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Organise, Unite & Fight!

Organise, Unite, & Fight! 

At CYBERTEASE we believe passionately in the radical potential of organising as workers. 

Together we demand fair, ethical, and non-discriminatory conditions for labour within our industry for all workers. 

Organising can take many forms, from consciousness-raising, practising collective care, and joining a Trade Union. 

If you haven't already, please consider how you can organise in your own workplace, and consider jo...

What are you longing for?

Hello from Alice! 

This photo is a throwback, from much different times. 

Currently, I am longing for a time when we can all be together in person, sharing the same space, air and time. Remember when we could exchange flirty glances, brush by each other's bodies. I am sending all of you faithful patrons all my love and best wishes; as we endure more pandemic and more lockdown, all of us are so lucky that we have the CYBERTEASE community to fall back on, aren't we? <...

Rock, Romance, Revolution!

Thank you to everyone who joined us for Cybertease 17.0.

I had a blast hosting, and as always all of the performers were incredible! 

The new secret tip option "peaches and cream" was super popular, and the new poll system was fun - it's always great to be able to make our shows as interactive as possible.

All of the spotlight songs have now been added to the Cybertease playlist here: 2021-02-19 18:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post

April showers

Here at Cybertease we love to make it rain, whether that's inside or outside! 🤑

CYBERTEASE x ELSC Life Drawing

Last week CYBERTEASE got the opportunity to collaborate with our amazing friends at the East London Stripper Collective at their weekly life drawing class!
Before lockdown this was held in real life but has moved to zoom, allowing 8 of our team to participate (many of us for the first time). The two-hour class was a mix of short dancer poses and longer, requested poses for the audience. We also got to chat with the artists about us and CYBERTEASE and gave them a special preview of our show...

Victoria Rose Hump Day!

Happy Hump Day from all of us at Cybertease! 

I took some well deserved time off this weekend and decided to frolic in the snow in some lingerie, as you do.  As well as giving my neighbours a show this weekend, we have been busy getting ready to launch our very own Cybertease stickers on our online shop! 

Please keep an eye out for details to purchase and we will be adding a free sticker to our higher Patreon tiers. 

Finally, who will we see at tomorrows ...

Snow day ❄️

Any UK Cyberteasers have a snow day today?? I’m definitely much more of a summer lover so I spent today tucked inside. Today I listened to podcast Inner Hoe Uprising’s new episode “There’s No HR in the Strip Club”, where Cat Hollis, member of Haymarket pole collective and organiser of the PDX stripper strike tells their experience of the Portland / Minneapolis strip scene,...

Cybertease 15.0 Behind The Scenes

Thank you so much to everyone who joined us on Thursday night for our belated New Years Eve party! We had pyrotechnics, champagne showers and tits galore, everything you could possibly need to start your 2021 with a bang 🥂🎆

Here are some of our organisers, Luna, April, Charlotte and Victoria, giving us a glimpse behind the Cybertease curtain... 

April's sexy new year's resolutions

Hello Cyberteasers

Hope you're all coping okay during the new lockdown and have got your ticket for this Thursday. I am hosting!

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/cybertease-150-nye-same-slts-a-virtual-strip-club-by-unionised-workers-tickets-126988593301

*If you're a £20 and above patron you get a free ticket* 2021-01-05 14:38:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Holidays and a Cybertease New Year!

We hope you're all enjoying your winter festivities, how amazing is it that there are so many holidays to celebrate this month across multiple religions and cultures 🥰

If you attended our Winter Wonderland event, thank you so much for making it amazing! We hope you won't miss us too much, we'll be back on January 7th 2021 with our belated New Years Eve party! For our first show of 2021, we want to celebrate everything we’ve achieved in 2020. It’s been hard; but in CYBERTEASE, we�...

Hi from Aya

Hello - Aya here!

I like horror movies, wearing and collecting lingerie, getting drunk on vodka, and getting rained on (both virtually and at the strip club!).

You can catch me at the next Cybertease event after Winter Wonderland - it'll be a post-NYE special! Make sure to get a private dance with me to get to know me a little better. Hope to see you there ;) x

Charlotte Summer

Hi! My name is Charlotte Summer, I'm from London and I have been stripping for 8 years. Before lockdown I worked at Sugar and Spice in Norwich, but since March I have been involved with Cybertease and helping to organise the shows. I love anything glamorous, over the top or neon and you'll always see me in 8 inch pleasers! My favourite Cybertease show was Pride, where I got into a paddling pool in my kitchen!

Looking forward to sharing more with you via Patreon ;)

Charlotte x

Hello from Apocalypse Alice!

These are some photos from our last event - which was cosplay themed! I am dressed as 'Jane' the stripper from Closer, played by Natalie Portman. I used to love this film; now I think it's kinda rubbish - and such an intense portrayal of toxic relationships! No thanks. Natalie Portman is hot, though. See you for out XXXmas event very soon!

Hey gorgeous friend!

Hey gorgeous friend!

My name is Ally Only, I’m sure you’ve all heard of me ;) I’ve been part of CYBERTEASE from day one and it has been the best part of lockdown for me for so many reasons!

I am a stripper, sex worker and all round slut! I bring leg waving, booty bouncing, hair flipping fun to the screen and the stage and I hope you always enjoy watching as much as I do performing! So far my favourite events have been Kink Reloaded (where I did kitten play!) and the REUNION...

Victoria Rose

Happy Saturday to our Patreon's! So happy that you are here! I have spent my Saturday morning baking and cleaning up the leaves in my garden. A bit too wholesome for me, I think I will need to make my afternoon filthy. 

Happy Cybertease Day

Aren't you so lucky, waking up on the day of another dose of Cybertease, this time 80s edition!!

Tonight, put the walkman down and make sure you come shake a tail feather with us tonight at 8:30PM (GMT), duh! 

Come see us all get gnarly💦

Luna's Sunday Bumday

On this holy day of our lord and saviour, I implore you to take this sacred time to worship the divine power of my ASS.  Hope all you saints and sinners are safe, sexy, and showing solidarity with all s-wers during this pandemic xx 

Sending you sex worker solidarity (and a butt)

It's the weekend! Did you know worker organising won us the right to a weekend? Next horizon, no work! 

Also, it's Friday 13th in 2020... look after yourselves and each other combabes <3

#ThrowbackThursday

Reminiscing about our Trick or Treat Halloween show

Monday motivation💦

It’s half way through Monday, and you are KILLING IT! Here are some treats for all of your hard work today x

P.S- this is a teaser of what you can expect at our 80s special on November 19th 😘

Thong Thursday! 💋

Welcome to Cybertease Patreon

Hello and welcome to our Patreon!

As some of you loyal cyberteasers may know, we are a socialist feminist virtual strip club formed at the start of lockdown as a response to the strip clubs being shut down, and a lack of other employment opportunities.

All of the core team have been members of United Strippers of the World, a branch of the employment union United Voices of the World, specifically for sex workers. They advocate for better working conditions in strip clubs, and figh...