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Jewels (Miami, FL, 1996)

Here we see a young Julian "Jewels" Rubell, 22, at the height of his generous volunteering in the South Florida fetish scene. He starred in countless hard kink movies, though you probably wouldn't know his face if you saw it!

This was originally done in-stream yesterday as a sort of "lets lump a few of my kinks into one picture," and lets just say I learned a lot about myself (I might have a weed fetish). Planning on lining and coloring this for next Friday's update! <3

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Reconsidering Patreon

In case you hadn't heard yet, on December 7th, Patreon revealed a complete overhaul of how their fees and payment plans work. As far as I've understood it, fees that were previously shouldered by artists are now being tacked on to the patrons instead, increasing the amount you have to pay by a small percentage to cover the cost of credit card transactions. Additionally, they're de-aggregating payments, meaning that instead of having all payments process at once at the beginning of the month, ...

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Krampusnacht

It appears that vogerl has been mischievous during this holiday season, enough to get a visit from Krampus himself (as depicted by his wolf friend)! Looks like he's done away with the bundle of branches to swat the rabbit with, and has instead opted to punish him with something else: his huge dick.

Krampus commission for 2017-12-06 23:16:54 +0000 UTC View Post

MFF Off-Set

Hey there good folks & patrons! Just wanted to drop a line here to confirm that my scheduling has been off-set by a week due to MFF, which just means that, instead of posting an update this coming Friday, you can expect to see the update on the 15th instead! Apologies for that extra little delay! <3

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The Greatest Gift

Lets go ahead and open this present! <3

With Thanksgiving over and done with and December on the horizon, it feel appropriate to usher in the holiday season with a Christmas Deer showing a little Christmas Cheer!

A sketchy & shaded commission forlee2912!

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Backstage Pass

These two boys are always finding ways to get into trouble, but this time they've found a returning gig at the local yiffpunk venue. Whether it's an old school band with tons of cred, a local opening act, or a Taiwanese shoegaze band, these two always find their way into the green room to help the band members loosen up a little before their show!

Commission for 2017-11-25 22:24:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Health Code Violation

"Oh my god, you pig, I can't believe you! Put that stupid thing away before a customer sees it, idiot."

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Junip, my sandcat, is a baker and mediocre barista at the café owned by Red & Jules. A bit of a braggart, he will happily tell you how good he thinks his own pastries are, and he'll show you the multiple awards he's won to prove it, despite the lack of formal training (or formality in general).

Of course, being the kind of person he is, he has come up with a nickna...

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Health Code Violation [Flats]

I've found myself at a little bit of an impasse with this piece! While I have ample time and energy to do my usual shading technique on the entire piece, I've been wanting to play around with someone a little more minimal. I love the graphic quality of flat colors and how it lets me play with color palettes a bit more, and I want to try and retain that while also making sure that definition, form, and shape are established! Wish me luck as I spend the rest of this week messing around with dif...

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Health Code Violation [Lines]

I do have to admit I have a love for linework, because it's exactly the moment when the forms, expressions, and composition become set in stone! That and lining plants is always super duper therapeutic <3

Junip, a scoundrel as always, plays a little prank on Red! <3

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November Commission High-Res Pack [1/2]

Here's the high resolution copies of my finished commissions from the past two weeks! <3

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Health Code Violation [Sketch]

"Oh god, you pig, I can't believe you! Put that thing away before somebody sees it, idiot."

I wanted to do a proper illustration to wrap up this month instead of more merch, and was also aching to draw my characters in the café setting I've made for them! While the design is a little crude at the moment, this -is- out first glimpse into their shop and I'm excited to see it come to life!

But of course, I had to sprinkle some dick into the mix, so we've got our beloved Junip playin...

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November Sketches [2/2]

Only got a few this time around, but I'm super happy with them so far! <3


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Like Candy

Don't you just want to lick that until you get to the center? <3

Clean & shaded commission for fieryclaws of their candy orca dragon Kaz! <3

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Making Faces

Spyke here is a remarkably dynamic actor, sporting all sorts of expressions, such as:


1. Reacting to a customer when they ask "I want to see the manager" and YOU are the manager.

2. Seeing that the leftovers you had been planning on eating for lunch all day went bad.

3. Coming home to a surprise birthday party for you, but your birthday isn't for 5 more months.

4. Basking in the feeling of your smooth pearly white teeth just after a cleaning appointment at t...

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Soak Up the Sun

Not much better than basking in the Greek sun, relaxing on an island in the Cyclades without a care in the world! Unless, of course, the seclusion of the beach gets the better of you and your buddy and you decide to start fooling around! ;>

Clean & shaded commission for devin-da-husker, featuring 2017-11-12 23:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Tied Up in the Troughs

I wish I could write up some story about how these two boys got into some trouble with the bar manager and are paying them back by acting as urinals for the night, but nah, these boys are just nasty and wanted to become a couple of wet messes. I think most of the bar's patrons would be more than happy to contribute!

Clean & shaded commission for springbuck & 2017-11-11 22:33:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Dickers!

Coming to a convention near you, introducing....

Dickers (Dick Stickers)! A fun and loving display of the raunchy junk you're into. Comes in cut as seen above, but also...

Big, meaty, thick, and uncut!

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November Sketches [1/2]

Sketches for my current batch of commissions, to be finished and posted over this weekend! <3

2017-11-10 15:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post

"Dickers"

Some sketches for my wildly explicit sticker idea, hopefully coming to an MFF & FC near you!

Above is Equines + Rhododendrons

Fat + Flax Flowers

Cut & Hibiscus

Canine + Crocuses

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October Commission High-Res Pack

As I described earlier, here's the pack of high-resolution copies for coffee-tier and above patrons! <3

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Letting Off Steam

Having a sous chef in the kitchen is no easy task for skyf0x. While they certainly don't mind sharing the space with genericpcuser, they might mind having a finger or two slipped up their ass instead of the basil leaves they requested. Oh well, dinner can wait!

Saccharine sweet commiss...

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A Sip of Stallion

Non-Watersports Version!

When kittylightpaws said they were "being too thirsty online" lately, thomascaret might've taken the slang a little too literally and quickly provided a drink to the...

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Apologies + Revamping

Hey everybody! I'm really happy to see a couple new faces in here, and I can't wait to get started on my next piece for Patreon! I'm planning on making a matching trio of stickers... that are just dicks. I'm calling them dickers. I'm pretty stoked about the whole idea!

I do have to apologize though! Patreon started off strong and I was providing a pretty consistent stream of content, but I became a little discouraged over the past month due to some negative comments and tons upon tons o...

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Bed of Leaves

Avarice_Panthera_Leo & Twavish are making the most out of that crisp and cool autumnal weather. Nothing better than keeping warm in a pillowy soft pile of leaves by cozying up with each other! Though... the latex lining their outfits might help too!

Clean & shaded commission for...

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Summoning & Corrupting

Bo here has been chalking up on his summoning circles all year, and he thinks he's finally perfected one for his favorite Halloween tradition! Light up some candles, repeat some incantations, and it's a whole lot like putting out a craigslist m4m ad for demons. Adagus was more than happy to answer Bo's call this year, though it ...

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Burning Sensation

What else can we fit in there?

How about some beads shaped like a set of D&D dice?

Or a dildo shaped like the Blade of Evil's Bane?

Or we can keep them occupied with a baker's dozen of bullet vibes (note: not actually a baker's dozen)

2017-10-27 21:59:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Pumpkin

It's not that Millie here dislikes parties (heck, they're generally the life of the party), it's just that they often enjoy an interlude with a stranger in the bathroom. It's the least they can do for not having a costume ...

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Dick or Treat!

NSFW Version:

It's a trick question, a dick is a treat.

And aren't you two a little old to be trick or treating?

Not that we mind! ;>

Clean & shaded commission for cadmium48, featuring his boys!

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October Sketches [2/2]

And here's the sketches for the second half of my commission batch! Lots of fun, cute, and wacky stuff in here! <3

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Splap

Destiny 2 is out, and it's raid time. Adam has been at it all evening, much to the scoffs to his roommate going out for a run, and is finally facing the boss, the Cabal Emperor Calus. Doing any damage at all to him is tricky, and requires coordination and communication like none other between him and his teammates! After many many attempts, the fireteam is finally about to deal the final blow, when suddenly-

*splap*

Not this time, Adam! Looks like you've got something heft...

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