. Then, I make sure to close it behind me. Don't want any sexy sword swinging ladies chopping my limbs off after all. A bead of sweat rolls down my face at the thought despite my bravado.

As much as I appreciate having an insane healing factor that shit still hurts like hell. Then I pause mid stride. Am I forgetting something important? Shaking the thoughts away I get my priorities straight. I need ...

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Never Split the Party

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March 7th
Today is also March 7th~
Note: Get her a gift!

< Is this going through properly March?​


> smug March 7th emoji


Looking up from my newly acquired phone, March stares at me in a pose nearly identical to the sticker sent to me. A coy smile on her face as I pocket the device. The deep pockets of the lon...

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I'm Hotter Than I Thought

Waking up in a light sheen of sweat was not exactly how I planned to start my day, however it was certainly the way it began nonetheless. Throwing myself out of bed my stomach once again growls at me, and thirst calls out from my slightly aching throat.

But looking down at the sweat stained clothes from when I was still in the desert I come to the conclusion that I am going to need to do some laundry as soon as possible. Especially because this is my only outfit. Maybe I can ask Welt f...

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Meet the Amazing Trailblazers

My throat is dry, and my chapped lips flutter slightly in my confusion as I feel my return to reality. Something props the back of my head upwards as a small amount of cool liquid pours down my throat, yet I hack up most of it. Footsteps and voices shift in a haze around me, the commanding voice of a woman echoes outwards, her words undecipherable as my attention is consumed by the choking feeling in my throat.

Suddenly my head falls flat against a pillow, whatever holding it upwards r...

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I Hate Mondays

Waking up to the soft sound of chittering is not what I expected for a Monday morning, what I expected was a cup of coffee and a boring monotonous day at my shitty part time job before cramming Chemistry into my brain for an upcoming exam. Expecting to feel the comforting sheets of my bed, or even the soft head of my dog, I reach over next to myself and grab on to what seems to be a bunch of spiky pebbles. It feels as though I'm seeing a hundred of everything, my eyes pried open by some unsee...

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Welcome!

I write fanfics on QQ, I appreciate all the support you're willing to send my way!

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