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Road Trip Vlog Part 2 (YouTube Cut)

Here is the SFW work cut of my road trip with Dare. Is anyone else craving McDonalds now? If you like that video please subscribe to my YouTube page to catch my try-on hauls, vlogs, and much more!

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welly welly well

What are you all doing in quarantine? I feel like I should be getting a lot more accomplished than I have. I work on my taxes, edit photos, read, play on facebook, workout, make dinner, eat cookies...watch Tiger King. Before you know it it's 1am. My days are starting to blend in with each other, I know yesterday was Easter, but every day before, i'm not sure. I left a month ago, and this is truly the strangest extended vacation i've ever had. 

What do you all enjoy, and what do you...

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NSFW Photo of the Day

Who would have known I would be missing sand and lingerie but I am. This was a while back when I hit the dunes  with the amazing photographer Mark Velasquez. You might have seen one of our other pics on my Instagram today but I thought I would share a naughty one here. 

Check out more of Mark's work here: https://www.instagram.com/markvelasquezphoto/

xoxo

Carlotta

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Patreon First!

Hey guys,

So, I have been asked many times about making an OnlyFans page and I finally caved! But don't worry, all the NEW and BEST photos and videos will only be found right here on Patreon! OnlyFans will feature back-catalogue content like this image above from Jerry Caldwell which can be found in its full photoset in the monthly Dropbox for 2020-04-01 20:48:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Bodysuit Lingerie Haul UNCENSORED

Holy crap, that was a weird month and it doesn't seem to be changing anytime soon. I think this UNCENSORED version of my bodysuit try-on haul will help everybody relax into this new normal!

xoxo 

Carlotta

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Throwback Thursday

My new try-on haul had me thinking about this shoot with David Delara. This black bodysuit didn't make the video but its so cool I had to bring back these photos.

See more of Davis Delara's work here: https://www.daviddelara.com

xoxo

Carlotta

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help me out y'all...

I think I may start doing this somewhat often. I have a MASSIVE backlog of images that are mislabeled (usually because the photographers send me photosets titled "Carlotta" and then I forget to re-label them). Anyway, did I ever release this photoset? I can't remember... if I did, please let me know! Otherwise I'm going to add the set into a queue. All this down time is going to help me get organized darn it!

Photo by Mark Velasquez

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NSFW Photo of the Day

This was shot in Belize by the amazing Shantia Veney for Implied magazine. I wish I could go back to that tropical breeze but I doubt anyone will be traveling soon. Once you leave, all you want to do is go back. 

Check out more of Shantia's work here: https://www.instagram.com/shantiaveney/?hl=en

xoxo

Carlotta

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New Try-On Haul!

I was looking through my closet and realized I have some pretty great body suits... and these aren't even the half of it! Check out the YouTube version above and come back soon to check out the UNCENSORED version.

xoxo 

Carlotta

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Hello from the bunker!

Hey everyone! I have been meaning to get on here and write a proper blog. The world is INSANE right now.  I made the terrifying decision last weekend to pack up my car and leave Los Angeles til stuff calms down. I have family from New York staying at my place in LA (watching my big dog too), and I decided to take my little dog to Nebraska to my boyfriend's family home-its a bit of a fallout compound. I drove separately, and got stuck in Colorado 2 days from a snow storm. It took 5 days t...

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Stay Indoors... with these!

Sometimes it just takes a simple sheer outfit to really make a photoshoot work. I hope these pictures give you a little comfort during these lonely quarantined times! Stay safe out there and stay inside with these! 

These shots taken by @girlsonglass.

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Hollywood Rustic

I am calling this the Jungle Room set. I shot this at one of my favorite locations in Los Angeles. It is filled head to toe with vintage items from the classic era. I may have to go back to show more of this place. 

xoxo

Carlotta

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Remnants of yesterday's shoot

Technically not yesterday's, but I was getting ready for this shoot last week, and realized I had confetti on me from a shoot the night before! I did sleep at that location though, so sometimes weird shit happens.

How are you all doing? Are you all healthy? Doing well? I'm paranoid that I'm getting sick. Each sneeze, or cough after swallowing a popcorn kernel wrong, and I think oh God this is it. One of my relatives is in New Rochelle, and I'm terrified for him. Los Angeles is not the ...

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Surviving Coronavirus UNCENSORED

We cut off the last video at the best part so that we could post on Youtube but you guys get the best stuff here. Stick around at the end for a sexy dance with me and Dr. Dare. 

Want to see more Dare? Check out her Patreon here: www.patreon.com/Dare2plz 

xoxo

Carlotta

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How to Survive Coronavirus with Carlotta and Dare

Dare and I thought this would be a funny video during these strange times. Everyone is basically on lockdown with the coronavirus going around so we wanted to make you laugh.

The LONGER UNCENSORED version of the video is coming!

Check out Dare's Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/Dare2plz

xoxo

Carlotta

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That Girl Next Door

You've seen the plaid look before but it's one of my favorite sets its hard not to break it out for a quick shoot. I love the look Mark Velasquez got with these pictures. A classic "girl next door" if you will.

See more of Mark's work at https://www.markvelasquez.com

xoxo

Carlotta

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New Try-on Haul (UNCENSORED)

Here it is, the uncensored look at my latest try on video. Some of these outfits were pretty tricky to put on but I figured it out. I hope you like these videos, I have a few more planned but I want to know what kind of stuff do you guys want me try on next?

xoxo

Carlotta

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March madness!

February was crazy, even for a short month we managed to fly past my goal, twice! I hope we can keep up the momentum in March :) I'm still trying to decide what a future goal can be!

I've got a lot of great stuff coming for you all. I have done several patreon photo shoots in the last month. I took advantage of being on the road, and got to collaborate with some amazing people I normally wouldn't have access to. I am working on some video blogs from the trip, and so much more!

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New Try On Haul now on YOUTUBE!

You can watch it now on youtube but the uncensored version will be coming to Patreon in just a few days! I can't wait to do more of these for you guys, I still have so much in my closet!

xoxo

Carlotta Champagne

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Special Live Stream this THURSDAY!!!

I am so happy to hit over 600 patrons this month! I couldn't imagine this happening so quickly! Thank you so much to all my patrons and I can't wait to give you guys even more!

As a reward for hitting the goal I will go LIVE to all patrons right here on Patreon! I will be doing a Q&A as well as just talking with you guys! I can't wait to hear from you. 

That will take place this Thursday 2/27/2020 at 7pm PST. Mark that on your calendars!<...

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Where did you find me?

Hey everyone! I have gotten a lot of people signing up this month which is awesome. You know how much I love spreading the naked, world wide baby!

I wanted to find out how you all are finding my patreon, so please let me know!

If other, comment below! If its an adult site please do not link it because it is usually stolen content which I don't want to promote. 

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Art model life.

I have been fortunate, I've had a very long career in modeling (and hope it continues for some time), but I thought I would share my first love. I started as an artist's model. People would draw, paint, sculpt etc. I've posed for drawing classes and been used for reference photos. I think what I have learned the most from this is that art is subjective. Someone might give me a huge nose, or make me a sexy ET and as a model you have to check your ego at the door and accept people's creative c...

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This Month's Goal: Boob Painting??

No this is not a first grade art project, this is something soooo much better. Using only two of my special assets I created a number of limited edition paintings

Don't worry, I have a video showing you exactly how I made these but you have to help me reach my goal of 525 Patrons before I release it! 

<3, Carlotta

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80's and 90's swimsuit haul!

Here's the youtube video, the uncensored version will be up tomorrow ;)

Which swimsuit is your favorite?

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January is over?!

Where did the month go!? How was your January? So far this year is going great :) Patreon reached its goal with flying colors, I have been very busy with work, and I've been helping my friend Dare get settled in Los Angeles over the last 2 weeks. In about a week I will be flying to Florida to pick up her stuff, and she and I will be driving for almost 2 weeks taking a bunch of photo shoots and documenting our road trip along the way. This will be the 3rd time I drive cross country from Florid...

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Have you met my friend Laura?

Laura Lux is dropping some really sexy photos and videos over on her Instagram and OnlyFans page. Check her out and give her a follow!

xoxo, Carlotta

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Livestream Special

If you weren't able to join me for last night's livestream, you can watch it here until the end of this month. Afterwards, it will still be available in the video archive for all the $35+ members.

It was a lot of fun hanging out and chatting with all of you last night! Should we do it again in the future?!?

xoxo, Carlotta

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playing in my closet!

I've had this video up for almost a week and just realized I didn't post it on here! It isn't the most exciting if you're looking for nudes lol, but if you want to see Dare and I play in some of my wardrobe...check it out!

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My alter ego...

Hey everyone, I wanted to share this video with you! Normally when I share music videos I'm a model in them, but with this one I was 1 of 4 wardrobe stylists behind the scenes. While you will not see my face, this was one of the most intense gigs I've probably ever taken. I signed a non disclosure, so I'm not really allowed to talk about the ins and outs of creating this, but let me assure you that it was not easy. My longest day was close to 18 hours on set, and I haven't brought myself to ...

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Polaroids Incoming!

If you want one of these, there is still time! You have until the last day of the month to upgrade. Patreon will only charge you the difference, so if you are in the $20 tier now it will only cost an additional $30 for the upgrade.

For all of you already in the $50 Tier or above, please make sure your shipping address is correct! If you have any questions, message me ❤️

<3,...

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